Online Game Dragon Grammar

Chapter 385: Jokes aside, the leading player’s various lamentations aside, I rushed to the next mission location with the Fire Staff in hand!

Just now I didn't just come to cause trouble for the Giant Spider King. Although a silver-level boss was very attractive to me, I didn't bother to do it because killing the Giant Spider King was one of my c

level task, that’s why I made this trip specifically, otherwise I wouldn’t be too lazy to run for more than half an hour!

Although there was an exception, I did not encounter the refreshed giant spider king, but killed the giant spider king that was advanced and mutated, but everything is the same, as long as it is a giant spider king!

After killing the giant spider king and completing a C-level mission, I couldn't help but feel very good. The next step will be much easier. There are still two B-level missions. If I complete them, golden experience and rewards will come to me!

However, I have to put the task aside now, because it is already six o'clock in the afternoon. If I don't go offline, the laughing girl will come to remind me soon!

I found a place where no one was around, clicked to log off, and saved myself from being watched by people when I went online. You know, the moment you go online, your ID, equipment light, etc. are all displayed by default, especially for someone like me who has already become famous.

Once a top player is discovered, the first thing he will do is to be watched by others, or someone will stare at him and want to kill him. Therefore, when he goes offline, it is better to find a secluded place!

I clicked to log off, and with a flash of light, my eyes suddenly went dark, and then slowly returned to normal again!

Gently push open the door of the game cabin and climb out!

As soon as I came out of the game room, I smelled an alluring aroma. It was the aroma of the finished dishes, which made me twitch my index fingers!

He quickly climbed out of the game room, put on his shoes, opened the door and walked out towards the living room!

As a result, I had just left the room when the bathroom door opened with a click, and a cute and beautiful girl wrapped in a bath towel came out of the bathroom, with wet drops of water on her hair and a

A large piece of white flesh, and a pair of murder weapons bulging out from the bath towel. The scene was as beautiful as it was beautiful, and as tempting as it was. I was stunned when I saw it!

"Ah..." The smiling girl was wiping the water droplets on her hair with a towel. She suddenly looked up and found that I was standing there blankly, looking at her stupidly, with eyes that were so straight that I couldn't help but scream out in fright.

There was a high-decibel scream that hurt my eardrums!

"Bang……"

With a violent crash, the smiling girl quickly retreated into the bathroom and slammed the bathroom door shut again!

"Why did you come out? Aren't you supposed to be still playing games???" the smiling girl hiding in the bathroom said!

Hearing the laughing girl's voice, I woke up from my daze. I scratched my head, but I didn't know what to say. I just muttered stupidly: "Well, this, that..."

"What about this and that? Why don't you go in first? My clothes are still in that room. I need to change my clothes!" The laughing girl hid in the bathroom and shouted!

"Oh, oh, oh, I got it, I'll go in right now!" I couldn't help but blush when I heard the smiling girl's words, and quickly replied, opened the door, and hid back in the room. Damn, it's okay.

Wrapped in a bath towel, otherwise it would be embarrassing, but if the smiling girl doesn't wrap up in a bath towel, is that considered a benefit...

As I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt a stream of liquid flowing out of my nose and then into my mouth. It was salty and had a bit of a fishy smell. I wiped it with my hand and saw, damn, it’s bloody red, damn,

I actually got a nosebleed, I went, it’s so evil!

I hurriedly pulled out a bunch of tissues from the paper box, and finally managed to get rid of the nosebleed. Damn, as expected, my brother's concentration was not strong enough. Otherwise, he wouldn't have seen the smiling girl look so upset after taking a shower.

I have a nosebleed, but the smiling girl’s figure is really impressive, and her skin is as white as snow...

Damn it, I can’t think about it, the nosebleeds are coming again!

The nosebleed that I finally managed to get rid of is bleeding all over the floor again. Damn it, it would be a shame not to donate blood!

It took me a while to get rid of the nosebleed for the second time. This time, brother, I said nothing and didn’t dare to think too much. It’s a sin, it’s a sin!!!

"Okay, you can come out now, it's time to eat!" The smiling girl's voice came from outside the door!

Hearing this, I opened the door and walked out!

What catches the eye is a girl wearing a green floral short skirt. Her beautiful eyes are filled with bright flowers. She is so beautiful!!!

"Wow, Xiaoxiao, you are wearing so little, aren't you afraid of catching a cold?" I looked at the smiling girl wearing a miniskirt and tank top, and couldn't help but smile!

"Tch, it's not in good taste. This is the most popular thing this year. Hmph, you stinky gangster. Sure enough, he is not from the same era as me. Hmm, he can't be an uncle!" The smiling girl curled her lips and said!

"Um, uncle..." When I heard the laughing girl's words, I couldn't help but have the urge to bleed. Damn, I am a strong and healthy young man. How can I look like uncle? Sister

,Although I am a good boy, you can't bully me like this. Why do I look like an uncle...

Seeing me looking full of resentment, the smiling girl couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, you rascal, come over for dinner!"

Hearing this, I noticed that there was already a table of delicious food on the table. Judging from the appearance, it looked very delicious, but this kind of good-looking and fragrant food, I guess the taste would not be bad.

Yes!

Damn, sure enough, the two times I came out, my attention was focused on the smiling girl. The allure of beautiful women is indeed much stronger than delicious food!

"What are you doing standing still? Come here for dinner!" Seeing that I was still standing still, the smiling girl couldn't help but urge me!

"Oh, oh, here we come!" I quickly replied after hearing the smiling girl's words!

He quickly came to the dining table, pushed the chair away, and sat down!

In front of me, a whole table of fragrant meals was placed in front of me, including meat and vegetables, and a whole cup of bitter melon and pork ribs soup was stewed. The fragrant smell was so fragrant that my mouth almost watered.

Come out, damn, Xiaomei is really a good girl who can go to the kitchen under the hall. The last time she came here, she helped me tidy up the house, including my medicine boxes that have been stored for I don’t know how many years.

She dug them all out and put them in order!

This time, I cooked a table of delicious dishes, and they seemed to taste very good. Tsk, tsk, the legendary super good wife and mother!

"It seems like it would be a good idea to be my wife!" Such an idea suddenly popped up in my mind, but it was quickly thrown out of my mind. The smiling girl is so smart, pretty, beautiful and cute.

Girl, I guess there are a lot of people chasing after me. When will I get a person like me who has no money, no background, and no way to make money?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shake my head with a wry smile, and smiled at myself!

"You bastard, why are you shaking your head?" Seeing me shaking my head, the smiling girl couldn't help but asked in confusion!

"No, it's nothing!" I smiled and shook my head!

"By the way, you bastard, didn't you say you had to complete the task before you logged off? Why did you log off so quickly? The task was completed???" the smiling girl said to me with a smile!

"No, I made one, and I'll do it the rest of the night!" I shook my head and said!

"Oh!" The smiling girl nodded and said, "Come, let's eat!"

Saying that, the smiling girl handed me a bowl of rice!

I picked up the bowl and chopsticks, picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs from the plate, and put it into my mouth. Immediately, a refreshing taste spread from the tip of my tongue to my taste buds. The sweet taste almost made me lose my tongue.

Swallow it in!

"Okay, delicious..." I said vaguely, filling my mouth with food!

"It's delicious, hehe. Sister, my cooking skills are the best in our family. My mother's cooking skills are not as good as mine. Hey, you are lucky to be able to eat food cooked by me!" The smiling girl listened.

When I was praising it, I couldn't help but proudly said: "Here, it's delicious, eat more!"

As she said that, the smiling girl gave me another piece of fried pork slices and put it in my bowl!

"Yeah, I can do it myself!" I said quickly after taking the meat slices from the smiling girl!

"Haha, why are you so polite? Anyway, it's made from materials I found in your refrigerator, so I'm not at a loss. By the way, I suddenly remembered a joke!" the smiling girl said with a smile!

"What joke???" I asked curiously!

"By the way, one day, a family of three flies went to the toilet to have dinner. When the mother fly and the father fly were enjoying their meal, the baby fly asked the mother: 'Mom, mom, why do we eat shit?' The father fly and the father fly

The mother fly looked at the baby and continued eating without saying anything. After a while, the baby fly asked again: "Mom, mom, why do we eat shit?" The mother fly was furious and said to the baby fly angrily:

'Go! Don't ask such disgusting things while we are eating!'" the smiling girl said!

"Pfft..." Hearing this, I couldn't help but pop the food in the bowl and almost spit out the food in the bowl, "Sister, let's not tell such disgusting jokes while eating, okay? It will cause indigestion!"

"Hahahaha!" Seeing the way I almost stopped squirting but held it back, the smiling girl couldn't help laughing!

Seeing this, I couldn't help but smile and shake my head, damn, this girl is too tough, I can't afford to offend her!

Fortunately, although the girl’s joke was a bit disgusting, it was okay. The food was delicious enough to make me forget about this disgusting episode. The food cooked by this girl is really not overly good, it tastes so good!

Soon, the food on the table was wiped out by us and swept away!