One Punch Man King Engine

Clap! !

There was a burst of warm applause off the stage.

"Welcome to the famous interviews of China Literature Group. I am your old friend—from Xiaodian."

On the stage is the layout of a traditional talk show, a small table, two chairs, wearing the usual penguin headgear, holding the host's hand card, and quickly chanting: "This show is sponsored by Alibaba, Wanda Group, Sponsored by Shanda Entertainment and Perfect World..."

Clap!

There was another burst of applause from the audience.

"Then, let's invite our guest today, a famous writer——I am Beibi."

Clap!

It was still steady applause.

"Hi everyone, I'm Beibi..."

A very handsome guy walked onto the stage with a warm smile.

"Hello host."

"Hello, Beibi."

After greeting each other, the two sat down.

Qi Xiaodian said politely: "Beibi, the big guy may not be familiar with you, why don't you introduce yourself?"

"Introduce yourself?"

Beibi looked at the audience off the stage with a smile on his face.

I am Beibi, one of the writers under China Reading Group, and also one of the five handsome readers, the first handsome in Reading——Beibi, the second handsome in Reading——I, Beibi, the third Handsome - it's Beibi, the fourth handsome guy in China Reading - I'm Beibi, and the last one is me.

Book friends often say that the five handsome men in Yuewen are almost equal in handsomeness.

The eyes of the masses are discerning, so I will not refute.

As such a well-known and handsome writer, of course I can’t be invited to an ordinary program, but from a small point of view, it’s perfect to "sign a contract with 50,000 words, test the water with 100,000 words, and put the book on the shelves after 200,000 words" The conditions are too generous.

Under the unfathomable hospitality, I reluctantly agreed.

Because I seem to have seen the peak moment of my writing career, hehehehe...

He got a little excited just thinking about it!

"Ahem..."

Bei Bi put away his messy thoughts, coughed dryly, and prepared to introduce himself according to the script, "Hello everyone, I am..."

However, he just opened his mouth...

"Thank you Beibi for introducing yourself."

Xiao Dian took the lead in applauding and thanking.

"this……"

Bei Bi was tongue-tied for a while, staring at Xiao Dian, what does it mean to interrupt me when I introduce myself?

Clap! !

There was also a burst of thunderous applause from the audience.

Huhu, maintain your image in front of the audience, maintain your image, after all, I am getting thunderous applause from the audience, obviously the audience likes me very much, of course I can't let the audience down...

He took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, glanced at the audience, his eyes froze suddenly, wait a minute, what the hell is the audience?

Among the ten audience chairs under the stage, only one uncle wearing work clothes and a work card was holding a broadcasting machine. Whenever applause was needed, the uncle would press it, and a burst of mechanized applause came out immediately.

Oh shit, this shit show is so f*ckingly simple, dare to say it is the most popular column under China Literature?

Nonsence!

There is a feeling of being tricked into a wolf's den, no, I have to go!

Bei Bi's face tightened, she stood up abruptly, turned around and was about to leave.

puff!

Qi Xiaodian quickly grabbed Beibi's arm.

"Um?"

Beibi glanced at Xiao Dian disdainfully. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, as a celebrity, I will not continue to stay. After all, I also want face.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice: "The new book category is strongly recommended!!"

Snapped!

Bei Bi sat down again. Of course, he didn't stay because of some internal recommendation, but because he felt that people should be honest. Since he agreed to be interviewed in advance, he shouldn't go back on his word.

"Very well, the self-introduction is over, please finish this testimonial with Beibi!"

Said Xiao Dian enthusiastically.

"No problem, no problem..."

Beibi nodded with a smile, and secretly recalled the speech he had prepared:

first,

I would like to thank China Literature Group for giving me a stage to display my talents, and then I would like to thank my editor-in-charge, Ruo Yeju, for supporting me during my continuous update days. Well, no, Ruo Yeju did not support my update, but Didn't give up my salty fish...omit a million words.

To put it simply, my gratitude to Ruo Yeju is like a torrent of river water, endless.

"Very good, very good, thank you Beibi for your final testimonial."

Start small and applaud again.

Clap!

The uncle in the audience observed the words and expressions, and immediately pressed the button, and the applause sounded, and the audience roared.

Wait a minute, what the hell? I'm just making a rough draft in my mind. Where did I finish publishing this testimonial? Are you kidding me?

Beibi stared at Xiaodian, this penguin is too shameless, no, I have to go.

He stood up again with a swish, ready to retreat.

puff!

Qi Xiaodian quickly grabbed Beibi's arm again.

"Um?"

Beibi glanced at Xiao Dian disdainfully. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, as a celebrity, I will not continue to stay. After all, I also want face.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice: "The new book Sanjiang recommends!!"

Snapped!

Bei Bi sat down again. Of course, it was stated in advance that he didn't stay because of some internal recommendation. After all, he didn't understand Sanjiang's recommendation. I was deeply moved by the strong sincerity, so I stayed and continued the interview.

Huh, calm down, I want to maintain the demeanor of a famous artist!

He smiled slightly, "Hello host, please continue to ask me questions!"

Qi Xiaodian stared at the card in his hand and said honestly: "Okay, Beibi, as a celebrity, you have tens of hundreds of fans. Before the program started, we had already sent out a notice that you would be on our show, and collected your fans. I want to ask you a question, so next, on behalf of your tens of hundreds of fans, I will ask you a question, and I hope you will answer it sincerely."

What the hell are tens of hundreds of fans? Isn't it okay to write general words like "a lot", "many" and "a crowd"? Am I handsome and shameless?

Bei Bi was depressed for a while.

"First question, Beibi, your writing is so bad, are you eating shit?"

"..."

Beibi is silent, Nima, are you sure this is a fan? Black powder is also powder? Can you be more serious about the group selection of your program? Want to piss me off?

Clap clap!

The uncle in the audience pressed the applause button.

Applause your sister, is this the time to applaud?

Bei Coin almost exploded with anger.

"Ha, the first question is a little embarrassing, let's skip it." The small point may be to see Beibi's impatience, and then asked: "The second question, Beibi, what kind of endings did you write? Are you a sb?"

"..."

The corner of Beibi's mouth twitched, host, do we have any grudges? Are you sure you have to choose these weird questions?

Clap clap!

The uncles in the audience performed their duties diligently.

"Huh, this question is really difficult to answer, so let's move on..."

Qi Xiaodian looked at the next question on the card in his hand, showing a hint of a smile.

Huh~

Seeing Xiao Dian's expression, Bei Bi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that there should be a normal problem.

"I'm very glad that you don't have many fans, Beibi. You only asked two questions, otherwise I would be a little bit embarrassed."

Qi Xiaodian threw away the fan question card, there were only two fan questions recorded on it.

Fuck! ! !

This broken show was definitely intentional. Thinking of me, Beibi, who has thousands of book friends, how could there be only two questions when I found out that I was on the show? It's definitely the program group doing something secretly, if it continues, my reputation will be completely ruined.

No, I have to go!

Bei Bi thought about it and stood up immediately.

puff!

Qi Xiaodian quickly grabbed Beibi's arm again.

"Um?"

Beibi glanced at Xiao Dian disdainfully. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, as a celebrity, I will not continue to stay. After all, I also want face.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice: "The homepage of the new book is strongly promoted!!"

Snapped!

Bei Bi sat down again. Of course, it was stated in advance that he didn't stay because of some internal recommendation, but because he felt that doing things should have a beginning and an end, and you can't give up halfway.

"Very good, the show continues. Beibi, as a writer, usually stays at home. If you are alone, you should be very lonely. So do you have a girlfriend?"

Qi Xiaodian stared at the change of Beibi's expression with piercing eyes.

Oh, this question is so heart-wrenching, how could a writer have a girlfriend? They are all single dogs. Apart from coding, they usually do health exercises—a slow motion with the left hand and the right hand.

I can't answer honestly, otherwise if I am so handsome and can't find a girlfriend, it will make people laugh.

I am also a person who wants face!

But what should be the answer?

Well, I usually have dinners with my buddies, how about this, replace my buddies with girlfriends, and describe my dinners, it's perfect.

After thinking secretly, he immediately replied: "Usually, my girlfriends and I often go out to dinner and drink, hey, you don't know, my girlfriends can drink a dozen bottles of beer each, I'm completely dry However, and they eat barbecue, they always like to eat bullwhip, what to say to make up for it, oops, they must have done too much health maintenance exercises on weekdays, so it is empty, I said to restrain themselves, but they just don't believe it..."

He said a lot, and when he was secretly complacent, he looked up and saw that Xiaodian's eyes were very deep, and there was a kind of see-through brilliance flickering.

Oh shit, there can't be some loopholes in the words just now, right? Oops, let him see through.

"You don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

Qi Xiaodian pointedly poked his heart.

puff!

Bei Bi spit out a mouthful of old blood secretly, piercing her heart.

Fuck, can you speak more tactfully, if this goes on, will I be ashamed?

No, I have to go!

He stood up abruptly.

puff!

Qi Xiaodian quickly grabbed Beibi's arm again.

"What are you going to do again?"

Bei Bi glared at Xiao Dian angrily. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, as a celebrity, I will not continue to stay. After all, I also want face.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice: "Designed to push the big seal!!"

Snapped!

Bei Bi sat down again. Of course, it was stated in advance that he didn't stay because of some internal recommendation, but because he felt that one should not forget one's original intention. What is the purpose of being on the show? Naturally, it is to interact more with fans, so, in order not to disappoint fans, I must not leave.

"Okay, the show continues."

Qi Xiaodian glanced at the card in his hand, and asked with a smile: "As we all know, there are four beautiful men in the Internet literature world. The top three are named Dongyan, Xier, and Nanzui. What is the name of the fourth?"

Aha, brain teaser, as a handsome and smart celebrity, how could let such a small problem stump him?

Beibi thought to himself, Dongyan, Xier, Nanzui... oh, I got it.

He smiled triumphantly, "North nose."

"I've never seen such a brazen guy, claiming to be a beautiful man, bah, shameless, bah, bah, bah..."

Qi Xiaodian pointed at Beibi and complained wildly, with a look of disgust.

What the hell? Am I wrong? After the east eye, west ear, and south mouth, it should be the north nose, huh? Wait a minute, Beibi? Shell coins? Fuck it, it's a trap, I fell for it.

However, I am indeed a handsome man!

However, this is no longer the point at hand, but that this penguin is too shameless. This interview was definitely premeditated, to entrap me, a handsome and intelligent man.

No, it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, I have to go!

He stood up abruptly.

puff!

Qi Xiaodian quickly grabbed Beibi's arm again.

"What are you going to do again?"

Bei Bi glared at Xiao Dian angrily. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, as a celebrity, I will not continue to stay. After all, I also want face.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice: "APP cover recommendation!!"

Snapped!

Bei Bi sat down again. Of course, it was stated in advance that he didn't stay because of some internal recommendation. After all, the recommendation was nothing to him. The smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. fire.

The only reason why he stayed was that his knees softened just now, and he sat down again involuntarily, probably because of sitting for a long time, his legs became numb.

Now that he sat down again, of course he couldn't stand up again, otherwise it would give people the impression of being capricious, which is not good.

"Okay, let's continue the show."

Qi Xiaodian glanced at the card again, and asked: "As we all know, there are four rogue writers in our online literature world, and the last three are shameless, dirty, and obscene, so who is the number one rogue in the Internet literature world? "

Another brain teaser? This kind of question is of course trivial to me.

"Well, shameless, dirty, obscene... Ah, I thought of it."

Bei Bi hammered the palm of his hand and cheered up: "The number one villain in the Internet literature world is despicable."

Clap! !

Qi Xiaodian applauded warmly and exclaimed: "Beibi, you finally admit that you are the number one hooligan in the Internet literature world. Although your behavior makes me sick, but your courage to face your own inferiority is worthy of my admiration. "

Clap clap!

The uncles in the audience immediately gave applause resounding from the audience.

What, what the hell? How can I admit that I am the number one hooligan in the Internet literature world? Um, wait a minute, mean... shellfish? Fuck, all the problems are traps, if you don't pay attention, you will fall into the trap.

This penguin is too sinister, and this show is too sinister. If it continues, my image will be completely ruined, and my huge fan base will leave me.

No, I can't stay any longer, I have to go!

He stood up abruptly.

puff!

Qi Xiaodian quickly grabbed Beibi's arm again.

"What are you going to do again?"

Beibi glared at Xiao Dian angrily. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, as a celebrity, I will not continue to stay. After all, I also want face.

Qi Xiaodian said in a low voice: "Omni-channel recommendation!!"

Snapped!

Beibi sat down again. Of course, it should be explained in advance that he didn't stay because of any omni-channel recommendation. After all, that thing is dispensable for him who is determined to take the copyright route.

He just has enthusiasm for his career and responsibility for the business, and he doesn't want to walk away in a fit of anger.

However, even if he stayed, he couldn't let Xiao Dian mess around, and he wanted to preemptively strike.

He said with a smile: "Small, can you ask some questions related to writing? Don't be obsessed with those trivial things."

"Writing-related questions? Okay, no problem."

Qi Xiaodian flipped through it, and immediately said: "Beibi, you are a famous writer and proficient in various writing skills. I'm here to test your ability to express situations."

"Ability to express situations? Oh, what a joke."

The corners of Bei Bi's mouth were slightly curved, with a confident look on his face.

"Please!"

"One day, you were in the shower, and suddenly there was an explosion in the kitchen, a chainsaw in the bedroom, and your sister screaming in the living room, and suddenly your hair caught fire, and there was a rocker The singer is playing the guitar and comes in with three singing dogs, they take a bottle of milk and put out the fire on your head, what word should I use to sum up this episode.”

Qi Xiaodian described the problem in a quick tone.

"..."

Bei Bi's expression was dull, what the hell, he didn't hear what he was saying at all.

How should I answer this question?

Clap!

However, when he was confused, Qi Xiaodian was the first to applaud, and exclaimed: "Bei Bi is worthy of being a famous writer. He used his expression to perfectly express the scene I just had..."

bang bang bang! !

There was a violent beating on the stage.

"Kill you, let you ask a few questions, kill you..."

Holding up the chair, Bei Bi frantically hit the little dots with a ferocious expression on his face.

Beep beep beep! !

A short time later, the siren of a police car was heard outside.

"You elites, masters, and platinums in the Internet literature world, when I come out, I will kill you all..."

Bei Bi tightly grasped the steel bars on the police car, and yelled at the writers such as the third young master who were watching.

In the end, in view of Beibi's strong tendency to violence, in order to prevent other people's lives from being threatened, the judge decided to sentence Beibi to life imprisonment, and he would not be released from prison for life.

"Huh? Judge, I'm just talking in a moment of anger. Don't take it seriously. Woohoo, let me out quickly. I want to write a side story, I want to write a sequel, give me a chance, I want to be a good person..."

"Wuuu, mom, I will never write again in my next life."

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