Online Games: How Did I Become Famous

"Oh, I'm really annoying this baby! Do you want me to do it myself, but if that happens, I'll be ashamed..."

Little Loli rubbed her silver-white ball head indiscriminately, and kept pacing back and forth in the room. All these movements showed her inner irritability.

In the end, the little Lolita snorted coquettishly, and decided to take a look before speaking, and ordered to the outside:

"Ashu, go and help Xiaohua and the others."

And Jiang Yichen has already killed the defeated and crying fathers and mothers of the Shadow Eater Butterfly Group...

A total of fifty earth cannons were neatly arranged around the few people, and a round of fire was 50 shells!

Jiang Yichen's neck and waist are still on the detonator, and he is laughing and projecting crazily at this time!

At this time, his appearance is really the same as the big villain in the movie!

There used to be a great man: backgammon learning machine, he once said a word, no matter where you can click, my mother no longer has to worry about my safety in the foggy forest~

Jiang Yichen is constantly "checking for leaks and making up for gaps" with a detonator. Once some "lucky ones" break through the blockade of artillery fire, they will be specially "taken care of" by Jiang Yichen~

No matter how many charges Shadow Eater organized, they were blown back by Jiang Yichen and the others!

It is very difficult for these butterflies to break through this "high ground". Before they reach the top level, they dare not resist the damage of gunpowder. However, Jiang Yichen and the others have small targets, and the Shadow Eater is completely unable to avoid the coverage of firepower. scope……

Those who were bombed one by one were crying for their parents and screaming for their mothers, running away...

Feeling that Jiang Yichen is going to be the "vp" of this field, Zhang Xiaopang and Xiaobawang are no longer human beings. After a couple of bangs and bangs, each of them set up a giant catapult with a height of more than ten meters and came out!

The things thrown out are not boulders, but some unknown medicinal powder~

(??????)?????

Judging from the extremely obscene and lewd laughter of the two of them, it was clear that it was definitely not some serious drug powder.

Moreover, the medicine powder was still floating with the wind, and gradually filled the entire forest with the mist. After all, the "treasures" on these two goods can be calculated in units of "tons"...

Because the two operated regardless of whether they were the enemy or friend, the seven people, including Zai Mu Xiaoyu, were so frightened that they all put on gas masks!

The three girls, An Nanjing, Mu Xiaorou, and Ouyang Nannan, played with cannons without any hesitation. Their little faces were blackened by the gunpowder smoke, and they no longer had the temperament of a goddess.

All of them are laughing loudly. At first glance, the pure one is the male version of Jiang Yichen with a low profile!

Looking at the few humans in front of them, all the Shadow Eaters were terrified and trembling.

Are these people really "people"? Why is it different from the legend?

Our big sister Dayaorou doesn't play so fancy, does she? ? What exactly are those two perverted men's catapults projecting? Why is Ben Butterfly so restless? !

Fortunately, buddy's physique is invulnerable to all poisons, otherwise wouldn't it be a live performance?

That is to say, but they still have to be distracted to prevent the aphrodisiac from entering their bodies, which makes it more difficult for them to avoid the shells of other people...

"Wow quack quack quack quack quack quack! It's fun, it's fun!"

Jiang Yichen yelled to enjoy himself, and at the same time put out more than a dozen cannons...

Shadow Eater was terrified when she saw it, damn it! Why does this devil have such a big guy? !

A Shadow Eater Butterfly that has been bombed four times in a row has already lost its mentality. One of its wings has been completely blown off. At this time, it can't fly at all, and can only move forward on the ground...

In addition, there was a first-class Shadow Eater butterfly whose wing was blown with a hole, causing air leakage. It didn't say anything and charged forward, and it was about to escape by pulling the left and right asymmetrical wings and shaking left and right.

Even though the Lord of the Shadow Devouring Butterfly tore his throat, he didn't call it back...

Funk? ! !

This riding on a horse is a taboo for military strategists!

"History of the Ming Dynasty": Before the battle, the general who retreats first regardless of the army will kill his general; the army who retreats first regardless of the general, the rear team will kill the front team!

That is to say, if the general runs away regardless of the safety of the whole team, he will be beheaded for public display, and if the soldiers in front run away regardless of the general's life and death, the soldiers behind will kill the soldiers in front!

Why are there supervisors on the battlefield? It is to prevent soldiers from running away!

"New Tang Book": "Out of prison Xuanwu Army, own thousands of soldiers!

Because once deserters appear, the negative emotional impact on the army will be great!

As the saying goes, if there is one, there are two. Seeing that someone has escaped first, why are the rest of the Shadow Eaters scurrying away with this dry chicken feather? To be bombarded?

I can fuck you!

(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

If you run, I will run too, let's all run together!

Shadow Eater: "Bridge bean sack! Brothers in the back wait for me, I'm coming too!"

Lord of Shadow Devouring Butterfly: If I am you, I will...

Just when the butterfly group was distracted, A Shu sent by Little Lolita finally arrived, and the two Lords of the Shadow Devouring Butterflies finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I saw a miniature tree man about 1.5 meters leading a group of small tree men one meter high to rush over to support, and then stabilized the group of Shadow Devouring Butterflies so that they did not collapse immediately.

Made! Fatty is right, he really wants to be a fairy!

It's a pity that this demon is not each other's demon...

Although the faces of these dryads are very human-like, they have mouths and noses, and they seem to be able to speak human words, but these little dryads are all male,...

That's all for the public, after all, Xiaopang has always been a vegetarian.

But they are also quite ugly, all of them are combed with green dirty braids (braided from roots and leaves), and their faces are a bit like Snow White... the same as the dwarfs in the seven dwarfs.

If it's just about body shape and appearance, Zhang Xiaopang is not unacceptable, anyway, it's the same when the lights are turned off...

The main reason is that these little dryads are all bare-chested now, and their skin is dry and wrinkled. You don't even need to use your hands, you can imagine the rough feeling.

Moreover, there is a pair of Pinocchio's nose on the top of the mouth, which is thin, long and pointed, which directly cut off Xiaopang's last thoughts...

Sure enough, the fairy tales are all deceptive. The dryad is not necessarily a young lady, and there are no elves in the forest. There are only wooden villains in the forest~

I saw the leader, a 1.5-meter tree spirit, with his arms spread out, holding a pipe of dry tobacco between the index finger and ring finger of his right hand, his eyes wandering, and he took a light puff as soon as he came up, as if there were endless sorrows surrounding it...

what……

Jiang Yichen: (_)ノ "Ha...Hello~Mr. Tree?"

Zhang Xiaopang: (′?д?｀) "Mr. Tree, do you know a tree spirit named Da Zhuang?"

Little Overlord: (???????)? "Mr. Tree, do you know a female tree spirit named Xiaomei?"

Ok?

I was taken aback at 1.5 meters, how did these three human boys know my nickname? Apart from Yaorou big sister, no one else knows this name, right?

Mr. Tree: (? Words? ╬) "You guys wantonly slaughtered and destroyed in my foggy forest! If you don't give us an explanation, just leave your life here today!"

Give you an explanation?

Jiang Yichen waved his hand generously:

( ?° ~ ?°) "Damn, I thought it was a big deal, didn't I just want me to give an explanation? You fucking said it earlier? You didn't say it until now? It seems that you can't beat it I, now I have to explain, right?"

"Here! Take it away, no thanks!"

After speaking, Jiang Yichen took out a bundle of tape from the system backpack and threw it at 1.5 meters...

adhesive tape……

Does labor and capital mean riding a horse? ! Who is your Chinese teacher? !

Dryad: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ fuck you ua!

"Little thief! Don't be so glib in front of your grandpa, today I will take your dog's life and go back to meet my lord!"

No matter what Jiang Yichen and the other three said, the dryad put Yaorou's mission first!

Not to mention Mr. Shu, even Zhang Xiaopang and the others were stunned. Is it really tape? ! ! !

What the hell are you stuffing into the system backpack every day?