Opening: Stealing Superman's Stuff

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"Sir, in the two people you tested just now, one of them has a super reaction, and the reaction level can basically destroy the entire NY."

"Who?"

"That woman".

Eurichette! … Tony just wants to greet a lot of people right now.

Although he was just a test just now, he did not expect to be detected by J.A.R.V.I.S. unusual.

What kind of super reaction can destroy the whole NY?

The last alien invasion? Or someone like Thor?

No, no, Thor can't do that, at least not that easy.

In other words, this cute looking woman is a big shot?

"Tony?… Tony?"

"Ah... oh, Pepper, what's wrong?"

Peibo frowned: "What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? I called you several times just now and you didn't answer me."

"It's okay, let's go back after eating! I need to deal with something."

Pepper stopped and looked at Tony in disappointment and helplessness.

Tony froze for a moment: "Sorry, I forgot it's your birthday, how about we follow the old rules?"

Tony left in a hurry with a bank card on the table.

"Well, this year's gift is from me again."

It doesn't seem like it's the first time, and it doesn't look like it will be the last time. He turned his head to look at Sean and Zhixin, suddenly envious.

Inside The Avengers Base.

All the people who could come gathered here, looking at Tony's gloomy face, obviously nothing good would happen.

How big a blow was it to make the arrogant and arrogant Tony become like this?

Could it be that he was dumped when he went to pick up beautiful girls?

Damn Fake Man... ah no, it's the cat-sucking leader... um, it's Fury.

"Tony, you should know that we don't have time to play with you now. What's the situation with gathering everyone here?"

The captain's explosive figure sat aside, feeling a little bored.

"Guys, guess who I saw today? You never thought of it."

"A pretty girl?" Black widow quipped.

Tony's face changed, and everyone suddenly felt pain in their eggs, wouldn't it be true? If so, he might have to reassess the importance of Tony's words.

"Uh...that's right, it's a girl." Looking at the faces of everyone who rolled their eyes, he was speechless for a while.

"Kang busy, don't do this, okay? Let me finish, it's true that she's a girl, but she's already married."

Hawkeye paused: "I think it's a pity for you".

Tony agrees with this: "Yes, it's beautiful, a kind of beauty I've never seen before, uh... stop".

"What I'm saying is that J.A.R.V.I.S detected a super-reaction in this woman that was enough to blow up NY."

Fury's face darkened even more, as if all sorts of things had appeared inexplicably since he touched Tony.

I miss the old days, no super ability, no... that was the youth I lost.

"Okay, who is that? What power?"

Tony shook his head: "I don't know, all the countries in the world don't have their information in the database".

"So you want to say who they are? Hidden? Or aliens' .?" Black widow paused.

If so, it is indeed very important. Once such people destroy the area, it is estimated that they will not have a good life.

"So, what do you want to do?"

Tony was stunned, what do I want to do, isn't this what you are best at?

"Don't make trouble, today is Pepo's birthday, I'm leaving, you can do whatever you want."

They looked at each other, so you're here to tell us about the loneliness?

Fury can't complain anymore, if someone else maybe he has some means, but Tony, he really can't, in fact he never believed in himself.

"So, he just left?"

Natasha Romanoff nodded. "It's Tony's style, but he left a message and J.A.R.V.I.S will help us."

"What do you think?"

Everyone looked at Fury, the head of the agent.

He is best at this kind of contact with unknown forces and aliens.

Fury: ...Mommy Fark...!

"Contact J.A.R.V.I.S and let it transmit all the information." After speaking, he turned to look at several people.

"Everyone, a new challenge is coming."

Ten minutes later, everyone looked at Sean and Zhixin on the projection.

"From the dialogue, the man's name is Sean, who should be a doctor or something, and the woman's name is Zhixin. Tony is right, very beautiful."

"So, who's going to get in touch?" Fury looked over.

Natasha Romanoff turned her head to look directly at the ceiling, this was a woman, a woman more beautiful than her, and she didn't want to be beaten.

Hawkeye is looking down at the ants, hell, this is a building, let alone ants, not a single mosquito, right?

"Phil Coulson?"

Just shake your head, you bad old man is very bad, you have been tricked by you a few times, this time, don't even think about it.

"Sorry sir, my wife has given birth to a child",

Crowd: ...Do you have a wife, just say it?

"Banner? Forget it."

Fury turned to look at the only one left, Captain Hips.

"Captain, it's really bothering you, don't worry, we will support you later."

Captain: ...can you let go of my hand?

And I didn't promise you either!

The next day, in the cafe.

"I'm in contact with the target person, and you agreed to support it!"

Behind the screen, Fury stared at it himself, and the avengers were ready. Once the two targets were hostile, they would not be able to capture them.

"Don't worry, Captain, we will never run first. Don't you believe our character?"

"You? Your character? Did you forget the last Arab barbecue? Who said it must be delicious?"

Tony:  …

"Sir, ma'am, can I do it?"

Suddenly, a man's voice sounded next to Sean.

"Huh? Captain Buttocks?"

Pfft... Rogers's headset burst into laughter, a black line running across his face.

"It seems that this gentleman knows me? That's easy to say, can we talk?"

Sean motioned to sit down: "Tea or coffee?"

"Coffee thank you".

"So, where did the two of you come from? Why did you come to Earth?" The captain looked at Sean and Zhixin.

Sean raised his forehead and smiled: "I said why the atmosphere in the cafe is weird today, and the feelings are all yours!"

"Sorry sir, there is nothing we can do. After all, ordinary people may not be able to accept these things."

"understandable".

Sean paused: "As for where we come from and what to do here, I am from the Krypton civilization, this is my wife, from the Angel civilization, we are on vacation."

In the command room, Fury made a gesture, and everything related to the Kryptonian civilization and the Angel civilization on Earth was searched out.

Then, they all exploded.

Superman? God?

If it was before, they would never believe it, but now that even the legendary Thor has come out, what can't be true?

"Kryptonian civilization?" Rogers hesitated.

"Sorry, Mr. Sean, is the Kryptonian civilization you're talking about the Kryptonian civilization I know?"

When he saw Sean smiling and nodding, he was stunned. Isn't this a character from the comics?

Turning to look at Zhi Xin: "Then the Angel civilization won't be God's, right?"

Zhi Xin shook his head: "No, there is no God in our civilization, not the one you know."

Take a deep breath, this time it happened.

"Captain, ask them what they came to Earth for?"

They must determine whether they are harmful to the earth, which is one of the values ​​of their existence.

Rogers said, "So two, why did you come to Earth?"

"vacation".

In the command room, there was a wailing, when even the aliens can take a vacation, but they are still far away.

"' ¨Vacation?"

"It seems that the captain doesn't believe it. To put it simply, he is here to play. In fact, you can ignore us at all. We are good people."

Rogers' mouth twitched, who knows if you're a good person.

"In order to ensure that no one on earth will provoke the two of you, I'm afraid you have to go to the headquarters with us to do some appraisal or something."

Zhi Xin's face turned cold.

"Before coming back to Earth, I heard that you have a group of people on Earth who specialize in protecting the Earth. They are talking about you and the people hiding on the side?"

Without waiting for Rogers to speak, she just stood up.

"How do you think you can talk to us like that? Do you think everyone in the universe is an idiot like the Kiritas?"

Cough cough... Rogers coughed, what happened?

He just said this as usual! It's too sensitive!

Yea, a group of people pushed open the door, Tony was among them, the street outside was blocked, and the atmosphere was serious.

"Little girl, I'm afraid you don't know what you're talking about." Tony walked up to him in gold and red armor.

"Little girl?"

Zhi Xin covered her mouth and smiled: "Hey Sean, look, this Tin Man kid said I was a little girl."

"You were originally a little girl, only a little over five hundred years old. You are not a little girl."

Zhi Xin nodded: "Okay, for the sake of your sweet mouth, I'll spare you once today."

Tony: ...I'm not a Tin Man,

Five hundred years old? little girl?

This information (Lano's) is too big. In a civilization, you are only a little girl when you are 500 years old. Can it be said that there are still many people in their civilization who are over 500 years old?

"I'm afraid that won't work, sir and ma'am," Fury declined.

Gee!

Sean glanced at him and took a sip of his coffee.

"Do you think that iron-headed baby is your confidence?"

Iron head girl? Who is this?

"Ah, sorry, you don't know her nickname? The one who gave you the quantum transmitter, you know, she loves banging her head against things."

Tony nodded: "That seems to be really vivid."

Fury glared at him immediately, wondering, how did Sean know?

Seeming to see his doubts, Sean spoke up.

"No doubt, I don't know her, it's just that she is very famous outside."

Fury smiled, feeling proud. After saying this, doesn't it mean that Sean is also concerned about the Iron-headed Baby, ahhh... Is it Captain Marvel Carroll?

"Sean, you gave him confidence," Zhi Xin smiled.

Sean was helpless and spread his hands, he didn't want to do this either.

"Sorry, we're leaving, welcome to my house when you have time in the future."

"Hey……",

Fury's hand had just been stretched out halfway, and he was there for a while.

Sean grabbed Zhixin with his hand and disappeared immediately, just before their eyes.

"They seem to have a way of moving that ignores spatial distance...",.