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Zhang Xiaopang and Xiao Bawang swallowed their saliva together, what the hell do I look like I like to take laxatives? Why are you asking both of us? How about seven of us in total? How about picking someone else to ask?

Jiang Yichen: (ˉ▽￣～) "Of course, as my two good brothers, you naturally have the right to choose others to help you eat~"

Pick someone else? Who to pick?

Xiaobawang and Zhang Xiaopang looked around, and found that there were only four girls left among the seven people besides Laoyinbi Jiang Yichen.

And it's so much harder than the other!

No matter how no bottom line Feng Chu and Mr. Shui Jing have, it is external. If it is internal, no matter how you say it, I am too embarrassed to let the girl come to test the medicine (the main thing is not to resist beating, otherwise these two can do anything. out).

Looking at the two people who were still "resigned to their fate", Jiang Yichen also thoughtfully mixed some water with the laxative, and kept shaking the cup until it was ready, then carefully cooled them down, and finally handed it to the two.

As expected of Jiang Yichen, this man full of details!

Just as Xiaobawang and Zhang Xiaopang were about to slip away, they found that An Nanjing and Mu Xiaorou had already blocked their retreat.

hiss……

Extending the head is a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife...

The two of them were hard-hearted, and they snorted, and a bowl of laxative was stuffy in one mouthful!

Zhang Xiaopang(;'o')o:

"Brother Overlord, as usual, get half a glass of birdie vodka first!"

Little Overlord<(｀′)> :

"Let's spend another extravagance today, Lei Ting Gaba, Master Hara!"

According to Jiang Yichen, they used laxatives to pull the two out of phase, and then pretended to be soldiers who ran back from the Meteor Ridge, so as to sneak into Kafeima's barracks...

This plan can't be called crude, at least it can be said that the dog shook his head when he saw it. Even Zhang Xiaopang and Xiao Bawang didn't believe that they could get involved, and they don't know what Old Jiang thinks...

gurgling...

After talking, the two of them clinked glasses, looked up and finished it in one gulp! A heroic temperament emerged spontaneously! There is a kind of wind rustling, easy water and cold, and the strong men go away...

Ok?

Just when the two of them found that kind of tragic and heroic mood, their stomachs suddenly began to churn.

Fuck! I can't take it anymore!

The medicine Lao Jiang bought is really powerful! No wonder even a strong horse can't carry it!

wrong! ! This medicine is absolutely wrong! How could ordinary laxatives be so powerful! Old Jiang lied to me! ! !

The mess in the intestines and stomachs has come to the backyard of the two, and the sudden change made it too late for the two of them to take off their pants!

The two directly took a breath of true qi and held back their mouths, leaning forward slightly, tightening the sphincter, trying to make its opening smaller, and then relaxing slightly, trying to release a wave of "qi" first...

What the two used was the legendary long-lost "gas-liquid separation" technology! !

This kind of magical skill can make people who are suffocated to the limit continuously contract the sphincter to continuously discharge the air in the stomach, so as to delay the time!

This wave of the two is a gamble! Just bet that the first wave it came out was a fart! !

It's a pity that this wave of two people lost in a mess...

After a burst of "crackling" sound, Xiaobawang and Zhang Xiaopang stood there in a daze.

The faces of the two were red and white at times, and those who didn't understand thought they were practicing the Great Teleportation of the Universe or something...

Women: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

Fuck! ! !

No way, these two people who are pushing the horse are not in the pockets, are they? ! ! !

The five of them moved away from the stench-smelling two people with lightning speed, and looked at Zhang Xiaopang and Xiao Bawang with disgusted eyes while pinching their noses.

Feeling the greasy stuff running down to his trousers, Xiaobawang's nose was sour, tears of grievance almost flowed out, I am the young master of the royal family in Kyoto! !

When Xiaobawang was immersed in sadness, the laxatives would not give him a chance to breathe...

Fuck! Again! !

The two of them trembled, and it was too late to care about the four girls beside them. They wanted to take off their pants and vent their anger on the spot, but this armor thief who was riding a horse couldn't get off! !

Some liquid has even flowed out through the gaps in the armor...

At this moment, Jiang Yichen yelled to them not to take it off, this is what they wanted, otherwise why would they wear this kind of armor for you? !

Is this the effect you want? ! ! ! !

?(??Д??`)?Wojiri Nima! It's been figured out for us from the time the mother puts on our armor, right? !

(??Yi?) "Male Gobi! Jiang Yichen, I will boil you, I will"

?(??┏益┓??)? "Jiang Yichen, I'll take care of you. If you step on the horse, I'll tell you, I'll do it"

...

The two of them didn't take off their trousers, and they didn't care about the flash flood behind them. They rushed towards Jiang Yichen screaming, and even took out a few talismans!

This frightened Jiang Yichen, not because he was afraid of being beaten by the two, but because he was afraid of being splashed by the Xiang on their bodies...

Even yelling for An Nanjing and Mu Xiaorou to come over to escort them, the two humanoid injectors were directly suppressed by the two women, which saved Jiang Yichen from a catastrophe...

"Damn, let me say, the so-called man is informal, able to stretch and shrink, you two are mixed up like this? You still care about chicken feathers."

"Marx once said that the weak will be immersed in misery, but the strong will only go forward when they encounter setbacks!"

"Isn't it just pulling the pocket? It's not about killing you two! Think about the reward after we complete the mission, buddy? That's a Maxima!!"

"As the saying goes, the red rabbit is among the people, and Lu Bu is among the horses. You two animals, ah, no, only the two of you can get the Chollima, so will it be far from the time when you transform into the God of War Lu Bu? Huh?"

...

After Jiang Yichen's painstaking persuasion (brainwashing) for a long time, the two finally reluctantly accepted and promised Jiang Yichen not to take off his armor...

Feng Chu and Mr. Shui Jing hanged far behind Jiang Yichen and the others in such a "cannon fire".

As for why they followed them at a distance, it was mainly because of the threats of An Nanjing and Mu Xiaorou's fists. If the two men with pockets dared to get closer to him, they would be at their own risk!

The two men who had lost their dreams had lost their eyesight at this time, like a walking corpse, but the sound of "Puff" from the back slot door from time to time meant that they were still two living people and still had "breath".

...

It wasn't until the destination was approaching that Jiang Yichen called the two men with a pocket to come over. At this time, Zhang Xiaopang and Xiao Bawang were completely marinated, and because of the reason of constant diarrhea, the whole person was in a state of dizziness. His face became pale and emaciated, and he was even a little unsteady when he stood up.

Now the smell of the two people, and the temperament exuded by the whole person, not to mention people, they have to take a detour, and the disgust and disgust in the eyes of the girls are getting heavier and heavier, Ouyang Nannan wants to put Zhang Fatty walked out...

However, Jiang Yichen was extremely satisfied. He walked around the two of them several times, saying "good" three times in a row, expressing that this effect was what he wanted!

It can be said that the places where the two of them have passed can be said to be avoided by humans and animals, and both gods and ghosts are shocked!

Phoenix chick: (╥w╥`)

Mr. Water Mirror: (╥w╥`)

Zhang Xiaopang and Xiaobawang also regained their senses slightly at this time, Jiang Yichen...you're on a horse...do you want pig's heart for shrimp? !

"Brothers, be careful. According to the marks on the map, we should have already entered the warning range of the Kafima tribe. According to their customs, a team of scouts will come to question them immediately. Everyone act according to the plan!"