One Punch: Exposing Saitama, Tornado Is Still Arrogant!

【Ding!】

[The handicap has been opened, and it is time to bet. 】

[It is detected that this battle is extremely special, so a free bet mode is adopted. 】

【The strongest on the surface · Saitamavs cosmic overlord Poros, how many times has Poros been blown up?】

[Additional: Saitamas, the strongest on the surface, the overlord of the universe, Poros, was damaged by the battle between the two, where is the most affected?

[Handicap bets are all property of the gambler, money, clothing, life...all are random. 】

【Win the bet, you can get random rewards, get rich overnight, resurrect, become stronger...】

[Note: Not mandatory. 】

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"How many times have you been blown up?"

"No, brother, are you kidding me?"

"Still blowing up...huh???!"

"Could it be... an existence like the five-headed monster... that can be resurrected infinitely?!"

"And the battle that spreads the farthest...Damn! Could it be that they are going to fight into the atmosphere?"

"Hmm...why didn't I see that familiar barrage?"

"Where's Brother Handstand?"

"That's right! I forgot if I didn't say anything, where is the guy who owed us several times to be self-sufficient?"

"One thing to say, every time people say it makes sense!"

"Indeed, I believe it every time, but after learning a lesson, I dare not analyze it rationally..."

Just as everyone was expecting, that familiar barrage appeared.

Underworld · Handstand self-sufficiency professional: "How many times will Poros be blown up?"

"If I would have said it before, at most once, otherwise, where would he put the face of those once oppressive disaster dragon-level monsters?

But...it's different this time!"

"If it's more than once, I'll broadcast the handstand self-sufficiency "687"!!!"

"I'm Zhuo! As expected of a handstand brother, I set the flag when I came up on the soil!"

"No, Brother Handstand, you seem to be a bit wrong this time..."

Underworld·Inverted self-sufficiency professional: "Hehe, I knew someone would ask, so, let me ask you, every time we analyze a reasonable answer, which time is it that you are not completely shattered by this handicap?"

"I can only say that this time, the handicap took advantage of the particularity of those five-headed monsters to deliberately mislead us."

"Normal people will definitely think of the five-headed monster when they see that betting point?"

"However, this is a huge pit!"

"Of course, we still have to be a little more cautious this time. After all, it is very possible, either once or zero times!"

"Anyway, I think based on previous experience...

Definitely not these two options, if it is, I will be self-sufficient in live handstand!"

Audiences:".....…"

It's a good one to divert...

Underworld · Handstand self-sufficiency professional: "Also, where will the battle between the two bosses spread farthest?"

"I really laughed at this, the answer is self-evident, it must be the opposite of what they stand on the earth, or else it is a circle around the earth, or ten points outside the atmosphere.

"You don't know, do you?"

"How long do you think people can live in space without the protection of space suits?"

"If you are not trying to hold your breath, exposure to space for about half a minute will not cause permanent damage, just as a diver will damage your lungs if you hold your breath when ascending..."

"In short, in short, you will be frozen first, and the loss of pressure will cause problems with eyes, ears, mouth and nose, bleeding and so on. Also, the low pressure boiling point is very low concentration... After that, the body will become lighter and slightly swollen, But it won't explode, and the probability of being hit will be frozen to death..."

"So... the above is just a reference, and it will definitely not have much impact on the two big guys."

"But Boss Saitama will definitely not like to stay in that environment for too long, so, according to my estimation, the farthest is on Earth's satellite."

"Of course, this satellite, it doesn't say whether it is man-made or... So, I choose, the moon!"

Audiences:"......"

"Well...Brother Handstand, really, every time you analyze it, I think it's very, very reasonable!"

"But...do you want to take a look at your id prefix...I'm sorry Brother Handstand, this time, even if I trust you again, I won't choose it."

"ha?!"

"What do you mean?!"

"Do you dare to believe what my handstand brother says?"

"Well, I'll let my husband choose the same one as you."

....Can you not choose..."

"If you don't choose, I'll congratulate you!"

Audiences:

On the other side, Z City, inside Saitama's house.

"Saitama-kun, don't move~"

Saitama: "..."

"Hmm~ Stretch out a little more~"

"Didn't you tell me not to move?"

Fubuki's pretty face was flushed, and he looked down at Saitama's bald head with a smile on his lips.

"Okay~"

Saitama had black lines all over his face. He glanced at himself in the mirror. Fubuki had six dots on his head, and several turtles were painted on his face...

On the other hand, there is nothing abnormal about Fubuki except for his pretty face flushing.

"Damn it, how can you be so strong?"

"Don't play, don't play anymore... It's too much for you to set your own punishment if you lose... Well, I reneged once..."

After all, Saitama stood up and glanced at the message on the phone.

[Jenos: Teacher, I will have special training with king in the next few days...]

A string of words, Saitama rolled his eyes, and remembered the last line: 【Teacher, king seems to have a lot of video games】

Thinking of this, he became happier, and after wiping off the graffiti on his face, he prepared to issue an order to evict the guests.

"I want to eat... um... I think~"

"???"

"you want..."

"I will pay the rent, no less than what Genos gave"

"Okay! It's no problem if you want to live forever~"

pooh-

The corners of Fubuki's mouth curled up slightly, and she cursed secretly that she was too stupid before, and she would have taken Saitama home a long time ago.

After a while, when Saitama walked out with a vegetable basket, he still said: "I don't know which one you like, but... any kind of clothes are much better than the tattered clothes you took off... Well, that's included in the rent as well."

The door closed, Saitama left calmly, and Shin Fubuki turned into a steam princess.

And at this time, a petite figure also rushed towards this no man's land.

【Um?】

[ Saitama looked at Poros who was still alive after being punched by him with some surprise. 】

【boom--】

【The next moment, Poros shattered all the broken armor on his chest. 】

【"The armor I wore to seal my overpowering power was broken just now..."】

【Saitama's painting style changes suddenly (Tornado and Saitama often have sudden changes in painting style), "Isn't it..."】

[Poros didn't care anymore, he raised his hands and crossed them in front of his chest, "Drink!!"]

【嗡——】

【The muscles of Poros' whole body stretched, and soon patterns like veins appeared on his body surface, and those patterns, also pulled by his strength, erupted with dazzling light. 】

【"drink!!"】

【After another muffled shout, Poros's hands changed into sharp claws, and his skin also became extremely dark at this moment. 】

[Afterwards, after rolling over on his back for a while, a pitch-black armor that was as horny as a beetle appeared. 】

[In just a few seconds, Poros's appearance changed drastically, and his whole body was pitch black. 】

【But the power in the body is incomparably huge!】

"Here...I'm going to play Transformers?!"

"It's such a powerful breath...It's even more terrifying than the Asura Unicorn Immortal who entered the Asura mode before!"

"Wait, that buddy upstairs, how dare you compare that Asura Unicorn to Boros?!"

【Zi la——】

【Poros suddenly raised his eyes, his whole body erupted with terrifying power. For a moment, a small storm appeared around him!】

[Countless lightning bolts were fired, and the air waves raised made the white cloak behind Saitama flutter. 】

"Bull... bullfrog!!"

"This scene...it's a heifer flying on a plane...boom bang boom!!!"

[As soon as the screen changes, Saitama's painting style changes again, looking at Poros with a black line all over his face, who is bursting out with dazzling purple light, and flying past countless gravels that were brought up by the air waves set off by Poros. 】

【Zi la——】

【However, it lasted for a long time, and the transformation of Poros has not been completed yet...】

【Only the purple hair on that head of Poros is the most conspicuous. 】

【"bring it on!!!"】

【Boom-1

【After the voice fell, Poros disappeared and attacked Saitama at an unimaginable speed. 】

[A purple beam of light appeared in surprise, if you look closely, you can see the figure inside it! 】

【咚——】

[In the blink of an eye, Poros came to Saitama, he had no moves at all, he just punched heavily!]

【While Saitama didn't change his face, he raised his left arm to receive the blow full of the terrifying energy of Poros. 】

[With a bang, the gravel on the ground was shaken and flew around. 】

"There's nothing more to say... The overlord of the universe, Poros, is indeed powerful!"

"Boss Saitama raised his arm to block Poros' first attack this time. Poros is really strong!"

"It can make the teacher make a defensive posture... well, how do I feel that when the Saitama boss fought with the Asura Unicorn... it was because..."

"You're right!"

"Boss Saitama was subconsciously thinking about other things at the time, but this time he took the initiative to go to the next file!"

Asura Unicorn Immortal, who was quite happy to be resurrected, immediately became upset, "Damn! I didn't do anything! Why did you cut me for no reason?!"

[And then, Poros was not affected by the loss of one punch, but became more and more excited. 01

【It's a random machine gun punch to Saitama!】

【Boom boom boom——!!!】

【However, Saitama raised his left arm from the beginning to the end. When Poros punched, he knew where the fist landed by looking at his shoulder. 】

[Of course, even if you don’t look at it, with Saitama’s reaction speed, you can definitely punch in Poros, and accurately predict where the punch will land. 】

Soon everyone was startled by Poros' violent attack.

"What a terrifying power... I would call it, the strongest machine gun punch!!"

"Boss Saitama is even more incomprehensible... every time he accurately predicts the landing point of Poros' fist,

It's all gone..."

"I...I blanch!!"

[Countless fists fell, and the terrifying power caused the surrounding air to vibrate together. 】

【"Drink!!!"】

【Poros swings his waist, leans back abruptly, then leans forward abruptly, and punches heavily. 】

【Boom!】

【Punch Saitama back with a sonic boom!】

[ Saitama's figure retreated, his feet seemed to be glued to the ground, and as his body retreated, two shocking cuts were drawn on the ground! 】

【On the other hand, Poros, after punching Saitama back, he quickly stepped forward to keep up. 】

【Finally, when approaching Saitama, Saitama moved, and he quickly stepped back with a blank expression, and the two staged a large-scale chase in the huge space inside the spaceship!】

【When Poros realized that his speed was not Saitama at all, he let out a roar, and his body burst out with dazzling purple awns. 】

【"ah!!!"】

[The voice was full of fighting spirit, and the speed doubled in an instant. 】

[Bang bang bang——]

【Next, Poros started a series of attacks to keep his financial warrior throne!】

【Poros jumped up high and punched Saitama hard on the head. 】

[ Saitama is still raising his arm to block. 】

[Failed again, Poros also continued to increase his efforts. 】

[Waving arms and crossing! Being blocked, Poros swung his fist head, Saitama blocked it again, Poros got angry, clasped his fists with both hands, swung it up and slammed it down hard!】

【咚——】

【The surrounding walls were directly shattered by the aftermath of this blow!】

【However, Saitama still used his left arm to block perfectly. 】

[The speed of the two is getting faster and faster, the densely packed pillars of the spaceship, but in just three seconds, dozens of them were knocked down by the aftermath! 】

[At this time, only Saitama's figure and the purple beam of light that kept jumping up and down were left in the arena. 】

[This battle is like a high-end version of 1.4 Sonic Sonic fighting Saitama. 】

[The screen changes, Saitama finally makes a move. 】

【While Naporos came galloping with his teeth and claws open, Saitama suddenly threw a straight punch. 】

[Just such a simple punch, directly made Poros stop the fast-moving figure. 】

【Patter——】

[The two landed at the same time, Saitama turned his back to Poros, and Poros looked at his back with disbelief. 】

"Blanch!!!"

"Big Boros's chest...when did you get an extra eye?!"

"Isn't it...fisting with Saitama boss...just losing an arm?"

"Upstairs, I seriously suspect that you are looking down on Boros...well, and looking down on Saitama!"

"Didn't Poros bump into it himself?"

"Well... I think, the battle between these two bosses... Forget it, nothing can express my inner feelings like those two words...I'm so jealous!!!"

"What a powerful coercion...It's a pity, it's good luck to meet the boss Saitama right away!"

A strange person: "Come on~ Big brother who drives the spaceship~!! Defeat this nasty bald devil~!"

"I guess, Boss Saitama is thinking 'something fancy' at this moment...Hey, the funding fighters are about to change hands~"

"Am I the only one who noticed the blind spot... This Boros... is so terrifying! He actually held up two punches from Saitama..."

"What the hell is that called a blind spot?"

"Could it be that you haven't discovered...maybe in the end, Poros didn't even know that people on Earth have hair..."

Underworld · Cosmic Overlord Poros: "Huh?!!"

ps: The little author begged for a monthly pass.