One Punch Man: Madara Attacks

"Step~...."

Uchiha Madara took the award and walked off the stage, apparently not interested in giving a so-called acceptance speech.

"Tap tap tap~....(The bald devil immediately stepped forward)"

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with glowing eyes)"

As soon as Uchiha Madara stepped down from the stage, Saitama immediately surrounded him, staring at the packaging bag in Uchiha Madara's hand with his eyes shining.

"Here you are."

Having been stared at by the bald devil with a disgusting look as if he was looking at a beloved thing, Uchiha Madara simply threw the packaging bag in his hand over.

"Hahaha~, thank you very much."

Saitama took the package and smiled foolishly while opening and closing it repeatedly with a perverted expression, as if the bag did not contain 50,000 yuan in cash and 100 game coins, but the item that Saitama desired most but was out of reach.

"Just don't forget our deal."

Looking at the bald devil who kept giggling and falling into his beautiful fantasy, Uchiha Madara also repeated indifferently,"Don't forget the deal between us."

"Got it, got it. From now on, you buy the ingredients and I'll cook them."

Saiyu will certainly not forget this deal that will give him a long-term meal ticket.

""Yes."

After hearing Saitama's answer, Uchiha Madara stopped talking.

"......"

Afterwards, Uchiha Madara and Saitama walked out of the arcade under the burning gazes of other players who looked at them like celebrities and gods.

After leaving the arcade, Uchiha Madara and Saitama did not go directly back to Saitama's house, but walked to the food section. Saitama planned to buy some vegetables on the way before going back.

"......(Two people walking silently)"

"Let's eat beef hotpot today, okay."

Both of them were very fast but very quiet. After a while, Saitama slowly spoke.

"It's up to you."

Listening to the bald devil's self-questioning question, Uchiha Madara knew that Saitama must want to eat beef hotpot. Since the chef has said what to eat, there is no point in saying anything. In the words of Uchiha Madara, this matter is: I am just telling you, not discussing it with you!

Fortunately, beef hotpot is also a kind of hotpot, and you can add other ingredients in it during the process. Otherwise, Uchiha Madara would not agree to the bald devil so readily.

"Step~..Trample Trample~.....(The two of them were on their way)"

With their speed, even without deliberately speeding up, they were still very fast, and soon arrived at the Bald Cape Man Supermarket in City Z.

"We're here."

Saitama said as he looked at the familiar bald caped man in front of him, and then he walked in first.

"Mom, this is delicious."

"This is good"

"Check this out"

"This thing is super cheap."

"......(Different voices)" x99

Before they even got close to the supermarket, they heard the voices of many people in the supermarket.

After entering the supermarket, Uchiha Madara and Saitama did not wander around, but went directly to the food specialty floor.

"......"

Soon they came to the food specialty floor. The food specialty floor was completely different from the other floors. It was noisier than the other floors and there were many different smells (food, seafood, meat, etc.)....）

Saitama walked skillfully in the food section, constantly looking for the food he wanted.

"How much is this?"

Saitama pointed at the beef on the table and asked

"310 yuan per pound."

The beef vendor replied to Saitama.

"Why is it so expensive? The supermarket's special offer frozen beef costs 310 yuan, which can buy five or six kilograms!"

Saitama frowned when he heard the price of beef. It was obvious that Saitama, who had always lived in special offer food, had forgotten the price of normal fresh ingredients.

"Sir, frozen beef and fresh beef are different. Fresh beef not only tastes several levels better than frozen beef, but is also much healthier."

After hearing the bald devil complain about the price, the vendor patiently explained the difference between the two.

"But this is too expensive. If you want to make beef hot pot, you have to buy beef worth one or two thousand yuan."

After listening to the vendor's explanation, Saitama still felt that the price of beef was too expensive.

"~~~~~~~~~(Speechless from the vendor)"

"Sir, there is no comparison between fresh beef and frozen beef. You will know once you try it at home."

Hearing that the bald devil still complained about the high price, the vendor was stunned for a while before adjusting his tone and persuading him

"But......"

This time, before Saitama could finish, he was interrupted by Uchiha Madara.

"I'll pay, just buy this."

Uchiha Madara couldn't stand the tedious communication between the two, so he said to the bald devil,"I'll pay."

""Okay, but boss, you have to give me a discount."

Hearing Uchiha Madara's domineering words, Saitama had no choice but to agree to buy this kind of beef, but Saitama still asked the boss for a discount.

"OK, let's say it's 300 yuan per pound. I guarantee that after you eat my fresh beef, you will never go to the supermarket to buy frozen beef again."

Apparently, the vendor is very experienced in dealing with this situation, and he advertises his products without offering much discount.

"~~~~~~~~(The bald devil who turned into a bargaining maniac)"

"It's still too expensive. I think 250 yuan a pound is good."

Hearing the vendor say 300 yuan a pound, Saitama still couldn't help but cut the price down to 250

""Brother, your bargaining ability is too fierce. I can't even break even. 290 is enough to make friends."

The vendor looked at Saitama who was still dissatisfied and had to give a middle price in a tone like treating a friend.

"290 yuan? Is this any different from the same price? 250!"

Saitama once again turned into a bargaining maniac and chopped at the vendor fiercely.

"~~~~~~~(Experienced vendor)"

"250 is absolutely not acceptable. The lowest price is 280. Otherwise, I can’t do anything about it."

Looking at the determined bald devil, the vendor had to lower the price again and gave a flat price.

"I still think it's too expensive, how about 260."

As expected, Saitama completely turned into a bargaining maniac, not caring about the vendor's feelings at all, and kept bargaining madly.

"~~~~~~~~(The vendor was beaten back by the bald devil)"

"I'm sorry, I can't afford 260."

After hesitating for a moment, the vendor said this, but it is unknown whether this sentence was to test Saitama's will or if it really meant this.

"I know your cost is probably only about 100 yuan, I think 260 is enough for you."

Saitama looked at the vendor with a look that said,"I know your cost." Saitama, who was so poor that he had to eat cabbage every day, naturally had developed a method of identifying costs.

"Sir, please stop joking. How can 100 yuan be possible? But since you are an expert, I won’t make money from you. I will charge you 270 yuan per kilogram.

The vendor’s face changed slightly, but his tone became more sincere.

"~~~~~~~~(Gaze from the bald devil)"

"......(Silence)"

"Let's go and take a look at the side."

Saitama stared at the vendor for a few seconds before turning to Uchiha Madara and said, then turned and walked to another stall.

"Wait, I'll give it to you, 260 is 260. Brother, I give in to you."

The vendor looked at Qi Qiyu who was about to leave and had no choice but to shout helplessly.

"Well, weigh 3 jin for me."

Hearing the vendor agree to 260 yuan per jin, Saitama came back again.

"OK"

"......(Time is speeding up)"

"Sir, the total is 780 yuan, cash or card?"

The vendor quickly weighed the meat, cut it and packed it in bags, and then told Saitama the price.

"~~~~~~~(The gaze from the bald devil)"

Saitama did not speak but turned to look at Uchiha Madara, motioning Uchiha Madara to come forward and pay.

"Step~...."

Uchiha Madara, who had been in a daze from the bargaining between the two men, also came back to his senses under the gaze of the bald devil, and then stepped forward and handed over the card.

"OK, please wait"

"bite~"

"You have completed your consumption, the consumption amount is 780 yuan!"

""Sir, this is your card."

The vendor looked at Uchiha Madara, who was in front of him and looked very imposing and dressed in designer clothes. He unconsciously changed the"you" he usually addressed to customers to the respectful"you", and handed the bank card, electronic receipt and the bag of beef to Uchiha Madara.

"You take it."

Uchiha Madara took the bank card and threw the receipt away, then handed the beef to the bald devil.

"Wait, where is your scroll?"

Saitama said to Uchiha Madara after taking the beef. It was obvious that the practical item scroll had impressed Saitama.

"It's just a few things, just take them directly."

Uchiha Madara looked at the little thing in the bald devil's hand and instantly lost the idea of taking out the item scroll.

"You should take one out, there will be more food later."

Saitama walked with the beef in his hand and turned back to Uchiha Madara and suggested

"Good!"

In order to prevent himself from being treated like a peddler by the Bald Demon King, Uchiha Madara directly took out an item scroll and handed it to the Bald Demon King.

"Well, let's continue to choose."

After taking the item scroll, Saitama put the food into the item scroll in front of everyone, and then looked around for the ingredients needed for the beef hot pot.

"Wow! What is that?"

"Oh my god, is that guy doing magic?"

"That's awesome!"

"Can that bald guy do magic or something else?"

".....(Different voices)"

The sudden disappearance of x29 items was not strange to Saitama, but it was like magic to the ordinary people around him. For a moment, the people who were buying food around him also looked at Saitama.

"~~~~~~(From the public’s attention)"

"~~~~~~~~~~(From the crowd)"

"Why are you looking at me? Is there something on my face?

Saitama, who had been stared at by everyone, turned around and asked Uchiha Madara curiously.

"Nothing."

Uchiha Madara replied calmly, and then ignored this bald devil whose IQ was completely off the charts.

"Oh~, is that so?"

Saitama touched his face and said uncertainly, but after seeing Uchiha Madara turned around, he did not ask any more questions.

"~~~~~~~~(People around are curious)"

"Look, that bald guy can perform magic!"

"Mom, have you seen it before? Which bald uncle can do magic?"

"Wow, so magical"

"Yeah, that’s so cool. Is this bald guy a magician?"

"......(Different voices)" x34

The people around who were buying food were still looking at Saitama with curious eyes.

"I said, what are you looking at?"

Saitama, who had been being watched, turned around helplessly and asked the people around him who were watching him.

"Uncle, are you a magician?"

"Yeah, are you a magician?"

""Brother, your magic just now was so cool."

Listening to Saitama's question, the people around him also answered the reason why they were watching Saitama.

"Magic? What kind of magic? How come I don't know it?"

Listening to the people around him saying that they can perform magic and that they are magicians, Saitama was confused.

"They are talking about item scrolls."

Looking at the bald devil with low IQ, Uchiha Madara reminded

"Oh~, so that's it. But there's nothing in the scroll. I've seen nothing but runes that I can't understand."

After listening to Uchiha Madara's hint, Saitama not only failed to understand but became even more confused. Saitama didn't understand why people were staring at a scroll that had nothing in it?

"~~~~~~~(Speechless Madara)"

"Let's continue shopping."