One-Punch Man begins

Each episode of Intimate Paradise is about forty minutes, and after watching two episodes plus salted fish lying down and thinking about life for half a day, it is almost seven o’clock in the evening.

It’s getting late.

Rui Mengmeng has not returned yet?

“Are you going to find her?”

Saitama, lying on the tatami mat in large characters, pondered, struggling between conscience and sleepiness.

I earned until after ten o’clock in the evening.

“Oh? Haven’t come back yet? ”

Looking at the wall clock and wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Saitama got up to change his clothes and prepare to go downstairs to eat.

As a salted fish party, the purpose pursued is to be able to sit and never stand, to be able to lie down and never to sit, as for cooking or something, there is no such thing.

Walking to the street, the nightlife of Tianhe City has just begun, with red lights and noisy cars and horses.

My conscience suddenly hurt.

“Go find her.”

So.

Saitama was wearing slippers, dead fish eyes that did not wake up, and a few flowery little girls following him behind him.

Finally found Rui Mengmeng at eleven fifteen p.m.

“Sister police, please let me go, I’m really setting up a stall for the first time, there are still three-year-old children waiting to be fed at home, and the eighty-year-old mother is waiting for me to take care of me, please don’t be fined!” Please!! ”

It had been said for more than three hours, and the saliva that Rui Mengmeng said was dry.

But the beautiful policewoman in front of him was biting hard, the high ponytail, the bumpy policewoman who wrapped her body, and the pistol playing with her white and slender fingers.

The guy with a burst sense of justice, policewoman Qilin.

“What about your man? Aren’t these things that men should do? ”

Qilin did not adhere to the way, finally caught a guy who occupied the public area to set up a stall to sell art, and if she was not brought back to the police station, how could she show her majesty (presence) of the first female policeman in Tianhe City?

“I don’t have a man, I’m a poor man… Woooo

“Hey! Rui Mengmeng, it’s time to go home and cook. ”

Saitama’s cry sounded, and I don’t know when he walked in front of her and said seriously.

The corner of Rui Mengmeng’s mouth twitched, “…”

Qilin’s eyes were extremely suspicious, “…”

This slap in the face… Too fast!

“Old… Husband!! Husband, you are finally here! If you don’t come again, I’ll be taken away!” ”

The style of painting changed, Rui Mengmeng hugged Saitama with a cordial hug, she was a newlywed little wife, and her pretty face was full of happiness.

She doesn’t want to go to the police, her life is tainted! As for Saitama, this salted fish? It doesn’t matter!

All right!

Find the Lord who can pay!

The corners of Qilin’s mouth raised, after grinding her mouth for so long, she finally came to a reliable one, her beautiful Danfeng eyes slanted at Saitama, because the night was dim and I didn’t see it clearly.

Now that he saw the person coming, his pretty face was slightly crimson.

So handsome!

I was actually a little jealous of Rui Mengmeng’s woman!

“Ahem! You’re Ruimengmeng’s husband, right? Illegally occupying a public area to set up a stall, according to the sixth paragraph of Article 186 of the Tianhe City Public Security Management Regulations, you need to pay a fine of 1,600 yuan for her, whether it is a card or a cash…”

The words were not finished.

“Well, mua, I love you so much, husband, don’t hit me, I’ll go home and cook first, and I’ll leave it to you here!”

Without waiting for Saitama to react, Rui Mengmeng had happily held his head and made a flying gesture, packed up his things and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.

Empty streets with dim street lights.

The sound of rustling writing tickets, and Mu Ran in place, Saitama, whose head circuit is still a little unresponsive.

“I can’t see that you can still provoke girls! This kind of very girl has been provoked by you. ”

Glaring at Saitama slightly, Qilin pouted, a little psychologically unbalanced, and slapped the ticket in Saitama’s hand, “Na, this is a ticket, pay it to the Tianhe City Police Station before Saturday, 1600 yuan, I will put you in the bureau if you have one less dollar!” ”

“……”

Looking at the ticket in his hand in confusion, and the dazzling 1600 yuan, Qilin’s font is very good-looking, but Saitama… I was a little dazed inside.

It seems that this super-god world Qilin policewoman… It has a shady screen that I have never seen in the original book!

“1600 yuan… Can buy 80 months affectionate paradise membership, oh, 80 months… Eight episodes a month, unless it can run 640 episodes, but it’s impossible to think about. ”

Forget it, the fine or something, anyway, there is no money, the debt is not pressing, besides… It seems that she was not arrested, Rui Mengmeng or something, let her go to prison.

Having figured this out, Saitama directly turned around and left, as for the ticket… has turned into pieces of paper and fell to the ground, who cares!

Back home.

It’s almost twelve o’clock.

Saitama yawned and entered the door, shrugging his shoulders, so tired, so sleepy….

I heard that staying up late hurts hair and may even lead to hair loss.

The door was heard.

“Teacher, thank you so much today! If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have come back! By the way, I specially bought a little beef, coriander, oil tofu, and made beef ramen for you tonight! Hee hee ~~~”

Rui Mengmeng, who wore an apron in the kitchen and wore black toe pantyhose, humming a little tune, said happily.

———— new book asks for all ————

Flowers, evaluations, I want to… Codeword saving manuscript bitter haha ~~~