One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Damn it! Those damn boatmen! How dare you treat me like this!"

Spandam crawled out of the garbage dump and kicked the pile of garbage next to him angrily. As a result, there was an iron felt thrown away by someone who didn't know who, and Spandam's foot was almost broken by the kick.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!"

Spandam was rolling around on the ground holding his feet. At this moment, the other CP5 agents also slowly woke up. One by one, they either covered their heads or chests and sat there wailing.

"Stop howling! A bunch of trash! Why don't you bring me the phone bug! These damn boatmen! I'm going to let them know who they messed with! I'm going to make them pay the price!"

Listening to the wailing of others, Spangdam felt even more unhappy. There were so many people, all holding the new weapons that he finally begged from his father, but they couldn't beat a group of boatmen with tools in their hands! This bunch of rubbish! After he completes this task and gets a promotion and salary increase, he must send all these guys to the new world to be cannon fodder!

"BOSS, the phone bug is in your own pocket."

At this time, a CP5 agent said very awkwardly, aren't things like phone bugs always on you? Didn’t you never trust us and always carry the phone bug with you?

In fact, if you really want to talk about it, the agents of CP5 also have great opinions on this boss. When there is merit, it doesn't matter if you like to grab the big one, how about sharing some of the soup? Every time, they come to do the task, but in the end all the benefits are taken away by you. These CP5 agents are ordinary people, not the supermen of CP9 and CP0. They just support their families. As a result, we ended up with such a boss.

To be honest, if the CP department is not an industry where you can leave at any time, and if most of them have family members and other handles, they would have run away long ago. Some of them even had a bad temper and might have come with Spandam. This is a painful statement of interests, but unfortunately the actual conditions do not allow it. Maybe this is Spandam's father, Spandam must have chosen these people to follow Spandam. After all, he has a weakness in his hands. As long as his son doesn't really kill these people, they won't. How does he treat his son? This can be regarded as Spangdyne's care for his son.

"Ah? Damn it! Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

Only then did Spandam remember that the phone bug had been pinned to his waist. Although he was embarrassed, he also didn't forget to blame it. Although everyone had long been used to it, we agreed to it if you said it. Anyway, they all wanted it. Spangdine get out of here.

"Dudududu, hello? Spandam, what's up?"

After a while, the call was connected. Spangdyne's voice came from the phone. Over the years, due to the impact of the O'Hali incident, Spangdyne had a good career, although he did not become the commander of CP0 as he wished. , but also successfully became a senior official of the world government, and soon Many people have to give him three points of face. In the CP department, except for CP0, other departments dare not say that they can be transferred if they want to be transferred. At least the other party is willing to give him a face. This is why everyone in CP5 has been transferred by him. A person who can obey his son's orders.

"Dad! I need support! Over here in the Capital of Seven Waters! You know, it's the Pluto design. I've confirmed that it's in the hands of these people, but now I'm being stopped by those damned people. The shipbuilder refused to surrender and even injured us. I need support now!"

Spandam complained tearfully about his experience. In his mouth, the shipbuilders of the Seven Waters City had turned into heinous bastards, and as a messenger of justice, he was actually beaten by these bastards, and he even He made up a lot of drama about these people preparing to kill people and silence them, and he ran away from danger. To be honest, after hearing Spangdam's words, the CP5 agents felt that it was a pity for this guy to be an agent. Go and become one. Is the screenwriter bad? I'm afraid he would have made a fortune long ago.

However, although Spangdam's play was well written, he could deceive others but not Spangdyne. After all, Spandam knew his son's character too well. No fear? Can he use his wits to avoid being chased by dangers all the way? If his son really has this ability, then he won't have to worry about this and that every day. If all this is true, then Spangdyne promises that he will wash his hair upside down every day and add 360 Ten-degree spiral gymnastics plus air splits.

My idiot son, I can't even understand the lies I make up. If you want to deceive people, you must first be logical. Don't you know how many taels of rice you have to eat? If you say that you came to the other party to cause trouble, and the other party refuses to admit it, beats you and throws you out, then he can still believe it. Even if the other party is planning to kill and silence you, he will not believe it if you leave those CP5 cannon fodder and run away. I can believe it, but did you say that you managed to escape through ingenuity? You don’t have Alzheimer’s yet! If you are so capable, then he doesn’t have to worry every day!

"Tell me what's going on and what I need, all in one breath."

After Spangdine interrupted Spangdine, he said impatiently that he couldn't bear to listen to this boy bragging. You should wait to lie to the little girl for this kind of bragging story.

"Ahem, that dad, I need support. Support that can deal with these boatmen, preferably not support from the navy. After all, this matter involves ancient weapons."

Spandam knew that he could not fool his father, so he immediately said with a smile.

"Water Seven, right? OK, I get it. It's very close to Judicial Island. Let me go find the current CP9 commander and ask him to send you a few people."

After Spandine finished speaking, he hung up the phone and started to have a headache. The reason for the headache was not because of his stupid son's request for help. On the contrary, this kid knew that it was good to ask for help when he couldn't win. The problem was on CP9's side. The relationship with CP Lucci was once unparalleled, but since a mission, CP9 has declined. That's not all. CP0 took away all the good guys from CP9 in the name of protecting geniuses and sent them for secret training. Now there are only two or three big and small cats left in CP9. There are really no available people.

The situation in Water Seven is also unusual. In fact, someone knew about the design of Pluto a long time ago, but why did they keep it hidden? It's very simple, because there is a force behind these boatmen, and they are the Four Emperors of the New World. This is the most troublesome part. God knows how these people are connected with the Four Emperors. Anyway, Tom, who built the ship for the Pirate King Roger, was rescued.

But this is nothing. After all, the completion of the sea train is enough to offset the demerits. But this incident has also become a thorn in the heart of the World Government. These guys actually know the Four Emperors? And now the mayor and the head craftsman of the Seven Water City are still Tom's students. If something really happens, it is very likely that the Four Emperors will take action. Spandine is not unaware of the current policy of the World Government. If you can avoid taking action, don't take action. I heard that recently a Celestial Dragon was destroyed by the second generation of the Four Emperors, but the bounty can only be sandwiched between some insignificant little people. From this incident, Spandine knew that things were not easy to handle, but he couldn't say that he couldn't do it on his son's side, right?

Faced with a dilemma, Spandine began to think. Although this guy was a typical scumbag, he still had some skills in his brain. He first asked someone to bring the information of the Seven Waters City, and began to carefully read the situation. Finally, he found a place that might be a breakthrough.

"Hello? Jack? It's me, Spandine."

Spandine picked up the phone and called the current CP9 commander.

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"Yes, I need your help with something here. The matter of the Seven Waters City, yes, yes, I know that the people there have a relationship with the Four Emperors, and I can't act rashly, but I don't need you to confront them head-on, yes, that's right, it's still the old trick, secretly arresting people, and then getting things through transactions. What is it? Very important things, the design drawings of the legendary ancient weapon Pluto, yes, yes, it has been confirmed that it is the thing passed down from generation to generation by the shipworkers of the Seven Waters City. Don't worry, it can't be taken away by old guy Tom, it must be left to his two student."

"What? No, I have to say it several times, it's not a direct confrontation with those two people, it's very simple, you have the information about the Seven Water City, right? Yes, the one called Franky, have you seen his character relationship diagram? That's right, it's his apprentice, this is the breakthrough, send someone to capture her, and then make a secret deal, yes, it's still the same old routine, don't alarm others, don't hurt anyone's life, just complete the mission, that little girl named Kelly is our goal to complete the mission!"

Spandine said, putting his finger on Kelly's photo.