One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

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The ringing of the mobile phone kept making noise in his ears, and Chu Bai, who finally took a nap, was upset by the ringing of the mobile phone. Originally, I didn’t plan to take care of the mobile phone, but it kept ringing over there, and Chu Bai reached out and grabbed the phone with a reluctant heart.

“Hey! In other words, don’t you know that disturbing someone to sleep is a very rude thing? Chu Baihao relaxed his eyes, and said with a hint of impatience in his tone.

“Uh, sorry, it’s already half-past eleven in the morning. I thought you would have already started by this time! “There was an apology on the other end of the phone.

“Well, I’ll forgive you this time! So, who are you? Call me for what? ”

“I’m here at the headquarters of the Heroes Guild. There are more important things to inform you! ”

“The Hero Guild? Something? Coming to a meeting or is there something important? Yawning, Chu Bai said absentmindedly.

“Well, recently there have been sudden incidents of gangsters attacking heroes, and most of the heroes attacked by gangsters are C-level and B-level heroes. So please be careful lately. ”

“Attack heroes? Oooh, got it! Anything else? If not, it’s like this, and I feel as if I haven’t woken up yet, and I need to catch up on sleep. ”

“…… Okay, then it won’t disturb your sleep. ”

……

For this incident of gangsters attacking heroes, Chu Bai did not pay attention to it at all. After all, the gangsters attacked only C-level or B-level heroes, which shows that the strength of the gangsters is not powerful. You don’t need to care at all. After all, if you talk about strength, Chu Bai is an out-and-out S-grade, no, it should be said that it has exceeded the evaluation of S-class.

Bang!

Chu Bai had just laid down again, the wall collapsed with a bang, and something like an elephant’s nose rushed in, directly rolled up Chu Bai, and then dragged him out of the room.

“Ah! I said, you’re going too far. Can’t you let me get a good night’s sleep? Don’t you know that last night the game was played too late, and it was four o’clock in the morning to go to bed? Chu Bai yawned again, his tone was lazy, giving people a drowsy feeling, as if they might fall asleep at any time.

“Ate you! Ate you! Definitely going to eat you! As long as I eat you, my strength can grow, and I can grow significantly! “A weird man with an elephant nose and a body just in the shape of a ball, stared at Chu Bai with a greedy look, and the mouth under the nose was still drooling, as if Chu Bai was some peerless delicacy.

“Hey! The guy with the elder brother on the face, put me back now, I don’t care about you! Chu Bai’s eyes were still half-open, as if he might fall asleep at any time.

“Eat! Eat! Eat! “This weirdo’s IQ seems to have a slight problem, it belongs to a low IQ weirdo, so most of the speech is repetitive, this is a problem of the weirdo’s IQ, but it’s not Superman I want to make up words.”

The long nose curled Chu Bai and sent it towards the big mouth that the weirdo’s already open. And Chu Bai is still confused, and he doesn’t look like he woke up at all.

However, just when Chu Bai’s whole person was about to be sent into the mouth of the monster, Chu Bai’s face changed, and a very pungent and even disgusting taste came to his nose.

“Bastard! You guy, how long have you not brushed your teeth! Bastards! Do you want to smoke me to death? Chu Bai slammed, directly stretched out the entanglement of his nose, and retreated with a swoop, far away from this strange man. The smell was so bad.

“Eat you, eat you, eat you…” The weirdo continued to chant, as if the Tang monk was chanting a tightening mantra, making people dizzy.

“Well, I’m sorry! I shouldn’t slander you for not brushing your teeth for a long time…” Chu Bai only saw at this time that this monster turned out to be toothless.

“But I don’t even have teeth, and I even learn to be a weirdo!” It’s so unprofessional! Give me death to the side! Chu Bai reached out and grabbed it, directly grabbed the weirdo’s long elephant nose in his hand, and then shook his wrist, treating this weirdo as a meteor hammer.

Bang bang.

After a few more pits on the ground, the body of that strange man was only left with Chu Bai holding an elephant nose in his hand, and as for the other parts, all of them were hammered off.

Confused, he went home to sleep. After waking up, Chu Bai found that the wall of his house had rotted and should be repaired.

Picked up the phone and dialed a phone number very skillfully.

“Hey! Here is Chu Bai! ”

“Oh, it’s Mr. Chu Bai! Does your home need to be repaired again? ”

“yes! What a headache! There was actually a breakdown! Please send someone over and fix it again! ”

“Okay! Or according to the previous price, you are satisfied! ”

“Eun, got it! Just send someone over! ”

After making the call, Chu Bai turned around and walked out. Because if Chu Bai continues to stay here, when the construction team comes over for construction, what if some strange person is attracted by his troublesome physique? Chu Bai didn’t want to have too much trouble. So usually at such times, Chu Bai will leave the house, and he will return after the construction team has finished repairing the home.

It is also worth saying that because of the abnormality of this world, so the construction team is very powerful, a building is very easy to build, not to mention that Chu Bai is only repairing here, about half a day is enough.

After all, in this world, if you want to be a qualified builder, speed is the first priority. After all, no one knows when a weirdo will jump out and wreak havoc. If the speed of the construction team is slow, and the speed of construction is not as fast as the speed of destruction, then there will be no buildings in this world for a long time.

This is also the reason why Chu Bai often comes out of his home and stays outside for half a day or even a day.