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I reached out to touch the silk on my sister's face, and the dark clouds flew across the sky for a long time. I reached out and touched the front of my sister's head, and the heaven was full and addictive.

I stretched out my hand to touch my sister's Maomaowan, which spread out to the middle and wide. I stretched out my hand to touch my sister's eyes, but her black eyes turned white.

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At the foot of Mount Tai, a tall monk wearing cassocks was humming some kind of colorful ditty happily while constantly flipping the fat and thin meat skewers in his hand over the charcoal fire.

After the meat skewers were grilled, the monk took a sip of wine and took a bite of the meat skewers. He was very happy.

The great monk who was drinking and having sex was none other than Chu Tianba, the Lord Buddha of the Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom.

Ever since he made it clear that he wanted to join Ningyuan's Condor Empire, Chu Tianba completely let go of all his baggage and became an out-and-out flower monk.

Nowadays, his life is very regular. During the day, he drinks and plays skewers, travels around the mountains and rivers, and at night, he plays and sings as a groom. The life he leads is both nourishing and unrestrained.

Now he no longer has the ambition he had before. He is waiting for Ning Yuan to come over and take over his territory as soon as possible, and then take him with him to conquer beauties from all over the world.

Regarding the Northern Expeditionary Allied Forces west of the Grand Canal, Chu Tianba directly regarded them as nothing.

As long as the Northern Expeditionary Alliance did not take the initiative to attack his Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom, Chu Tianba would not bother to deal with the troubles between them and the Dashi Kingdom.

Chu Tianba originally wanted to stay out of the ongoing war between the Northern Expedition Alliance and the Dashi Kingdom, because he had already received a message from someone sent by Ning Yuan.

However, the geographical location of the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom is too important. No matter which side is dominant, the Dashi Kingdom or the Northern Expedition Alliance, they cannot ignore the strategic location of the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom that is stuck in a key position.

Now not only did Xiong Dashi want to persuade Chu Tianba to join forces with him, but the Northern Expedition Alliance, which had always been cruel to Chu Tianba, directly sent heavyweight envoys to meet Chu Tianba in person.

"Report~~, Lord Buddha, there is an urgent report from the front. Both the Dashi Kingdom and the Northern Expedition Alliance have sent envoys to visit Lord Buddha.

Now the envoys of the two forces have been temporarily stopped in Dongping County by our people. Lord Buddha, I wonder if you want to see them? "

When Chu Tianba was eating and drinking, a monk soldier brought him news that two forces had sent envoys to the Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom.

After hearing the report from his monk soldiers, Chu Tianba put the meat on the stick into his mouth in one gulp, threw away the stick, and started pouring wine into his mouth.

After taking several large gulps of wine, Chu Tianba wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve, and then asked in a loud voice: "Did the messenger come empty-handed, or did he bring a gift?"

"Back to Lord Buddha, the envoys from the two forces came empty-handed." The monk soldier answered honestly.

Hearing that the envoys came empty-handed, Chu Tianba immediately frowned, "Fuck, is this the attitude of asking for help?

Tell the guards at the front that in the future, except for the envoys from the Condor Empire, if envoys from other forces come empty-handed, I will drive them back. "

"In compliance with the Lord Buddha's decree, I will notify the front line and ask them to blow away the people."

Knowing that his Buddhist master has recently become more 'natural', the monk soldiers did not dare to say anything and simply accepted the order and left.

Looking at the monk soldiers leaving, Chu Tianba showed disdain and muttered in a low voice: "These Shabi still don't know that they have been led away by Ning Yuan. What a bunch of pathetic people.

Anyway, since you took the initiative to send it to your door, if Lord Buddha doesn't blackmail you, I won't be sorry for your stupid IQ. "

Unlike the Great Stone Kingdom and the Northern Expedition Alliance, which were kept in the dark,

Chu Tianba, who often communicates with Ning Yuan, has a certain God's perspective.

Although Ning Yuan did not reveal too many secrets to him, he could still get a lot of useful information from the tasks Ning Yuan gave him.

This time Ning Yuan directly asked him to remain neutral and not to participate in the war between the Northern Expedition Alliance and the Dashi Kingdom.

As long as he can hold the inner ring area of ​​Mount Tai, Ning Yuan will not only make him a hereditary duke, but also give him an island in the South Pacific as a hereditary fief.

Giving him an island as a hereditary fiefdom, the reward given this time can be considered a big deal for Ning Yuan.

You must know that when he first took refuge in Ningyuan, he almost broke his tongue in order to get a tropical island as a fiefdom, but Ningyuan refused to give it to him.

Now that Ning Yuan suddenly became generous, he didn't believe there was anything fishy about it, even if he beat him to death.

There is only one possibility that Ning Yuan suddenly became so generous this time, and that is that he wanted to reap the benefits and let the Dashi Kingdom and the Northern Expedition Alliance fight to the death.

If the two forces really fight to that extent, then the inner ring area of ​​Mount Tai as a strategic location is extremely critical to both forces. This is also the main reason why Ningyuan offered a heavy reward to let him defend the inner ring of Mount Tai. .

The current Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom is a hot potato. Both the Northern Expedition Alliance and the Dashi Kingdom want to draw the Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom into their own camp, so Chu Tianba can take advantage of the opportunity to make a fortune and make those two unlucky guys willing. Give yourself a big gift.

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"Our Lord Buddha said that you have no sincerity at all and he does not want to see you.

Get out of here quickly, or you won't be blamed for us sending you off in person with sticks. "

After receiving Chu Tianba's order, the Dongping County guard immediately changed his face and directly blasted out the envoys of the two forces.

"Master Liping, we come here with sincerity, you can't accuse us unjustly!"

After being pushed out by a group of bald heads, Sun Junbo of the Sun Moon God Sect had a look of grievance on his face.

He came here at Lu Chenguang's request. In order to instigate Chu Tianba's stupid bald donkey, Lu Chenguang gave him a lot of decision-making power. As long as Chu Tianba didn't speak loudly, he didn't need to ask Lu Chenguang for instructions. The decision was made on the spot.

When he first came to Dongping County, the big bald man opposite was very polite to him and treated him as a guest.

However, just half a day later, the bald man's attitude towards him suddenly turned 180 degrees, saying that he was not sincere, and then turned against him and kicked him out.

"Stop talking nonsense. Our Lord Buddha said that you are not sincere. You are not sincere. Get out of here."

Liping didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in his Lord Buddha's gourd, but out of loyalty to Chu Tianba, no matter what strange orders Chu Tianba gave, they would execute them meticulously.

"Master Liping, even if I die, you have to let me die clearly!

I really came here with sincerity this time. Your Buddha Lord may have misunderstood me. How about you inform me again?

Just say that I, Sun Junbo, have brought a generous gift to your Buddhist Lord this time. I believe that your Buddhist Lord will definitely change his mind. "

Sun Junbo still didn't give up. He thought Chu Tianba didn't want to see anyone from the Northern Expedition Alliance, so he wanted to fight for it again.

"Fart, you are talking nonsense.

My Buddha Lord said that anyone who comes empty-handed is not sincere, so you should leave quickly and don't force me to do anything. "

Seeing that the guy opposite was not very clear-headed, Liping directly reproduced Chu Tianba's words intact.

"Fuck, Chu Tianba, this damn bald ass, is really greedy. He won't even let go of such a small amount of money, but that's fine. I'm just afraid that he won't be greedy. The more greedy he is, the more I will incite rebellion against him. The greater the chance.”

After hearing what Liping said, Sun Junbo finally realized that Chu Tianba wanted to take the opportunity to hug him!

After extending his hand to show that he did not have any ill intentions, Sun Junbo quickly walked up to Liping and asked in a low voice: "Excuse me, Master Liping, is there anything that your Buddhist master usually likes?"

As he spoke, Sun Junbo took out a small bag from his pocket and quietly handed it to Liping.

He reached out to take the bag, opened a gap, and saw the golden light inside. Liping put the bag into his arms with satisfaction, and then whispered in Sun Junbo's ear: "Fine wine, beautiful women, and gold and silver jewelry."

"Thank you Master Liping."

After getting the answer he wanted to know, Sun Junbo hugged Liping and left with his men.

Not far away, the envoy from the Dashi Kingdom clearly saw the little action between Sun Junbo and Liping just now, so he immediately followed the same example and came to Liping and handed over a small bag full of gold coins. Liping.

Liping also refused to accept the envoys from the Dashi Kingdom. After taking his pocket, he told the envoy the same answer.

After getting the answer, the envoy from the Dashi Kingdom also hurried back with his people.

After watching the two missions go away, Liping's eyes immediately became sharp.

He reached out and took out two pockets filled with gold coins, threw them to the soldiers next to him, and ordered: "According to the old rules, 80% will be handed over to the Lord Buddha, and the other 20% will be used to buy delicious food for the brothers."

Even though Chu Tianba was carefree and looked like a flowery monk, his subordinates were extremely strict.

The precepts of the Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom have detailed regulations on accepting bribes.

In Liping's case, the bribe he accepted will be divided into two parts, one part will be distributed by Chu Tianba, and the other part will be used as a bounty for Liping's men.

So even though Liping didn't hesitate at all when accepting the gift, no one else could use bribes to buy him off unless he did it intentionally.

Soon, Sun Junbo and the envoys from the Dashi Kingdom returned to their respective base camps.

When Lu Chenguang and Xiong Dashi learned that Chu Tianba had asked his men to openly ask for bribes, they immediately began to order people to prepare beautiful women and gold and silver jewelry.

Xiong Dashi prepared five stunning cat girls and fox girls for Chu Tianba, as well as ten boxes of various gold and silver treasures.

After knowing that Chu Tianba would not come out to meet him, in order to show his sincerity, he directly sent his nephew Xiong Xiaoguang as an envoy to meet Chu Tianba.

Compared with Xiong Dashi, Lu Chenguang was more generous.

In order to win over Chu Tianba, Lu Chenguang directly sent a dance troupe trained by the Northern Expedition Alliance to the west bank of the Grand Canal.

This dance troupe is full of stunning elf virgins. It was created by Zi Ziqing and other literati and poets who imitated the ancients.

Lu Chenguang had long been dissatisfied with the corrupt lifestyle of Zi Ziqing and others, so he took the opportunity to give it to Chu Tianba.

In addition to the beautiful dance troupe, Lu Chenguang also prepared dozens of boxes of jewelry and jewelry for Chu Tianba. He had spent a lot of money this time and vowed to turn Chu Tianba around.

The first to come first is the moon near the water, and the first missionary to return to Dongping County is Xiong Xiaoguang from the Dashi Kingdom.

After handing over the carefully prepared beauties and gifts to Liping, Xiong Xiaoguang got his wish and was received by Chu Tianba.

In a garden at the foot of Mount Tai, Xiong Xiaoguang, under the guidance of a monk soldier, saw for the first time the bald head that his uncle hated so much.

"Xiong Xiaoguang from the Dashi Kingdom pays homage to Lord Chu Buddha."

When Xiong Xiaoguang approached Chu Tianba, he immediately bowed and saluted.

Looking at the tall bear man who was almost as stooped as himself, Chu Tianba smiled slightly and said, "Nephew Xiaoguang Xian is lying flat without any courtesy. Come on, please give me a seat."

After hearing Chu Tianba's order, four strong monk soldiers immediately pushed a large and evenly trimmed wooden pier in front of Xiong Xiaoguang.

"Thank you, Lord Buddha."

After thanking Chu Tianba, Xiong Xiaoguang was not picky and sat directly on the wooden pier.

"Nephew Xiaoguang, I wonder why your uncle sent you here this time?"

After Xiong Xiaoguang sat down, Chu Tianba didn't beat around the bush and went straight to the point.

"Back to Lord Chu, my uncle sent me here to discuss with you the formation of an alliance to jointly defend against the enemy." Xiong Xiaoguang replied.

"Fighting the enemy together? Do we have a common enemy? Why didn't I know? Could it be that the enemy you mentioned, my dear nephew, is the Northern Expedition Alliance?"

Chu Tianba pretended to be confused, pretending to understand.

"Exactly." Xiong Xiaoguang nodded.

"My dear nephew, I can form an alliance with your uncle. As for fighting the enemy together, I cannot agree to it, because the Northern Expedition Alliance is only your enemy, not the enemy of my Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom."

Wanting to tease Xiong Xiaoguang, Chu Tianba directly determined the relationship between the three forces.

"Lord Chu Buddha, I know that the Northern Expedition Alliance has also sent envoys to see you, and they also want to win your support.

But I know that it is impossible for you to side with them, because they are not looking for you to cooperate with you, but to annex your Mahayana Buddha Kingdom.

But our Dashi Kingdom is different. For a long time, our two countries have been in harmony with each other and coexisted peacefully.

This time the Northern Expedition Alliance sent heavy troops to invade Shandong. Our two countries are their main targets. They not only want the territory of our Dashi Kingdom, but also your Mahayana Buddha Kingdom, Lord Chu.

Even if Lord Chu, you want to avoid offending both sides and remain neutral, it is useless, because your Mahayana Buddha Kingdom is the most important strategic location here. If you do not capture your Mahayana Buddha Kingdom, the Northern Expedition Allied Forces will not dare to enter the north of Mount Tai with peace of mind. of the Yellow River Corridor.

Therefore, Lord Chu Buddha, you have only two paths to take now. One is to accept the leadership of the Northern Expedition Alliance and dedicate your own Mahayana Buddha Kingdom. The other is to form a strategic alliance with my uncle to resist the invasion of the Northern Expedition Alliance.

Based on my understanding of you, Lord Chu, you are by no means the kind of person who is willing to be inferior to others. Therefore, Lord Chu, your best choice now is to join forces with my uncle to fight against the ambitious Northern Expedition Alliance. "

Xiong Xiaoguang came prepared. He knew Chu Tianba's character very well.

In his opinion, Chu Tianba, who had always been ambitious, had no other choice now. Apart from the Dashi Kingdom, he could not get any help from external forces, so he always had confidence on his face.