Orochimaru's Allah's Lamp

Jiraiya burst into laughter, with no trace of shame on his face. Instead, he was quite pleased with himself because of this apt metaphor for finding joy in suffering.

Seeing Jiraiya smiling like a child in his forties, Orochimaru twitched the corners of his mouth and suddenly remembered Kushina's instructions to Naruto before he died.

The three ninja taboos are taboos on alcohol, sex, and extravagance, as well as the fourth additional taboo—Jiraiya.

Jiraiya looks so dishonest now, Kushina really didn't accuse him wrongly. The nine-tailed people helped raise Jiraiya, but he was also a little pervert in the end.

In fact, Orochimaru was overly worried. Even without Jiraiya's influence, how could he be a great ninja who could create the 'Harem Art' at the age of eleven or twelve, and use it to defeat Kage level experts many times?

The title "little pervert" can be summed up.

"..."

After laughing, Jiraiya saw that Orochimaru did not leave directly, so he welcomed him in.

Orochimaru stepped into the door, glanced left and right, and nodded slightly.

The house was fairly tidy, and although Jiraiya was old and unruly and a little unkempt, he had lived alone for so long, and it was still within his ability to take care of a baby.

However, that's all.

Faced with the feces and urine of a baby, Jiraiya, the top expert in the ninja world, the Sannin of Konoha, has no advantage over ordinary humans.

Even because of the lack of feminine delicacy, there are often moments of ill-thinking, which often makes little Naruto burst into tears.

To deal with this situation, Jiraiya would never be able to take out the 'Senfa: Otama Rasengan' and solve it all. He could only pinch his nose and adapt little by little.

The term "enjoyment in suffering" is not an empty statement.

After introducing Orochimaru into the living room, Jiraiya quickly came to the little Naruto and continued the unfinished task.

Erase, replace, clean... all in one go.

Smelling the strange smell in the house, Orochimaru frowned slightly, and immediately attracted a breeze, blowing the smell in the air out of the window.

If it were on the battlefield, on the operating table... these would certainly be nothing. He had seen worse smells and more terrifying scenes.

But at ordinary times, when there is no need to endure it, Orochimaru will not seek abuse for himself.

Jiraiya was stuffing the bottle into Naruto's mouth. When he saw this scene, he couldn't help but scratch his head.

Not to mention, after staying here for a long time, I have really gotten used to the smell and so on.

"Does the old man keep letting you do this job?"

Orochimaru pulled up a chair and sat down, pouring himself a cup of tea. He glanced sideways at Jiraiya and said, "To take care of the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, why don't you hire a nanny?"

"Please ask for a nanny, who?"

Jiraiya hugged Naruto and found a chair to sit down. He teased Naruto who was holding the bottle and smiled bitterly,

"Even though this little guy is still young, his intuition is sharper than anyone else, and he can tell whether there is any malice in his heart."

"You can't trust an ordinary person who doesn't know anything, but if you know that he has the Nine-Tails sealed in his body, then..."

"Sigh... Even when Kakashi faces his teacher's child, he will have some scruples about the Nine-Tails in his body because of his own lack of strength, let alone others."

"I've tried to be careless like Kai. He won't make little Naruto cry, but expecting Kai to take care of Naruto is undoubtedly a fool's errand."

Jiraiya looked at Naruto who was slurping and drinking milk in his arms, and sighed.

Seeing Jiraiya's attitude, Orochimaru's face became somewhat interested, "Is it the so-called beast intuition...let me try it."

Jiraiya raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "Just you? Let's forget it. He is at his most peaceful when drinking milk. I don't want to make him cry."

Jiraiya has no prejudice against Orochimaru. Rather, it is precisely because he has no prejudice. It is precisely because he understands what Orochimaru is that he is so confident in the outcome of his prediction.

"Ha..." Orochimaru narrowed his eyes slightly, "Then you should know that even if I don't touch him, I can still make him cry."

Jiraiya glared, but this glare was obviously not threatening in front of Orochimaru. He himself realized this and cursed, "You are such a big man and you still compete like a child."

Having said that, Jiraiya handed Naruto over. He knew Orochimaru's temper and would not change his words easily. He just made up his mind to give Naruto a hard blow when he started crying.

Taunt him.

The development of the situation was just as Jiraiya expected at the beginning. After Naruto was picked up by Orochimaru, he stopped drinking milk, danced with his hands and feet, and began to struggle desperately.

"Look, I just said it." Jiraiya stood up and wanted to take Naruto back before he started crying, but the next moment, his eyes widened.

"Orochimaru" glanced sideways at Jiraiya, a smile appeared on his face, his expression was very warm, "It seems that this intuition is not so accurate, and it can be deceived."

In his arms, Naruto actually stopped struggling, with his round eyes open, and he was actually much calmer than usual.

Jiraiya glanced at Naruto, and then at Orochimaru, who had a saintly smile on his face, feeling unbelievable.

Compared with just now, Orochimaru's demeanor seemed to be that of a completely different person, making his former companion somewhat unrecognizable.

Orochimaru, oh no, it should be said that he is the djinn who boarded the Orochimaru. He smiled at Naruto and easily dispelled the little Naruto's wariness. The little guy even felt close to him, which made the onlookers watch.

Jiraiya felt a bit of a taste while sitting.

——I was obviously the one who came first.

The Djinn is not very proud of this. His copying ability can even reproduce the host's skills, not to mention the mere expression and temperament.

And with Tanjiro's warm sunshine, is it difficult to have a relationship with a baby who can only rely on instinctive perception... It would be more difficult to say that it cannot be done.

In fact, when Naruto gets older, it won't be that troublesome to deceive him. In the original time and space, Mizuki caught Naruto's lack of love and easily deceived him.

Of course, this can also be said that in order to get love, Naruto ignored his instinct to remind him, and took the initiative to deceive himself, instead of looking at the harm underneath.

It's the same now.

The djinn licked his lips, took out a needle from his arms, stuck it on the little guy's shoulder, and started to draw blood.

Jiraiya came back to his senses, and his eyes suddenly changed when he saw this scene. He subconsciously wanted to roar loudly, but he was worried about Naruto in Orochimaru's arms. He suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice, "Orochimaru, you

What do you want to do?"

"Don't be nervous, I don't mean any harm."

The Djinn smiled and said, "Although he is still young, he still has the blood of the Uzumaki clan. Losing such a little blood will not cause any harm to him."

Jiraiya said flatly, "That won't work either."

"It's not just you who has the final say on whether it works or not."

The genie put the syringe that had drawn out the blood into his arms and said with a smile, "This little guy doesn't have any objections, so why do you have to suffer from it?"

Jiraiya looked into Orochimaru's arms and realized that little Naruto just stared at a pair of blue eyes and did not start to scream, as if the pain just now was really nothing.

This is really amazing!

The anger had nowhere to go. Jiraiya felt a little aggrieved and said in a sullen voice, "He is still young and doesn't know anything. Let's forget it this time. Don't think of using this as an excuse next time."

The genie smiled and nodded.