One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Jie hahahaha! Roger, you guy! You can live a good life even if you go to hell! Jie hahahaha!"

Looking at Roger, the ghost who was half illusory and half physical, but wearing gold and silver, the golden lion said with a smile.

"Shiji? You guy! Are you dead?"

Roger, who was lying on the ghost ship-like Euro Jackson, suddenly sat up. Looking at the golden lion that appeared in front of him, he was so frightened that his jaw almost dropped.

"Gu la la la la la! This bastard Roger still can't speak. Gu la la la la la!"

Looking at the golden lion whose face turned dark quickly, Whitebeard walked over with a big smile, which surprised Roger even more. What is all this? Why is Newgate here too? Wait, their bodies. . .

"How did you do it? Living people should not be able to come to the world of death."

Seeing that both of them were entities, and the flames burning on their bodies felt inexplicably familiar, Roger also realized that these two guys were not dead, but came to the afterlife as living people.

"Huh, we're all here. It'll take an hour at most. If you have anything to say, please tell me as soon as possible. I'll also add something to you. There's nothing unpleasant about being in the world of death."

At this time, Lily appeared with the last Big Mom and Kaido, and before Roger could react, a breath of omnipotent flames was sprayed on Roger's body. Roger's originally extremely illusory figure instantly solidified and became as if he was no different from an ordinary person. This set of small combos immediately confused Roger.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How about it! I think this bastard Roger will definitely be shocked, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You two should drink less for two rounds after you go back."

Looking at Roger who was using his hands on his body, Kaido smiled and said to Golden Lion and White Beard. They just said that Roger had seen a lot of storms and waves in his life, so they would not be too surprised, but looking at Roger and a monkey now With the same look of jumping up and down, the two of them could only admit, well, as expected, matters of life and death do challenge ordinary people's cognition, and even Roger, a bastard, is not immune to this.

"What's going on? What's going on? I, I, I, am I alive?"

Roger groped around on his body and even took off his shirt to check carefully. He could feel the pain and smell the scent of several people. It had been a long time since he had felt this way. Ever since he came to the world after death, he could indeed He was sailing on the sea unscrupulously. He could catch a lot of good things by casting a net casually, but he couldn't taste anything. , There is no feeling in his body. If Lujiu hadn't been able to accompany him and talk, he felt that he would really collapse. No, he couldn't even collapse and go crazy, because no matter how crazy he was, when he closed his eyes When they open it again, they will return to the ghost ship Euro Jackson and continue to experience a life where they feel nothing.

"No, I just made you feel like a living person temporarily. It can last for an hour at most. This is the limit. A few of them wanted to have a drink with you, so I brought them here, eh? Your wife is also with you On board?"

Lily was stunned for a moment and said, in the world of the dead, the power of seeing and hearing is useless, but Lily can feel the existence of the soul, and she immediately felt another dormant soul in the cabin.

"Oh yes, Lu Jiu is still here. I'll wake her up. There's nothing to do here, and I can't feel anything, so I fall into a deep sleep when I have nothing to do, otherwise I feel like I'll turn into those pure white things sooner or later. , I also hope to meet some other people and know what happened on the sea. Lujiu also wants to know about Ace, so in addition to chatting and maintaining the habits we had when we were still alive, It’s Shen Mian.”

Perhaps because he had been holding it in for too long, Roger became very talkative. He ended up talking a lot about things that could be clearly explained in just a few sentences, but the other people didn't pay attention. After a while, Roger Ling Lujiu, who was also translucent, out, and Lily also sprayed a mouthful of flames at Lujiu, who had not yet reacted. Lujiu suddenly became alive, and her whole person became more than a little better. .

"There are only fifty minutes left now. If you have anything to say, please tell me quickly. I'll give you some wine. You can taste it in your current state, but you won't be drunk."

Lily said, throwing a bunch of wine in front of a few people. The clear aroma of the wine made Roger's eyes sparkle. If Lujiu hadn't been dragged along, he might have plunged into it. He hadn't experienced the taste for a long time. Now, he couldn't even feel his tongue before.

"Come on, no more words for now, let's have a drink."

Kaido took out a few seeds, and activated the ability into several wooden cups. He frowned. It was really troublesome to activate the ability here. It took ten times the usual energy to get these few small cups, but forget it. , something is better than nothing, he said as he pushed a few cups into the hands of other people.

"That's right, that's right. I didn't expect that I can still feel the delicious wine after death. Hahahaha! It's worth it, it's worth it!"

Roger couldn't wait to scoop up a glass of wine, and couldn't bear to let go of the dripping wine. He stretched out his head and took it all into his mouth, and then showed an intoxicated look. Lujiu, who didn't drink at all, didn't refuse at this moment. After all, she had been drinking all the time. The fact that she couldn't feel anything really tortured her for a long time.

"cheers!"

Several people raised their glasses or lowered their bodies. After clinking their glasses happily, they all drank it all in one gulp. The other people were fine, but Roger and Lu Jiu looked a little strange at the moment. They were so happy that their expressions were distorted.

"It's so refreshing. I haven't felt this kind of feeling for a long time. It feels like tens of thousands of years have passed. I can't feel the change of time here. The sun doesn't rise or set. It's the same every day. If I had known that death would be so uncomfortable, I would have surrendered earlier and enjoyed it for two more days."

Roger said jokingly.

"You died too early. You don't know how much the sea has changed in these years. Now the world government dares not to fight us. If something happens, they will immediately issue a notice saying that it has nothing to do with us. Gullallallallalla! It's really thanks to the ideas of Kaido and Lily."

White Beard laughed and said.

"Really? Good fellow, it seems you have done a lot in these years. In fifty minutes, tell me briefly."

Roger sat cross-legged on the ground, and did not forget to scoop another glass of wine.

"Okay, let's start from the time you created the Age of Exploration. By the way, after you shouted that sentence, many people went to sea, and then it was called the Age of Exploration. Lu Jiu should have told you all this. In short, because of your actions, the world government was in chaos, and we took the opportunity to develop wildly..."

Kaido sat on the deck and started from the beginning. He played a big role in it. How could Kaido let go of such an opportunity to brag about himself? On the other side, Lu Jiu asked about Ace. As a mother, what she wanted to know most was Ace's affairs.

"The child is in the navy now. Although I don't know if he knows his own life experience, at least in the newspapers, he is hailed as the hope of the new generation of the navy."

Lily replied with a smile.

"Well, that brat looks a lot like Roger, the old bastard, except that he lacks nose hair and beard, well, well, well!"

After hearing what the two said, the aunt turned around and said, and her words stunned the others. They suddenly remembered that the reason they came here was to verify this matter.

Roger, who was drinking happily, suddenly found that the eyes of Whitebeard, Golden Lion and Kaido began to become strange, but before he could say anything, the three big men rushed up and threw Roger to the ground. They said that no matter how strong you were in life, it would become meaningless after death. What's more, when you were alive, Roger couldn't fight against these three guys at the same time, and was immediately suppressed. Kaido, who was in the most convenient position, immediately reached out and grabbed Roger's beard and pulled it hard.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Roger screamed in pain like a tom cat, but Kaido showed no mercy and studied him carefully. But after a while, he let go of his hand out of boredom.

"Tsk, it turns out that Hugen just leaned a little closer. I was so happy for nothing."