One Punch of Justice

"Although he unilaterally called me Dad..."

Saitama frowned and thought: "But I always feel that he is very serious, so it's not easy to refute him... But I don't remember when I had such a child..."

"That's it..."

The first reaction in KING's mind was that Saitama must have drunk a lot that night.

And it's not easy for a mother to raise a child by herself.

After groping around for a long time, KING found a ruby ​​chest badge that he carried with him and stuffed it into Saitama's hand: "Although it's a bit late, I hope you don't dislike it. This is a gift from me to my child."

"There is also gift money... I will give it to Saitama when I go back..."

"By the way, how old is Saitama's child? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Is it as strong as Saitama?"

...

"Hey..."

Saitama quickly reached out his hand to stop King's endless questioning: "I'm here to discuss with you how to solve the problem, why did it suddenly create so many problems..."

"Ah, that's true."

KING reacted and asked: "So what is Saitama troubled about? How to get along with the child as a father? Still don't know what name to give the child? Or maybe I want to make up the wedding, I hope I can give Saitama Any suggestion?"

"Probably the first type..."

Saitama thought for a while: "Because I have never had this kind of experience before, so I don't know what to do. I need to live with him, and go to the amusement park with him every Sunday?"

"...It hit my blind spot of knowledge again."

"I'm just a nerd, not a cash..."

KING said with some distress: "Although I often play dating games, in reality, let alone parenting experience, I don't even have dating experience..."

"Speaking of which, I really envy Saitama-san."

Speaking of this, KING sighed slightly: "Real love is not as beautiful as in love games, and women are rarely as gentle and considerate as in games or comics. If you can skip the step of getting married and have a child directly like Saitama If so, it’s actually quite enviable…”

Saitama was stunned by the words: "...Ah, so this is an enviable thing?"

"For today's low-desire society, yes."

KING began to use his brain constantly, trying to remember: "But if I have to talk about experience...then I can only give advice to Saitama based on the experience I have learned from comics or TV dramas."

"One, accompany more, study or play video games with your children."

"Second, communicate more, especially during the child's rebellious period, you must pay attention to the way and frequency of communication, so as to make your relationship better."

"Three, encourage more and help more. No matter how good a child is, he is still a child. He is not able to bear so much pressure like adults like us. Helping children out of adversity is also the responsibility of a father..."

...

Seeing that KING began to preach endlessly again.

Saitama quickly interrupted: "Ah, wait, wait, I said so much at once, I can't remember at all..."

KING picked up a pen from the desk next to him: "Then I will write these in a notebook and give it to Saitama."

"..."

Saitama sat there, and sighed after a long time: "I always feel very troublesome..."

...

Looking at Saitama's frowning face.

King also sighed.

"Ahhhhhh..."

"Is Saitama too dissatisfied?"

Looking at Saitama, KING said very seriously: "Whether it is the strongest or life, Saitama is quite dissatisfied, so I feel lonely... Before, I only knew that Saitama was very strong, and there were no enemies. It can’t be defeated, but I don’t know what kind of concept it is…”

"But since I also started to practice, I finally understand..."

"Where you are, Saitama, what kind of height is that?"

"In two years, I went from knowing nothing to becoming the Red Dragon Emperor today..."

KING paced back and forth in the study room: "From the perspective of ordinary people, I have done a good job, but to be honest, occasionally, I also feel pain..."

Saitama froze for a moment: "Painful? Why?"

"...Yeah, why do you feel pain?"

KING smiled: "For example...you happen to have such a little talent, enough for you to covet the strongest palace, but not enough for you to enter, so you can only line up with countless people outside the door, trying your best but just to be able to Take a peek through the crack of the door..."

"You lingered in front of the door, but couldn't knock on that door..."

"You sat slumped, thinking that this was the greatest regret in the world, but you vaguely heard a sigh coming from the hall..."

"I've lost my feelings because I'm too strong, and I can't cheer up whatever I do..."

...

Speaking of this, KING looked at Saitama very seriously: "The same is true in life. Mr. Saitama has already obtained the life that many people dream of but can't get. Why do you think it is troublesome?"

Saitama blinked blankly: "KING, what you said is so profound..."

KING coughed lightly twice: "That's what it says in the comics."

...

"Even if you say that, KING, it's impossible for me to do it all at once..."

Saitama rested his left arm on his thigh and touched his chin: "Anyway...let's try it."

After that, Saitama and KING chatted for a long time.

Then we had a very sumptuous dinner in KING's palace.

"……correct."

While eating, KING suddenly remembered: "The other world Saitama went to last time, I should be able to go now, right?"

"Ah, all right."

Saitama chewed on the special barbecue, nodded and said: "Not only KING, but I will also go to Sonic and Fo...what the hell, after helping them recover, it will be considered clean..."

"That's it."

KING nodded, and then asked, "Speaking of which, what was the other world that Saitama went to last time? Is it the same legend of the brave as this world, or is it that the elf queen who has become popular in recent years summons humans to fight against the dark elf queen?" story?"

"Ah, neither."

Saitama waved his hand: "The person I met has death..." At this point, Saitama paused, and then thought for a long time before he remembered: "Ah, it's the ability called 'Return by Death', which is related to the ability of the save file in the game. , file reading is very similar."

"Death returns..."

KING immediately understood, nodded and said: "I understand, that world should be a popular 'time-space retrospective' game a few years ago. This type of game has changed the previous model of the protagonist's continuous upgrade and strengthening of the dungeon, and changed it to a game with no hands. The protagonist of the power to bind the chicken collects information through countless deaths, and then travels back in time and space to pass each level through the collected information..."

"If I go to that world, because I'm not the protagonist, of course I don't have the ability to return after death..."

"but……"

in an instant.

KING's emperor engine sounded, and a domineering arrogance to fight against the heavens and the earth rushed into the sky: "Clearing customs with one life is my specialty. Even if it is a Zhou Mu where the plot must die, I may not be able to find a way to reverse my fate!"

Saitama applauded again and again: "Oh, what a strong momentum, KING!"

"If it's a game."

KING smiled and glanced at Saitama: "I am the one who sighs in the hall... But I will definitely not feel bored like Saitama, but will say: Sorry, I am too strong. This kind of show off."