Chapter 21 21The fish that has been killed for ten years

This sudden turn of events startled Li Guanqi, who was squatting on the roof and was as steady as an old dog. So he didn't care too much at the moment, picked up his things and jumped downstairs.

"Hey! Lao Ji!" Li Guanqi tied a rope to the stone eaves on the roof and shouted at Ji Yegui: "What kind of poison did you feed them? Are you going crazy with a smile? Are they so evil?!

"

Ji Ye: "…………"

...Laoji?

"I didn't poison it, I poisoned it. Evil, uh... it's a bit evil, but logically it shouldn't be that evil."

Compared with Li Guanqi's panic, Ji Ye was relatively calm. Although he also had a look on his face, he still stood there fearlessly as steady as a mountain. Even after noticing that the match in his hand was burned out, he continued

Slowly and slowly, a new light was drawn.

"There was a limited-purchase promotion on the homepage of the mall, and there was a clearance sale of gold coins. I bought it because it looked cheap, thinking it should be about the same effect as poison." Ji Ye observed the demeanor of the robbers, and was a little uncertain, and said: "

But now it seems...it seems like it was too much stimulation?"

"...Then this is really fucking exciting. If the script hadn't been right, I would have doubted that they would have turned into corpses after just lying there for another 12 seconds!" Li Guanqi held the rope through his sleeves, and then jumped from five meters away.

The high roof slid down in one fell swoop, "Do you have a manual? Let me take a look!"

"12 Seconds to Transform into a Corpse, well...this is not "World War Z". *Note ①"

("World War Z": a zombie movie, in which it is set that after humans are infected with the virus, they will transform into corpses in 12 seconds.)

Ji Ye took three steps and two steps at a time, carefully avoiding the drink on the ground, and quickly stepped forward to fish out Li Guanqi, who was obviously not strong enough to hold the rope, so he bumped into the wall and drew blood from his mouth.

"Although this building is not high, you are not as skilled as Jackie Chan. Next time you jump, I suggest you wrap a rope around your body to make it safer. Here is the instruction manual you want."

"Next time? Next time I will definitely take the stairs!"

After taking two breaths of shock, Li Guanqi roughly wiped the blood from his chin with his sleeve. While taking the instruction manual handed over by Ji Ye - a piece of paper as big as a palm, he followed Ji Ye's pulling force towards the alley.

The position jumped.

[The Unnamed Gu: The debut work of a rookie voodoo girl. There are two voodoos here. The mother voodoo is the only one and the child voodoo is twenty. Swallowing the child voodoo can make it run out of food every day and go to the toilet for half an hour, killing people.

The mother voodoo can resolve this voodoo, but those with gastrointestinal discomfort should not eat it easily.】

Li Guanqi: “…………”

Li Guanqi looked at the robbers with eyes filled with sympathy.

This poison is worse than poison!

The robbers were still lying on the ground struggling and vomiting, looking as if they were about to die suddenly. It was very scary. But Li Guanqi, who knew the function of "gu" and had roughly guessed the situation, breathed a sigh of relief.

Just think of it as taking the "drug" for the first time, uh, a normal rejection reaction...

Although he was still a little uneasy about such a scary scene, Li Guanqi decided to take a preemptive strike. After spending some time to get off the rope tied to the eaves, he ran into the alley in three steps at a time, and quickly

The robbers, who were almost exhausted from vomiting, were tied up.

His movements are as skillful as flowing clouds and flowing water, and he does it in one go, quite like a master.

Hmm...it's just that the master's direction is a bit wrong.

Ji Ye had never done this before, so he stood aside with his arms folded, observing and learning, "Oh, you are a skilled worker."

"Oh, it's nothing." Li Guanqi replied in the midst of his busy schedule, "My mother sells meat, and she always helps tie cattle, sheep, and hens when she goes to buy goods."

"I see, this is a professional counterpart." Ji Ye understood, nodded, looked at Li Guanqi's enthusiastic expression, thought for a moment, and suddenly said: "But having said that, does our behavior count as

Is it fishing law enforcement?”

Ji Ye rubbed her chin and thought. Considering that Li Guanqi was so well prepared before starting the group, it was hard for her not to wonder how much moisture was put into the coincidence.

"Fishing law enforcement? Why do you think so?" After hearing this, Li Guanqi quickly put on an expression that had nothing to do with me, pretending to be surprised and said: "I just took the hook, who knows if there are any fish?

"

Ji Ye: "…………"

…That’s where it belongs.

Ji Ye said nothing and blinked, gaining a new understanding of Li Guanqi's character.

As for Li Guanqi, he was so busy that he didn't even look up after he finished pretending to be a fool.

She was very excited now, especially when all the robbers had been kidnapped and it was their turn to collect the loot, she laughed out loud with joy.

After all, when you are a blank slate*① with nothing, nothing will make you happier than licking the bag*②!

(Whiteboard - a way of saying there is no equipment in the game.)

(Bao licking - a way of talking about picking up enemy equipment in the game.)

What's more, although this group of people are robbers, they not only carry a lot of money with them, but they don't even carry many tattered weapons.

The seventeen gold coins that were fully spent not only directly repaid Ji Ye's money for buying the Gu, but also made a small profit from the price difference.

And some weapons that cannot be purchased on the market have solved the urgent need of the two people who are unarmed. Although they are not invincible, they can still be regarded as strong enough by exchanging shotguns for cannons.

Alas, the stuff delivered to your door is indeed delicious!

Li Guanqi suddenly felt that these robbers were much more pleasing to his eyes, and his heart was filled with gratitude like a cat crying like a mouse. He felt that no good person could describe the kindness of these people, and only the title of "wealth-spreading boy" could barely match them!

God, let me tell you, 'she' is such a beauty!

Li Guanqi couldn't put it down and played with the "flash cap firing musket" he had just disarmed, feeling both pain and happiness.

While lamenting that this era is simply a paradise for retro gun lovers, at the same time, I desperately found that I could not be said to know anything about the use of these "old antiques", I could only say that I knew nothing about them.

Even though Li Guanqi's eyes when looking at this 'old antique' have their own filters and are equipped with a buling~buling~ special effect light, she still can't deny that this thing is just a piece of junk to her. Really?

It's not as easy to use as a brick.

Damn!

So is this the pain of not being able to get Firearms Mastery at the beginning due to job restrictions?!

Li Guanqi was about to cry but had no tears. He was hit by the reality of "holding a cake but having nowhere to eat it" and sighed. In the end, he even turned his face away and shut himself up directly.

On the contrary, Ji Ye, who was on the side, picked out a big knife from the pile of assorted cold weapons, tilted the weight, and after performing a handsome knife trick, he found a piece of cloth to wrap it up with satisfaction.

I finally carried it behind my back and then turned around to sort out the other trophies.

Li Guanqi: “…………”

Ji Ye: "…………"

"What's wrong?" Ji Ye touched the big knife behind him, turned around completely, and let Li Guanqi look at him openly. At the same time, he also asked aloud: "Why are you looking at me with such a strange expression?"

"It's nothing..." It's just that the weapon in the hand was not exploded, so it was a bit sour.

Silently withdrawing his envious and jealous eyes, Li Guanqi took a deep breath and began to sweep away the remaining valuable things like locusts passing by.

"Ah, yes, look, cough...Xiao Li."

When Li Guanqi was counting the loot, Ji Ye suddenly stopped her and asked, "What are you going to do with these people?"

Li Guanqi: “…………”

This can be regarded as a half-sentence test, and Li Guanqi felt very guilty about this kind of test, but he did not care about his desires for his teammates, so he just choked for a moment and said in a low and straightforward voice: "Kill him.

.”

Ji Ye turned around: "What?"

"I mean, it would be troublesome to stay anyway..."

Li Guanqi didn't look back when he said this, so Ji Ye couldn't see her face, but even so, she could see from the back that this person had more murderous intent than indifference.

"In that case, it's better to kill him."

*

Small theater——

Li Guanqi: "I have been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years, and my heart has long been as cold as the knife in my hand."

(End of chapter)

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