Online Game Dragon Grammar
Chapter 271: Gay guys can't be messed with
Chapter 271: I can’t afford to offend gay people. Although the team is broken up, Laohua still occasionally contacts us. But after all, he is the leader of the gang. He is slowly becoming very busy and has nothing to chat with.
The time for spanking becomes less and less, so the number of contacts gradually becomes less and less!
Later, my brother got used to the life of a loner and was too lazy to harass others for fun. The old man slowly withdrew from my world and began to live a solitary life in the Raikage!
But having said that, since we are from the same main city, this guy still likes to call me "brother" when he sees me, which makes the people in their union always think that I am their big brother!
To be honest, I feel a lot of pressure when being called "Brother" by an uncle when nothing happens. By the way, in the whole team, Brother is the youngest one. When I am called "Brother Yu" by a group of old men when nothing happens, I am even more like Alexander!
Before leaving the Raikage, I also called this guy, but he was probably still busy with Raikage affairs and didn't answer my call. He wasn't there when I played the game, so I called him after I sold out the equipment.
He left a message and went offline with Birdman to corrupt, hmm, and then this guy was so gorgeous that I forgot about him...
Okay, back to the topic, 0.0001 seconds after Laohua showed his ID, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment and said: "Laohua, why are you here?"
"You put your staff away first and then say no, look at your staff, I'm afraid..." Laohua said to me as if she was afraid of being turned around!
"I'm afraid of your sister..." I laughed and cursed, but I still put away the staff in my hand and pulled this guy up from the ground!
While speaking, the five-second cooldown time of Dark Slowness has passed. The next time you want to use this trick, you will have to wait until half an hour later. It takes a bit long, but it is worth it, with a 100% deceleration success rate.
, what does half an hour count?
The Birdman and the Nanny also gathered around. When they saw it was Laohua, without saying a word, they stepped forward and gave him a good beating. They only stopped after the Laohua whined and begged for mercy!
"Tell me, why are you here, and why are you robbing me of some explosive things?" I asked, holding up my staff!
"Hehe, I followed you halfway, and then I kept following you. Well, luckily you cleared all the monsters on the road, otherwise I wouldn't be able to follow you so easily!"
The old man said with a mean smile on his face. That expression made people want to slap him to death!
"Damn, you actually molested us?" Yin Jian said in shock!
Hearing this, I almost spit out a mouthful of blood. Damn it, Silver Arrow, who taught you Chinese?
The dad on the side couldn't listen anymore, carefully pulled Yinjian's sleeve, and whispered: "It's following!"
"Yes, it was an attempted indecent assault, and I was caught by Brother Yu. Damn it, otherwise I would really have done it to you..." Yin Jian said loudly!
Hearing this, a group of people vomited three liters of blood!
"Silver Arrow, why don't we say anything? Don't be embarrassed..." Birdman looked at Silver Arrow with tears in his eyes and said, his expression was as ecstatic as he wanted to be!
Silver Arrow also wanted to say Shenma, but Birdman and Dad jointly held his mouth shut, so he couldn't say anything anymore!
"Okay, continue..." I looked at Yinjian who was speechless and said to myself: "I don't blame you, I blame your Chinese teacher for letting you out before finishing teaching you..."
Laohua shuddered, being shocked by Silver Arrow, and then continued: "I saw you guys finished beating the boss just now, and I originally planned to go out and have a bubble, but when daddy shook off those equipment, **
I picked it up when I was sick, and you caught me before I could run away..." After saying that, this guy still looked aggrieved, obviously unwilling to be beaten out of the invisible prototype by me!
"Come on, if you speak any slower, my brothers will probably whip you to death!" Birdman said!
"Uh, don't..." Laohua said in shock!
"Bullshit, take out the thing, damn, my brother hasn't even looked at it yet, you dare to rob it, are you looking for death?" Birdman said with a grin!
"Uh, get used to it..." Laohua whispered.
This guy is used to being a thief. When the enemy union kills the boss, he likes to sneak into other people's houses and snatch things away the moment the boss explodes the equipment, making people happy for nothing. He can be said to be the one that makes enemy players hate and gnash their teeth.
However, there was nothing he could do about it. The union executives who had become enemies with him for a while surrounded the boss tightly every time they killed it, fearing that this kid would accidentally turn him around.
I took advantage of the opportunity and took away the equipment I got!
"Get used to it, sister, take out the things before we talk..." I also said, Damn, after fighting for so long, this old boy grabbed all the things before I even saw them! It made me very depressed.
!
Seeing a group of people looking like they were about to eat him, this guy didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore. He reached out and took something out of his bag, then clicked on the transaction column and said to me: "Here, take it..."
Click OK, and immediately, three pieces of equipment that have not yet been identified appear in my bag!
"You, why are you so mean? You were beaten to a pulp by Brother Yu!!!" My dad looked like you were miserable, stretched out his hand and waved the bare scepter in his hand, and suddenly, there was a white light.
It landed on Laohua's body and brought back most of his Qi and blood. Dad's current healing technique can almost bring back 1000+ Qi and blood. It is more powerful than the third-level life potion. It is really a murderous thing.
essential personnel!
Without further ado, I took out the equipment from the bag, including an armor, a pair of boots, and a small dagger. The weapons were flashing with light. They were obviously good things. I couldn't help but look at them carefully!
[Tri-Color War Armor] [Fine Iron Weapon] Level: 25 Required Occupation: Warrior Defense: +45 [Unidentified] Introduction: A war armor made of the bear skin of a tri-color bear. Put it on and it will make your body
Get powerful protection!
[Tricolor Leather Boots] [Fine Iron Weapon] Level: 25 Required Occupation: Archer Defense: +39 [Unidentified] Introduction: Leather boots made from the bear skin of the tricolor bear. Wearing them can make your
The body moves more briskly!
[Tricolor Dagger] [Fine Iron Weapon] Level: 25 Required Profession: Assassin Attack: +200 [Unidentified] Introduction: A dagger made from the fangs of a tricolor bear. Equip it and you can look like a tricolor bear.
Same, easily slit the enemy's throat and deprive them of their lives!
Damn, this tri-colored bear is really generous. It gives you three pieces of level 25 equipment, and it has not been identified as fine iron. If it is identified, the level will probably be improved a little, and maybe one or two more will be found.
A piece of silverware. If this is really the case, then this mission will be sent!
Not to mention anything else, the attributes of these equipment are no less than the initial capabilities of level 20 silverware. Take the silverware helmet [Kaga's Head] on the top of Combat Power's head as an example, its initial defense
The strength is only 40 points, and it is still a level 20 black iron weapon. However, the three pieces of equipment in front of me, aside from the fact that the [tricolor dagger] is a weapon, the initial defense power of the other two pieces of equipment is the same as Kaga's head.
The initial defense power of the two is almost the same. If this is identified, it won’t be much worse!
Needless to say, the [three-color dagger] has an attack power as high as 200 before it is identified. If it is identified, damn, its attack power is definitely not much worse than my fire staff. You know, my fire method
The staff is a genuine silver weapon. Although it is only level 15, because it is sealed, its actual equipment attributes are even comparable to level 20 silver weapons. This means that the attack of this three-color dagger
It is as powerful as a level 20 silver weapon. Damn, this weapon is enough to turn a human shield dedicated to a tank into a high-output profession. If this falls into the hands of an assassin from a hostile player, it will be a complete disaster.
Nightmare, considering the assassin's high critical hit rate, basically few guys can withstand the assassin's three swords, including me!
"What a good thing!" I looked at these three pieces of equipment and couldn't help laughing and said, Damn, all the hard work all morning was indeed in vain. These three pieces of equipment are enough to make any player crazy!
"Brother Yu, how's the equipment?" Birdman asked!
After hearing this, I made a illustrated guide of the attributes of the three pieces of equipment and sent it to the team channel!
"Haha, brother's boots are here!" Silver Arrow pulled Birdman's hand off his mouth and laughed loudly!
"The attributes of this three-color armor are so awesome. It seems to be...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Birdman said frantically!
The combat power has been completely speechless, but my dad and I are relatively calm. Damn, your character is not good. Every time the equipment explodes, it doesn't matter to us!
"Brother Yu, what kind of equipment are you sending to me?" Laohua came up and said!
"Here, take a look for yourself!" I privately sent the illustrated guide to Laohua.
Unexpectedly, after reading the equipment diagram, this guy grabbed me and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Yu, dagger... dagger... dagger!"
"It's nothing!" I curled my lips and said!
"Brother Yu, no, I want a dagger. At worst, I will be yours in life and your ghost in death. If you ask me to go east, I will never go west. If you ask me to chase away dogs, I will never catch chickens.
I can go to hell for you, and I can even make love with you..." As he said this, he wiped all the snot and tears all over my body. Damn, I screamed so disgustingly that I almost refused to let him go.
I vomited out the overnight meal!
"Get out of bed..." I couldn't help but feel a chill...
"Brother Yu, you can't be so cruel..." Laohua pulled my pants and cried bitterly!
"Take it, take it, my god, old lady, damn, I don't want to be gay, don't poop my pants!" Seeing this guy crying more and more fiercely, damn, his hands kept pulling and pulling, and he almost lost his pants.
My pants were pulled down, and I quickly threw the three-color dagger to him!
Damn it, you can’t mess with a gay!
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