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Chapter 12 The Power of Demacia
Chapter 12 The Power of Demacia
"Nah." Liu Ye quickly went up and covered his mouth, joking. There were so many people here and Xia Ping was talking nonsense. It was not only him who was embarrassed, but also Liu Ye and the other three.
"Xia Ping, next time you behave like this regardless of the occasion, I will uninstall lol from your computer."
"No, no, no, I was wrong, Brother Xu Xin, Brother Xu. I was wrong." Xia Ping cried and held Xu Xin's hand, refusing to let go.
"Damn it, I'm just joking. Who dares to delete your lol? You're trying to die?" Xu Xin rubbed his head helplessly. Xia Ping's obsession with lol is a lesson from the blue sky. He would give up masturbating for lol.
I think just one example is enough to show Xia Ping's love for lol.
"Let's hurry up. Class is about to start. It's almost 9 o'clock now, and there are still 5 minutes left." Xia Ping reminded everyone.
"Okay, okay, I got it~~~~~" Liu Ye and the others were pushed forward by Xia Ping's generous and powerful palms.
"But girls, the girls along the way are really, tsk tsk." Fei Cong wiped his mouth with a lustful look on his face.
"Yeah, they are all either in black silk short skirts or jade-legged hot pants. I can't hold it in." Xia Ping put a hand on Fei Cong's shoulder.
"Tsk, those beautiful legs definitely feel good to the touch, just like touching an inflatable doll."
"Damn it, can your inflatable doll compare with these holy soft girls? You are a pure and wild idiot, you only know about inflatable dolls, you have known about inflatable dolls all day long." Xia Ping looked at Fei Cong with disdain.
"Fart, what I said is..., ah, you are the pure dick..."
"You are a pure dick, I am a wild dick... I am Ultraman, you are a little monster..."
"Fart, I am Ultraman... you are ###, I am Jay Chou..."
............
Liu Ye and Xu Xin watched helplessly as Xia Ping and Fei Cong bickered, and they walked towards the teaching building while bickering.
"Xu Xin, why do you think the two of them keep making trouble all day long without being serious? Can't they just watch the pretty girls quietly like us?" Liu Ye asked Xu Xin.
"Oh, what did you say?" Xu Xin turned his head and looked at Liu Ye without knowing what he meant.
"Damn it, this well-dressed beast is peeking at some girl's butt again -" Liu Ye was filled with embarrassment.
"I asked Fei Cong and Xia Ping why they keep making trouble all day long. They are not serious and can't watch soft girls quietly like us. Let me analyze it. Come on, tell me. I know the four
You have the sharpest brain among people."
"Oh, it's very simple." Xu Xin blurted out without thinking.
"What's the reason?" Liu Ye raised his head curiously.
"Because they feel they have no sense of existence when they are with the two of us, because their looks are too ordinary. If they don't act like second-rate idiots, there will be no meaning of existence." Xu Xin gave him a sage support.
Glasses.
"Nima, you mean they are ugly? They are not on the same level as us?" Liu Ye could only sum up this sentence in the end.
"Yes." Xu Xin was not tactful at all.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Liu Ye vaguely heard the resentful sobbing beside him.
"Did you hear the sound, Xu Xin?"
"No."
Fei Cong, Xia Ping: "..."
In terms of appearance, Xia Ping and Fei Cong cannot be compared with Liu Ye and Xu Xin.
Xia Ping and Fei Cong both have average looks. They are neither ugly nor handsome. At best, they can only be said to be attractive.
But saying that Xia Ping and Fei Cong are ugly is just a joke among the four brothers. Only Liu Ye and Xu Xin can say that Xia Ping and Fei Cong are ugly.
If anyone else says it, the four of them will not let that person go. It is okay for their own brothers to harm each other at will, beat and scold each other at will. But outsiders are not allowed to even curse.
"Come on, let's go. We still need to watch the girl in the future. It's more important to go to the teaching building for class now. I'll wait until get out of class is over to watch the girl. The four of us will watch with all our hearts."
Liu Ye urged Fei Cong and the others.
"I know, I know, you are really long-winded." Xia Ping reluctantly followed Liu Ye's footsteps.
"Nima, Boss Xia Ping, you are the boss of our 521 dormitory. Do you have a boss-like demeanor? Even if you don't buy breakfast when you get up, you have to follow us when we walk!"
Liu Ye's black line is stretched very long.
"Hey, by the way, when I talked about buying breakfast, I woke up this morning and found that I was missing a piece of Mao Zedong. Damn it, I was saving money to buy Galen's skin. Damn it. Damn it."
"Ahem, it's nothing. It'll be over in a few days. Don't cry in despair." Liu Ye comforted Xia Ping with a righteous look.
"My Galen, my Demacia! The power of my golden knight Demacia, the power of my death knight Demacia!!!!"
"It's okay, this is just a cloud. Don't you have a lol box? Why do you need this? It's useless." Xu Xin asked Xia Ping curiously.
Xia Ping looked at Xu Xin angrily: "What do you know? Skin, it is a symbol of status. It must be tall, rich and handsome. A small piece of skin can tell whether you are a loser or tall, rich and handsome. Ugh.
Woo..."
"Nima, look, Li Yujie is smiling at you." Fei Cong whispered to Xia Ping.
"Where? Do I really want to wipe it?" Xia Ping's eyes were shining, and his face was full of lust.
"Fake."
"Damn." Xia Ping, Liu Ye, and Xu Xin all gave Fei Cong a gorgeous middle finger.
Just when the four of them, Liu Ye and Liu Ye, were getting into trouble, a strange sound of resentment suddenly came from one side:
"Why didn't water drip down my back when I drank Sprite? Why didn't I become more handsome when I drank Yili milk? Why didn't black silk float around when I ate Dove? Why didn't I summon Superman when I ate Big Bubble Gum? Why did I drink Wong Lo Kat?
Didn't people come by then?
Why don’t leopards chase me when I drink Jizhi syrup? Why don’t I feel like flying when I wear Xtep? Why don’t tropical fruits fly around me when I drink Guobinfen?
Why didn't Superman come out to clean my toilet when I used Mr. Mighty? Why didn't the cool beads rush out of the window when I used salt white toothpaste? Why couldn't I chew a statue when I ate Mentos?
Why didn’t I see big chunks of beef when I ate Master Kong? Why didn’t the two rabbits come out when I put Sophie on them? Why didn’t the road in front of me wear Adi Wang cracked? Why didn’t I find the questions so easy when I used the BBK reading machine?
Why can’t I become a genius even though I use Chest diapers? Why don’t I get frozen when I eat the ice factory? Why don’t I feel confident when I wash my hair with Rejoice?
Why didn't the school announce me when my mother brought Wangzi milk to school? Why did I forget to pick up Yida when I went to the supermarket to buy it, and no beautiful woman said to me: Hey! Your Yida? Why didn't the villain summon out when I drank Qixi?
Why am I still feeling low after drinking Nutritional Express? Why don’t my eyes sparkle even when I use them? Why do I still leave after eating Green Arrow? Why can I still stop when I wear Anta shoes?”
Finally, the continuous groans turned into a shocking roar:
"But what I can't stand the most is: Why can't I transform even though I have Ultraman's limited edition transformer!!!!!"
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