One Punch: Exposing Saitama, Tornado Is Still Arrogant!
096 Saitama: Martial Arts Are Just For Being Handsome~ (Please Order And Customize~)
【"Drink!!"】
【"Your weapon is that powerful punch, right?!"】
【"All the opponents along the way have been solved by you with one punch, although when it was Zacks, it was a slap in the face!"】
【"So, I want to use kicks to fight, so that there will be more duel atmosphere!!"】
【"Come on! Give me a punch!"】
【"Let me enjoy it too!!"】
"Hahaha...Boss Boros, come out and see this guy...I can't stop laughing..."
"You dare to let Boss Saitama... and still long for Boss Saitama's fist... I'm afraid you don't know that Brother Genos, who is an S-rank, has never dared to say such a thing since that time"
"Tsk tsk tsk, this water dragon is very strong, but his attack power is still a bit weak. If it's just like this, it may barely reach the ghost level
"Don't take the perspective of those monsters, the water dragon is already very strong, okay?!"
【 Saitama looked at the water dragon approaching at a high speed with his hands folded on his chest, and raised his fist. 】
【"Oops...not good!!"】
【 Saitama was startled, and quickly backed away, sweat dripping from his forehead. 】
"Damn, this is outrageous!"
"Why does it feel very strong here..."
【"Too dangerous!"】
[Shuilong secretly said in his heart: "I wanted to use kicks to make a cross counterattack...has it been noticed? Hmph...it's not bad!】
【Patter——】
【"but!"】
【"If you don't fight back, you can't beat me!!"】
【Shuilong crossed his arms and rushed forward again to machine gun his legs and shoot...】
【"Woooo! It's so dangerous!"】
[Saitama, who was almost kicked off his wig, quickly backed away to avoid the attack...]
【'He escaped beautifully again. Although he only has a white belt, his actual combat experience seems to be unexpectedly rich. ’]
【‘Six Eight Three’s instinct to firmly protect the head even at the expense of other parts is also very keen. 】
"These two didn't come here on purpose, did they?"
"Hmm...I have this feeling, and it seems that this battle seems to be dispensable."
"It's okay, this water dragon seems to be a good martial artist, Mr. Saitama should... well, it will become a far-fetched reason for fighting later."
【Shuilong suddenly asked: "What do you usually do?"】
【Saitama thought for a while and said: "Usually...I think about it...take a walk...fight weird people..."]
【Shuilong was startled, and asked in confusion: "Huh? Fighting weirdos?"】
【"Sounds like something a hero would do?!"】
【'Ah! Oops, I forgot that I am a different person now, and another setting is right!'】
【"Hmm...well, I kind of want to be a hero in the future."】
【"You also want to be a hero or something?!" The water dragon reacted a bit loudly. 】
【Saitama touched the back of his head and said: "I also think that industry is not very good!"】
【"I have also competed with A-level heroes in this conference. They are too weak...It's completely outrageous."】
【"The so-called 'hero' is nothing but a false name, such a person does not exist in reality."】
[Shuilong spreads his hands, which means he looks down on the hero very much. 】
"I'm Zhuo! This kid's words are a bit too much!"
"Yeah, you are so powerful, if you don't want to be a hero... well... it seems that there is no coercion, okay, you are great, if I have the strength, I want to lie to you to refute!
"Boss Saitama, beat this kid!"
【"Obviously just a profession, but they are full of good deeds and righteousness, and claim to be benefactors."】
【"With a group of people of that level, no matter how hard they try, they can't save the world from the crisis, right?"】
"Is it the forced plot of this future memory or is this water dragon out of his mind?"
"Still...it seems like I'm scolding myself...the level of technology is so high, don't the people know the strength of heroes, even against these videos?"
"Including the strength of the dragon-level monsters and whatnot, there is no video out?!"
"There are still so many heroes who desperately protect the citizens, even if they don't care about the strength of the heroes who sacrificed their lives... let's just talk about the time with Boros!
"Brother, you are a bit incoherent, but I understand what you mean, just like the meteorite incident before, many citizens do not deserve to have that kind of hero protection.
"Of course, the Heroes Association has gone bad now, it wasn't like this before."
"One more thing, if you think heroes are paid for that salary...would you work hard for a salary?"
"Heroes have the right to turn around and leave after analyzing the battle situation."
"Then why are they desperately protecting? Whoever saw the dragon-level monsters ran away, let you keyboard warriors go up and fight the monsters, okay?!"
【"So what if you rely on them?"】
【"Great self-image, lofty ideas, noble morality, and a heroic sense of justice."】
【"In the happy life I pursue, nothing is necessary, but those boring impurities."】
【"It's rare that you are so capable, so don't be bound by these boring little things, and choose a free and enjoyable way of life."】
【"Occasionally participate in a fight and fight back to earn some rewards..."】
[Suiryu suddenly sensed that Saitama's aura had changed, and he was no longer the dull look just now, "Huh? Are you disappointed?!"]
【"I'm telling you this because I recognize your strength"】
【After all, the water dragon suddenly attacked!】
【"You just treat it as a relaxed and happy one, and let me give you some advice!"】
[Remember the whip kicks on Saitama's head. 】
【boom--】
【Saitama didn't even hide!】
【However, this time, the wig flew off. 】
"Damn! This kid... If he's a weirdo, Boss Saitama will punch him without hesitation."
"Oh...it's normal. Everyone's thinking is different. People don't think they are wrong. Besides, I believe many people agree with what he said?"
"However... if you have this kind of thinking, if there is something that you can't resist, don't think that the hero will appear."
"After all... it's useless to talk too much.
【'Nice kick!'】
【'Eh?! Why are you getting fat?!'】
【'Head quilt...?!!!】
【'Cha Lanzi's head was kicked away?!!'】
【"It has nothing to do with the impurities you mentioned, you are called a water dragon, right?!"】
【Saitama lowered his head slightly, and said in a deep voice: "You are not the only one doing what you want to do, I will also give you a suggestion."】
【Saitama, with eyes on the top of his head, slowly raised his head and glanced at the water dragon. 】
【"If your purpose is to enjoy, it would be better not to continue to become stronger."】
【While speaking, Saitama raised his fist slowly. 】
【boom--】
【Swing out a fist, and the fist keeps expanding in the eyes of the water dragon, but it stops in front of him. 】
【The blowing wind blows his long hair straight!】
【Zi la——】
【The water dragon froze in place, his clothes were torn apart by the wind blowing up from the attack!!】
"Okay! Saitama big boss!"
"Ham... Boss Saitama is still too gentle, but it doesn't matter if a thousand Hamlets are seen by a thousand people. In fact, what Boss Saitama said is not completely correct, but this also proves from the side that ordinary people can become Hamlet." No real heroes."
"Just like Saitama boss said, to enjoy becoming stronger...Actually, many people are like this. If you follow what Saitama boss said, weird people are not worth mentioning."
"Of course, that's why ordinary people can't become heroes.
【"Oh, it's so risky..It almost went smoothly again!!!"】
【"Just now..."】
"Let me just say, if Mr. Saitama doesn't explain it, it's really a bit reluctant.
"Well... That is to say, Boss Saitama was about to throw a punch just now, and when he realized it, he quickly retracted his punch, otherwise he would blow up the water dragon, right?"
"Bulfrog!"
"No wonder I was sweating just now, it turned out to be like this..."
[ Saitama patted his chest and let out a long breath, "Almost let the game end in an instant..."]
【boom--】
[The next moment, the entire venue was like ants that exploded in a pot, extremely noisy. 】
【'This time it's Cha Lanzi's punch that goes all the way!!!'】
【'Did you see the one just now?!!'】
【'Too strong! Such an attack...just the wind of the fist...I have never seen such a powerful attack!!】
【Shuilong came back to his senses after listening to the extremely noisy voice. 】
【'The clothes were torn apart due to the impact of muscle tension!!!】
【'Water dragon is finally getting serious?!'】
"From just now, I feel that this commentary is a bit unprofessional
"That's right, but no matter how you look at it, this commentary is just an ordinary person, so there's nothing to say."
"Again, if we didn't know the strength of Saitama... maybe we would never have imagined that just the fist style can be so terrifying!"
【The body of the water dragon trembles slightly. 】
【However, the unprofessional narrator is still talking:】
【'Shuilong's martial arts uniform was suddenly torn!】
['From the torn cloth, what can be seen is his steel and iron bones that have been tempered!']
【'Although up to now, the water dragon has been making moves with an expression of ease, but will he be angry because of Cha Lanzi's punch just now?!】
【'Huh? Wait a minute, the referees seem to be moving】
【'Could it be that……】
[At this moment, the referee raised his hand as a signal. 】
[Holding the microphone and saying: "Hesitantly, the 'werewolf counterfeiting incident' occurred in the last conference, so it was decided that starting from this conference, the competition rules will be revised. Applicants must participate with their real names, and it is forbidden to wear masks, etc. Covering objects have also been added to the rules.”]
【"If there is no prior notice, wearing items such as wigs can also be considered as covering items, so according to the rules of this year [Cha Lanzi will lose the qualification for the competition!!"]
【"About whether......"】
[ Saitama didn't continue to listen, but stood dumbly, thinking to himself: "Hurry up and run away..."]
[Soon, after a moment of regret, the narrator announced: "The winner is...the water dragon player!!!"]
The audience is black
"Damn! It's not easy to wait... and finally give us this one?"
"Damn it! Boss Saitama, rush over and teach him how to be a human... Woohoo, I've been upset for a long time..."
[At this time, the audience off the field were also complaining. 】
【"Is it true?!"】
【"Isn't this too regrettable? I'm still thinking about what will happen next!"】
【"That's right, obviously the water dragon is finally going to be serious】
【"Don't be kidding the organizer! Just look at the occasion!!"】
【"Continue to compete!!!"】
"Hmm... the water dragon has to be serious? If it doesn't end... he might have to run away..."
【"Hoo~"】
【"Is the game over?"】
【"It's good that the game is over, now it's time to get serious!"】
[During the speech, Shuilong spread his hands, as if he was forcibly pretending to be x. 】
This made the audience itch, "What the hell!"
"Get out of here!"
For a while, the barrage was full of trash talk.
[However, the next moment, the water dragon suddenly disappeared in place. 】
[The referee was dumbfounded. 】
【boom--】
[When it reappeared, it was a punch in Saitama's face. 】
【"Who are you? Let's put aside for now, I will show you my best!!"】
【"Ola Ola Ola!!!"】
[Boom——]
【Shuilong's palm fell, Saitama took a step back and dodged, but the Wutai was split in two by the water dragon's knife!】
[The audience was stunned and gasped. 】
【"Want to escape?!"】
【The water dragon glanced at Saitama, and stepped on it again!】
[Boom——]
【That half of the martial arts platform was overturned just like that...】
"Wow! It's finally something to watch. With my previous strength, I don't think it's as fierce as a ghost-level battle!"
"That's right, in this case, Shuilong is no longer pretending to be x just now, his strength is very strong!!"
【ah?!!】
[The audience's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide. 】
[bang-1
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【The water dragon jumps up violently, facing Saitama is boring again, anyone knows how to shoot with a machine gun...】
【"Ola Ola!!"】
【boom--】
[The hand knife lands on Saitama's neck. 】
【"Haven't you gotten excited about this game yet?"】
"Boros boss can't make Saitama boss excited..."
【"I am sorry!"】
【"If you want me to end up as a loser, it's not enough fun!!"】
【"Look good, the so-called martial arts!"】
【"That's it!"】
【Attacks kept falling on Saitama, but Saitama was fine and looked at him with a smirk. 】
【Mighty Body Empty Dragon Fist!!!】
['Super combo from the water dragon that spins in the air 1.0 hands!!']
【'This... This is still unstoppable!!】
【'What exactly is this trick...】
"Damn, explain, please shut up, woo woo woo...I can't take it anymore!"
【The water dragon kept attacking Saitama, but soon, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. 】
【"This expression... did my attack work... or didn't..."】
【"If this trick... how about it!!"】
【He jumped up high, then fell down suddenly, and stomped with all his strength!】
【Crack——】
[Wutai's double-recorded hair split again, densely packed with cracks! 】
【"Underworld·Shaking Tiger Fist!!!"】
【boom--】
【The blow was missed, and the water dragon rushed up and punched Saitama heavily in the stomach. 】
【 Saitama just flies backwards for a short distance. 】
【"Is there no reaction at all after taking my trick?"】
【"My punch can smash even a large truck!!"】
【 Saitama looked at him with a puzzled face, "Martial arts...is this martial arts?"】
【"So that's it, I understand a little bit."】
【"Really?! What is the so-called martial arts, have I already let you understand a little bit?!"】
[ Saitama's words fall into the ears of the water dragon, which is full of ridicule! 】
【"The so-called martial arts, in general, is something with very cool movements, right?"】
On the other side, Tornado, who was in Saitama's arms, had trembling eyelids, and it was obvious that he could not hold on any longer.
Soon, the dragon circle fell asleep...
Fubuki, looking at the elder sister who looked so arrogant at this moment, was suddenly taken aback.
This is too...too cute, isn't it?
She almost couldn't resist going up to pinch Tornado's little cheek.
It's a pity that even if Tornado fell asleep, Saitama didn't care, but continued to sneak up on the dazed Fubuki...
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