One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

Bang bang!

“Huh? It’s you! Are you really here? ”

“Yes, Saitama-sensei!”

“Don’t call me teacher!”

“Master!”

“Don’t call me master either!”

……

Genos saw Saitama slap the mosquito to death, admired Saitama’s strength, and then asked Saitama to teach him how to become stronger.

Genos looked at Saitama and Chu Bai sitting face to face, the atmosphere became more and more strange, and even his face became more and more strange, thinking of the conversation between Chu Bai and Saitama a moment ago, and finally Genos could only sigh: “Sure enough, he is worthy of being Mr. Saitama’s neighbor, and his personality is special!” ”

“Saitama, you bald…”

“Don’t call me bald!”

“You bald man is so abominable! I actually slapped my maid to death! You bald man will pay my maid! ”

“All said, don’t call me bald! And maids, maids or something! That’s clearly a weirdo! Where is your maid? ”

“You bald man said it easily, don’t you know my situation? Do you think my situation has the potential for an ordinary mei girl to become my maid? ”

“This, indeed, is impossible!” Saitama thought about Chu Bai’s physique that attracted strange people, and finally nodded. After all, if ordinary people were to be the maids of the Chu Bai family, they might die in the hands of weirdos in less than two days.

“That’s it, that’s it! It’s been more than 20 years, and I’ve been playing bachelors for more than 20 years!!! I can’t wait to meet a suitable maid, you bald man actually slapped to death, this damn bald man, why don’t you die…”

“That, she’s a weirdo!”

“What’s wrong with the weirdo? As long as the face is beautiful enough, not to mention that her (wave) is still so big! ”

“Chu Bai, the words of the maid, you can’t just look at the face and (wave)’s…”

“Bastard, these two aspects are enough!”

“That, if so, your maid is here!” Saitama pointed out the window.

“Huh? Where…… Forehead…… I…… I was wrong! I really…… Wrong…”

Chu Bai looked at a very beautiful feminine face outside the window, and a very plucked (wave), and then next, next, next… Between the two (waves) cracked a huge exposed uneven, but very hideous vertical giant mouth, there is also a sticky, particularly disgusting sheeping head in the huge mouth, and then a huge spider body under the shen, eight sharp claws swaying, more disgusting and more disgusting.

“Bastard! Such an ugly and dishonest stay at home, you run here to scare the ghost! me! Bastard! “Without Saitama’s move, Chu Bai has already rushed out, and then punched this very disgusting weirdo.

……

Thinking of Chu Bai punching a strange man who looked very powerful, Genos couldn’t help but sigh, sure enough, he was worthy of being Mr. Saitama’s neighbor, and he was also a very powerful strong man. No wonder he became Saitama-sensei’s neighbor.

“Okay, let’s go back after drinking this cup of tea! I don’t recruit any disciples. Saitama placed a cup of tea in front of Genos.

“Yes, yes! Genos, if you want to worship this bald man, it’s really not a wise choice! Chu Bai also nodded repeatedly, he knew the cultivation method of this guy Saitama, this cultivation method placed on anyone’s body, it is absolutely impossible to become stronger, absolutely!

“What parts are used on the teacher?”

“I didn’t use any parts!”

“That flesh-colored armor?”

“That’s real meat! What armor is there! ”

“So… The teacher is already a bald man at such a young age? No wonder Mr. Chu Bai will always call you bald! ”

……

Looking at Saitama’s depressed expression, Chu Bai couldn’t help but laugh loudly, and while laughing, he also patted Saitama’s bare head: “Not bad, not bad!” Genos, you’re right! Saitama this guy is a bald man, bald! It’s just a bald man! Hahaha! ”

“Teacher, would you like to hear my story?”

“No, not at all!”

Genos didn’t care what Saitama’s answer was, and began to nag about his own experience.

In fact, speaking of it, Chu Bai’s words were quite interesting to hear. I feel that the story told by Genos is flavorful, as if reading a novel. However, contrary to Chu Bai, Saitama’s expression was like constipation, and his face was flushed, and even green tendons popped out.

“You bastard, did you listen to me! Shorten me what you have to say to within two crosses! With a snap on the table, Saitama stood up and roared loudly at Genos.

……

“Hahahaha! Saitama, this guy, although his strength has become super strong after cultivation, but side effects followed, and he first became a bald man. Then the brain capacity also began to become narrower, if you talk to him, it is best to brief the content to within two crosses, otherwise he will listen dizzy, hahaha! Chu Bai held his stomach and laughed.

“So it is!” Genos clenched his fist with his right hand, lightly struck the palm of his left hand, and suddenly realized, while looking at Saitama’s expression with a slight trace of pity, in order to become stronger, he even gave up part of his IQ: “But even at the cost of sacrificing part of my IQ, I must become stronger, and I think that even if I sacrifice part of my IQ, I won’t be like Saitama-sensei now!” ”

……

“Genos, you bastard! What is it to sacrifice part of IQ will not be like me! Bastard! ”

PS: Ahem, that bunch of bastards in the book review area, a handsome and stylish man like Superman and me, is it unusual to have a girlfriend? You bastards are absolutely jealous, absolutely