One Punch Man: Madara Attacks
Chapter 30
"!!!"
"That's right, then it seems there's nothing to regret."
"~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an expression of"So that's how it is")"
Hearing Uchiha Madara say in an affirmative tone that the monsters this time are very weak, Saitama, who was originally a little disappointed, instantly recovered his energy and stood up from the ground
"By the way, who are you?"
"~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a puzzled look on his face)"
Only then did Saitama formally look at Uchiha Madara in front of him. Saitama, who had recovered his strength, remembered that he didn't even seem to know the other party's name, so he asked.
Saitama looked at the domineering and unfathomable Uchiha Madara in front of him and was very curious. Although Saitama did not have the ability to see other people's strength, he could draw some conclusions from Uchiha Madara's extremely confident face. Even if Saitama could not see through Uchiha Madara's strength, he could sense that Uchiha Madara was not simple.
Because every time Uchiha Madara approached him, Saitama would have an unconscious sense of tension. This feeling was the feeling of needing defense when a strong enemy appeared. Saitama had almost never encountered this feeling before. Even when he was weak and was still training, Saitama's intuition was not as vigilant as this.
"Uchiha Madara, what about you?"
Uchiha Madara was still quietly looking at the Bald Demon King. After hearing the Bald Demon King's question, Uchiha Madara said his name. After saying his name, Uchiha Madara also asked a question in return. Although Uchiha Madara knew the Bald Demon King's name, he still asked a question in return.
"Uchiha Madara? What a strange name."
"Oh~, hello, my name is Saitama."
Hearing the tongue-twisting name Uchiha Madara, Saitama said that this should be a title.
Saitama had never heard of a four-character name, so when he heard the four words Uchiha Madara, Saitama thought it was just the other party's title. After hearing Uchiha Madara in front of him asking about his name, Saitama immediately said his name
"By the way, are you a hero?"
Uchiha Madara looked at the bald devil and asked curiously
"Well~, I am a hero out of interest!"
After hearing what Uchiha Madara said, Saitama said with a slightly boastful tone with an excited face. It is obvious that Saitama has a great affection for the word"hero".
Saitama naturally likes the word"hero" very much, because Saitama's dream, Saitama's original intention, and Saitama's current profession are all"hero". Although he is currently just an unknown hero and not many people know him, it does not affect Saitama's love for the word"hero".
"Bald hero, can you treat me to a meal?"
I heard that the bald devil's cooking skills are also very good. As a half-foodie, Uchiha Madara naturally wants to try it. Moreover, Uchiha Madara thinks that he needs to get in touch with the protagonist who is cheating, and get some European emperor's breath by the way.
"Bald hero, are you talking about me?"
"#!!! (The bald devil immediately appeared on his forehead#)"
"~~~~~~~~~~(Bald Demon King with an angry expression)"
After hearing Uchiha Madara openly call him a bald hero, Saitama was so angry that a # appeared on his forehead. What
Saitama hates most is that others use his bald head to make trouble. Although Saitama has the habit of not hurting humans, when faced with others calling him bald or bald, Saitama will still use words to fight back.
Saitama is also helpless about the fact that he is a bald man. In order to become a hero, he works hard to strengthen himself through constant training, but Saitama never expected that he would become bald....
"~~~~~~(Madara-sama has an expression of"Isn’t it?")"
"Yes, bald hero, as a hero, shouldn't you take care of ordinary people?"
Looking at the bald devil with a # on his forehead, Uchiha Madara continued to speak without changing his tone.
When talking to the bald devil, Uchiha Madara deliberately emphasized, as a hero, shouldn't you take care of ordinary people?
"You bastard with a fan on your back, don't call me a bald hero, my name is Saitama!!"
"Also, do you think I'm a fool? How can you be an ordinary person? Standing next to you, my intuition keeps telling me that you are dangerous!!!"
"~~~~~~(The bald devil has an expression on his face that says,"Do you think I'm stupid?")
Saitama pointed at Uchiha Madara and kept complaining with an exaggerated expression.
"I know your name is Saitama, but your big bald head is too conspicuous."
Uchiha Madara ignored the second half of the Bald Demon King's words and continued to complain about the Bald Demon King's big bald head.
"You bastard with a fan on your back, I'll say it again, my name is Saitama, and~, no matter how conspicuous my bald head is, it has nothing to do with you, you bastard!"
"###~..(The bald devil with bulging veins)"
"~~~~~~~~(The bald devil looks angry)"
"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil is gradually becoming more handsome)"
Saitama, who has been called bald many times in a row, has even changed his style. With the #s constantly appearing on his forehead, Saitama has become much more handsome. This is also a sign that Saitama is going to be serious!!
"yawn~...(Uchiha Madara yawned lazily)"
"All right~, Hero Saitama, let's go to your house for dinner."
Seeing the bald devil gradually becoming more handsome, Uchiha Madara stopped teasing the bald devil.
Otherwise, Uchiha Madara felt that the bald devil might scold him back, so in line with the truth of making a quick buck and running away, Uchiha Madara immediately stopped teasing.
"Tsk~, I feel a little weird being called a hero by a bastard like you"
"~~~~~~~(The look from the bald devil)"
Hearing Uchiha Madara's obviously perfunctory words, Saitama, who would feel elated even when a passerby called him a hero, found that he didn't feel excited at all when Uchiha Madara called him a hero. Saitama, who had no excitement at all, could only complain in a somewhat helpless tone.
"Trample Trample~....(Uchiha Madara walking)"
"Pah~. (Uchiha Madara patted the bald devil's shoulder)"
""Okay, okay, let's go to your house for dinner."
Uchiha Madara came to the bald devil and patted the bald devil on the shoulder, which meant that the bald devil could go back.
Uchiha Madara really wanted to taste the bald devil's cooking. As a half-foodie, Uchiha Madara naturally pushed the bald devil based on the truth that delicious food should not be missed.
"Hey~, who wants to treat you to a meal?"
"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an expression of"I refuse")"
Saitama said angrily to Uchiha Madara who didn't treat him as an outsider. In fact, Saitama's impression of Uchiha Madara was not bad, but he didn't want to treat him because he was short of money.
In Saitama's words: I can't even support myself, and I still want to treat you to a meal?
"~~~~~~~~(From Madara-sama's glance)"
"Is it weird to treat me to a meal?"
Uchiha Madara looked at the Bald Demon King with a puzzled expression.
If the people in the Hero Association knew about this, I'm afraid they would line up to treat Uchiha Madara to a meal. Unfortunately, the Bald Demon King, who was also a cheater, did not buy Uchiha Madara's face. In the mind of the Bald Demon King, face was not as important as discounted goods.
The reason why the Bald Demon King did not treat was very simple, because treating means spending money, and spending money means not being able to buy discounted goods. After such a calculation, the Bald Demon King immediately made up his mind not to treat.
"Asshole~, of course it's weird, this is the first time we meet"
"And let me tell you the truth, I can barely support myself, how can I afford to treat you to a meal? Impossible!!"
"~~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil has a firm face)"
Saitama said in an affirmative tone while looking at Uchiha Madara beside him.
Saitama is notoriously poor and is even poorer than a thief. Even for the occasional snack, Saitama can only rely on the special offers in supermarkets or hypermarkets. As for electrical appliances such as air conditioners, Saitama is even reluctant to use them.
But at this time, this shameless guy next to him actually wants him to treat him to a meal, which is simply unbearable in Saitama's eyes!
"So you are worried about money~ You don’t have to worry about this at all. Although you are treating me to a meal, I will pay for all the ingredients!"
"~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara with a contemptuous expression)"
Uchiha Madara had long thought that the bald devil was worried about the money issue, but he didn't say it because he wanted to tease the bald devil for a while.
"Are you kidding me? You pay for all the ingredients? I can buy anything?"
"~~~~~~~~(The bald devil blinking his eyes)"
Hearing that Uchiha Madara was willing to pay for all the food, Saitama's eyes lit up and even his tone became much kinder.
At this time, Saitama was already thinking about all the necessary items and food lists for the next month. For Saitama, people like Uchiha Madara who love to pay are usually the most reliable friends.
"Yes, you can buy anything as long as it's edible!"
"~~~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara with a casual look on his face)"
Uchiha Madara is not afraid that the bald devil will spend money lavishly and max out his cards.
First of all---Uchiha Madara just killed a dragon-level monster. The current Hero Association has not yet given him a bounty, so even if this card is maxed out, Uchiha Madara does not have to worry about money. After all, real high-level heroes mainly make money by killing monsters and contributing, rather than living on free benefits.
---The most important and crucial point is that Uchiha Madara does not believe that the bald devil who values money as his life will spend money lavishly. Of course, in order to prevent the bald devil from playing by the rules, Uchiha Madara also set a rule, that is: I will pay for everything if it is food, and I will not care if it is not food.~~~
"Tsk~, what a stingy guy."
"~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a slightly disdainful expression)"
"~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil regained his normal expression)"
Saitama, who had originally thought about preparing more daily necessities and even wanted to replace a batch of home appliances, curled his lips after hearing that Uchiha Madara could only buy food. However, Saitama was not angry. For Saitama, being able to have a free meal was already a great thing.
"Let's go~, I can't wait to try your cooking skills"
"~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara with an expectant expression)"
Uchiha Madara had heard that the Bald Demon King would spend the rest of his time thinking about various fancy dishes besides exercising to increase his strength. Uchiha Madara had heard that the Bald Demon King could use the least money and the cheapest ingredients to make the most nutritious and delicious food. So Uchiha Madara had high expectations for the Bald Demon King's cooking skills.
"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a smug expression on his face)"
"Hahahaha~, then you are lucky. Although I don’t know how you know that I am a great cook, I am not bragging. My cooking skills should be among the top five in the entire Z city! Well, I think so myself!!"
"Hahaha~, let's go, it's not too late to go to the supermarket now, we should be able to buy some fresh ingredients."
When thinking of the delicious ingredients in the supermarket and those ingredients that he wanted to eat before but couldn't afford because of lack of money, Saitama couldn't help but get excited.
Now there was a sucker who wanted to pay for it, and Saitama couldn't wait to buy those ingredients home for a good meal.
There was nothing wrong with Saitama saying that his cooking skills were among the top five in the entire Z city, because Saitama, who was penniless and had average popularity, could neither go to a big restaurant nor have anyone to treat him to a meal, so he basically cooked at home, so you know...
(Don't get the wrong idea, Saitama's cooking skills are really amazing! The setting of this book---Saitama's cooking skills are comparable to his strength!!)
"~~~~~~~~~~(Suddenly I thought of Uchiha Madara from a small game)"
"~~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara with a serious expression)"
"Saitama, let's have a speed contest!"
"You run first, I will follow you from behind, because I don't know the way, I will always follow you"
"~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara explaining the rules of the game)"
"The rules of our race are that if you are less than 500 meters ahead of me at the finish line, you lose. If the distance between us is less than 500 meters at the finish line, I lose."
"If you win, you can buy an item of your choice and I'll pay for it. If you lose, you'll owe me a request, which won't be excessive."
"How about a competition?"
"~~~~~~~~~(Smile from Madara-sama)"
Just now when he was walking fast, Uchiha Madara suddenly thought of a very interesting game, so he told him about it.
After all, this game is still attractive to the bald devil who values money as his life, and it doesn't matter if Uchiha Madara loses. At present, Uchiha Madara is not short of money. Even if he loses the game, in Uchiha Madara's eyes, it is just a painless game entertainment.
If the Uchiha class can win this game, the reward is still quite good, which is equivalent to being able to summon the bald devil to help.
Come out! It's decided to be you, the bald devil Saitamamon.
Thinking of that picture, Uchiha Madara felt all kinds of cool. Being able to command a fellow cheater to be a helper, this is a very cool thing anyway.~~~
"~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an excited expression)"
""Okay~, since you said so, let's compete!"
Saitama was quite confident in his speed, and just as Uchiha Madara had expected, Saitama was reluctant to let this opportunity slip away. In Saitama's eyes, the penalty for this competition was the same as Uchiha Madara's. Winning would bring many benefits, and losing would not have much impact.
With this in mind, Saitama immediately agreed in an excited tone.
"Let's get started!"
The game begins---
"Tap tap tap~......(Bald Demon King Galloping)"
As soon as Uchiha Madara finished speaking, Saitama rushed out like a yellow lightning.
"Swish~..Swish swish swish~......(Adding various BUFFs)"
"~~~~~~~~~~~(After a while, Uchiha Madara, wearing a special effect inherited from his ancestors, also made a brilliant appearance)"
"Step~...Tap tap tap~.....(Uchiha Madara galloping)"
Seeing the bald devil about to disappear, Uchiha Madara also hurriedly activated the energy possession mode to improve his overall attributes, and at the same time added lightning escape to increase his speed again.
"~~~~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara wearing an energy coat)"
Uchiha Madara, emitting blue energy light all over his body, is using Lightning Release.���Not only did his speed increase several levels, but his special effects were also very impressive.
At this time, Uchiha Madara was like a super Saiyan God mode, emitting blue light and flashing lightning from time to time.~~~!
"Trample Trample~....(Uchiha Madara running)"
"~~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara with an expression of"You are not good enough")"
"Saitama, your speed doesn't seem to be very fast.~~"
After a while, Uchiha Madara came behind Saitama who was leading the race. Uchiha Madara looked at Saitama who was not far ahead and said teasingly:
"!!!"
"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a surprised expression)"
"Such a fast speed... But this is what makes it fun, it actually makes me feel nervous for the first time in a long time!!"
"~~~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an excited expression)"
"Next Steps....Serious series!!"
Listening to Uchiha Madara's voice and feeling the distance between him and him, Saitama couldn't help but sigh at the fast speed, but soon Saitama found the feeling of the game.
This feeling is completely different from the previous opponent who he could defeat without being serious. This opponent can bring him pressure and tension. This is a long-lost game and a game that Saitama is looking forward to!
Excited, Saitama also directly entered the serious mode!!!
"Step~..Trample Trample~.....(Saitama running)"
"~~~~~~(Dust splashing in the air)"
"~~~~~~~~~~(Dust that floats upward due to the impact)"
"~~~~~~~~(Dust still falling from the sky)"
"Boom~..Boom boom boom~....(Explosion sound)"
"~~~~~~~(Dust still falling in the air)"
"~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Dust falls to the ground)"
Saitama's speed is so fast that the sonic boom occurs only after running a hundred meters. It is obvious that Saitama's speed has exceeded"supersonic speed" several times!
As long as Saitama uses this speed to spin around, he can create a vacuum environment!
At this speed, those dragon-level monsters or S-level heroes can't even see Saitama's shadow, let alone eat dust!!!
"~~~~~~~~~~~(Madara looks surprised)"
"So exaggerated? More than ten times faster than before!!"
Looking at Saitama's speed at this time, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but sighed,"He is indeed a cheater!"
"Susanoo: Partially Complete Form!"
"Swish swish swish~.....(Energy covering sound)"
Looking at the bald devil king in front of him who was as fast as lightning, Uchiha Madara's fighting spirit, which had been hidden because of his strength being too strong and his opponent being too weak, was once again stimulated by the bald devil king's mad dog-like speed.
Uchiha Madara's speed also increased several times when Susanoo was partially in full form.
"Step~..Step~....(The Great Demon King galloping)"
"Tap tap tap~..tread~....Tap tap tap~.....(Uchiha Madara running)"
At this time, the two people moving fast are like a yellow light and a blue light, shuttling through Z City.
At this speed, let alone an S-level hero or a dragon-level monster, even an ordinary god-level monster may not be able to see the two people clearly if he has no special features!!!
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