Online Games: Only I Can See Hidden Information
Chapter 737 Birth, Old Age, Sickness And Death
"Uu——"
The dead have become living horses!
A wild horse ran out of the funeral home and disappeared into the night.
Xu Qingfeng:......
He wanted to chase him, but even if he used his powerful ninth-level God of War ability, he couldn't catch up with Xue Meng!
You don’t have the ability, you know.
More importantly, Xu Qingfeng realized something terrible!
He really met Xiaoyao!
Xue Meng can't change into a horse, but what he does after turning into a horse is secondary.
The most important thing is the Taoist in front of me!
What to do next? !
Countless thoughts flashed through Xu Qingfeng's mind, and he was stunned on the spot.
The Taoist glanced at the mess and shook his head.
"gone."
Since there are no dead people, there is no need to perform rituals.
No need to do anything, it’s time to go home and sleep.
Second Master Ying followed the Taoist while winking at Xu Qingfeng crazily.
Xu Qingfeng is also very desperate!
Xiaoyao is here to perform rituals, and he will not perform rituals if he is not dead.
What can Xu Qingfeng do?
Kill yourself now to cheer up everyone? !
"Please stay!"
Xu Qingfeng said the words, but his mind was still blank.
Fortunately, Second Master Ying has two brains after all, and he can think faster than ordinary people, so he continued,
"There are still dead people in your family who need to perform rituals?"
Xu Qingfeng:......
With the public security in Nanjiang City, it would be difficult for Xu Qingfeng to find a dead person.
Although I don’t know what happened,
but,
Xu Qingfeng realized one thing, Xiaoyao regarded himself as an ordinary person, and kept Ying Er by his side, setting up a stall during the day and doing things at night...
Is this a lack of money?
Xu Qingfeng stepped forward bravely and said with a smile,
"Look, this...please come to our house to do something, always express your gratitude...the carriage fee, yes, the carriage fee!"
The Taoist shook his head and said, "Walk."
After opening his mind, Xu Qingfeng's vision instantly broadened.
"We don't need the carriage fee, but we have to accept the tea fee."
In order to prevent the Taoist from rejecting him again, Xu Qingfeng picked up a teapot and poured it into Master Ying's mouth.
"Gulu—Gulu—"
Second Master Ying was so confused that he was fed so much water that he almost ate the teapot as well.
The Taoist is thoughtful.
Seeing that Xiaoyao didn't refuse, Xu Qingfeng started to take out money, and more than 40,000 yuan was placed in front of Second Master Ying.
"That's all I have. I rented a coffin for Xue Meng for 3,000, bought a small box for 1,999, and 3,000 for funeral expenses. The rest are here."
Second Master Ying looked at Xiaoyao, "Third Uncle, can I accept this money?"
Xiaoyao asked back,
"Is this pot of tea worth the money for you to drink?"
Second Master Ying's eyes lit up and he nodded frantically.
"It's worth it! It's so worth it! I've never had such delicious tea in my life..."
Xu Qingfeng made arrangements for Xue Meng's funeral. He never thought that anyone would come. There were no arrangements for tea or snacks.
The teapot was left behind by a previous family. It had been there for who knows how many days, and there were still tiny protein flying objects in the tea leaves...
For this thing, Mr. Ying can be unconscionable and say that it is worth more than 40,000 yuan.
visible,
After spending a long time with Shura, even the Second Master Ying will be changed.
Xiaoyao nodded,
"Then take it."
After saying that, he left with Ying Er.
On this trip, the ritual was not completed, but I earned more than 40,000 yuan when I left.
The Taoist walked under the dim light. Behind him, the second master was counting money and chanting,
"Third uncle, let's move to a bigger house. The two bedrooms and one living room will accommodate the three of us. It's too crowded..."
Xu Qingfeng was left alone, doubting his life.
After Xiaoyao was out of sight, Xu Qingfeng came to his senses and quickly called Boss Zhao.
"Boss Zhao! Boss Zhao!"
Xu Qingfeng told the other party truthfully about his previous experiences.
Zhao Qian is already numb...
Ying Er goes crazy, can meet Xiaoyao...
Xue Meng pretends to be dead so he can meet Xiaoyao...
If there's something wrong with my head, I can't refresh this task!
"Okay, I get it!"
Zhao Qian hung up the phone and sighed.
He knew in his heart that this time, the lunatic Ying Er might have got it right.
Only by going through life, old age, illness and death like ordinary people can we have the chance to meet Xiaoyao...
"Birth, old age, sickness and death?!"
An idea flashed in Zhao Qian's mind and he captured something.
As the second in command of Wanwu Pavilion, Zhao Qian actually knows Xiaoyao very well.
After all, there are only a few people who have a lot of contact with Xiaoyao on weekdays.
Zhao Qian was sure of one thing: Xiaoyao definitely didn't come to the human world just to see.
If you want to see the human world, for Xiaoyao, it doesn’t matter where you look!
Is He coming to earth for a walk?
Zhao Qian, who had vaguely touched the truth, became more and more clear-minded.
What is there in the world?
Birth, old age, sickness and death.
Shadow 2 is illness, Xue Meng is death.
Birth, old age, these two key points!
Zhao Qian quickly grabbed his cell phone and started making calls.
"Buy the obstetrics and gynecology departments of all hospitals in Nanjiang City, as well as nursing homes and nursing communities..."
Zhao Qian felt that he would probably meet his boss this time!
...
the next day.
In Nanjiang City, a quarrel broke out in front of a hair transplant institution.
A middle-aged man was furious and cursed.
"Didn't you say that hair transplantation is possible? I brought all the toilet advertisements!"
This man had amazing bones, an extraordinary appearance, and simple clothes, but he was very generous with his actions.
He had only one request: good hair.
The hair transplant doctor was also very annoyed.
"I think you are deliberately looking for trouble, right?"
"You have a bald head and have hair transplanted. Where can I get your hair?"
The middle-aged man became angry, pointed at the position above his head, and fought hard based on it.
"You say bald again! One, three, ninety-nine, four-four, they are all still alive and well, why do they say I am bald?!"
He is Xie Wennan, who has traveled across the abyss, is invincible below the demon god, and is the indomitable war god of the human race.
What I hate most in this life is when others say he is bald!
The two sides exchanged passionate blows for half an hour before the climax of the game ended.
"A lot of anger hurts the body, a lot of anger hurts the body..."
Xie Wennan walked on the street, comforting himself.
Harmful to the body and prone to hair loss.
In the past few days, he has been guarding near Nanjiang City, and yesterday he received a strange order.
Let Xie Wennan enter Nanjiang City and live like an ordinary person. Unless the human race is in danger of annihilation, don't take action.
Life, Xie Wennan has no problem.
If he were an ordinary person, the thing he would most want to do would probably be a hair transplant.
Because the strength is too strong, the scalp has developed the strongest defense and cannot grow hair at all.
Not to mention hair transplants.
but,
Xie Wennan is obsessed with hair transplantation...
He passed by a wig shop, walked in by mistake, and started choosing wigs.
At this time, a horn sounded outside the door, attracting Xie Wennan's attention.
From the loudspeaker, a seemingly crazy sissy shouted at the top of her voice,
"We can do fortune telling for five yuan a time, fake weddings and funerals, and all the work of a Taoist priest. We can cure all diseases..."
This voice sounds familiar.
What really moved Xie Wennan was what the other party said was a cure-all for all diseases!
This baldness...can probably be considered a disease.
Xie Wennan hurried out and found a Taoist priest walking on the street, a lunatic.
He looked familiar to both of them, but he couldn't recognize each other's true identity.
"hiss--"
The bald Xie Wennan looked at the weird duo in front of him with suspicion in his eyes and asked tentatively,
"Hello, Taoist Priest, is it really possible to grow hair?"
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