One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

New World, Kale. Bali.

This is where the pirate dispatch company "Buggy Express" is based. The president of the company is none other than the former Seven Warlords of the Sea pirate, "Senryangdao" Buggy, and he is also the captain of the Buggy Pirates.

The pirate club run by Buggy is essentially a war company that specializes in delivering mercenaries to places in need around the world. It is similar to the "Germa 66" business of the North Blue Vinsmoke family. It specializes in making money through war and has increased the number of people in the world. turmoil and unrest.

Due to its original Shichibukai status privileges, when Buggy Express was established, all its transactions had legal validity by default by the government. Even Marine had no right to interfere. In addition, the big leader Buggy, "the original crew member of Roger Pirates", With amazing titles such as "Four Emperors red-haired sworn brothers", they successfully established their brand in the New World, made huge profits and grew rapidly.

However, after the latest World Summit, the issue of "Abolition of the Seven Warlords of the Sea System" was passed. This ugly system of legalizing pirates no longer exists. All its members have lost the privileged status asylum granted by the government, and At the same time, they were successively attacked and arrested by Marine.

Facing the ruthless World Government, the Seven Warlords of the Sea pirates also angrily launched resistance.

The Kalai Bali Island where Buggy resides was naturally not spared. Unexpectedly, Crocodile, the former Shichibukai pirate who came to ask him for a debt, also arrived at the same time, and he helped him get rid of the Marine warship that was in the way.

Later, news came here that Buggy, Crocodile and the world's strongest swordsman Dracule Mihawk had joined forces to form the pirate organization "Cross Guild". The first thing these three former Shichibukai members did when they cooperated was to fight against each other. Marine and the World Government launched a retaliation and established the Marine bounty system for the first time. Targeting all the generals and officers of the Naval Headquarters, they issued bounty notices to the world. It can be described as an extreme provocation to justice.

And Buggy was inexplicably elected by the other two people as the nominal president of the Cross Guild. Although the actual controllers are still the two who first established the guild, in the eyes of the world, Buggy is the leader of this evil organization. Characters, for a time, the scenery is infinite.

This island has naturally become the headquarters of the Cross Guild.

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Buggy Street.

Partner MR.3, Gal Dino, was sitting on the sofa, holding a cup of coffee and tasting it carefully, and said: "Hey, Buggy! Did you hear about it? The Beasts Pirates are causing a lot of trouble in New World recently!"

"Huh?" Buggy's body was fluttering a huge red robe. He turned around and said with his eye-catching red nose: "Why should Laozi pay attention to this kind of thing? Ever since he was held hostage by those two people to serve as the government With Marine as a shield, I am now under hellish pressure every day, and my body is about to fall apart!”

Buggy is a user with Paramecia Chop-Chop Fruit ability. He can split his body at will and move freely within a limited range, so he is completely immune to sword slashes.

Ever since he became famous in the Summit War in 2018, Buggy's name has been resounding all over the world. The originally low-key and even down-to-earth pirate's life trajectory has undergone earth-shaking changes. In order to maintain his hard-won fame and intimidation, he often uses his ability to split. A red robe transformed into a huge weirdo called Buggy, achieving what he considered to be a "scary" effect.

Alvida on the side fiddled with the freshly painted red nails on her hands and said calmly: "Isn't your body always falling apart?"

Buggy's head immediately flew in front of her and shouted: "This is a metaphor! Do you understand the metaphor?"

Then he flew back and lamented: "Laozi's life is always full of ups and downs, and fate always likes to make things difficult for me, who is so extraordinary!"

"But there is no doubt that the winner in the end will be me, Uncle Buggy!"

These bold words that moved him did not receive any response from the people in front of him.

MR.3 and Alvida naturally ignored them. Mochi, the fat beast trainer of the Buggy Pirates, was busy fighting for a piece of meat with his mount Lion Liki, and Chief of Staff Kabaji was sitting upright in a daze.

Although it is a bit unbelievable, the four people in front of him are the confidants of the pirate group who started with Buggy, and they are also people he can truly trust.

Seeing that he was asking for trouble, Buggy could only take the initiative to change the topic and said: "Ah, I know! Isn't it just because that monster Kaido defeated the Straw Hats and the others and has now become the most powerful overlord in the New World, so the pirates under his command behave like this?" Just a little arrogant!"

"What's so strange about this? Let's just stay away. We don't do anything wrong!"

MR.3 adjusted his glasses and said, "But their looting has a great impact on our business!"

Buggy was startled and screamed: "What! How could it be possible? Laozi has never provoked them!"

Alvida added at this time: "Buggy, don't forget! Although we have lost your Shichibukai status, but now we have the golden sign of the Cross Guild, it can be said that it is still very deterrent in the New World! Those who divested before Many of our customers have come back and asked us to cooperate with us again and continue to provide them with mercenaries!”

"Most of these customers are businessmen, and their cargo ships are often robbed by pirates. But as long as they hang our flag, they can often scare them away. The remaining ones who are not afraid of death will basically be robbed by our subordinates. Defeated! It can be said that Buggy Express is still the best seller in the industry and has a good reputation!"

Buggy was startled when he heard this, and unconsciously realized that he had been so successful, and his red nose was uncontrollably dripping with snot. Then he realized and asked: "If this is the case, how can it still have an impact?"

MR.3 drank the last drop of coffee and said: "But the Beasts Pirates are not ordinary pirates. With Kaido of the Beasts protecting them, they are simply lawless now and anyone dares to rob them! Let alone our customers now, even They couldn’t even spare our own cargo ship!”

Buggy's mind suddenly became confused. When he thought of Kaido, that non-human monster, he felt a shiver deep into his soul. He stuttered and asked, "Then, what should I do?"

Mochi tore into pieces of meat and said casually: "How about negotiating with the Beasts Pirates? Pay them a protection fee and tell them not to embarrass us!"

Buggy subconsciously wanted to praise the good idea, but was directly rejected by MR.3: "If you dare to do such a shameful thing, Hawkeye and the boss will never let you off lightly!"

Buggy immediately realized that he was still the nominal president of the Cross Guild. If he showed weakness to others without permission, it would undoubtedly be an indirect slap in the face of the other two people.

How will the two disgraced people treat him?