Lord Odin: "Where's the key? Bring it! Didn't you say you spent a lot of money in the hands of Qianben Sakura to get it?"
The magician is a shock!
The information is real, but the key is absolutely fake!
That Qianben Ying has changed from Jiangnan, and the Metropolis has only one hand?
It's weird to be able to unlock it, the real key is probably still in Jiangnan's hands!
But at this time, the magician can only take out the key!
"God Lord, listen to me, this key is..."
Lord Odin: "Don't say it anymore! How much money will you spend to make up for it, how can I treat you badly?"
Said, grabbed the key and inserted it into the computer!
The magician has a dark face, this special meow is not about money, why are you so different from me?
After inserting the key, the screen prompts again in English: "The key match is correct, the program is unlocking, 1%..."
Lord Odin's face flushed with excitement, staring at the screen with his eyes wide open!
"Haha! In this way, our Illuminati will be unmatched in the field of spells, and the plan will be accomplished!"
"Magician, you are really my right-hand man!"
The magician's brain is also buzzing, the match is successful?
Is this key real? how is this possible?
wrong! Not right!
The progress bar reads to 100%, the file is unlocked!
The screen automatically pops up a video!
I saw a two-meter-tall muscular cute girl with double ponytails holding two green onions and dancing her waist crazily!
"Come on! Keep up with my beat! Dance together!"
"Hold your head with both hands ~ twist your waist, swing your hips, shake your legs and laugh!"
Meanwhile, bgm sounded!
"Yo Ai~ Friends of the pot are crooked~ Kick it! Kick it! Kick it! Kick it!"
A magical "phut hon" looping!
Every time the muscular cute girl twists her waist and swings her hips, she gets stuck on the drum beat of bgm!
Also thoughtfully made a stroke effect!
For a while, the entire Illuminati secret base was silent and stunned!
Lord Odin: ('*mouth*`) Ahhhh!
"What is this riding horse, my eyes! Eyes!"
A scream came from the mouth of Lord Odin, and his body almost instinctively punched the computer screen!
Directly dry through the computer screen! A puff of white smoke rose from the screen!
The whole base was quiet, and the magician's face turned white!
Isn't this muscular cute girl the one who danced the green onion dance in Central Park?
Gangnam! I just ~%?…;# *’ Ah!
Pit Laozi is not enough, is it? It's really not right!
fake! Quan Te Meow is fake!
Is Lao Tzu still a pick-up man after all?
The computer screen was smashed through, but the next moment all the displays in the secret base were all blue-screened, and a small video was playing at the same time!
"Kick it! Kick it! Kick it! Kick it!"
The iron bull is dancing wildly!
Swing your hips and step on the drum!
Waist like a tiger!
The blue light is super clear!
Odin exploded: "Close it to me! Shut me down quickly! What kind of evildoer is this!"
The staff went crazy: "Turn off... can't turn it off, wow, there is a virus in our system!"
"Not good! The data in the database is frantically deleting itself!"
"Hey~ hurry up! Pull the switch and pull out the network cable!"
The secret base was completely fried, and the iron bull was killed without thinking that he had gone abroad!
At this moment, God Lord Odin looks at the magician's eyes and can kill people!
"You explain to me! What is this? That's how you work? Huh?"
If you waste so much energy, you will bring back a monster for Lao Tzu?
The magician was in a cold sweat: "It all depends on Jiangnan, it was given to me by Jiangnan! It all depends on him, and it has nothing to do with me! I..."
Odin gritted his teeth: "Fart! This right-hand man, I don't want it!"
"Stay on the horse and run! Photon cannon!"
[The resentment value from David Copperfield +1000! ]
[From David…]
...
Going to the military vehicle at Longyuan headquarters, Jiang Nan looked at the refreshed list of grievances, hey hey!
Magicians don't really use keys to unlock hard drives, do they?
There is a big surprise there, but Jiangnan spent an afternoon to make the video!
The thief is energetic!
After returning to the country, Jiangnan felt relieved, and after thinking about it, he could not help but take out his mobile phone and send a message to the big wolf!
Nanshen: The safety charm is very useful. I will go to Longyuan headquarters first, then go to the college in the afternoon and tell Xuexue to prepare the dishes and wait for me to go home!
⸜(* ॑꒳ ॑* )⸝
After going out for so long, Jiangnan felt homesick!
Thinking of Xue Xuelang destroying them, Jiang Nan's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
Maybe it's because of the people who care about him that he was able to handle it when he was in Area 53?
The message is almost back in seconds!
Big Wolf Extinction: ٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗜ ˂̶͈́)۶咿~ I miss you so much!
I'll take Xuexue to run and exercise, and give you hot dishes!
(ˊo̴̶̷̤ ̫ o̴̶̷̤ˋ)
Jiangnan scratched his head!
What is the relationship between running and hot dishes?
Didn't I get any new food for me when I got home?
Haven't finished the New Year's Eve dinner you made during the New Year's Eve?
"I don't want to eat leftovers, make me something new?"
Big Wolf Extinction: (◦`~′◦) You big fool!
[The resentment value from Xia Yao +777! ]
[from…]
Jiangnan: (๑·̌.·̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
After receiving the phone, Jiang Nan tilted his head and whispered, "Big sister Unicorn, are you still there?"
A small jelly-like hand protruded from the high-dimensional space and squeezed Jiangnan's hand lightly!
Jiangnan felt relieved for a while!
Finally, I have the intention to check the system. Although Xiao Cherry spent nine million of her grievance points, there is still a lot left!
In addition, the grievance value has come to more than 8.3 million after leveling off the 53 area!
In order to prevent the system from refusing to upgrade the card for himself, Jiangnan took out a small notebook and recorded the cost of every grievance value!
Having returned to China, the crisis has been largely resolved, so there is no need to accumulate grievances to deal with emergencies!
Just throw in 5 million and start the lucky ten consecutive draws!
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation Prize: A Green Onion Sword! ]
[Congratulations on winning! Prize: A pair of Passionate Gloves! ]
...
5 million grievance points smashed in, 17 pairs of gloves, and some green onions!
Jiangnan's heart is not disturbed, Jiangnan has become accustomed to this pit wall explosion rate!
Another 3 million! I can't believe the new prizes!
After running out of 1.7 million, the prize list finally has a new prize!
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation Prize: A Paralysis Gold Ring! ]
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation Prize: Paralysis…]
...
Jiang Nan stiffened abruptly!
There are no new serious prizes, but new consolation prizes?
Other Jiangnan are not interested, mainly because there is a golden word on the side!
gold ring? Golden?
The system has finally become a human being, even if it's useless, the gold ring can still be sold for a small amount of money!
3 million grievance points smashed into it, and more than 100 paralysis gold rings were pulled out!
Quickly go to the system inventory to check the effect!
[Paralyze the golden ring! ]
Effect: 100% paralyze the enemy! The wearer needs to poke the opponent's body with the finger with the ring to trigger the effect! The ring is valid for 30 minutes!
Click him to paralyze him!
Point you you are paralyzed!
Point who is paralyzed!
Where are you not satisfied! so easy!
Mama don't have to worry about my problems anymore!
Use both hands to point out your own legend!
ᕕ( ՞ټ՞)—☞✧
Jiang Nan has a dark face, looking at the introduction of the function, there is always a feeling of being scolded by the system!
What the hell is this paralysis ring?
Who numbs who?
This is similar to the big green stick, and it doesn't have to hit the sky?
Just poking any part of the body can trigger the paralysis effect?
It's really Frog Seed, his dad opened the door for Frog Seed!
Wonderful home!
With your own space wormhole, wouldn't that numb whoever you want to numb?
Artifact!
The excited Jiang Nan quickly took out the paralysis gold ring to check it out!
The ring thief is expected, shiny gold, exudes the smell of money!
The abbreviation of "Paralysis" is engraved on the ring face!
mb!
Jiang Nan fell in love at the first sight of it. It's more than ten grams, right?
Just about to put it on my hand, can't wait to try the paralyzing effect!
But he was hesitant!
It's a consolation prize, what the hell do you know about the weird side effects?
But the effect is really powerful!
Grit your teeth and stomp your feet!
I can't bear to have children who can't eat candy!
Let it go!
He immediately put it on the index finger of his left hand, looked around, and couldn't help but land on Ye Zhenguo, who was sitting in the co-pilot!
This is such a terrifying Daotian, why can't he be paralyzed?
The perfect subject sits right in front of him, no need for nothing!
Jiang Nan, who was wearing the paralysis gold ring, leaned forward, and when the space wormhole opened, his fingers passed through the seat back and poked Ye Zhenguo's back!
Immediately, he looked at Ye Zhenguo with a look of anticipation!
Seeing that Ye Zhenguo frowned slightly, he continued to pick his nostrils!
Jiangnan: ? ? ?
No response at all? Shouldn't it be?
Is Daotian so powerful?
Am I not poking hard enough? Still need to poke a few more times?
So Jiangnan's fingers went in and out three times in the space wormhole, and stabbed Ye Zhenguo's back crazily, all poking out phantoms!
Ye Zhenguo leaned back on the seat with a puzzled look on his face: "Why do I feel like someone poking my back? It's pretty cool!"
Li Bing, who was driving, said with a smile: "Nowadays cars come with seat massage. Have you ever experienced it before?"
Ye Zhenguo laughed: "Old man! I can't keep up with the development of the times! This seat massage is very comfortable! Praise and praise!"
Jiangnan: ! ! !
Fart seat massage, that's what I poked!
Why not numb?
Paralyzed! You numb me!
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