One Punch Man: Madara Attacks

"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an embarrassed expression)"

"But I'm really not a weirdo, and I'm a hero who does this for fun!"

Seeing the people around him constantly pointing at him, and the C-class hero Daliquan next to him also constantly pointing at him and saying that he was a weirdo, Saitama tried his best to explain, and even said"I'm a hero who does this for fun"

"Stop kidding, I haven't even seen you on the hero list. I originally thought you were just an ordinary person with weird clothes. Now it seems that even if you are not a weirdo, you are a liar!"

"That’s right, you are not among the heroes at all!"

"This liar must be a weirdo!"

"Damn bald weirdo, how dare you lie!"

"You are such a shameless bald guy pretending to be a hero. You are so despicable. It is so shameless that you even pretend to be a hero. Are you still a human being?"

"........(Different accusations)" x17

When the people around heard Saitama say that he was a hero, they became excited. It was obvious that the word hero still had a very high status in the hearts of the people.

It was a pity that they had never seen Saitama take action and did not know the horror of the bald devil. As for the monsters that Saitama had beaten before, they had already been divided up by N heroes, and the biggest beneficiary was the funny luck king King.

"You are such a shameless bald weirdo! Let me, the great C-class hero, use my powerful punch to deal with you, so that you don’t insult the word hero!"

"Trample Trample~....(The passerby hero is moving)"

Seeing the people around him looking at the bald devil king with angry eyes, Daliquan knew that it was time for him to show his ability. As long as he could get rid of the strangely dressed bald man in the expectation of the people, he would definitely improve his status in the hearts of the people and even his ranking.

Daliquan walked slowly towards Saitama while having a beautiful fantasy.

"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil who is trying hard not to get angry)"

"I've already said I'm not a weirdo, and don't keep calling me baldhead!!"

Saitama was a little annoyed by being called baldhead, but in the spirit of not hurting ordinary people, Saitama suppressed his anger and repeated in a lowered tone that he was not a weirdo.

"Don't try to lie, no monster will admit that he is a monster, now let me teach you a lesson, you weak monster."

Fearing that the people around him would calm down and that the bald man in strange clothes was not a monster, the C-class hero Da Li Quan shouted loudly to the people around him, which was equivalent to completely confirming that Saitama was a monster.

"Trample tread tread~....(The passerby hero rushes towards the bald devil)"

"My punch can reach 130 kg"

"You should know that I don't get the title of"Da Li Quan" for nothing. Let me show you my powerful fist that can knock out a pig."

Da Li Quan ran up to Saitama and punched him.

"~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with no face in daily life)"

"Very slow fist..."

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil gently caught the punch of the passerby hero)"

Looking at the slow and weak punch, Saitama caught it easily.

"How, how could it be possible that a weak weirdo like you could possibly take my Hercules punch?"

Seeing his punch being taken by the bald devil, the Hercules was very shocked. He obviously didn't understand how the skinny bald devil could remember his punch. You know, his punch can reach 130 kilograms, which is enough to knock out an ordinary adult with one punch.

"~~~~~(The bald devil who slightly increased the strength of his fist)"

Feeling the constant pull of the powerful fist, and seeing that the powerful fist in front of him seemed to want to break free from his restraints, Saitama first shook his head helplessly and then increased the strength of his fist.

"~~~~~~~~~~~~~(The passerby hero screaming)"

"ah.......It hurts"

"Help!......."

"Stop it, you're going to break my hand."

As the bald devil added a little more strength, the fragile C-class hero immediately began to scream.

"ah.....I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you a weirdo, I'm sorry, it's all my fault for wanting to take credit, I'm sorry, please let me go....My hand is really going to break."

In less than two seconds, Daliquan was squeezed and told the truth. As soon as Daliquan finished speaking, he seemed to be unable to bear it anymore and cried bitterly with snot and tears.

"~~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil still looks like a nobody)"

"ah...Sorry, I didn't expect you to be so weak."

Seeing the C-class hero's powerful punch with snot and tears, the slow-reacting Saitama quickly let go of his hand.

"Boom~. (The random hero lands on his butt)"

"Damn it, you bastard, just wait for me, I will never let you go!"

Daliquan, who had been trying to break free from the bald devil's restraints, fell to the ground due to inertia when Saitama let go. Feeling humiliated and because of the pain in his fist, Daliquan could only leave a hateful message,"I will be back", and then fled the scene amid the contemptuous eyes of the people around him.

"Saitama, are you usually considered a weirdo like this?

Uchiha Madara came to the bald devil and teased him.

"Asshole Madara, who said he's always like this? This situation is very rare, okay."

Listening to Uchiha Madara's teasing, Saitama also replied in a negative tone.

"Oh~, is it really that little?"

Uchiha Madara looked at the bald devil with a gloating look, and at the same time teased again

"There are very few people like this. Okay, let's stop talking and go buy fresh ingredients."

Obviously, this is not the first time Saitama has encountered this kind of thing, but Saitama didn't want to say more about it. After saying"buy fresh ingredients", Saitama turned around and walked towards the fruit and vegetable area in the Bald Cape Man hypermarket.

Uchiha Madara has only a vague understanding of various ingredients. Uchiha Madara himself can't cook, or more precisely, he can't fry. As for the combination of various ingredients and seasonings, Uchiha Madara can only say that it gives him a headache. On the contrary to Uchiha

Madara, Saitama is like a fish in water when he arrives at the fruit and vegetable area. He looks around and keeps comparing, occasionally muttering that this one is not fresh enough, that one is not enough, etc.

For Uchiha Madara, who is a novice in cooking, he can only say that the great devil Saitama is worthy of being the top existence, and he is indeed beaten N streets in this regard.

"What do you want to eat?"

Saitama picked out the ingredients he liked and wanted to buy. After picking out a lot, he turned around and asked Uchiha Madara what he wanted to eat. It was obvious that Saitama had a high degree of favorability towards Uchiha Madara who helped him sort out the shopping list.

"Good luck, let's have chicken tonight!"

Uchiha Madara prefers chicken and fish. The braised chicken nuggets that were about to be in his mouth turned into a classic line from a certain game when he said it.…

"Oh~, I want to eat chicken. I also like chicken, so I'll buy some more chicken and beef."

As a local resident, Saitama naturally didn't understand those jokes, but he also heard that Uchiha Madara wanted to eat chicken, so he turned around and walked to the meat section and picked up two boxes of chicken and two boxes of beef.

"By the way, I just happened to buy some fruit. I can't afford it normally, but since you're paying this time, I won't be polite."

Saitama usually rarely buys those fruits that are both expensive and not filling. Apart from those that can fill you up, Saitama usually doesn't buy fruit. But obviously this time the situation is different. After all, there is someone around to help clear the shopping cart, so Saitama will naturally not be polite to Uchiha Madara.

"Hahaha~, I've wanted to eat this fruit for a long time. There are only six in a bag, but it costs 400 yuan. It's too expensive. But fortunately, I don't need to spend my own money now, hahaha~, take two more bags"

"And this one, this one is also good"

"They all seem pretty good."

"Forget it, it’s not my money anyway, so I’ll just try a little bit of everything."

Soon the shopping cart pushed by Saitama was full, but Saitama’s interest did not diminish at all, and he was still selecting items with great interest.

"~~~~~~~~(From Madara's gaze)"

Seeing that bald devil king who was so powerful that he could be so excited about a little bit of fruit that he looked around and touched things like a child, sometimes talking to himself, sometimes talking to himself, and sometimes even grinning, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but sigh, this should be the hero of ordinary people, right?

"Hey~, white strawberries? Not bad, buy a box and try it."

Suddenly, Uchiha Madara saw a very strange fruit, which turned out to be a white strawberry. Uchiha Madara walked over, took a box of strawberries from the shelf and put it in the shopping cart that was already full of strawberries from the bald devil.

"Hey~, what are you doing with that strawberry? The white strawberry is so expensive, a box of only 12 is priced at 2,400 yuan, you might as well buy the red strawberry next to it, 20 are only 200 yuan, and the taste of these two kinds of strawberries should be similar, after all, they are the same variety, just different colors.

Saitama saw Uchiha Madara casually took a fruit that was so expensive and couldn't help but advise Uchiha Madara. Obviously, the word"thrift" has been engraved in Saitama's bones.

"It's not you who pays for it, why are you worried?"

Uchiha Madara watched the bald devil put the white strawberries he picked back to their original place and took a new box of white strawberries from the shelf and put them in the shopping cart. However, before the bald devil made another move, Uchiha Madara stated the most important point: It's not you who pays for it, so just eat it.

"~~~~~~~~~~~(Contempt from the bald devil)"

"Tsk~, what an evil face of a rich person, there are obviously cheaper options but he insists on choosing the expensive one!"

"I don't quite understand your thoughts, but it's just like what you said, anyway, I'm not the one paying so I really shouldn't worry about your problems, by the way, do you have enough money?"

Saitama looked at Uchiha Madara with an expression that said"I have money so I can be willful" and felt like 10,000 critical hits were hitting him. For the sake of the delicious food, Saitama forced himself to suppress the urge to beat Uchiha Madara.

However, looking at the shopping cart that was already piled up in front of him, Saitama asked uncertainly, obviously afraid that Uchiha Madara didn't have enough money to clear the shopping cart.

"~~~~~~~(Uchiha Madara's glance)"

"Definitely enough!"

Uchiha Madara glanced at the shopping cart filled with things by the bald devil and roughly calculated the price in his mind. The total amount of things Saitama had taken was about 50,000.

".........(The bald devil pushing a full shopping cart)"

"That's good, since we've already picked out the things, let's go check out."

Saitama heard Uchiha Madara say that he had the ability to pay and no longer worried about anything, and pushed the shopping cart directly towards the cashier. Dragon

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