One Punch Man King Engine

"You are?"

Wang Feng looked at the guy who destroyed his first battle in front of him. He looked young, wearing a red insulating tights, with a "~" lightning symbol on his chest, carrying a large brand-name battery—Nanfu, and wearing a red The miner's lamp cap, there is a wire connected to the battery behind the miner's lamp cap, the miner's lamp on the cap emits a faint green light, it should be a hero, but he only knows S-level heroes and a few ABC heroes, the coquettish guy in front of him is obviously not in his in memory.

That guy recited the opening line he specially prepared: "In the night of thunder and lightning, I was conceived and born. I held the thunder in my left hand and the lightning in my right hand. From now on, I will control the thunder and lightning of the world. I am..."

"Thunder God?" Wang Feng interrupted.

"No, I am the 66th B-level hero——Boy Thunder!"

Boy Thunder raised his head and chest, trying to make himself appear tall and mighty, so as to accept Wang Feng's admiration.

"Oh."

Unfortunately, Wang Feng only had one word.

Boy Thunder looked sideways at Wang Feng: "Hey, do you have anything else to say? For example, you are so powerful, you are so handsome."

"Others?" Wang Feng blinked his eyes and pointed to the note in the palm of Thunder Boy, "Please memorize your lines next time you appear on stage, thank you."

"Ah?" The thunder boy smiled awkwardly: "cough, this is the opening line I just asked someone to rewrite. I didn't remember it for a while. I'm sorry. I will definitely not make this mistake next time. Can you take a picture for me?" Send it to your circle of friends to promote it for me? Please, I have lost a lot of popularity recently..."

"..."

Wang Feng was speechless, he deserved to be a professional hero, but he still wanted to promote his popularity, amazing!

"Okay, you pose."

He has always been happy to do such a small matter of giving roses to others and leaving a lingering fragrance in his hand, um, posting to Moments, it's easy.

"Okay, thank you thank you."

Boy Thunder bowed excitedly to Wang Feng.

"I will use my unique move 'Lightning Slash' to kill this weird underpants, please help me capture my handsome way of attacking, oh, don't take bloody scenes, that will affect my sunshine boy character design, Thank you."

He carefully asked Wang Feng some precautions for taking pictures.

"Uh……"

Is the life of a professional hero so hard? There are so many things to pay attention to when taking a picture of killing monsters.

Wang Feng sighed lightly, took out his phone and turned on the camera function.

The Thunder boy raised his electric baton, which was similar to an eyebrow-level stick, and said, "Sir, please get ready, I'm going to make a move." A trace of electric arc flashed on his electric baton.

"Wait a minute, I have something to say."

The freak in underwear twitched from time to time on the ground and shouted, "Let me introduce myself..."

"Sorry, this article does not allow dragging the word count, so, please go to hell... Thunderbolt Slash!"

The Thunder boy had a serious expression, sharp eyes, a perfect sneer on the corner of his mouth, squatted slightly, held the electric baton high, and the electric arc flickered, he kept this position for ten seconds, then raised his head and asked Wang Feng: "Did you take the picture? "

"OK."

Wang Feng made an ok gesture, indicating that everything was done.

"Okay, now, let me finish you...underpants freak!"

The Lightning Boy finally got real this time, the electric baton in his hand was shining with lightning. Judging by his appearance, it was definitely high voltage.

"Who ends who is not sure!"

"Underwear soaring to the sky!"

However, the strange man in underwear who had been lying on the ground pretending to be a passer-by suddenly sneered, his palms clenched into fists and he hooked upwards forcefully.

boom!

Boy Thunder groaned, staggered two steps back, coughed a few times, recovered his breath, and looked at the weird underpants in surprise: "Ahem, I didn't expect you to recover so quickly."

"Hey, a bigger surprise is coming..."

The underpants geek gave a strange laugh,

He rushed towards Thunder Boy, and at the same time yelled: "Brief Pants Quick Punch!" His fist whistling with wind, stormed Thunder Boy.

"Idiot, if I can shock you once, I can shock you twice. How dare you rush over directly and seek death."

There was a flash of light in the eyes of the thunder boy, and he smiled coldly, holding the electric baton in his hand tightly, and the "Nanfu" battery on his back was transmitting electricity to the electric baton at a very high speed, "Ten thousand volts!"

He swung the electric baton violently at the Underpants, the light was dazzling and the arc flickered.

puff!

Unexpectedly, the weirdo in underwear didn't dodge, and directly grabbed the electric baton with one hand.

"Looking for death." A gleam of joy flashed in Thunder Boy's eyes.

boom! boom! boom!

Several muffled sounds sounded, and Boy Thunder's body suddenly bent like a boiled lobster, and he staggered backwards. His eyes widened in shock, and he yelled in disbelief: "How could you be okay?"

"Hey." The underpants geek sneered, "Idiot, which pair of underwear have you seen that can conduct electricity? I was just teasing you just now, but you really think you can electrocute me?"

"So that's how it is." The thunder boy let out a few breaths, his whole body tensed up: "Since thunder and lightning are useless to you, then let's see the truth!"

He was able to reach such a high ranking as a B-level hero, mainly relying on this power equipment. The actual force is mediocre, and I am afraid it is only at the level of a C-level hero. Therefore, after the thunderbolt fails, his combat effectiveness will at least drop by half.

"Hey, continuous fists in the boxers!"

The fists of the weirdo in underwear became faster and faster, and even ghost shadows appeared in Wang Feng's eyes. After a while, he even saw more than a dozen shadows of fists.

The Lightning Boy steadily swung the electric baton to block his fists, and fought back and forth with the Underpants Monster. The scene was once evenly matched.

After a while, the underpants geek smirked, and shouted in his heart: "Lore, original underwear!" He opened his mouth, and a smell of stinky underwear that was so thick that it could be seen instantly wafted out.

The thunder boy accidentally took a sip, ah~ strong seafood flavor!

His whole body froze immediately, his face turned red and then purple, and finally turned blue, and he simply fell down straight, his eyes were dull, his mouth was foaming, he had auditory hallucinations and hallucinations, and the miner's lamp on his head changed from a green light Turned into a red light, indicating that the battery is low.

This kind of strong man's original underwear is too powerful, but also too cruel.

"It's over, hero!"

The weird underpants chattered and laughed, and the T-shaped (river crab) pants under his feet rolled up automatically and turned into sharp awls. He raised his feet backwards to accumulate energy, ready to end the life of Thunder Boy.

"Hey, have you had enough fun?"

A faint voice came from behind it.

"Ok!?"

The underpants freak was startled, turned his body slightly, and looked sideways at Wang Feng, "Chacha, you haven't run away yet, are you scared stupid?"

"Huh, run? That word is never in my dictionary." (Um, did you mean it when you said that?)

Wang Feng sneered, he slowly took off his white sweater and threw it aside, pinching the brim of the peaked cap with his palm, he suddenly lifted the peaked cap and threw it into the sky, pointing at the weird underpants and shouting: "Nice, let us be warm-blooded and Let's fight passionately!"

"Huh!? You...you are the king!?" The underpants geek gasped, his eyes widened, his rough face gradually turned red, and his excitement quickly surfaced.

"King!?"

This powerful name made the Thunder Boy, who seemed to be poisoned, sober up.

"king, king, king... ah, huh, ah, huh, king, you... you... me... my... my... idol... uh..."

The underpants geek's face was full of fanatical admiration, excited and agitated, he was clutching his chest as if he had a heart attack, his face was blushing, he spoke intermittently, and finally rolled his eyes, so excited that he was so excited that he fell into a coma.

"Uh……"

Wang Feng, who had finally managed to get his blood pumped, stared blankly at the unconscious underpants geek. He was so depressed, what about the bloody battle that was agreed? You were so excited that you adored me to the point of coma? What an embarrassment to the weirdo, bah, we weirdo people don't have your size.

"what?"

The Thunder Boy, who barely recovered, looked in shock at the dissatisfied Wang Feng and the fainted weirdo in underwear, and muttered to himself: "King is so powerful, he intimidated the other party just by his aura, that weirdo was actually scared and said just now" The point where I surrender', God, is this the strength of the strongest man on the surface? The dissatisfaction on his face is that his strength is too strong, so he has no opponent, so he feels empty in his heart? Could this be the loneliness of the legendary master ? Me and him... are far behind in strength, he is really an unattainable peak!"

Hey, did you hear me wrong, what the weirdo in underwear said was "my idol", not "I surrender"! Do you think you can listen to what people say? Also, if you wear a helmet all day and listen to people talking, will it affect your hearing? You look like this... how did you pass the English test?

"Hey, don't kill him, send him to the association weirdo prison!"

After all, the weirdo in underwear is his fanatical fan. He really couldn't bear to attack it because of his desire, not to mention that the other party passed out because of his fanatical admiration for him. Boy Thunder escorted it to the association's weirdo prison. It's better than losing his life. As for taking it in? Sorry, he doesn't have perverts in his family, especially perverts who like to collect underwear, even if they are fans.

After Wang Feng said a few words, he picked up his peaked cap and sweater, and walked away bored, completely unaware of the messy thoughts in Boy Thunder's mind.

(Through this incident, it tells us a profound truth: fanatical star chasing is harmful to physical and mental health, so we should chase stars rationally.)

"By the way, before the king promised to help me promote it in the circle of friends!?" The thunder boy looked at Wang Feng's back gradually walking away, and remembered that Wang Feng helped take pictures just now, and he was refreshed. Who is there? Among the S-level heroes, the trembling tornado, Tongdi, etc.? Oh, I'm going to show my face in front of all the S-level heroes? Will I become famous overnight because of this? Become a hero that everyone pays attention to? "

Thinking of this, he was suddenly excited.

...

The next day, he looked through all the news, but there was no news about him being sent to Moments by king. His face was blank: "Why is there no news?"

At the same time, in Wang Feng's circle of friends, there was a lonely tweet: This is the 66th Thunderbolt boy of the B-level hero, a nice guy.

A photo of Thunder Boy is attached to the tweet below.

However, Twitter has zero replies, zero likes, and zero forwarding, because Wang Feng is the only one in the circle of friends from beginning to end. You have to know that king has no friends at all, and the circle of friends naturally has no friends, so the Thunder boy wants to rely on him to post in the circle of friends overnight The popularity is simply whimsical.

Alas, this is the so-called loneliness of a master!