One Punch of Justice

Chapter 293 In this case, I can only come up with my bottom joke

"Dididi, alert, alert!"

"Danger factor reaction confirmed!"

When they walked to the gate of the association headquarters, such a voice suddenly came from the loudspeaker.

Saitama looked at the closed door of the Heroes Association in confusion: "It seems that something has been detected, what is this?"

"Should be a metal detector or something..."

Hei Jing, who was behind Saitama, obviously had more experience in the world: "Those wire hangers and broken pans buried in the ruins, it should be fine to throw them away."

"No, it still works."

Saitama waved his hands again and again, then looked at the door for a while, and found that he didn't seem to be going to open the door, so he could only scratch his head helplessly: "Maybe something is broken, this kind of electronic product is prone to minor problems..."

"never mind."

Saitama took two steps back and hooked his fingers towards Kurojing and Pochi, and then Kurojing and Pochi were suddenly sucked into Saitama's palm by an inexplicable suction force!

Hei Jing hadn't realized what was going on, but suddenly felt his body speed up!

It actually flew into the sky!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!?"

Hei Jing was taken aback, and looked up at Saitama who had a fishy face: "Master, you obviously don't have wings, so you can fly?"

"Well?"

Saitama came back to his senses, bowed his head and said: "...Well, you can learn it at a glance. If you understand the principle, it's actually not that difficult."

oh……

It's terrible!

Hei Jing didn't dare to speak, thinking that perhaps the bald man with the highest combat power in the Heroes Association was a superpower like Tornado.

Able to unilaterally beat an awakened hungry wolf.

At least ten times stronger than the tornado...

call……

It's really lucky to be able to entangle him!

...

And not long after Saitama flew away, an armed robot rushed out from the headquarters of the Heroes Association.

However, after looking around and failing to find the target, he retreated again.

...

After returning home.

Saitama pushed open the door, and the first thing he saw was KING who was helping to watch the house.

"Oh. Saitama is back."

KING stood up, and then saw Kurojing and Pochi in Saitama's hands: "Huh?...The one in your hand, Saitama, I seem to have seen it before..."

K... KING! ?

Hei Jing was almost scared out of his wits when he heard this voice!

Difficult...Could it be that this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association! ?

Oops!

I didn't expect this situation beforehand!

If KING recognizes me, there is no doubt that I will be instantly killed by KING's qigong mystery—Purgatory Wushuang Explosive Heat Wave Cannon!

Big crisis!

Even when I was the strongest, I was no match for KING's momentum together with the tramp Emperor, Natural Water, and Da Jiongyan, let alone the current self and the shrunken Pochi?

Don't panic!

This is the time to test my adaptability!

"That's right!"

Hei Jing didn't wait for KING to finish the rest of the sentence, he jumped out of Saitama's hand at that time, and made a very public appearance: "I am the most popular comedian nowadays, and NTV's 'Ling I can play the leading role in the dimple in "I Can 100%", please take care of me, KING-san."

"...Is there such a show?"

KING looked at Hei Jing's appearance, his eyes with three scars seemed to be shining with a sense of oppression, and the emperor's engine also started at the right time: "I think you are more like a certain cadre of the Weird Association..."

Oops... Oops!

Completely seen through by KING!

Heijing looked as steady as an old dog, but he was already sweating profusely.

But even if he is seen through, he can only bite the bullet and continue acting!

Thinking of this, Hei Jing quietly glanced at Saitama next to him, thinking that no matter what KING thinks, as long as this bald man believes in me, KING should not be able to turn against him...

In this case……

"Hmph, so in order to prove myself, it seems that I can only show my unique skills here..."

Hei Jing pretended to be calm and confident and smiled, and wiped his nose: "This is a joke that I kept in the bottom of the box. I believe that once you read it, you will never have any doubts about my identity as a comedian, KING sang... ..."

KING once singled out four dragon-level cadres on the frontal battlefield of the Heroes Association and the Monster Association, and Black Spirit was of course among them.

Although they were very similar, King remembered that the cadre of the Weird Association should have been killed by a hungry wolf.

So I am not sure about the identity of the unknown creature in front of me who looks like a cadre of the Monster Association.

But when Hei Jing suddenly heard that he wanted to prove himself, KING sat down dubiously, looked at Hei Jing with Saitama, and waited for him to make jokes.

"Since Master and King-san are equipped, I will start!"

Black Spirit took a deep breath.

Then he raised his right hand and grabbed the tentacles on the top of his head with an arrogant expression:

"Don't underestimate me, uncle."

...

Saitama: "..."

KING: "..."

After a long time...

KING asked Saitama in a low voice: "...Is this puzzling joke very popular nowadays?"

"No, I don't know anything about trends."

Saitama waved his hand, frowned at Hei Jing and said, "But no matter how you look at it, this joke is not funny at all."

Hei Jing sighed, with a lonely expression on his face: "So I was fired after that."

After finishing speaking, Hei Jing lowered his head and quietly looked at Saitama and KING with his eyes.

Heart beating fast.

I don't know if my words can make them trust me.

However, perhaps it was God's will.

At this moment, the entire surface of the Heroes Association suddenly shook violently!

Saitama looked up: "Ah, an earthquake?"

KING originally subconsciously wanted to hide under the table to take refuge, but immediately, the communicator sent to KING by the Heroes Association lit up, and the voices of senior officials of the association came from inside.

"Hello!? Is it Mr. KING!?"

"It's not good! Miss Tornado suddenly got angry in the underground research room of the association, and the wave of super power caused a large area of ​​destruction!"

"Other S-ranks can't be counted on!"

"Now I can only ask Mr. King to stop Miss Tornado!"

...

"Ah, so it wasn't an earthquake."

After KING finished listening, he quickly hung up the phone and said to Saitama, "Can I please Saitama?"

"no problem."

Saitama made an OK gesture and walked out of the room: "...But I'm really sorry, although I found it back temporarily, but the game console I borrowed from you last time broke down, and it was crushed to pieces by the collapsed house..."

KING froze for a moment: "...ah, don't worry about it, that's okay."

"Really!? You are so kind, KING!"

Saitama rushed out without saying a word, and soon disappeared, leaving only an echo: "I'll go and stop the chaos right away!"

KING certainly believes in Saitama's ability.

But until then, let's evacuate to the open space.

So when KING hurried to the open space outside, only he, Hei Jing, and Pochi were left beside him...

And when KING took a careful look at Hei Jing, he found that Hei Jing was also looking at him carefully.

"cough……"

KING coughed lightly, and looked at Heijing pretending to be cold from the corner of his eye: "Whether you are a cadre of the Weird Association or not, let's forget it this time. If everything is safe in the future, I will not take action. Do you agree?"

Hei Jing nodded like a pounding garlic: "Agreed!"

That's it.

Both KING and Hei Jing breathed a sigh of relief.

What luck.

Almost got killed...

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