Online Game Dragon Grammar

Chapter 554: A must-have artifact for otakus - [Slow Play] "Uh..."

After drinking up a whole glass of milk, the sweet milky aroma filled my stomach immediately, which made me burp comfortably!

This warm and comfortable feeling in my stomach is so good. Sure enough, I have a girl at home to help take care of my daily life. It's a great life. Of course, if this girl's violent tendencies are not so serious, then

Even better!

"I drank it all, it's so fast. Okay, go to bed quickly. It's very late, it's almost eleven o'clock!" The smiling girl took the glass in my hand and looked up at the glass in the living room.

Time, said to me!

"Yeah!" I nodded and smiled at the smiling girl!

Seeing this, the smiling girl turned around and took the glass into the kitchen. After thinking about it, I still couldn't sleep, so I just sat on the sofa and watched the TV series!

Well, on TV, Pumpkin Channel is replaying a classic work from more than a century ago - "Return to Brother Pig"!

The story tells a story about a young lady who picked up a pig and returned it, which led to a series of hilarious stories. It is said that it has been broadcast more than a thousand times, and it has been broadcast a thousand times in a hundred years. Yeah.

, at least ten times a year, I can’t stand it, I can’t stand it!

The laughing girl came out of the kitchen and saw me watching TV. After thinking about it, she came over to watch it together. After all, this kind of TV series that is not nutritious and can kill time is what these novice viewers like the most!

"Aren't you going to sleep???" The girl who was laughing also sat down next to me and watched the TV series with me. I couldn't help but say something mean!

"You don't even sleep yourself, but you have the nerve to ask me to sleep!" the smiling girl complained without hesitation!

"Okay..." When the laughing girl said this, I could only stop and stop talking. How could I dare to talk nonsense anymore!

Accompanying Xiaomei, I watched "Return to Pig Brother" episode after episode. Of course, I watched it in fast forward, otherwise it would have made me depressed to death. But even if I watched it in fast forward,

But the laughing girl still watched it with gusto. Well, the life of a pure girl is very simple, isn't it?

But I can't stand it anymore. The plot of "Return to Pig Brother" is not bad, but I have watched it several times myself. I am so familiar with the plot that I can almost memorize it.

It really doesn’t interest me to watch movies!

"Hey..." I watched "Return to Pig Brother" playing on TV and couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief!

"What's wrong?" Seeing me exhaling, the smiling girl couldn't help but asked in confusion!

"It's okay, I can't stand it any longer, it's too bloody!" I complained helplessly as I looked at the two characters in "Brother Pig" who were saying crazy lines like epilepsy on TV!

Well, as for what I said, you will know after I sent it!

[Zi Wei: Erkang, I really like you very much.

Erkang: Ziwei, I like you very much too.] (Well, I really don’t know if my poor grandma wrote such ridiculous lines just to make up for the number of words. If so, it’s really my generation’s code.

A model of coolie!)" Haha, it's pretty bloody, but it's just a bit forced. Nowadays, many people are busy playing "Tianzhu", and no one is filming TV series anymore, so just watch these antique movies!"

Hearing what I said, the laughing girl helplessly shook her head and said with a bitter smile, although this girl watched it with gusto, even if it is a good movie, she will almost get aesthetic fatigue after watching it too much, not to mention that the laughing girl should have some

I've seen it several times, but it's not the same shit. It's just a way to kill time when I'm bored. It's not bad, but I didn't really like it!

"Well, [Tianzhu] is so popular. It is said that on the day Tianzhu opened the server, there were no cars on the road. I don't know if it is true or not!" I nodded and agreed. That day Tianzhu opened the server, it was thousands of miles away.

I saw the news about Kongxiang on the forum, but I didn’t know whether it was true or not, so I treated it as an anecdote!

Unexpectedly, after listening to my words, the laughing girl nodded and said: "It's true. I went to work that day and couldn't stop the bus. I took the bus back later. When I finally entered the community, I was suddenly stopped by someone."

Steal my bag, and then you, the stinky gangster, will have a chance to be a hero and save the beauty!"

"Oh, it turns out it's still like this, then shouldn't I feel extremely honored, then burn incense and music, take a bath and change clothes???" I looked at the smiling girl and said with a smile!

Unexpectedly, the smiling girl also sneered and stretched out her hand. Two slender fingers gently placed on the tender flesh of my waist. At the same time, she said with a smile on her face: "What do you think?

…”

Hearing this, I immediately felt chills all over my body. A sharp chill spread from the two slender and slender fingers of the laughing girl on my waist to my whole body, making me have goosebumps all over my body. I quickly said: 'Yes

Ah, yes, I went to burn incense right away and thank my ancestors for their virtues for allowing me to save such a beautiful girl!" "Humph, you are wise, go, sister, I will look after you!" See what I say, sister, laugh.

I couldn't help but withdraw my fingers with satisfaction. Well, the promised soul-chasing and life-killing pinch didn't appear, which made me let out a long sigh of relief!

"Huh..." I let out a long breath. I stretched out my hand to wipe the cold sweat on my head. Damn it, this girl's violent tendencies are getting worse!

"Is it hot???" Seeing me wiping my sweat, Xiaomei couldn't help but ask with a charming smile, but it shocked me all over. Damn, this smile is so familiar. Every time Xiaomei wants to

When you use Soul Chasing and Death Choking, you always smile at me first. Damn, that’s a red flag!

Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, I jumped up from the sofa quickly and left the laughing girl's attack range, otherwise the tender flesh around my waist would be in danger!

"No, I'm going to burn incense now!" I waved my hands repeatedly, and then walked towards a small altar at the back of the living room without looking back!

I lit some incense, and then chatted with my ancestors. Well, usually my mother does this, but after moving here, I insisted on setting up an altar at home. Well, fortunately, the space is large and it doesn’t take up any space.

, and it’s not very troublesome, so I have no objection. Anyway, I just burn a few sticks of incense and chat with my ancestors from time to time. Although I don’t know if they can understand, but it doesn’t matter, anyway, they just want to

Just cover me!

Of course, I also asked my seniors to tell Xiaomei not to be so cruel, but I guess Xiaomei is not under their control and they can't protect her. But just talk about it. If she really goes to find her, Xiaomei will probably have to go directly.

Divided me into five pieces!

Well, I got everything done, and then returned to the living room, only to see the smiling girl holding the remote control in boredom, looking at something, her face was red, and the sound of the TV had been turned down to the lowest level, and it was almost impossible to hear clearly. Let's go.

Looking closer, you can vaguely hear some noisy sounds, which are a bit messy. Visually, there are also the voices of men and women. Well, there are also crunching sounds. Damn it, what are you looking at!

Since I was face to face with the laughing girl, that is to say, my back was to the TV, but since I was watching through the glass, the glass was a single-sided glass, which meant that I could see the outside, but the outside could not see me, so

The smiling girl doesn’t know I’m looking at her!

The sound of the TV was not clear due to the low sound of the glass and the sound itself. Anyway, it was a bit messy and I couldn’t hear it clearly. What a miracle!

Open the glass door and the whole person appears in the living room!

Almost as soon as I appeared, the smiling girl jumped up from the sofa like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and then reached for the remote control on the table, as if she wanted to change the channel or something, but the moment

The busier and busier the busier the busier the busier the busier the busier it was. The smiling girl accidentally dropped the remote control on the ground. At the same time, she knocked over a glass of water and the water flowed into a small stream on the ground!

"Damn, what are you watching? You are so nervous that you are busy changing channels when you see me coming out!" Seeing the smiling girl's reaction, I more or less knew that the smiling girl probably didn't want me to watch the program on TV.

This stimulated my curiosity even more. Damn it, what a wonderful show!

I quickly walked to the center of the living room, then turned around, and a TV with an unknown number of inches appeared in front of me. This TV was the latest model this year. Well, the screen was big enough, the picture was good enough, and it was quite

It's so lifelike that when you watch TV, you feel like you are participating in the TV program!

And the moment I turned around, I saw an image that almost made me bleed!

On the huge screen, I saw two pink and tender white bodies intertwining with each other. At the same time, the sounds I just heard were the voices of the two and the creaking sound of the bed. Play the video file

What is surprising is the artifact-level software that countless otakus in China must have - [Slow Play]!

As early as the last century, Slow Play has provided countless good movies for countless otakus. It is definitely a must-have artifact for otakus in history. There is no one. Whether it is more than a hundred years ago or today, more than a hundred years later, it is basically

Anyone who is an otaku on the Internet and has no girlfriend likes this software. Well, this software is useless. It kills hundreds of millions of lives every time. What a sin!

As a senior otaku, I definitely have this essential artifact, so after I bought a new TV, I downloaded this software from the Internet as soon as possible. At the same time, the software also comes with some love action movies.

, Well, you know, but I swear, I really don’t know who Sora Aoi is, eh!

But now, the laughing girl is actually using [Slow Play] to watch movies. Damn it, did I miss something???