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Chapter 951, everything goes wrong
Latest website: As a monkey king who has been active in the Emeishan area all year round, Dahua knows very well where his mortal enemies live.
So after having Dahua, an excellent macaque leader, Ning Yuan and his team found one group of macaques after another without any effort.
Macaques are animals that bully the weak and fear the strong. Their IQ is only equivalent to that of a human being between three and five years old. As long as you show them a little force and then give them some benefits, they will obey.
So Ningyuan soon returned to Emeishan County with a group of nine monkeys and nearly 3,000 monkeys.
The macaques are already there, and the next step is to carry out targeted training for them.
In order to train these macaques into an army of thieves who can steal wherever they want, Ning Yuan asked his men to free up some granaries and fields for the monkeys to conduct actual combat drills.
After being fed delicious fruits and peanuts by Ningyuan, the monkeys were indeed very obedient. With a wave of Ningyuan's hand, thousands of monkeys rushed towards the cornfield in front of them.
"Whose mother-in-law is that female monkey? She lets her steal corn. Why is she so picky?"
"Hey, that brat, that corn is bigger than your head. Why don't you let go even if you can't pick it up? Don't you know how to pick a smaller one?"
"Hey, that woman over there, do you want corn or dolls? Your child is lost."
"Hey, you silly woman over there, you can't even take care of a single child. Why do you dare to move forward after you gave birth to twins?
Stop stealing corn. One of your dolls is missing. "
"Damn it, that bastard over there, I asked you to steal corn, why are you still robbing other people's things? Isn't there enough corn in the field for you to take?"
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After easily finding thousands of macaques, Ning Yuan's self-confidence was extremely inflated. He thought that he would soon be able to train an army of smart and capable monkeys.
However, the extremely chaotic situation at the scene gave him a heavy blow.
Looking at the messy scene, with children being thrown and corns being snatched everywhere, Ning Yuan shouted until he was hoarse, but still couldn't control the situation.
Ning Yuan thought that he could communicate spiritually and could communicate with the macaques without any obstacles. The monkeys should soon be able to complete this very simple training task according to his requirements.
Unfortunately, monkeys are still monkeys, they are not human beings, and their true nature is revealed inadvertently.
Macaques are naturally lively and active, and coupled with the strict hierarchy among the monkeys, many monkeys with high status have become accustomed to receiving priority treatment in everything they do.
So when they see those low-status monkeys holding corn, their first reaction is to go up and grab it, thereby demonstrating their status.
Originally, the task given to them by Ning Yuan was very simple. They just rushed to the fields, picked all the corn that had not been collected, and brought it back to him.
But he never expected that an extremely simple task would cause great chaos among the monkeys.
"Dahua, ask your younger brothers to quickly bring their families to gather. If you come back late, there will be no bananas to eat tonight."
Ning Yuan shouted at the top of his lungs and was unable to stop the chaos among the monkeys, so he could only ask Dahua to bring the monkeys back.
Sure enough, among the monkeys, the Monkey King's prestige was much higher than that of Ning Yuan.
Dahua just roared a few times, and the chaotic group of monkeys immediately dispersed. Soon, the monkeys from each family gathered together, and then returned to Ning Yuan one by one.
Standing on the high platform, looking at the pair of big round eyes below, Ning Yuan could not express his anger.
After heaving a long sigh, he waved his hand helplessly and said, "Go back to your station. Let's just stop here today!"
After saying that, Ning Yuan walked down the platform with a dark face.
Looking at Ning Yuan, whose face was ashen, all the soldiers nearby suppressed their smiles.
This was the first time they had seen their monarch so defeated. They did not expect that the founder of the Condor Empire, who was fearless and fearless, would be disgraced by a group of monkeys.
When they recalled the extremely chaotic scene just now and Ning Yuan's hoarse roar, they had an urge to laugh.
"snort!"
Seeing all his subordinates lowering their heads and trying hard to control their bodies, Ning Yuan snorted coldly and returned to his residence.
After returning to the mansion, Ning Yuan locked himself in the room alone. He lay on the bed, looking at the roof, constantly thinking about everything that happened today.
He originally thought that the most difficult step in forming a monkey army would be to find a group of monkeys, but he never expected that training these guys would be even more difficult.
The biggest characteristic of macaques is that they live in groups. No matter where they go, they always take care of their families.
Ning Yuan originally wanted to select some strong male monkeys to form a monkey army, but all the male monkeys, including Dahua, were unwilling to leave their wives and children.
Therefore, Ning Yuan could only choose to let them continue to act as a family unit.
It now appears that his compromise was a very serious mistake.
Those little milk monkeys and one or two year old monkeys are really naughty, and their monkey mothers are also very out of tune. They are the source of this chaos.
No matter what race the army is, no one takes care of their families. Although the monkey army does not have to fight, it still needs a certain degree of discipline. It seems that we have to find a way to kick out those women and little monkeys who are in the way, otherwise there will be Don't even think about it when they're here.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please go back and take a look. Those monkeys are causing trouble again."
Just when Ning Yuan was thinking about how to kick out those monkeys that were in the way, the guard's voice came from the door.
Hearing that the monkeys were causing trouble again, Ning Yuan immediately got up from the bed. After opening the door, Ning Yuan asked with a dark face: "What happened to those monkeys?"
"Your Majesty, they start running around after they are full, touching everything they see, and stealing delicious food as soon as they see it.
Now there is a lot of chaos everywhere, and many nearby residents have come to us to complain that monkeys have stolen things from their homes. "
Hearing that the monkey army he had formed was already stealing things, Ning Yuan suddenly felt dumbfounded.
His original intention of forming the monkey army was to let them learn to steal things and wreak havoc behind enemy lines. However, before they could steal from the enemy, one of his own was killed by them first. What is this?
After sighing helplessly, Ning Yuan ordered the guards: "Immediately inform the druids and ask them to bring the monkeys to a nearby hill. Send people to protect them 24 hours a day. From now on, let them Live in the mountains!”
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