One Punch of Justice

"This is actually quite simple..."

Saitama looked at his hands, turned his head and said to Zhai Kou: "...It's like sitting on a cotton sofa and farting, as long as you slowly control and let the fart go in, it's about the level where you can't make a sound ..."

"well?"

"That...why did you kneel down?"

...

Zhai Kou got up from the ground, sniffed, and sat down in a corner.

Saitama saw Zhai Kou's galaxy communicator dropped on the ground.

He went over and picked it up, ready to return it to Zhai Kou.

But a subconscious glance.

Saitama saw Zhai Kou's unedited passage on the screen of the communicator...

【Are you there? Gold Broker! 】

[Please be sure to arrange a schedule, so that comedians Abyssy and Alita will perform their favorite funny shows about five hours later on Star Atra. 】

【I met my father who I haven't seen since I was born! 】

[I'm so happy that I'm about to cry! 】

[I want to live with him, even for a month. 】

[I want to give him all the best things I can! 】

[This is a lifetime request! please! 】

...

Saitama blinked.

The footsteps stopped slightly.

Then he walked to Zhai Kou and sat down, and put the Galaxy Communicator in his palm.

"...Suddenly remembered something."

Saitama said slowly: "If the world is a ball, you can adjust the rotation speed to control the relative time passing speed, then can you go back in time and space by reversing the direction of rotation?"

...

"...Theoretically, it is possible."

Zhai Kou's hand holding the Galaxy communicator hangs down, even his tone is lifeless: "But the torrents of the world are surging and turbulent, and ordinary people can't touch them at all...Even the angels who are as strong as the previous universes can only reverse their rotation for three minutes That's all...it's because reversing time is too dangerous, so there is no other choice, and the gods generally use time rings to travel through time and space to travel power..."

Saitama asked curiously: "...is there any difference?"

Zhai Kou replied weakly: "One is to reverse the world, and the other only needs to jump itself..."

"That's it..."

Saitama stood up: "I understand."

As if he had made up his mind, Saitama walked towards the distance, ready to try something.

"correct……"

Just when he was not far away.

Saitama suddenly stopped in his tracks, turned his head and shouted to Zhai Kou: "Well... If there is a performance by a comedian, let's watch it together!"

! ! !

Zhai Kou, who was still squatting in the corner frustrated, jumped up when he heard this sentence!

Unbelievable looking back.

Zhai Kou saw Saitama smiling and giving him a thumbs up!

Then Zhai Kou also laughed.

He hadn't smiled so happily since his mother left!

"clear!"

Zhai Kou quickly turned on the Galaxy communicator in his hand, and he couldn't wait to send out the edited news!

He was as excited as when he received a gift from his mother for the first time when he was one year old.

That afternoon.

After Saitama made some kind of attempt, he learned a lot of magical arts from Zhai Kou that only Kaiwangshen was allowed to master.

Then that night.

A spaceship has landed on the planet Atla.

Two comedians who are well-known in the North Galaxy - Abyssie and Alita are here.

For them, Zhai Kou specially arranged a grand welcome ceremony.

everything's ready.

Sitting on a high platform in the temple.

Saitama and Zhai Kou share the same table.

The table was full of food, including the Puta bird eggs that Zhai Kou bought back from Centaur 3 by teleporting.

It looks unpalatable.

But that's nothing...

In the center of the temple, it is said that Abyssy and Alita, the most popular comedians in the Northern Galaxy, are performing funny shows in the language of an unknown planet.

Zhai Kou laughed out loud.

Saitama sat there with a dazed expression on his face.

"Hahaha! Dad, did you hear that? He was learning the Namek dialect just now!"

"I'm convinced! I can even think of the homonym Gen between the languages ​​of different planets! You are indeed the strongest comedian in the Northern Galaxy!"

"Oh! Dad, look! They're satirizing this year's North Galaxy Budokai champion who received endorsements indiscriminately!"

"Hahaha...it's so interesting!"

...

"Ha ha……"

Saitama sat there with twitching eyes, trying to agree with a dry smile: "...that's right, it's really interesting."

...

For the next few days, Saitama and Zhai Kou have been learning magic arts together.

Also through the learned magic, I learned the ins and outs of the previous disasters on the earth.

In these few days.

Zhai Kou is very happy every day, full of energy.

For Zhai Kou, who has the blood of a demigod and has a lifespan of more than one billion years, compared to human beings, he is still just a newborn child.

By Saitama's side, he is no longer the stable and reliable cosmic hero.

And become more like a child.

I want to give my father all the things I like.

Everything else is fine.

However, Saitama resolutely rejected Zhai Kou's invitation to drama and song and dance performances.

This made Zhai Kou somewhat disappointed.

But soon cheered up again, and talked to Saitama about his dreams and his previous life alone.

Saitama rarely speaks.

Pretty much just a listener.

But Zhai Kou still enjoys it, and keeps excitedly sharing his life and hope for the future with Saitama.

Then……

Finally one day.

"I gotta go."

Saitama and Zhai Kou said: "... If the world goes back, will there be any bad effects?"

"The world goes back, and everything goes back to the past."

Zhai Kou obviously knew that Saitama was going to do this for a long time, and he was not surprised at this kind of question: "But what happened in the past still exists after all. If it is an unforgettable memory, I think... more or less it will still happen. Keep it in your mind?"

Saitama nodded: "That's it... I know."

"dad……"

Zhai Kou looked into Saitama's eyes with a complicated expression: "In the future...will you come again?"

"……Will do."

Saitama waved his hand, and the figure disappeared from the spot in an instant.

next second.

He has teleported back to Earth.

He stretched out his hand and smashed the barriers of the world with one punch.

Jumping out of this world, in the middle of the passage between the two worlds, Saitama saw Tianwaitian, which he had never noticed before, and clearly found the "ball" representing the world and the orbit representing the timeline.

Saitama held out his hand.

Captured the timeline that should have existed only in "concepts" and could not be captured by physical means!

Then……

Toggle in the opposite direction of the ball's rotation!