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Prey:?

What the hell? Brothers are afraid of playing in the dark, right? And it fucking rhymes!

The fat man was annoyed, this time he was really annoyed!

There is no reason for this kind of anger, Xiaopang simply wants to kill these birdmen in front of him now!

This is the unified psychology of a Chinese person when encountering a foreign enemy invasion. Although Cao Shangfei and Zhang Xiaopang have also fought fiercely, in the final analysis, both of them are Chinese people in reality, and they both belong to Dongshen in the game. boundary.

And the golden retriever in front of him knew at a glance that he must be a bastard from the beautiful country!

Looking at the little fat man whose eyes seemed to be bursting with flames, Pu Lei spread his hands in front of him alone:

╮(╯_╰)╭

"You are the "that person" in the mouth of the perverted grass Shangfei? I think that's the case! What? Is it more myself than others if I have two taels of fat on my body? It's still an insurmountable peak, so don't let it go This rainbow spiral fart!"

Looking at Zhang Xiaopang who bowed his head and said nothing, Pu Lei couldn't help pointing at him:

ヽ( ￣д￣)ノ

"I rely on my own punches and kicks, not relying on other people's bragging! Those are just illusions! Little fat man, don't keep your head down and don't talk. If you have the ability, come over and fight with me. !"

"I don't believe it, you fat man can be more perverted than that gay guy?!"

! ! !

You can't help but believe it or not!

Several gamer girls in the Eastern God Realm, such as Haoyue Dangkong and Huahua Don't Like to Cry, immediately took a few steps back, and some girls watching the live broadcast even closed their eyes directly.

really!

As soon as Pu Lei finished speaking, Zhang Xiaopang's plump body rushed towards the blond Pu Lei with extremely agile speed.

Pu Lei narrowed his eyes, he was naturally not a fool, and it was obvious from the reactions of other people in the Eastern God Realm that this fat man was not an idler.

The reason why he said so much just now was to make the fat man angry and show his flaws!

Now looking at Zhang Xiaopang who came over recklessly, Pu Lei felt that the battle was almost certain, because although this fat man was fast, in his eyes, he was full of flaws.

I saw Prey's hands clicking the space in front of him continuously:

"Profound Truth: Holy Light - Continuous Penetration!"

More than a dozen pure white rays of light shot at Zhang Xiaopang who was running wildly!

After the battle with Cao Shangfei just now, Pu Lei understood that their locking skills in the Western God Realm can be dodged by players in the Eastern God Realm.

Instead of this, it is better to directly cover it with firepower!

When Zhang Xiaopang saw these white lasers, he was also taken aback for a moment. Needless to say, the skills of the Western God Realm are really cool! Players from the Eastern God Realm really can't do this step...

However, what looks fancy is not useful, it's just a fake trick!

Target locked!

Fatty shouted loudly:

"Take your fat master's trick, really: love is stronger than gold and seven days lock!"

As if they had expected Fatty to make such a move, Haoyue Dangkong and the girls immediately narrowed their eyes, afraid of being disgusted by the next battle, but they didn't want to close their eyes completely.

Fatty's fighting style makes him uncomfortable for a day without looking at it, so he will feel uncomfortable for a day just looking at it...

With a sound of "click", Zhang Xiaopang firmly locked the confused Pu Lei for the second time.

Prey:? ? ? ?

Come again? You and that Cao Shangfei came from the same school, right? The postures of the chain people are all like riding a horse!

Although a few beams of light finally pierced through Zhang Xiaopang's body, they were all avoided by Xiaopang. Those small injuries were harmless to Zhang Xiaopang who was traveling all over the world.

Feeling that the people below have been suppressed, Zhang Xiaopang also heaved a sigh of relief. Originally, he thought that the cultivation systems of the Eastern God Realm and the Western God Realm were divided differently, and he was afraid that they would not be able to lock them down. Now it seems that the worry just now was unnecessary. up.

Zhang Xiaopang couldn't help laughing at the thought that he would be able to show his talents again soon!

Tsk, the yellow hair is so handsome! So Xiaopang licked Pray's earlobe directly as an appetizer!

Pu Lei's body stiffened again, these two perverts really came from the same school!

Why are you so tricky? !

However, now Pray has mastered the method of cracking this lock technique! I saw Pu Lei chuckled at Xiaopang:

"A mere lock technique? Little Doyle!"

"Look at my mystery: the purification of angels!"

Trail?

Zhang Xiaopang changed from licking to biting and sucking lightly, and while biting, he was angry at Preha~

Pu Lei could only feel the smell of leeks blowing towards his face, and he could clearly see a few shreds of leeks sticking between Zhang Xiaopang's teeth~

vomit……

Just a little bit! He almost threw up! Fortunately, due to the high-level aristocratic education that Pray received since he was a child, this allowed him to stabilize his inner turmoil and maintain his "proud" image.

"Profound Meaning: Purification of Angels! Purify me!!!"

Xiaopang smiled like a wretched idiot, deducted the shredded leeks in his mouth, and stuffed it into Puley's mouth:

?(￣?﹃￣?)? Elegant Butterfly~Yiku~

"Purify? Continue to purify? The more you purify, the more excited I am, wow!!"

After speaking, Xiaopang's hand directly poked in from below, and with a familiar hand, he grasped the baguette that he was thinking of!

Fatty: (??????‵)ノ╰ひ╯

"Goose box, goose box, come, let the fat man play with it~"

Everyone:?

Hey, that's not right, Xiaopang, who "squeezed" the baguette, was shocked, this...how is this different from what I saw on TV, the one in the beautiful country should not be...

Everyone covered their faces, this trick again! But there is no way, one trick is eaten all over the world!

It should come sooner or later...

Prey:? ! !

(? Mouth?) Wo Nima!

"Why are you more perverted than that buddy just now! Purify! Purify! Purify me!!!"

Xiaopang coughed dryly twice:

??

Fatty: (·_·) I don’t feel refreshed at all

Prey:? ? ?

Not only insulting my body, but also my soul? ! !

Prey: (;≥dish≤)

"You fart! Is the size of Lao Tzu more intentional than you can imagine?!"

Whoops!

You can question Fatty's character, but you can't question Fatty's ancestral craftsmanship!

Fat (angry｀Д′angry): "I can tell how big you are by touching it! No, you can't even call it a size, like a fucking peanut! The biggest is the level of a drunkard peanut !"

"Peanuts"...

"Drunk Peanuts"? ! !

After listening to Xiaopang's words about tigers and wolves, no matter whether it is the Eastern God Realm or the Western God Realm, whether it is an aborigine or an outsider, whether it is a live broadcast or a live broadcast, everyone has been silenced...

Even Michael, the way he looks at Pray has changed a bit at this time, is Pry's guy so trivial?

Pu Lei's face flushed instantly, which also made everyone believe Xiaopang's words even more. Pu Lei's biggest is the level of a drunkard peanut!

Huangmao Pulei instantly became ashamed, hehe, some people are alive, but he is already dead, and now he just wants to escape from this world...

And the culprit of all this is the fat man behind him! !

"Mystery! Angel's Sanction!"

"flash!"

"Profound Truth! Seraph's Mercy"

No matter how Pray shouted or cast spells, his blue bar always showed a gray and locked state. Now, he can only rely on his physical strength to fight Xiaopang lo.

But now that his vitals have been taken care of, what can he use to fight Xiaopang? ?

Prey: ?(ò依ó?)

"Let go of me if you have the guts! What kind of a hero is you if you keep locking me? Fight me openly! Fight!!!"

Fatty nodded:

"It makes sense, then I'll use my ultimate move to fight you in an open and honest battle!"