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When I saw the faces of these two guys later, I felt so weak and weak. I can only use weak and weak words to describe the current state of the two brothers. If they leave a psychological shadow, this life will be over. ! ! !

can't stand it can't stand it...

What's even more frightening is that the loli sister "Siyu" started leaning on Zhang Xiaopang! I can't stop shouting that I want to stick it! !

Little Fatty d(?д??): I made you feel paralyzed when I posted it!

Siyu?(⊙??)?: "Hey, boy~ It was you who said you had a secret love for my slave just now, right? Come on, Kang busy! Kang busy, gogogo!"

"Hee hee, today I will arrest you in the name of the God of War, little fat, don't run away~"

While talking, Siyu tried to hold Xiaopang's arm.

Zhang Xiaopang (?? Yi?): "Sweat! I don't want to bury people like you!"

Zhang Xiaopang is throwing up and fleeing frantically now, while his fat body is tossing and turning in this small tent, phantoms appear in bursts! Forced to go beyond the limit abruptly!

Zhang Xiaopang didn't realize until he stepped on the horse that Siyu's body odor was so "magnificent"!

An extremely sour taste pierced into Xiaopang's skull like a needle! There are simply no adjectives to express this rattling feeling!

As a sister, Ruhua is more direct...

Because Xiaobawang's heart has completely collapsed, he is kneeling on the ground, covering his eyes and trembling constantly, his dodge has been reset to zero...

This gives Ruhua a chance...

At this moment, she was looking down at the little overlord who was kneeling on the ground with a full face of arrogance, directly turning into a cold queen!

Ruhua (〃ˉ???)?: "Oh, dog man, do you think singing a love song can touch my heart? Don't think that kneeling on the ground and begging me will let you go! The dog eats my set of invincible wind first Steamer!"

"Ada ada ada ada..."

I saw that Ruhua began to shake her head frantically, and violently whipped the little bully who was kneeling on the ground with her braids that hadn't been washed in decades!

No one dared to approach it within a three-foot radius, and oil and horses were flying all over the sky!

It’s okay for the thick braids to leave streaks of grease on Xiaobawang’s body, but Ruhua bared her big yellow teeth and continued to insult Xiaobawang:

"Hehe, you just like the pleasure of being a dog, don't you? I've seen a lot of perverted and disgusting men like you."

"Do you dream that I insult you crazily and spoil you, huh?"

"Are you dreaming of kneeling at my feet and licking my toes every day? Come on, I'll give you a chance!"

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Ruhua threw off her size 47 shoes after she finished speaking, and her big black and yellow feet stepped on Xiaobawang's face! At the same time, the lashing of her braids has never stopped!

She even tried to stuff her big foot into Xiaobawang's mouth at one point...

There is silence in the entire Golden Tent, especially Jiang Yichen and the others, whose world view has collapsed. These two women and Zhang Xiaopang may be "close relatives".

wrong!

Xiaopang looks like a humanoid animal anyway, and these two old guys look like two strange beasts from mountains and seas!

Ole Chette!

The bully was so tortured that he was foaming at the mouth and his eyes were turning white!

Seeing that Xiaobawang was about to be punished, Jiang Yichen finally recovered from the shock, and hurriedly said:

(? Pan?) "Sweat! Hurry up and make them deformed... Oh no, let the two beauties stop! They are not blessed to enjoy such a blessing!"

When Jiang Yichen said the word "deformed", he clearly felt that the two veterans were staring at him, and hurriedly changed his name to "big beauty".

Drogor smiled wryly and shook his head:

"Baby girl, stop, don't be rude to distinguished guests!"

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What kind of shit! You call them daughters? ! ! !

Jiang Yichen(?Д?): "This... stepping on a horse... I'm so stupid... paralyzing me... oh shit..."

For the first time in his life, Jiang Yichen, who has always claimed to be knowledgeable and versatile, has poor words. It's really off the mark, it's getting more and more outrageous!

sweat! I just want to ask what your criteria for choosing a spouse look like? Is it more or less a bit of a race regardless of race? Like flowers and jade, could it be that you found some rare birds and animals that were mated together? !

"Wori, these two strange beasts, ah no, the mother of these two princesses is..."

The doubts of Jiang Yichen and the others could be seen. All the civil and military ministers at the side had their eyes blank, pretending to be in a daze, and no one answered Jiang Yichen's question.

Apparently the motherhood of the two "princesses" is a taboo subject...

However, under the persuasion of his father, the two "heroes" stopped ravaging Zhang Xiaopang and Xiaobawang for more than ten minutes...

At this time, Zhang Xiaopang seemed to have lost his mind, and Shi Yu had clearly stopped "arresting" his love, but Xiaopang was still crazily jumping here and there, as if there were still a pair of invisible hands behind him keep arresting him...

If Xiaopang is crazy, Xiaobawang is completely useless...

At this time, the latter was lying limp on the ground, motionless, staring at the top of the tent dumbly, two lines of tears could not stop streaming down...

From the previous big wronged species to the current walking dead...

His body was still covered with oil stains and footprints left by the old oily head like a flower, so no one dared to approach him at all, Jiang Yichen and the others didn't even have the courage to comfort him...

Jiang Yichen sighed in his heart, alas, brother, you have already had this fate! Who made you do so many sins...

Zhuo Geer didn't seem to want to explain more, but changed the topic instead:

"I heard that there is a peerless master named Tang Yin in your Tang family in the Central Plains, who has reached perfection with "Return My Piao Piao Fist". If he can come over and do a set for the little girl, maybe..."

Uh……

Jiang Yichen and the others were speechless, big brother, returning my Piao Piao fist can make people look beautiful, but it seems that they can't change the race, right? ? ?

Jiang Yichen coughed dryly twice, and seemed to muster up the courage to speak:

"Khan, I feel that it is very difficult for external forces to change the beauty of the two princesses, because they have reached a limit, and there is no way to advance. You have to find the reason yourself. This is the root... ..."

itself... at all...

Circle it, take the test!

"And our 'reward' won't be just like that?"

In other words, the benefits in front of you are one million taels of gold per person, which is enough for a bubble teapot!

ah this...

Sure enough, even Ruhuasiyu couldn't "impress" the three of them...

Drogor struggled for a while, sighed, and finally made up his mind:

"A total of seven million taels of gold is already a lot, how about this, I will give you a total of ten million taels of silver, and you will distribute it yourself."

"In addition, I promise that if one day I can drive Kafeima out of the country, I will personally go to the Central Plains, and when the time comes, I will tell the world and reward each of you with three million taels of gold!"

"In addition, if we win, we can give you 5,000 live horses, 3,000 live sheep, and 1,000 live cattle."

The more you talk about Zhuo Geer, the more heartbroken you are!

Even if he won the war and regained the territory, it would still be very strenuous to give Jiang Yichen so much when everything was waiting to be done.

"Hey, everyone, it's really not that I, Drogor, are stingy. You have also seen our current situation. We are blocked by Kafeima in Tianzhu City, and we can't get out at all, and we can't even eat enough..."

"But don't worry! But as long as we win the war, everything will gradually get better!"

"This is the best and most I can promise you now, because I don't know what will happen to our tribe after winning the war."

"But please rest assured, my promise to you is the limit that can be given in the worst case. If we win easily, then our tribe's assets are definitely the first in the grassland!"

"Money will not be a problem at that time. If you can trust me, I can give you official positions now!"