Online Game Dragon Grammar
Chapter 594: Uncle Driver
[Text is first published. Text is first published. Chapter 594: Uncle Driver: "Hey, let's go. Didn't I say I'm going to sing? I'm telling you to read the full text!" I chuckled and said to the smiling girl!
Hearing this, the smiling girl couldn't help but nodded. Apparently she hadn't sang for a long time and planned to take the opportunity to have fun!
When we came to the roadside, we stretched out our hands to hail a taxi so that we could take a taxi directly to the city!
But after being stopped several times, I found that the drivers didn't even bother me. It was around nine o'clock in the evening when these night shift drivers were just getting to work. Who would notice a weak man on the side of the road holding out his hand to stop the car?
!
"Bah, it's really useless, look at me!" the smiling girl spat at me and volunteered!
While talking, the smiling girl came to the side of the road and slightly showed off her pink and tender thighs in a miniskirt to the side of the road!
"Crunch..."
We heard the sound of a sudden brake suddenly coming from beside us, and a taxi stopped not far from us!
An old man in his 40s stuck his head out of the window and asked: "Miss, where are you going..."
"It's sunny, men these days are really just animals..." I looked at the uncle who stuck his head out and secretly complained, completely forgetting that I was also a genuine 24k pure man!
"Hehe, how about..." The smiling girl ignored the middle-aged uncle, but turned to me and smiled proudly!
"You're awesome..." No matter how unconvinced I was, I could only give the smiling girl a thumbs up!
"Hey, that's right, sister, I will personally take action, not to mention hailing a taxi, even hailing a Lamborghini is not difficult!" the smiling girl said proudly!
Hearing this, I nodded. What Xiaomei said was definitely the truth. For such a beautiful girl as Xiaomei, if she reached out to stop a car on the roadside, I believe that no matter who she is, she would be happy to help such a beautiful girl!
"What are you still doing? Get in the car!" The smiling girl reached out and grabbed my palm, urging me!
Hearing this, I quickly followed the smiling girl towards the taxi!
When the taxi driver saw me and the laughing girl walking hand in hand, he probably even wanted to die. Such a beautiful girl, it's a pity that she already has a boyfriend. Well, things are going well these days.
They were all stuck in cow dung. This was the uncle driver’s only thought now!
The smiling girl and I got into the car hand in hand, and I closed the car door with a bang!
"Trouble, Crescent KTV!" I greeted the driver!
Hearing this, although the driver was reluctant in every possible way, the guest had already gotten on the bus. Unless he wanted to be complained, he could only honestly send the guest to where he wanted to go!
"Okay, sit tight!" The driver agreed and stepped on the accelerator!
"Bang……"
Only the taxi's motor was heard roaring violently, and a stream of white smoke was ejected from the rear of the car. The whole taxi was like an arrow leaving the string, speeding towards the city.
Have fun with Xiaoyi!
I don’t know what happened to the uncle drivers these days. They all drive more ferociously than young people, and their lethality is probably not lower than that of any road killer. I think of that uncle driver when my brother went to pick up the smiling girl from get off work. That’s right, the driver I met today was like that!
By the way, if you take a closer look, you will find that both drivers are over forty years old, and they are still crazy and exciting. At this speed, with the windows open, the wind blows in from the window.
The wind was so strong that I choked and coughed several times. I was so scared that I quickly closed the window. Damn it, China’s p2 has increased by an unknown number of percentage points. It is estimated that gdp has also increased a lot. This kind of
The method of sacrificing the environment to bring about GDP growth has been called for resistance by countless people of insight more than two hundred years ago. However, in our great dynasty, GDP has nothing to do with the promotion and transfer of officials, let alone destroying the environment.
, even if the entire environment is destroyed, what's the point? The officials eat special rice, drink special water, and eat chicken, duck, fish, meat and vegetables all specially supplied, all kinds of pure natural food
The green food does not contain pesticides and preservatives, dear, but the price is far beyond what I, the p-family, can afford!
I remember that there was a public service announcement called Operation Compact Disc more than a hundred years ago. It said that China called on the people to save money together and not to waste money. Eat as much as you ordered. It is best to eat what is on the plate.
It's all there. What's listed in the ad is what my dad ordered a lot, but the kids didn't like it. When old friends got together, they ordered so much food that they couldn't finish it. When friends chatted and got together, they ordered more dishes. It's time to take it all out.
The ones were all pulled out, and then another Qingya popped out, representing some people shouting loudly: Extravagance is shameful, waste is shameful!
Every time I see this advertisement, I want to send two words to the guy who wrote this public service announcement cartoon: Haha!
In addition to using ordinary old white people to talk about things, what else does this guy dare to say!
What’s wrong with a father who loves his son, so he orders a few more dishes? What’s wrong with ordering more food when old friends of decades get together? What’s wrong with friends ordering a few more dishes when they’re having a chat? They’re spending their own money, no matter what
If you steal something but don’t steal it, you earn it back one point at a time in an honest way. What’s wrong with ordering two more dishes?
But some social worms, with the money paid by taxpayers, eat and drink wantonly. You can know how much food is wasted every day with your toes. I suddenly remembered the couple of comedians Zhao Benshan and Zhao Benshan a hundred years ago.
A skit by Fan Wei is about an ordinary villager played by Zhao Benshan who goes to a public company to ask for a few pieces of glass to protect the children at school. However, the secretary played by Fan Wei refuses in every possible way. How to use it because of financial difficulties?
They tried to shirk it with rude words, but when it came time to greet leaders at all levels to eat and drink, a table of food worth tens of thousands of dollars was casually dumped and redone. The villager played by the angry Lao Zhao got angry and said angrily.
: "I want the plastic sheet to protect my children from the wind!"
I will never forget the way Zhao Benshan repeatedly clenched and unclenched his hands, the suppressed anger in his chest. Even if it was just a sketch, I could feel it clearly and clearly!
Yes, do you really have no money? How much do you spend on the three official purchases each year, and how much do you spend on the surprise consumption at the end of each year? These things are talked about every year, but it is really painful to talk about them.
How many people are shaking their bones? According to a report on a certain website, the annual consumption of the three public goods is tens of trillions. It’s tens of trillions, not hundreds of thousands. You can build up to 18 million yuan casually.
Hope Primary School, as a big country with a population of more than one billion, it costs tens of thousands per person to raise those moths for food, drink and entertainment every year. Even if an ordinary farmer works hard for a whole year, he will get nothing more.
It’s just the money!
This group of people consumes a lot of people's fat and money when they eat a meal. I, the p people, have to be restricted and restricted when they eat a meal. I spend it with my own money. I can just burn it on fire. Do you care?
You? As for traditional virtues, haha, do you think you can waste money on eating and drinking every day?
Well, I guess I digressed again. I suddenly recalled things that happened a hundred or more years ago. It really hurt my ass. Those who didn’t know thought I had traveled from that era! [Well, the above is purely based on my opinion.
Danqingshu’s personal remarks have nothing to do with the author. I’m also afraid of being misled by the water meter!] I have to say that the driver’s driving skills are really impressive. In the driver’s own words: I’ve been driving for almost 30 years.
Taxi is here. In this ZZ city, wherever you want to go, I can easily take you there even if you close your eyes!
Ten minutes later, the driver's taxi stopped steadily in front of a KTV that had just been built not long ago. Although it had just opened, the Crescent KTV was already crowded with people, and there were quite a few people.
As early as when this ktv was still under construction, I couldn’t wait to find out when it would open!
There is no other reason. The Crescent KTV has a capital of 500 million just for construction. In addition to buying land and buying top-quality audio equipment and so on, it will not be able to raise even 70 to 800 million!
Of course, with so much money spent, the guy who built this Crescent KTV is not idle. He has nowhere to spend his money. He had already made up his mind when he established this KTV, and he wanted to be the best music producer in China.
Club, if you want to be a member of Crescent KTV, you can’t even get in without millions of dollars, let alone other things. So if you want to enter the gate of Crescent KTV, the first thing to do is to check
Your bank card. Normally, people worth millions will have a gold card issued by the bank to represent their status. It is also the legendary gold card member. Well, the more advanced ones are called platinum card members, but it has nothing to do with me.
, I do have a gold card, I guess I can use it today!
"Okay, we're here!" the driver greeted us!
"Well, sorry for bothering you, uncle!" I took out my wallet and paid, and the smiling girl on the side said to the driver uncle with a smile!
"Uncle..." When the smiling girl called him uncle, the driver's face suddenly turned green. The driver, who thought he was still eighteen years old, couldn't believe it, and said in a trembling voice: "Girl, I have
So the youngest?”
Hearing this, the smiling girl and I couldn't help but look at each other and smile. We were obviously amused by the driver's reaction!
Seeing this, the uncle driver could only sigh helplessly and said: "That's all, it seems that I can't accept old age anymore. The little girls call me uncle. I feel really old!"
"Haha, uncle, Xiaoxiao is joking with you, don't worry..." I grinned and said to the driver, completely forgetting that I also called the driver uncle!
"You..." When I called him uncle again, the driver's face suddenly became more bitter as if a pinch of salt had been sprinkled on the wound!
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