Online Game Dragon Grammar

Chapter 423: It’s a pity that the standard of a good wife is not as good as I hoped. After hearing my voice, Xiaomei suddenly woke up and immediately used Thunder

Not hastily hiding his ears, he quickly retracted the hand holding the flagpole, and sat up from the sofa in an instant, with a pretty face as red as a ripe red apple.

I just want to take a bite!

I saw the smiling girl sitting on the sofa, her pretty face flushed, and she just sat there, not daring to move!

I was also stunned, not knowing what to say, so the two of them just sat there stupidly, no one dared to look at the other, and the atmosphere was instantly awkward!

The two of us sat awkwardly for a while, and I suddenly found that my left hand was missing. I turned around and found that it was still being held in the arms of the smiling girl. This girl was so nervous that she almost didn't find a hole to dig into after what I just said.

As a result, I was so nervous that I forgot to let go of my hand. I was so embarrassed that I didn't notice that my hand was still in the arms of the smiling girl!

"Xiaoxiao, um, can you let go of my hand? I've been hugged by you all night, and my hands are almost numb!" I whispered to the smiling girl, and pointed at the same time.

The left hand that was still held in her arms!

"Ah..." Hearing this, Xiaomei glanced at her arms. After discovering that my hand was indeed still in her arms, Xiaomei screamed as if she had seen a ghost.

He threw my arm away!

My poor arm was abandoned inhumanely after being used as a pillow all night!

With just a swipe, my poor arm flew out. Because I had been held by the laughing girl for too long, my hand had long been numb and I had no intuition. It was as if my hand was no longer mine.

If it weren't for the fact that the skin and flesh were still attached, my brother wouldn't even know that I still had such a hand!

Fortunately, being shaken like this did not dislocate my hand. Instead, it speeded up the circulation of my blood and allowed my arm to finally regain some consciousness after being hugged all night. At least I knew that I still had another hand.

exists!

Since the two of them were sitting side by side, they were very close to each other. Xiaomei had a very special body fragrance, which made her feel comfortable. My hand stayed in Xiaomei's arms all night, and even more

It's been covered with fragrance. Hmm, put it on the charcoal, brush some sesame oil, sprinkle some salt and pepper, then put some cumin, um, the barbecue is ready!

Okay, let's get back to the topic. After my hand was thrown away, I regained a little sense. Then I put away my hand angrily and retracted it into my arms. The flagpole that was standing upright had already been lying down by itself when the smiling girl got up.

Got it!

"Well, Xiaoxiao, just now..." I turned my head, deliberately wanting to break the silence, and said to the smiling girl!

"Don't say it..." the smiling girl said with a red face!

"I said just now..." I opened my mouth to speak!

"I said don't talk!" The smiling girl interrupted me again before I could even open my mouth!

"Um, I mean, I'm going to brush my teeth..." After saying that, I said hello, ran into the bathroom as if running away, and closed the door. Damn, this scene is so embarrassing!

Holding the toothbrush, I still have the image of the smiling girl in my mind. Holding the toothpaste, I feel a little lost, as if my soul has been taken away!

Looking at the toiletries placed in front of me, my brother suddenly had mixed feelings!

In this life, the toiletries are the same as those in front of you. They can be cups or washing utensils. See what you choose!

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly realized that I had squeezed out half the can of toothpaste!

When I looked at the toothbrush again, there was a pile of toothpaste in the sink. Damn it, what a prodigal. There is so much toothpaste that I can wash it off for a week or two!

I reached out to get a glass of water, cleaned the toothpaste in the sink, and then started brushing my teeth and washing my face!

Ten minutes later, I walked out of the bathroom feeling refreshed. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, and washed my hair. I suddenly felt sober!

I went back to my room and changed my clothes. Yesterday's pajamas were soaked by the laughing girl's tears and I couldn't wear them for a long time. However, I had been used as a pillow by the laughing girl all night, so I didn't have the chance to change them.

You can take advantage of it now!

When I came out of the bathroom, Xiaomei was no longer in the living room. She might have gone back to the room to change clothes or something. I couldn't help it, Xiaomei's pajamas were so tempting!

I was thinking about whether I should go down and buy breakfast to eat, but I found someone in the kitchen!

When I looked closer, I saw the smiling girl wearing that silver nightgown, tinkering with breakfast in the kitchen!

After a few days of recovery, the smiling girl's ankle has become fine and the swelling has subsided. After all, she is a professional nurse, so she is quite good at handling these!

I saw the laughing girl wearing a silver nightgown, busy doing something. On the plate next to her were two slices of fried poached eggs. The bread machine was making a squeaking noise, and the smiling girl was holding a milk bottle.

The pot is heating the milk just taken out of the milk box in the morning on the light wave stove, and the hot steam keeps rising!

There were already a few drops of sweat on the smiling girl's forehead. Obviously, it took less than ten minutes to fry poached eggs, toast, and warm milk. This was still very tiring, but the smiling girl seemed

I don’t care, but I feel a little bit enjoying it. This is the best example of a good wife!

According to the standards for a good wife released by the 22nd Century Husband Alliance, a good wife in the 22nd century needs to meet the following conditions: able to go to the hall, to the kitchen, to write code, to detect abnormalities, to kill Trojans, to climb over walls, and to be able to drive a car.

A good car, I can afford a new house, I can fight with my mistress, I can beat the gangsters!

Of course, when countless husbands went home with this standard and asked their wives, that night, keyboards in the computer store were on sale again, and from time to time, a female voice could be heard coming from some houses: Kneel down on the keyboard tonight

, don’t even think about entering the house to sleep without saying, “I love you, my wife.”

Immediately after, there were screams of men, and the members of the Husband Alliance who published the ten standards for a good wife were all killed by their own wives. From then on, the Husband Alliance disappeared, and a Good Husband Alliance appeared.

!

The purpose of the Good Husband Alliance is: everything serves our wives, and our wives are everything to us!

This alliance has been welcomed by the majority of wives and has become one of the most influential alliances today. This is a story for later, we will not mention it!

However, the smiling girl in front of me is obviously a model of a good wife. Can she write code, detect anomalies, kill Trojans, climb over walls, drive a good car, buy a new house, fight with a mistress, and fight?

Rogue, I don’t know, but if you can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, there’s no problem at all!

However, these two are enough!

Writing code to check for anomalies, killing Trojans and climbing over fences is what computer engineers do. It’s none of my wife’s business. Driving a good car and living in a good house is what a man should do. His wife is there for pain, not as a coolie. As for fighting,

Second wife, smiled, dear, a man who is always around will definitely not be a good husband, just dump him, why bother to be able to fight with the second wife, it is necessary to be able to beat the gangsters, it would be good to send the laughing girl to learn self-defense skills when you have time!

Seeing that the laughing girl was busy, I didn't want to interrupt, so I returned to the living room. I was bored, reached for the remote control, turned on the 52-inch all-in-one computer in the room, and started watching the bubble TV series.

The popular one is [Xuanyuan Sword Part 250], which premiered on Cucumber Channel. Of course, I only went to see the girls, and I directly filtered the plot. According to past experience, the plot must be ultra-modern!

It is said that when the first part of Xuanyuan Sword [Xuanyuan Sword: Traces of the Sky] premiered, projectors appeared in the Qin Dynasty, and they were the type of real-time broadcast, and there were also banana-branded tablet computers that were very popular at the time.

Of course, because the protagonist is a handsome guy, he has attracted the love of countless viewers, well, it’s none of my business...

Cucumber Channel is a long-established TV station. After it caused a ratings boom with the movie "Return to Pig Brother", it refused to give up. It would show "Return to Pig Brother" every summer vacation. It has been passed down from one generation to the next, and it is still there today.

Release, how long have those actors in it been turned to ashes, and they still have to be turned out and released again from time to time!

Whenever I see the big-nosed Erkang children's shoes hugging the purple-flavored children's shoes and crying, various vows of eternal love, and a string of dialogues that are like tongue twisters, I have the urge to smash the screen. Fortunately, brother

Suck it up, otherwise the screens in my home will probably have to be replaced several times a year!

"Brother Returning Pig" has therefore been selected into the top three TV series compiled by netizens that must be broadcast every winter and summer vacation, ranking second, second only to "Journey to the South" which is broadcast every year by Grand Central Station!

After watching it for a while, it was really boring. This bubble drama is suitable for a crying little girl. It was really difficult for me to watch. There is no way, my brother's emotional intelligence can't reach that level!

After turning off the computer, the smiling girl also made breakfast. Wearing an apron, she brought out the breakfast!

After placing the breakfasts on the dining table one by one, the smiling girl greeted me and said, "You stinky gangster, come here for breakfast..."

"Oh..." After hearing this, I quickly agreed and came to the dining table in a hurry!

There were a few slices of bread on the table, a plate of poached eggs for each person, a glass of milk, and a few light and refreshing side dishes. What's even better is that the smiling girl also cooked a small pot of millet porridge!

The moment the lid was opened, the aroma of rice that hit my nostrils almost made me drool. Damn, a small pot of rice porridge, the smiling girl actually made it so delicious...