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The ideal is plump, the reality is skinny.

Ning Yuan thought that the method he came up with was good, but he misjudged how stubborn the monkeys were.

People often say that four or five-year-old children are disgusted with dogs. This is mainly because children of this age have a strong sense of self. They are very curious about everything and have a strong possessiveness.

Human pups at this age are the most difficult to manage because they hardly accept any instruction.

The IQ of ordinary adult macaques is mostly equivalent to that of four or five-year-old human children, or even far inferior.

Not only are they bad-tempered, possessive, and have the same shortcomings as four- or five-year-old human cubs, they even have superior physical fitness that far exceeds that of human cubs.

Their teeth are very sharp and can easily tear apart the skin of their own kind.

Their explosive power far exceeds human imagination, and a flying kick can even knock down an adult human man.

The most that human cubs aged four or five can do is throw tantrums and throw things. As long as they are left alone for a while, they will stop. Their physical condition does not support them at all to cause destruction.

Adult macaques are different. Not only do they have worse tempers than human cubs, but they also have explosive power and sharp canine teeth that are not weaker than adults. Therefore, if you want to deal with them with the same methods as human cubs, it is simply impossible. Play the piano to the monkey.

This time, the ingenious Ning Yuan finally understood what it meant to play the piano against a monkey, and his blood pressure, which had not risen for a long time, reached full level again.

After ordering people to summon all the male monkeys of the monkey group, Ning Yuan directly used spiritual communication to conduct a grand king-proclaiming ceremony in front of countless monkeys.

Dahua and Beitou were named the kings of monkeys and golden monkeys respectively, and other powerful male monkeys were also named ordinary monkey kings and side kings of their respective groups.

All the monkeys were obedient to Ning Yuan, so the king-conferment ceremony went very smoothly this time.

However, the monkeys were only quiet for one day. The conflict between the monkeys broke out again the day after the king-conferring ceremony.

The conflict between the monkeys was caused by a conflict between two protective female monkeys over the issue of their young suckling monkeys.

The two female monkeys have very high status in their respective monkey groups. They usually walk sideways, so neither one is willing to suffer.

Originally, they just summoned some female monkeys with whom they usually have a good relationship to come to help out, but as they fight, the big male monkeys join the team that suffers.

When female monkeys fight, they usually talk, just like when human women quarrel, they always use their mouths and rarely use their hands.

In addition, the canine teeth of female monkeys are just like human canine teeth. They are in a degenerated state and are not very lethal. Even if they are bitten, there will not be any serious injuries.

But those adult male monkeys are different. They have two long and sharp canine teeth on their upper and lower jaws. If they are bitten by them, it will at least be a bloody hole. In serious cases, they may be directly bitten. Bite off a body part.

Adult male macaques are much larger than female macaques. One large male monkey can defeat four or five female monkeys. Therefore, when a large male monkey joins the conflict, the conflict between the monkey groups will further escalate. upgrade.

Among the wild macaques, the big male monkeys who can become the monkey king are all battle-hardened.

If they want to secure the throne of the monkey king, in addition to having strong strength themselves, they also need the support of the female monkeys in the monkey group.

If they cannot get the support of the female monkeys, even if they can defeat the old monkey king, they are not qualified to become the new monkey king.

Therefore, in order to secure their position as the monkey king, they usually need to please the higher-status female monkeys in the monkey group.

Each monkey group is a small society, which is similar to the uncivilized human ancestors.

The strong males are responsible for protecting the safety of the group, while the females are responsible for continuing the family line so that the group can continue.

After seeing his wife being bullied by outsiders, the monkey king of the monkey group immediately led a dozen male monkeys to charge forward.

The monkey king of another monkey group was also paying attention to the battle ahead. When he saw the other monkey king leading a dozen male monkeys to the battlefield in person, he immediately forgot all about Ning Yuan's order yesterday.

In order to prevent his wife from suffering a disadvantage, he also took the big male monkey beside him to join the battle.

When they meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins. The big male monkeys on both sides took over the battlefield from the female monkey's hands, and then bit each other fiercely.

By the time the nearby elf knights arrived, the battle was over. The defeated monkey group was directly dispersed. The big and small monkeys fled together, and the winning side proudly occupied the losing side's territory.

Seeing the monkey blood on the ground and dozens of monkeys with varying degrees of trauma, the elf knights who rushed to the scene all showed bitter smiles.

"Your Majesty just yesterday held a grand meeting to crown them kings, and today they have gone back to their old ways. What should I do? Do you want to report the situation to Your Majesty?"

"The macaques are so virtuous. Your Majesty just gave them a meeting yesterday, and today they reported to me that they started fighting again. Isn't this a slap in your face? I think it's better to forget it!"

"But His Majesty has strictly ordered us to strictly monitor the monkeys. If there is any situation, we must report to him immediately. If we do not report in time, we will be openly disobeying His Majesty's order."

"Then please hurry up and let someone inform Lord Victor. As for whether to report it or not, Lord Victor has his own discretion."

"Okay, then I will go to Lord Victor immediately and report to him what happened just now. You guys are here to watch and don't let them start fighting again."

Ning Yuan just yesterday held a grand king-proclaiming ceremony for the monkeys in front of a large number of Condor Army. However, the monkeys really didn't give Ning Yuan face. Just one night later, they used practical actions to severely defeat Ning Yuan. A loud slap in the face.

The Elf Knights were also very embarrassed about whether to report the truth to Ning Yuan, so they decided to hand over this problem to Victor, the secretary next to Ning Yuan.

When Victor learned from the elf knight that the monkeys had just slapped Ning Yuan in the face with actual actions, he immediately covered his forehead in pain.

After yesterday's king-conferring ceremony, Ning Yuan looked confident, but today the monkeys went back to their old ways. If Ning Yuan found out about this, he would be furious!

After waving his hand to dismiss the elf knight who came to report, Victor hesitated for a long time and finally decided to report this bad news to Ning Yuan that could easily raise blood pressure.

It’s not that Victor is inconsiderate of Ningyuan, but that the next plan to desolate Hubei is too important, and as the main implementers of this plan, if the monkeys are disobedient, then when it is implemented, all kinds of things are likely to happen. An unexpected problem.

Therefore, in order for this plan to be implemented smoothly, even if it makes Ning Yuan angry, he must report the situation truthfully. After all, if he finds out and asks, he must solve it as soon as possible. Once he chooses to delay, small problems are likely to disappear. It directly turned into a catastrophe.

After arriving at Ning Yuan's room with an anxious mood, Victor first considerately filled Ning Yuan's tea table with tea while he was concentrating on studying the sand table, and then reported in a low voice: "Your Majesty, two more groups of macaques were beaten just now. stand up."

Bang!

After hearing Victor's report, the tea cup in Ning Yuan's hand fell directly to the ground, and the tea inside spilled all over the floor.

"Fighting again?"

Ning Yuan asked with difficulty, his eyes full of surprise.

"Yes, Your Majesty, the two groups of macaques fought again. Dozens of monkeys suffered varying degrees of trauma. Now the elf knights have isolated them."

Victor replied quietly.

"These monkeys are really shameless."

After receiving the confirmation from Victor, Ning Yuan suddenly became furious and stepped on the fallen tea cup to pieces.

After walking back and forth in the hall a few times with his hands behind his back, Ning Yuan suddenly said: "Victor, immediately ask the owl army to assemble urgently, and then get all the monkeys to the narrowest square in the valley.

Let the macaques stay on the west slope and the golden monkeys stay on the east slope. Today I will kill the chicken to scare the monkeys, no, I will kill the monkeys to show respect to the monkeys. "

"Yes, Your Majesty, I will make arrangements right away."

Seeing Ning Yuan's veins popping out with anger, Victor didn't dare to say anything and just took the order and left.

Soon, under the surveillance of the owl army, more than 300,000 monkeys came densely to the hillsides on both sides of the valley.

Monkeys were everywhere on the trees, on the rock walls, and anywhere they could stay.

After all the monkey groups arrived, Ning Yuan immediately asked the elf knights to escort the two groups of macaques who had clashed.

After ordering people to take away the underage monkeys and baby monkeys from the two monkey groups, Ning Yuan came to the two monkey kings who slapped him in the face with a whip in hand.

"Do you think what I said was fart?"

"I just gave you instructions yesterday. If you give me eye drops today, I will beat you to death."

"You want to ask for mercy now?

It's too late, you hozens just need to be dealt with. No one can escape from today's beating. "

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Ning Yuan had a livid face. Every time he muttered something through mental communication, he raised his whip and whipped the two monkey kings. In a short time, the two monkey kings were beaten with blood.

Seeing Ning Yuan's murderous look, the two monkey kings didn't dare to run away at all. They could only lie on the ground and keep wailing and praying.

Seeing that the monkey king of the group was beaten to pieces, the other adult monkeys were all frightened. They all lay on the ground to show their submission, and their bodies were shaking non-stop.

"Okay, since you are more sincere in admitting your mistakes, I will spare your life this time.

However, death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped. In order to make you remember better, I will punish you without eating for three days, so you can just sit here and think about your mistakes.

If anyone dares to escape secretly within these three days, I will kill you and feed you to the dogs. "

Ning Yuan immediately stopped after seeing that if he continued to fight, the two monkey kings would be beaten to death by him.

He secretly took a look at the hillsides on both sides. After seeing that all the monkeys were frightened, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, considering the naughty nature of these monkeys, it would be difficult for them to remember the punishment with too light a punishment, so he planned to continue killing monkeys and respecting monkeys.

“Starting today, all monkeys will stay here for three days, and no one is allowed to leave without permission, and any offender will be shot.

You continue to stay on the hillside as a family, and I will have people air drop food for you for these three days.

The monkey king of each monkey group will restrain his own clan members. If anyone fights for no reason, the entire monkey group will come down to accompany them.

Also, I will only give you this opportunity. Next time whichever monkey group causes trouble for me, I will directly kill the monkey king of that monkey group, and then accept the fate of a new monkey king.

If you don't want your wives and children to be given to other monkeys for free, then restrain your tribe. "

After calling down all the monkey kings, Ning Yuan pointed at the two unlucky monkeys and announced loudly.

Looking at the miserable companions in the open space in the valley, all the monkey kings were frightened. When Ning Yuan allowed them to leave, they immediately returned to the group as if flying, for fear that the monkeys in the group would give them to others in their absence. They cause trouble.

In the next three days, all the monkeys stayed on the hillside obediently, watching the unlucky ones in the valley suffer there.

In order to make the monkeys remember, Ning Yuan was really cruel this time. During these three days, he only sent some water to the punished monkeys, but did not give them any food.

On the first day, due to Ning Yuan's strong pressure, the monkeys did not dare to move even if they were hungry, and they all stayed in the circle drawn by Ning Yuan to receive punishment.

By the afternoon of the next day, the pressure Ningyuan put on them was finally outweighed by the intense hunger. Several monkeys who couldn't bear the hunger immediately rushed over desperately after seeing the group of monkeys eating on the hillside.

However, just as they broke out of the circle drawn by Ning Yuan, black shadows swooped down from the sky.

Following a burst of shrill screams, several monkeys who tried to escape were all pierced through the heads by the swooping owl warriors.

Seeing the same kind being killed, the monkeys on the hillside immediately started a commotion, and many monkeys instinctively wanted to run backwards.

But they had just taken a few steps when a large black shadow pressed up from behind them.

After seeing that those black figures were the owl warriors who had just killed their own kind, the monkeys were immediately frightened and stopped.

"All monkeys in the group immediately returned to their previous positions, and those who dared to leave were immediately killed on the spot."

Seeing that the monkey group was successfully stopped by the owl army, the elf knights immediately shouted at the monkey group and returned to their base.

After knowing that those who delivered food to them really dared to kill them, the monkeys immediately became honest and stayed quietly until the third day.

After learning from the past, on the third day, all the monkeys stayed honestly for the whole day, and no monkey dared to be naughty.

Even if the punished monkeys were so hungry that they almost rolled their eyes, they did not dare to leave the circle that Ning Yuan had drawn for them, and they stayed there until it got dark.

After seeing that the monkeys finally had a memory, Ning Yuan appeared in front of the monkeys again.

After giving the monkeys a head start, the next step is the sweet dates session.

Ning Yuan first asked the druid to provide emergency treatment to the dying monkeys, and then distributed sumptuous food to all the monkeys.

After a hearty dinner with trembling, the monkeys gradually got out of their suppressed fear and regained some vitality.

In this way, under Ning Yuan's offensive of sticks and carrots, the monkeys finally understood whose orders they could not disobey, and they always remembered Ning Yuan's terrifying side.

This experience will be remembered for the rest of their lives, and they will not dare to disobey Ning Yuan's orders in subsequent actions, even if they have to face death.