One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

“Hey, I said Chu Bai, what are you guys doing! Why have I been too lazy to go back to my house in the past two days! Saitama looked at Chu Bai lying in front of the TV, and asked while buttoning his nose.

“Well, neighbors have to move around more to be able to have a good relationship.” Chu Bai said with a smile, his maid is a boy, and he is also a cute boy, how can this kind of thing be said. Especially not long ago, he made a manga that spoofed Saitama and Genos. If Saitama knew that his maid was a boy, this guy might have publicized it all over the world. At that time, his reputation, his reputation will really be finished.

“Is it? If it were anyone else, I would probably believe it. But since such words came out of your mouth, but on the contrary, I suspected, you guy, is there some conspiracy again? Saitama sat down in front of Chu Bai.

“No, absolutely not! I can guarantee it with my temperance! Absolutely nothing! ”

“Temperance? Do you guy still have that kind of thing? ”

“Hmm! I also doubt it! Mr. Chu Bai, do you really have that kind of thing? Genos nodded in agreement.

“Haha, that, of course, of course there is! I, how can I not be temperate! Hahaha. Chu Bai scratched his head and laughed, but he didn’t know what was going on, he himself actually had an illusion of weakness: “Illusion, definitely an illusion.” How could I not be disciplined! How could I possibly be weak-hearted. Hahaha! ”

“Heart is empty!”

“Eun, it’s indeed a weak heart!”

“No, absolutely not!”

Just as Chu Bai was trying to prove by some method that he was actually very restrained, the door of Saitama’s house was opened, and then Sayuriko, a cat-eared maid dressed in a cute maid costume, appeared.

“The host! It’s not too early! It’s time for lunch. Lunch is ready! You can only go back and enjoy it…”

Hearing Sayuriko’s voice and seeing Sayuriko’s figure, the expression on Chu Bai’s face instantly froze, and he nodded stiffly: “Hehe, hehe, I, I’ll go back, go back!” ”

“The host! In fact, lunch is ready! If it’s later, it will cool off. If it’s cold, it’s not delicious…”

“Ha, ha, ha, yes!” Chu Bai’s limbs stiffly walked back: “That, Saitama and Genos!” Let’s go to my house for lunch! Small, Sayuriko, he, he should have prepared a very hearty lunch! ”

Saitama and Genos looked at each other, feeling more and more strange. With Chu Bai’s personality, he would take the initiative to invite the two of them to Chu Bai’s house for dinner? Isn’t this a dream? Moreover, looking at Chu Bai’s appearance, it seems that he is afraid of Sayuriko, which is really strange.

“That, no more! The ingredients at home have been around for a long time. If you don’t eat it soon, it will spoil! So don’t go to your house! Saitama spoke.

“Yes, Mr. Chu Bai, that’s how it is!” Genos nodded.

In fact, Saitama and Genos both thought so: Chu Bai actually invited them to his house for dinner, there was definitely some kind of conspiracy, absolutely. So don’t go.

“Ah, this way! Then I’ll stay with you! Anyway, if the ingredients are not eaten as soon as possible, they will spoil…” Chu Bai said quickly.

“No, the remaining ingredients are just enough for me and Genos! Not your share! ”

“Eun, that’s right, Mr. Chu Bai!”

After spending a long time with Saitama and Chu Bai, the robot Genos has learned to lie without blushing. Although because his body is a machine, he will not blush for a long time.

“Master, do you hate Sayuriko so much? Did Sayuriko do something wrong? It’s because Sayuriko is male… Not! ”

Before Sayuriko’s boy’s words could be spoken, Chu Bai had already quickly covered Sayuriko’s mouth: “No, it’s nothing!” How could I possibly hate Sayuriko! Huh, huh. Let’s go, let’s go home and eat. Dine! ”

Looking at the little Sayuriko sitting next to him, Chu Bai felt awkward, this Sayuriko was like a piece of cowhide candy, and it had already tightly held Chu Bai. He had even decided to use his own voice as Chu Bai’s maid to repay Chu Bai’s kindness.

If you don’t leave, you will lower your head and cry when you scold. Chu Bai can’t beat to death someone who is willing to be his maid for no reason!

Chu Bai even hoped that it would be nice if this guy Sayuriko wasn’t so cute. If it is a man of five and three thick and is his own maid, he can definitely ruthlessly kill the other party. Sayuriko is such a cute boy.

“My heart is always too soft, my heart is too soft…” A song that Chu Bai often sang recently to express his mood at this time.

“Alas! Abominable, really abominable! Why don’t you directly transform your gender into a woman when you do human body transformation! In this case, I don’t know that you turned out to be a boy. I won’t be like this! Chu Bai couldn’t help but lament loudly.

“Does the master need me for sex reassignment surgery? No problem. As long as the owner is happy…” Saying that, Sayuriko was really ready to go for surgery.

“Stop! No! Don’t! In this way, it is good! Hehe, hehe…” Chu Bai smiled dryly.

Chu Bai didn’t want Sayuriko to really do that kind of surgery, if she really became a girl through that kind of surgery. Should Chu Bai treat him as a boy or as a girl? If you drink some alcohol one day, and Sayuriko has been surgically turned into a girl. Something is really going to happen. Chu Bai is not going to be disgusted to death…

“Running away from home! Now it seems that I can only run away from home! Chu Bai glanced at Sayuriko, who was happily humming a little ditty and mopping the floor on the side, and made a decision ruthlessly in his heart.

PS: Ahem, about the maid. In fact, I think that the role of the maid should be very important, and the original character occupies such an important role, isn’t it a little too much. So, so ah, that what

Ahem, if you want to set your own characters to participate in this book, you can also try it, maybe you will adopt it. Maybe yo, after all, the setting of the characters needs to be matched with the plot, and if there is a conflict, it will not work. The format is as follows, example:

Character: Sayuriko

Gender: Very cute boy (real undecided).

Occupation: Perfect maid

Goal: Become Chu Bai’s maid

Personality: It seems to be weak, but it is actually tenacious, and she can do anything in order to become Chu Bai’s maid

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