"Shhhhh!"

The Venerable Vest pursed his mouth and hissed softly. It is rumored that this strange sound can increase the power of the cannonball and make the cannonball launch farther.

Of course, this has no scientific basis.

King looked contemptuously at the Venerable in the vest, took a deep breath, held it in for a long time, and then exhaled again, well, he forgot to take off the cover in front of the gun barrel.

He quickly disarmed, took aim with his gun, looked solemn, took another deep breath, and immediately sank to his dantian, injecting more power into the gun.

emission!

Biubiu!

The sound of machine gun fire continued to rise, white smoke rose, stones splashed, dust filled the air, and the battle scene was very intense and anxious.

The two fought inextricably.

"Shut up!"

The Venerable Vest couldn't stand it first, his magazine was empty, he immediately put away the gun to check the results of his shooting, visually measured the distance of his bullets, his expression moved slightly, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Chi Chi!"

King let out a breath of turbid air, and also finished his work.

"King, you and I are both S-level heroes, so we don't need any referees in the competition between us."

Ma Dan, I don't agree with you asking for a referee, after all, I am also a person who wants to save face!

King nodded and said expressionlessly, "Let's see the result and talk!"

"Hmm." The Venerable in the vest frowned, and said with a smile, "King, I'm sorry, I'm three meters away from peeing, how about you?"

"I?"

King smiled casually, pointed to his front, "Look for yourself."

"Oh, so confident?"

The venerable man in the vest looked at King's achievements with his head. He was slightly taken aback, then laughed loudly, pointed at the wet water on the ground and said, "King, isn't your half-meter too much?"

"Half a meter?"

King glanced at the water stains on the lawn indifferently, shook his head, and pointed ahead, "Honored One, your vision is too short-sighted, please look at the rockery one hundred meters ahead, there is my writing there."

"Handwriting? What do you mean?"

The venerable in the vest restrained his laughter and frowned. He didn't know why, so he opened his eyes wide and looked in the direction that the king pointed. As a strong man, hearing and eyesight are almost necessary skills. Strangely, his eyes widened in an instant, and he swears: "Fuck! King, where are you playing?"

On the rockery 100 meters ahead, there is a stone pillar erected. However, the stone pillar that was originally the main body of the rockery is engraved with a line of words: "King is here for a visit!"

The font is iron-painted with silver hooks, vigorous and powerful, and it looks like it was made by a famous artist!

"King, what did you do just now? When did you carve this line of characters on the rockery?" The Venerable Vest asked in disbelief. The two of them have been together just now, and King has never left his sight. What about such elegant things?

"This is the proof that I am the strongest man."

King's eyes are deep,

The voice was low and said: "Have you ever played with a high-pressure water gun? As long as the power is sufficient, the jet of water can be used as a carving knife to carve stones, and the calligraphy in your heart can be drawn on the stone pillars."

The Venerable Vest was dumbfounded when he heard it, do you want to be so exaggerated? Can the water column shot by this bird water gun be stronger than the high-pressure water gun? What kind of shotgun are you? It's clearly a laser gun! !

"So, in terms of losing my kidneys, my reputation as the strongest man is by no means in vain." King patted the shoulder of the Venerable in the vest, with a calm expression on his face. In fact, he was relieved. Fortunately, there was a " Liquid Shot" skill.

Liquid Shot: Spray the liquid in your body to attack the enemy!

This skill is a level 2 skill, and the power of the liquid shot out has reached the effect of a cannonball. Therefore, under his control, it is not a problem to carve stones with water jets, but it is not a problem to draw pictures on steel plates. It's indecent, so he doesn't dare to do such an awesome thing for the time being.

Today, the Venerable Vest forcibly pulled him to compete to see who was more manly, forcing him to come up with a unique move.

"This is impossible!"

The Venerable Vest muttered to himself in a trance, and he didn't even notice that King had returned to the car. He was stunned, staring at the handwriting that was written like a dragon and snake, and his heart was full of frustration and loss, let alone a real competition of strength. Well, even trickery can't beat the king!

He was silent for a while, and then he let out a sigh of relief after a long time, clenched his fists, swept away his weakness, and his confidence returned to him again, heh, I am a vested man, a man with the strength of a vest, I will not be easily knocked down , the competition just now was just a small loss, king, you wait, sooner or later I will defeat you in the competition between men!

puff!

After he figured it out, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink, as if there was pressure. Yes, it was the pressure caused by the mission given to him by the vest, and it was the pressure a man should bear.

He was full of confidence and regained his fighting spirit.

"Hey, boy, are you here to defecate indiscriminately? Sorry, anyone who defecates in the park will be fined five yuan, please pay the fine!"

An old voice sounded behind him, he was slightly taken aback, and turned his head to look, oh, it turned out that the sinking of his shoulders was not some pressure, but a man wearing a sanitation uniform with a red sleeve marked "Supervisor" on his arms Zhang's grandpa, apparently the grandpa is the ranger who patrols the park.

"...a fine of five yuan?"

The corner of Venerable Vest's mouth twitched, and he looked at the old man coldly, "Hey, do you know who I am? I am a majestic S-class hero, Venerable Vest!"

"What's wrong with S-level heroes? Can S-level heroes defecate anywhere in the park? Let me tell you... No, S-level heroes will also be fined five yuan for defecating in the park. Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly , or I'll call the police."

The old man grabbed the shoulder of the Venerable in the vest and urged impatiently.

"..."

The veins on the forehead of the Venerable in the vest popped up, and he really wanted to break free from the old man's wrist and turn around to leave. However, he had already reported his name. If the old man really called the police, then the rumors that the Venerable in the vest urinates everywhere will spread. And let's go, hey, he is also a person with a head and a face, and he also wants to save face!

"Give!"

Aggrieved, he took out five yuan change and handed it to the old man, got into the car resentfully, glanced at the king, and cursed secretly: Well, why was I the only one who was fined, and there was nothing wrong with the king?

With such a comparison, he was instantly unbalanced, and his whole body was not good.

After the Venerable Vest left, the old man was still patrolling his own park. When he arrived at the rockery, he found that there were many stone chips on the ground. He looked up at the stone pillars on the rockery in surprise, and only saw a line of dragon and phoenix characters: " King came here for a visit!"

He stared straight at the font and muttered to himself, "Is this handwriting written by the king himself? Well, it's domineering and a bit coquettish, a bit like the strongest man, but..."

His face changed, and he cursed: "

Destroying public property in the park, you will be fined 100 yuan, king, don't let the old man see you, or I will give you a ticket! "

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