003? Handsome Saitama, restless king

"Is this voice called the king engine?"

The hunchbacked Banggu, with his hands behind his back, looked at the king who suddenly burst into aura with a serious face.

No one knew that the king at this time was numb.

"Is it going to be exposed? Also...a person like me...how is it possible..."

At this time, Tornado spoke again:

"Hey! I said, what the hell do you mean?!!"

"Give me the wine!!"

As he said that, he wanted to grab the wine in Saitama's hand.

Everyone: "..."

But among the crowd, only the zombie man suddenly felt a chill behind him.

It was as if some danger had approached him and disappeared again.

"You stinky bald head...cough cough..."

Tornado snatched the wine glass from Saitama's hand, took a sip, and blushed.

[Guge Guge~guge~! 】

At this time, everyone turned their attention to the projection.

[The crabman raised his big pincers and rubbed them on his head. 】

【"Ha~" Saitama with hair closed his eyes and sighed. 】

[gugu~! 】

[The crabman bent down, looked at the sighing Saitama, and said, "Are you an office worker who just came to the company and was tired all day?"]

【"I am a crab monster that mutated after eating crabs. You didn't scare me away in front of me?!"】

【"Looking for death, right??"】

[The hairy Saitama opens his eyes, and glances at the crab monster lightly. 】

【He said slowly: "One thing is wrong, I am not an office worker, but an unemployed person."】

[He said this in formal attire, which stunned the crab monster for a moment. 】

【"Today's interview is also a tragedy of success, and suddenly I feel that everything doesn't matter."】

【"Even if Mr. Crab Monster appeared in front of him, he didn't think about running... So, what will happen if you don't run?"】

[The crab monster with blood still remaining on the big pincers suddenly grinned, a pair of big reflective teeth appeared, and his face was full of evil spirits. 】

Um? ? ?

Everyone in the hot spring hotel was also taken aback.

I didn't expect Saitama to be like this before

"No, Saitama, you were like this before you became a hero?"

"Yes, Mr. Saitama, you are too pessimistic, aren't you?"

"Hmph! I can slap a hundred of these useless guys away with one slap!"

"Alas, Saitama, your mentality is wrong."

"Hahaha~ Let me just say, there must be something wrong with this thing, how can a guy like this be the strongest existence on the surface?"

"..."

Saitama: "..."

How do you feel that some societies are dead?

He was a little speechless, because what appeared on the projection was all real.

That crab monster indeed appeared at the lowest point of his life.

Looking at Tornado, who was blushing and arrogant, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

He poured a glass of wine for Tornado, and said in a low voice: "Little devil, do you dare to compete with me in drinking power? Aren't you very good?"

"I...huh! Why dare not?!"

"Just wait for me, the thing I'm least good at can also despise you!"

 …

Compared to everyone else, King was a little bit stunned.

He remembers...this seems to be his first battle exploit...

【The Crab Monster pointed at Saitama, "Your eyes look a lot like mine, so I won't kill you for this reason!"】

【After speaking, the crab monster walked around Saitama, "Also, I'm looking for other prey."】

[The moment she turned her head, those protruding eyes were bloodshot! 】

【"A brat with a jaw split in two! If you find him, you'll chop him up!"】

[The two parted ways in this way. 】

[Soon, Saitama, who bowed his head in thought, stopped and looked at the park beside him. 】

[A teenager playing football comes into view. Looking from the side, he has a big chin. 】

[The child seemed to sense something, turned his head, stepped on the football, and looked at Saitama with a puzzled face. 】

【The chin is really...】

At this moment, all the audience watching the projection in this world were so shocked by the scene that they couldn't speak a word.

The whole world seemed to fall into silence.

This... is this... is this a two-part jaw?

Can someone really grow a chin like this?

Are you sure... it's not a butt on the chin?

pooh-

"No...it won't work~! Hahaha~!"

Everyone laughed.

In the end, even King couldn't help showing a smile.

"Hahaha~! This guy, doesn't he eat too much on his chin?"

"Yes, yes, yes! What you said is very reasonable. Like that crab monster, he may have eaten too much of something..."

"Humanity?"

"It should be correct, but this is the first time I have seen a human with such a chin...why is it so funny..."

Sexy prisoners are different...

His eyes lit up, he looked at the child's chin and butt, and murmured, "What a sexy chin~"

"Hahaha~!"

"Hmph! I didn't expect that there are really ugly guys like you in this world!"

Tornado was already drunk, she put one hand on Saitama's lap, raised her neck provocatively, her face full of pride.

"Ding!"

【Emperor Tong, what's going on? Do you have a solution to this sudden projection? 】

Tong Di looked at the news from the Heroes Association on his phone, and was a little speechless.

I'm afraid this is not a fool, right?

How can it be possible to come up with countermeasures so quickly for a terrorist capability that can affect the whole world.

He replied:

[At present, there is no way to determine the purpose of the other party, but even if it is determined, we have no choice but to continue to read. 】

In this regard, Saitama himself was also helpless. When he saw the boy with a butt on his chin, he was too shocked to speak.

Genos said righteously:

"It's very bad to make fun of someone's looks."

But no one paid attention to him... This is so special, although everyone has been trained, but they couldn't hold back!

"It's so funny. Is this projection specially for this kind of funny video?"

"I didn't expect you, Saitama, to have met such a wonderful thing..."

【"What are you looking at?" The kid with his jaw split in two said very displeased. 】

【Saitama froze for a moment, then asked: "Little ghost, what did you do to the crab monster?"】

[The butt kid thought for a while, and said, "I saw him sleeping in the park, so I drew a burrow with a marker."]

boom--

The audience is petrified.

【"This kid doesn't even know what trouble he got into!"】

Audience: Exactly! To the point, correct!

【"What should I do now? It should be too late...Isn't this brat too frustrated? Besides, it doesn't seem to be my business, so leave it alone..."】

Although Saitama didn't speak, his inner thoughts were heard by the audience.

【Saitama sighed, "Yeah, this kind of thing has nothing to do with me."】

【 Saitama turned around and was about to leave when he heard a voice full of resentment. 】

【"I found it~ I found it~!!!"】

【The crab monster suddenly raised its giant pincers, and smashed the child's head at its buttocks. 】

【boom--】

[At the critical moment, Saitama rushed over, picked up the child's butt, and avoided the fatal blow! 】

【"What's wrong with me?!"】

The picture freezes when Saitama flies upside down, his handsome face full of astonishment...

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