One Punch Man: My Neighbor is Saitama

A few minutes before Hungry Wolf defeated Golden Ball and Spring Beard,

Fang Xuan escaped from the shady barber shop in a state of embarrassment. He was covered in cold sweat.

"Oh my god, I never thought that a Saiyan like me would be forced to this point by a group of women.

Fang Xuan straightened his clothes that were about to be torn, and he couldn't help but feel a little scared.

Fortunately, he ran fast just now. If he continued like this, even the most tempered steel would be turned into soft silk sooner or later.

"This is not a barber shop, it's clearly a sex shop.

Fang Xuan's idea of relying on the barber shop to find a wig failed.......

On the street full of lights and wine, a short middle-aged greasy uncle was bragging to two girls with good figures and looks beside him, who looked like high-class social girls.

How should I put it? Men, after all, want to save face, so it is inevitable that they will exaggerate in front of girls to show their ability.

"Hey, hey, hey, the Hero Association should be very profitable, right?"

The tall girl on the left, with golden hair in a bun, holding a black bag in her hand, and her lips painted with thick lipstick asked the greasy uncle.

Although this greasy uncle is a waste, he can't help but talk, especially in public places like this street, knowing what can be said and what can't be said

"How can you say that about the Hero Association?"

"Our Hero Association upholds the belief of implementing justice. Besides, all our funds come from the support of various consortiums and the public."

"Our Hero Association has also invested all its funds in enforcing or maintaining justice."

"But maintaining peace is very expensive. We don't have enough money to spend. How can it be profitable as you say?"

The greasy uncle gestured with his fingers to indicate that all this was done for peace.

The blonde girl nodded as if she understood, then raised the expensive-looking bag in her hand and asked:"So, are you buying me this bag for peace as well?"

"Of course."

Another girl in a black gauze skirt, also a high-end socialite, asked:"Then you often patronize our store, is it also for peace?"

"Yes, this is all for peace."

The greasy uncle said this without blushing or beating his heart, without feeling guilty at all.

You have to know that the store that the girl in the black gauze skirt mentioned is not an ordinary store. It costs hundreds of thousands of yuan to spend a night there.

Therefore, even in a bright place, there will be a few parasites who argue and defend justice to satisfy their own needs. Even the Hero Association that implements justice is no exception.

At this time, look at this greasy uncle, patting his beer belly, and said diligently:"As an employee of the Hero Association, playing with you is also a necessary expense."

"After all, people like us who are at the forefront of the fight against evil need to release stress and relax appropriately to ensure that we have sufficient energy to face the disasters that may occur at any time."

"Haha, relax......."

"So, you have to come to my place every day to relax."

The two social girls would naturally not let go of this big money man in front of them. Although he looks terrible, he is rich.

"That's for sure, for sure."

The greasy uncle looked at the two beauties in front of him, and his heart couldn't help itching, wanting to do something else

"By the way, it suddenly occurred to me that I am also very familiar with the A-level hero Masked Sweetheart. I will bring him here next time."

The girl in the black gauze skirt was obviously excited after hearing this, and covered her mouth and said,"Really? I am his super fan."

But the other girl with blonde hair was not interested. She said calmly,"Compared to a handsome guy like him, I actually still like a brother like Mr. Fang Xuan. After all, the strongest warrior sounds very safe. Ah~ No, I can't walk just thinking about it."

The greasy uncle was obviously very good at this kind of communication. He also smiled and boasted,"This is such a coincidence. Fang Xuan and I are also friends and we have a very good relationship. Next time I will take you to meet him."

Although Fang Xuan's identity has only been exposed recently, his strength and deeds have spread on the Internet. Relying on his strong strength, Fang Xuan's popularity, especially among female groups, is not inferior to those handsome idols. After all, a sense of security is what women need most.

The greasy uncle also intends to use Fang Xuan's name to have a good time. After all, bragging is not illegal. Sure enough, after hearing that the greasy uncle knew Fang Xuan, the blonde girl's eyes lit up and said,"Really? I'm a die-hard fan of Lord Fang Xuan."

The greasy uncle smiled and said,"Of course, but if you want me to invite both of them together, it will be a very troublesome thing. If you can kiss me at this time, maybe I will consider it."

After hearing what the greasy uncle said, the two girls hesitated a little, because they were really just the kind of girls who were there for social events. With their outstanding figures and looks, they were only selling their skills and not their bodies. Of course, if the customer was an outstanding person, such as a super powerful S-class hero like Fang Xuan, it would not be impossible for something else to happen.

But now they were facing a greasy uncle, which made the two hesitate.

"Oh, should I kiss her or not?"

"Are you telling the truth?"

Just as the girl in the black gauze skirt hesitated, the blonde girl, who was a die-hard fan of Fang Xuan, was obviously shaken.

The greasy uncle saw that the blonde girl, who had not even let him hold her hand before, was about to be conquered by him, and he was ready to take advantage of the victory. However, before he could speak, another voice answered for him.

"of course it's true"

"You said so, old friend."

After hearing the voice, the greasy uncle turned his head, and after seeing the face of the person behind him clearly, he widened his eyes and began to tremble all over.

"you...Who are you...."

"Mr. Fang Xuan!"

The two girls shouted in surprise when they saw the person behind them.

That's right, it was Fang Xuan who spoke just now. He was looking for a wig and was about to ask passers-by where to get a wig when he suddenly heard three people chatting. They also mentioned his name. With curiosity, he walked over to listen and found that this greasy man was bragging under the name of his friend. The middle-aged man who was looking at Fang Xuan was almost scared to death at this time. As an employee of the Hero Association, he certainly knew Fang Xuan.

Then, when the two girls were surprised, Fang Xuan raised his hand, and saw this greasy and fat uncle directly took off from the ground and rushed into the sky, wanting to be shoulder to shoulder with the moon. Then Fang Xuan controlled his telekinesis to make him fall rapidly.

""Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Although the screams were getting closer, Fang Xuan did not look back at the man who claimed to be his old friend, but continued to use his telekinesis to throw him into the sky again when he was about to fall to the ground.

Fang Xuan looked at the two girls with their mouths wide open and explained calmly:"Don't worry, this is just a daily routine between me and my old friend."

Fang Xuan spoke like a devil's whisper, and the middle-aged greasy uncle was about to wet his pants due to the stimulation of the infinite cycle of free fall.

"I'm so sorry, Master Fang Xuan, ahhh! I shouldn't have used your name to deceive people, ahhh, I was wrong, please let me go......."

On the busy street, screams were heard from mid-air.