One Punch of Justice

Er Xinglong, who had never seen a sinister heart, almost fell into the hands of an old woman.

In the past, this was not a problem at all, it could send this old thing to heaven with one paw.

But now with Saitama watching, no matter how stupid Er Xinglong is, he knows that he can't kill people under his nose, so he was at a loss for a while, looking around helplessly, like a child with hundreds of tons.

"well……"

Say it doesn't matter, but if you really meet, you still have to take care of it.

Saitama scratched his head and was about to go up to help out.

But at this moment, Er Xinglong seemed to have thought of some bad idea suddenly. His eyes lit up, and he tripped the old woman on the ground again with a flirtatious leg, and then ran away, explaining while running: "Then just pretend that I don't care about anything." Haven't done it!"

The onlookers were shocked.

This guy really dares to do it!

Some people think Erxinglong has done a good job, while others think it should be stopped.

But Er Xinglong's size looked like a monster again, no one dared to take the initiative to stand up.

There was no excitement to watch, and the crowd gradually dispersed.

Saitama also turned around and left, thinking that the comedian is actually a pretty good person, but if he has been by his side, let's forget it.

Wandering around, looking at the scenery of another world.

There are comics, figures, and game consoles.

Standing at the door of the department store, Saitama reached out and took out his pocket, only to realize that although he had hundreds of millions in the previous world, but now he has no money.

"never mind……"

Putting his hands in his pockets, Saitama turned and left: "Anyway, those comics are probably not good-looking..."

Saying so, in fact, I still want to see it in my heart.

So along the way, Saitama lowered his head and kept watching to see if there was any money that was dropped on the ground and no one picked it up.

He was lucky.

After taking two steps, I suddenly saw a five hundred yuan coin on the ground!

Looking around carefully, Saitama stepped forward and picked up the five hundred yuan coin.

He squinted his eyes at the coin in his hand.

Saitama tried hard to convince himself...

It's only five hundred yuan, so it shouldn't be handed over to the police...

Just thinking about it.

Suddenly there was a cry for help from across the road!

"Help! Someone is robbing!!!"

Saitama raised his head suddenly, and the whole person leaped over the railing street like the wind, landed on the opposite side of the road, and fell to the ground with a hand knife to the orc robber!

At this time, a tiger-headed monster suddenly popped out from the corner of the street. He was an accomplice of the robber, and he shot Saitama on the forehead with a submachine gun!

A round of bullets hit with precision.

If this is the perspective of the game, the following damage display should appear above Saitama's head.

"-0HP"

"-0HP"

"-0HP"

...

It's a pity that this is the real world, and there is no damage display to remind the tiger-headed monster that what he did was actually an invalid attack.

He never saw Saitama's head blooming, and he always felt that he missed it.

I thought it was strange.

How did my marksmanship become so bad today?

But when he hit it, he suddenly realized that something was wrong!

That bald man walked over straight from the hail of bullets!

After three magazines, he was fine!

One of them was even fired at a distance of less than one meter, and I could even clearly see the trajectory of the bullet bouncing off his body...

The tiger-headed monster opened its mouth wide in fright,

At this time, no matter how stupid he is, he should know that bullets are useless to this guy.

The tiger-headed monster turned and wanted to run away.

But it was too late.

Saitama took out a peanut from the bag in his hand and lightly threw it towards the guy.

In a second, his head exploded!

If this is the game perspective, the following data display should appear on the head of the tiger-headed monster:

"-99999999HP (critical strike!) (back attack!) (broken defense!)"

Kahn's fight against goblin slingers is nothing more than that.

Clapping his hands, Saitama turned around and went back, picked up the backpack of the robber on the ground, walked over and returned it to the shopkeeper who was still calling the police in the shop.

"ah……"

Holding the phone, the shopkeeper looked at the lost backpack and couldn't believe it.

Is the efficiency of the police so high?

Before I get through the phone call, they have already predicted to help me get the money back?

this bald...

It must be plain clothes!

"Oh! Thank you, Mr. Policeman!"

The shop owner enthusiastically shook Saitama's hand, and expressed his thanks again and again: "This is the most expensive cat in our shop. If it is robbed, I will be finished. I really don't know how to thank you..."

cat?

Saitama was taken aback.

He opened the zipper of the backpack, and sure enough there was a fluffy kitten curled up in a corner in horror, not daring to move or make a sound.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

They all fired their guns, thinking they were robbing money.

Turns out it's just a cat...

Really.

How valuable is a cat? Do you want to work so hard...

The shop owner carefully carried the kitten out, put it back into its nest, and said casually, "This little guy's pedigree is very precious, worth about 5 million yuan. I was really scared to death just now..."

Ha ha……

Even if I pick up five hundred yuan a day, it will take me twenty-seven years...

Saitama laughed dryly.

Just thought I didn't say it.

Waving his hand, Saitama turned around and was about to leave: "That's it, I'll go first..."

"Ah! Please wait a moment!"

The shop owner ran back quickly, took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and stuffed them into Saitama's hands: "You have helped me a lot, I can't let you suffer, this is my small thank you, I hope you don't refuse..."

"I don't need the money, I have it."

Saitama said so, and added another sentence in his heart: Although it is only five hundred yuan...

"Is that so?"

The shopkeeper was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly said: "So you are the young master of a rich family! That's really rude... But you helped me, I must express my gratitude..." At this point, the shopkeeper thought for a while, This kind of rich family must have pets, so why not give him the best pet rations that were recently bought in the store and specially fed to that cat!

Think about it and do it.

The shopkeeper immediately bent down, took out two large boxes of cat food from the cabinet below, and stuffed them into Saitama's hands.

"If you don't want the money, please accept this!"

The owner looked at Saitama sincerely and said: "Although it is cat food, pet dogs, pet pigs or pet dinosaurs can all be fed. My young master, your pets will definitely like this, I promise!"

"Well... well then..."

...

Just like that, Saitama sat on a park bench with two boxes of cat food in his arms.

Say it's for pets...

But I didn't raise anything at all...

Saitama is in trouble.

At this time, behind the bench, a green figure suddenly emerged from the grass.

"master!"

Two-Star Dragon rubbed his hands at Saitama like a dog's legs and smiled, "I've been hiding here just now, but I didn't expect you to come here, so it seems that there really is a very wonderful fate between us..."

Saitama looked at Erxinglong, and then looked down at the cat food in his hand.

ah……

Seems like it might come in handy...