One Punch Man King Engine

city ​​z.

No man's land.

Boom!

King came to Saitama's house again.

"You won't see anyone again this time, will you?"

He thought back to the previous few times, and every time it happened that Saitama was not at home by accident.

Click!

Fortunately, Saitama was at home.

"Huh? King?" Saitama opened the door in casual clothes and looked at King in surprise, "Why did you come to my house? Come in."

He invited king into the room and poured a glass of boiled water.

"Thanks."

King took the boiled water and explained with a smile: "Didn't my house be destroyed by a weirdo? It's being repaired, and I have nowhere to go, so I thought of staying here with you for a few days."

Saitama froze, shook his head firmly and refused: "No, absolutely not, my house is too small and too crowded, it is already troublesome for Genos to live in, and if you add it, the room will be full, you drink this cup Just give me the water, I really can’t live with so many people in my house.”

Saitama's house is indeed very small, with a small kitchen, a bathroom and a living room. The living room is both a living room and a bedroom. At night, he will move the coffee table to the side, spread the quilt on the floor, and fold the white quilt during the day , rearrange the coffee table.

So here comes the question, how can Saitama and Genos sleep in such a small room? It should be very compact!

King lifted a bag of food and said meaningfully: "I brought top-quality beef and branded cabbage, and when I live in your house, I will always supply high-quality ingredients..."

Saitama's pupils shrank, and his brows were tightly furrowed. After a long time, he asked the king, "By the way, do you have your toothbrush with you?"

"..."

King smiled, glanced at the slightly messy house, and asked, "Is Genos not here?"

"Well, he hasn't come back since yesterday." Saitama leaned on the quilt, scratched his butt, took out a manga and read it with relish, "During the battle yesterday, his body was damaged a lot, and he should have to repair it."

"Oh." King put away his backpack, he leaned over to Saitama, glanced at the name of the manga, "Sunman?"

"Eh? King, have you seen it too?" Saitama pointed out the manga, "I picked it up on the side of the road. I don't know if some naughty kid threw it away."

"It's so boring to read comics." King pulled his backpack, opened it, and took out various game consoles, including Xiaobawang, PSP, etc., with a complete range.

"Saitama, let's play a game!"

"oh!"

Saitama's spirit was lifted, and he was full of energy and said: "King, let's fight!!"

Beep!

The two installed the game console.

"Saitama, this time I'll teach you how to jerk off."

King pulled out a classic aircraft shooting game - "Thunder Fighter" game cassette and inserted it.

Saitama was surprised: "Jerking off...does it need to be taught? Is there any special skill?"

"Of course." King laughed and said, "I'll tell you a secret technique of masturbating. When masturbating, move your fingers quickly... baba up, down, left, right, and right, and you can release infinite lives."

Saitama was stunned, looked at his hands, and murmured: "Up and down... I can understand this, but what about left and right baba?"

"King, you seem to be very skilled at jerking off!"

King showed off: "That's right, I won the championship in jerking off."

"So strong!" Saitama exclaimed: "King, whether it is strength, games or masturbation, you are the number one!"

King was taken aback, and said, "Jet flying is just a game!"

"I know it's a game." Saitama understood: "Jenos also told me that masturbation is a man's game."

"...Hey, Saitama, don't think about it, I'm talking about masturbation, not masturbation." King's face darkened, pointing to the game cassette and explaining: "This is a fighter game!"

Saitama was stunned, and said calmly: "That's right, I'm talking about games!"

"..."

King couldn't laugh or cry, he was too lazy to argue with Saitama, this guy looks stupid and cute, but he is actually very smart, maybe because of his strength, his thinking has a back-to-basics taste

It's not that Saitama doesn't know many things, but he doesn't care about them.

Because things that are important in the eyes of others are just trivial things in his mind, how can a supermarket special be so important?

"Okay, the game is about to start, let me introduce the rules of the game, this is a two-player game..."

king blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

"do you understand?"

Saitama nodded and said, "Well, simply speaking, it's masturbation!"

"...No problem."

The king controls the controller to select his own fighter, and when Saitama is also ready, the two enter the game together.

Whoosh! !

At the beginning of the game, King showed off his superb level of masquerade, killing the incoming enemies one by one, and at the same time devoured all the props that appeared.

Saitama is also very hard and serious, um, very hard and serious chasing after the king's ass, hoping to catch up.

"Hey, king, drive slowly, I can't catch up with you, you are speeding, beep, beep, look, the traffic police have come to your door, and a ticket is about to be issued."

"...Saitama, don't make noise, that's a boss, not a traffic policeman."

"I'm right, the traffic police are the bosses of you speeding guys!"

"Get rid of it!"

"Ah, king, what's in that box-like thing?"

"That's an item box. Each item box contains a variety of items, such as laser cannons, electromagnetic guns, pulse bombs, etc."

"Ah? That's great. King, save one for me. Don't eat it all. My plane is still spraying bullets one by one!"

"This game is about whoever is faster will eat the props!"

"Don't be kidding, this is a two-player game. It's obviously a game for everyone to fight together. Hey, king, you ate again, you idiot, how can I beat the boss like this?"

"Saitama, you are so noisy. I can beat the boss by myself. I just need a salted fish called 666 to play games with you. You just need to play soy sauce honestly."

"I don't want to lie down and win. King, you are too arrogant. Sooner or later, I will surpass you in masturbation."

King and Saitama had a quarrel because of the uneven distribution of props, oh, mainly because king didn't give Saitama any props.

After all, the aircraft controlled by Saitama has been in the state of a small rifle from the beginning to the end, and King already has high-tech weapons such as laser cannons, beam cannons, plasma cannons, etc. No wonder Saitama is anxious.

puff!

"Hey, Saitama, don't grab my handle, I'm going to die..."

"Haha, this item box belongs to me...ah, why did I die?"

"Nonsense, your plane is so good, without me supporting it in front, of course you will die if you rush up."

"What, it's not because you snatched all my props, you bastard."

"I'm here to win."

"It's easier to win with me."

"Ha, Saitama, don't make jokes, how can you win if you are so good at masturbation..."

"I'm very good at masturbation!"

Jingle Bell!

When King and Saitama were arguing, King's phone rang, and he quickly took out the phone and put it under his ear, "Hi, I'm King."

"King, come to the headquarters of the association quickly, something serious happened..."

"What's going on?"

"There's a self-proclaimed weirdo running amok at headquarters!"

"Oh, I'm not free, you can find someone else!"

"King, this matter is very urgent..."

"I really don't have time... Hey, Saitama, hurry up, your masturbation skills are too good, look at me..."

"Uh, playing... masturbating? Well, king, we will find other S-class heroes to deal with it. Sorry to bother you."

"Eh?"

King was stunned, then suddenly realized, and shouted: "Hey, you misunderstood..."

beep!

"Saitama, I'm going to beat you to death!" Read more