One Punch Man King Engine

"son!!"

Another miserable scream came out.

"It really is... grandpa."

The corner of Wang Feng's mouth twitched, hehehe.

The strange man who appeared in front of him seemed to be wearing a large light yellow Fanta can, with a pull tab on the top of his head and a yellow straw inserted. He had an old face, and the aluminum sheet on his stomach was written "Funda" in a flying pattern. Two words.

"son!"

The old Fanta monster threw himself on the Sprite monster mournfully, howling in pain.

rub!

Wang Feng subconsciously took a few steps back, looking awkwardly at the grieving old Fanta freak, and wanted to explain that he was not the murderer, but he was afraid that the description would become darker.

"Ah? For nothing, my good son!?"

The old Fanta monster raised his head and was about to give Wang Feng a vicious look, but he didn't know that he saw the Coke monster not far away who also died tragically.

Uh, wait a minute, good... good son? Nima, aren't you grandpa? Shouldn't it be called grandson?

Wang Feng was stunned. If he remembered correctly, the middle-aged Sprite weirdo should be called the son of the Coke weirdo just now. Why did the old Fanta weirdo call both Sprite weirdo and Coke weirdo his son? You... your family relationship is a bit messy!

He glanced pityingly at the middle-aged Sprite monster with a green cap on his head. It really is "If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head"!

"You killed my two sons, you...damn it! Tonight, I'm going to dance on your grave!?"

There was a "gurgling" boiling sound coming from the old Fanta weirdo can, and a "puffling" steam sound came out from the yellow straw. The straw squeezed up, and it felt like stuffing a ping-pong ball into the slender straw, with a tumor protruding in the middle.

"hiss!"

Wang Feng took a deep breath, and at the same time, his heart beat faster and made a muffled sound. Judging from the situation of the Coca-Cola Monster, their soda is equivalent to gunpowder. Squeezing it in the same way as the Fanta Monster squeezes toothpaste. A cannonball shot from the straw and blew him to pieces.

June Feixue, I really didn't kill your two sons, old man, you have to calm down!

He quickly waved his hands to deny that he was the murderer, but he didn't say "I didn't kill your son" again, and a "white angel" suddenly appeared in his vision, and an outdoor air conditioner fell from the sky, bang! All of a sudden, it hit the elderly Fanta freak, and the Fanta soda splashed everywhere...

"Ah Ka Ka!"

However, as expected of the weird grandparents, he was hit by the air conditioner and did not die immediately.

"this……"

Wang Feng stared blankly at the old Fanta monster struggling to get up, do you want to go up and give him a hand? Afraid of being blackmailed, forget it!

(Reminder, the description in parentheses is a joke version, please don't worry about it: "Do you want to make up for it? Wait online, it's very urgent." Wang Feng took a photo and sent it online for help.)

Let's run! Otherwise, when the old weirdo stood up, he would definitely kill himself!

He turned to run away.

"boom!"

Suddenly, the "cannonball" that had been squeezed in the straw of the old Fanta monster for a long time was broken by the air conditioner, so that it could no longer be squeezed, and it was stuck in the middle, unable to go up or down. Explosion, Fanta soda splashing...

Wang Feng looked back at the farce-like scene dumbfounded. The old Fanta monster was bombed by his own "cannonballs".

"Ding Dong, there are monster cards nearby that can be converted, please go to convert them."

"Is it April Fool's Day? Are the weirdos taking their lives?"

He couldn't laugh or cry, and the family of three fell into the inexplicable falling objects in the sky. Sure enough, it is very reasonable for the teacher to teach us to be careful of falling objects since childhood.

"Rest in peace!"

He stepped forward to touch the old Fanta Monster and got a two-star card Fanta Monster. At the same time, he found that the shell of the old Fanta Monster was made of aluminum. No wonder it was more resistant to beating than the Sprite Monster and the Coke Monster cut.

He glanced at the air conditioner, and the bullet marks on the bracket made him speechless. Others called it cheating all day long, but they were just complaining, but the Coca-Cola Monster was really cheating, and he cheated two dads to death. It was a crime.

"Long live the king."

"King must be a person with superpowers. You see, when he stretched out his hand, the signs, billboards and air conditioners upstairs all fell down and killed the weirdo. King must have used his mind to pull those things down."

"As expected of the strongest man on the surface of the earth, as expected of the idol I adore!!"

"Wait a minute, did you see the king turning around confidently just now? That is the strong man's 100% confidence in his own strength. He believes that the weirdo must die, so he will show his back. The king is too strong. From strength to Mentally, it's so strong."

The people seemed to be ignited all of a sudden, their blood was boiling, and they shouted excitedly.

"..."

Wang Feng saw those people dancing in the room through the window, shook his head speechlessly, put on his black peaked cap, and quickly left the scene. As for the corpses of the three weirdos, someone will naturally deal with them afterwards.

...

Headquarters of City A Heroes Association.

"Maria, the 13 super police autobots who are the nearest B-level heroes have been notified to go to the scene of the weirdo, and I believe the weirdo will be wiped out soon."

Staff report.

"Yeah." Maria nodded, "By the way, what's the evaluation level of the weirdo?"

"According to the reports of the citizens, the Coke Monster is only a wolf-level disaster."

"Okay, keep an eye on the situation of the weirdo at the scene, and report to me if there are any emergencies." After Maria finished giving orders, she turned and asked the staff at the other end: "What happened to the apple monster that appeared in City Z? Has it been solved by the black hole in the vest?"

"Report, there is currently no news feedback from the black hole in the vest and the citizens, and it is estimated that they are fighting."

"Okay, continue to monitor and report the situation."

Maria rubbed her tired pretty face and worked vigorously. It was almost dawn, and someone would soon take over her work.

"Jingle Bell!"

Suddenly, the association's alarm hotline rang again.

"Hey, hello... what? Another sprite monster appeared on the side of Dongcheng Street in M ​​City..."

Maria's heart tightened, and there was another weirdo. I don't know if the Super Police Autobot can handle it.

"Wait a minute, you said the king was on the scene? And already dealt with the Coca-Cola monster? Okay, ok... huh? King pulled the billboard down with super powers and killed the Sprite monster? Thank you so much for providing us with information, we... ...What? Another fanta freak? Can you describe what happened to the fanta freak... huh? Dead? Killed by king using superpowers to pull the next air conditioner...Huh? Oh, oh, we understand Thank you for your support to our association, thank you."

After answering a call, the customer service lady wiped the sweat from her forehead. The content of the short call was as ups and downs as the plot of a blockbuster movie, which made people feel frightened.

When she turned around, she was shocked to find that many staff members in the mainland, including Maria, were looking at her.

"What happened? Has the King left to kill the weirdo?" Maria asked impatiently.

The customer service lady said with a smile: "Yes, Mrs. Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, the king has already eliminated the three weirdos that appeared, and has left the scene now."

"It turns out that the king didn't answer the phone because he was busy killing the monsters, no wonder!" Maria smiled lightly, and suddenly remembered something, and frowned: "By the way, when you answered the phone just now, you said that the king used superpowers to fight?"

This is important information. The association has very little information about the king's battle. It only knows that no matter how strong the monster is, the king can blow all of them with one punch. Based on this, it is speculated that the king is a powerful fighter.

Now they suddenly heard that King will have superpowers, which has a great impact on them.

The customer service lady was very sure: "Master Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, the king is indeed a superpower. Dozens of people at the scene saw the king's superpower with their own eyes."

"The matter is of great importance, and it must be investigated as soon as possible. You have the staff of the M City Association go to the scene to visit the witnesses of King's elimination of the weirdo, to ensure that the news is accurate, and then we will report it to the ministers."

"yes."

The staff each took the task and went back to work in front of the computer. There were various beeping sounds in the war room, and after a while, the video (secretly recorded by citizens) of King killing the monster came over.

Maria led the able-bodied subordinates to watch Wang Feng's process of eliminating the monster over and over again. They looked at each other in blank dismay. From the video, it seemed that King really had superpowers and could manipulate objects.

Coupled with the testimonies of the citizens uploaded back, it is enough to prove that King is a person with superpowers.

"This information is important and needs to be reported to the Minister immediately."