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"Forget it, I still don't want to treat Nima anymore. Nima has such a serious history of sexual diseases, menstrual disorders, cervical erosion, and uterine fibroids."

"If it doesn't work, just dig out your mother's uterine fibroids, and make uterine fibroid soup for that white-clothed man next to you."

"Hey, the one with the knife facing up, are you just kidding? Are you just kidding?"

Yuan Pingyi and Sun Wangyun turned their attention to Shangguan with a knife, Jiang Yichen scolded them, he could bear it, but if someone snickered, that's absolutely unacceptable!

Sensing the gazes of the two, the muscles on Shangguan's face that had just been raised with the knife froze, and he coughed twice immediately:

"Cough, cough, Jiang Yichen, I didn't laugh, Jiang Yichen, don't slander and wrong a good person casually."

Jiang Yichen nodded:

"I wronged a good man? You stole the leucorrhea from the mother with the hair in the blue shirt in the middle of the night, and you secretly drank the leucorrhea and seaweed soup when you came home. Do you pretend that I don't know?"

Yuan Ping shook his head, with that signature smile still on his face:

"Jiang Yichen, it's useless. Verbal abuse is like a breeze blowing in front of me. It has no lethality. Come on, if you have anything else to scold, just come."

Jiang Yichen:?

"I think you look like a hybrid rice, maybe it's a product of a hybrid between Nima and something, what? Everyone is genetically modified rice, and you still get me a genetically modified human?"

Yuan Pingyi: "Hehe, you continue."

Jiang Yichen:?

"I heard that Nima still has the beauty of motherhood, from nobles and nobles to roadside scavengers. Whenever your mother encounters them, she will reward them severely, right?"

Yuan Pingyi: "Hehe, you continue."

Jiang Yichen:? ?

"I think Nima is dissatisfied with desire, right? What? Your father plus you plus your father can't satisfy your mother alone?"

Yuan Pingyi: "Hehe, you continue."

Jiang Yichen:? ? ? ?

"It's really impossible to bring this scumbag in white and that snickering man with a knife together, let's indulge ourselves!"

"I absolutely cannot accept Nima not being among the top ten people who moved the world in the wasteland!"

Yuan Pingyi: "Hehe, you follow..."

"Snapped"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a loud slap. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old face of the Ministry of Education was slapping him.

"Are you so stupid? People are scolding your mother, scolding my wife! You put this "hehehehe" chicken feathers on the horse! You "hehe" Nima! How did labor and management give birth to such a useless son like you? !"

Jiang Yichen nodded in agreement:

"Indeed, I don't blame Master Shangshu. After all, I was young and inexperienced at the time, so I was really impulsive. If I knew it, I should have pulled it out and folded it on the wall."

The hall was once again silent...

Wang Teng, who was peeping at the longan, was having a lot of fun at the moment, and the notebook was about to be filled up by him, but Jiang Yichen, what kind of tiger and wolf words did you say, are you sure you can pass the trial?

Wenbu Shangshu was the first to react:

"Shame! Obscene! Despicable! People like Jiang Yichen should be executed at the Meridian Gate!"

Jiang Yichen picked his nose, rubbed the secretion inside into a round shape, and bounced it directly onto the head of Wenbu Shangshu.

"What's the dog's name? This is the Golden Luan Palace. Wang Teng didn't even say that he wanted to kill me. You have the qualifications of chicken feathers? Why? Your wings are so hard, Wang Teng is not dead yet, you are going to point out the country?"

Wo Nima! What are you talking about? !

As soon as Jiang Yichen said this, the Minister of Education trembled and immediately knelt down.

"The sky is above, the sun and the moon can learn from each other! This old man has a sincere heart towards the dynasty!"

Jiang Yichen frowned:

"You fucking fart! You still want to contact me to rebel! You even asked me to hide more than a hundred thousand sets of armor, weapons, and artillery for you!"

Everyone: What is d(?д??)? ! !

The pupils of a bearded general immediately stood up:

"Old Yuan! You are so brave! How dare you conspire against us?!"

A second-rank literary general stroked his beard, then shook his head, and said sadly:

"Old Yuan, this matter really shouldn't be... How could you... Sigh!"

The atmosphere above the court suddenly became a little subtle. Although people above 99 think that Jiang Yichen is talking nonsense, it does not prevent them from "adding insult to injury"~

Wenbu Shangshu: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

"Fart! Jiang Yichen is the one who is farting! When did I contact you, I'll fuck you, Zhuo!"

Damn it, labor and management have the guts to rebel! Jiang Yichen's shit pot can be buckled! !

It's hard to imagine that the always gentle and elegant Minister of the Ministry of Education actually uttered dirty words again and again today. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality...

The officialdom is crueler than the battlefield!

Jiang Yichen said it casually, but as long as someone with a heart takes advantage of it, the impact on him will really be extraordinary!

Jiang Yichen spread his hands:

ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ "I fart? So what is this?"

After speaking, Jiang Yichen took out a pair of armor that came out from the Kaphima weapon Curry.

...

Fuck! It's so real! !

And it's not ordinary armor, it's heavy armor that's extremely good at charging! !

The hall was dead silent again, and the faces of some generals changed instantly! Some Wen Jiang even sat down on the ground paralyzed from fright.

Not to mention the person involved, the Minister of the Ministry of Culture, at this time his throat rolled twice, but he couldn't say a word, and the sweat beads on his forehead kept sliding down.

Yuan Ping swallowed his saliva, as if to cheer himself up, he said loudly:

"Father! What can a mere pair of armor explain? I don't know where this Jiang Yichen got it! Such an obvious trick, can everyone present not see it?"

Mere?

This is what Jiang Yichen was waiting for!

I saw him frantically pulling his hands out, throwing armor and weapons out as if free of money, and finally pulled out an earthen cannon with a "clang" sound!

The quiet needle drop in the hall can be heard...

Even Mr. Yuan, who climbed to the position of Minister of the Ministry of Culture after experiencing the "reign of terror", knelt on the ground and trembled uncontrollably...

What's going on with this horse?

How can an outsider have so many weapons of war? !

At this moment, Old Yuan could only kneel on the ground and kowtow unceasingly. At this time, any verbal excuses were so pale and powerless in front of the weapons all over the floor.

It is a capital crime for ordinary people to hide armor privately, but the nobles are not "superior" to ordinary people in this respect, but are even stricter!

Officials of the fifth rank and above, but who found out that they hid armor privately, all the families were copied and executed, and the nine clans were implicated!