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Chapter 96 The miserable Li Gan

The emperor is a creature.

Said this because the emperor always said he was a dragon.

Whether it is the East or the West, the evaluation of the dragon is not very good.

In the mythical system of the East, when the dragon is happy, it can thrive in the rain, and when it is unhappy, it will stir up waves and cause endless disasters.

Good and evil are only in one thought.

In addition to the gold coins, the dragon in the Western mythology system likes to catch a beautiful princess in the tower. The princess is of no use to him. The only reason why he does this is because he is bored and has some fun Things are confusing.

Qin Emperor, Han Wu, are two dragons with two merits.

Is lying on the grave at the foot of Yunlang, waiting to be revived, and the other is making waves in the world, ready to strangle the Huns.

It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong.

The wild onions in the shade of the mountains looked just right, and the harvest of Yunlang was very happy. Dazai felt insulted.

Just finished talking about how to enter the emperor's mausoleum, why can't this person show a semi-drinking performance and can dig wild onions happily?

Does it say that the great first emperor can't compare with a meal of boiled lamb in white water?

Tiger came back, and no one was found nearby, which made Yun Lang very happy.

He didn't believe anyone could avoid the tiger's search in the small mountain forest.

"You really don't want to go in and see?" Dazai asked 108th time.

"The matter of the emperor's mausoleum is only suitable to be said in the emperor's mausoleum, so don't mention it outside."

"Well, if I don't mention it, do you plan not to mention it forever?"

After speaking, he walked angrily.

Yun Lang and the tiger watched him walk arrogantly through the bush.

Yun Lang clutched the tiger's ear and said: "The old guy's body seems to be pretty good."

Looking back at Shihuang Mausoleum, Yun Lang wanted to forget about it.

He didn't believe that the Emperor would have unreserved trust in Dazai and the guards. From the perspective of the emperor, from the perspective of a hero who walked one step at a time, it was impossible.

Every time you enter the emperor's tomb, it's actually no different from putting your head in the tiger's mouth ...

Ning taught me to lose the world, letting the world to bear me, these two sentences are a kind of realm, and people who can say such words generally have a clear understanding of themselves.

Cao Cao is the hero of Xiao Xiong, so he said this sentence, the first emperor was a corrupted hero, so he did n’t say it, just do it!

Of course, Yun Lang really wanted to see Shihuang Mausoleum, and he really wanted to visit the Terracotta Warriors in later generations. Even if they were all broken clay figures, they would also see Yun Lang's bloodline stretched out. The clay figures stood with the ancient elves to form an invincible battle.

Of course, it was only when he was sure that there was no quicksand buried, no arrows flew, no stones hit, no flaps, no traps, no zombies, no ghosts, no messy human-eating bugs. a feeling of.

Stands in front of a beautiful guide who can be hooked up, stands next to a beautifully dressed beauty, and stands behind a group of security guards staring at him, listening to the earliest ancient Liaoyuan strong ancient sounds, naturally can wantonly fantasy, crazy drunk.

Even if you want to become a neuropathy, you will be sure that someone will drag you to a mental hospital. In short, safety first.

As for the current Emperor's Mausoleum ...... Yun Lang wouldn't want to enter the Shihuang Mausoleum at all, as long as he thinks about the weird swords made by his orphans in his house these days.

Only Dazai, a person who took the martyrdom of the first emperor's tomb as a lifelong pursuit, would send himself into the tiger's mouth again and again, regardless of the hidden killing opportunities.

Yun Lang reached into the tiger's mouth and stroked the tiger's two huge canines ... As long as the tiger shut up, his hand would be broken from the wrist, and the tiger's teeth were sharper than the guillotine!

Going down the mountain, there is an expansive field of hemp seeds, the tiger roared, and suddenly a few bare-footed men came out of the hemp seed field, but the women at home would cover their own with the hemp tree The body looked at Yun Lang and laughed ... more and more lawless.

The bare buttocks man was chased by the tiger to nowhere, and there was no way to enter the ground. If he could not run, he pretended that the dead dog would lie on the ground and do what the tiger did.

Through such a long period of time, they also know that the tigers of the Yun family do not eat humans. The king does not eat humans now, but just plucks out the big paws and presses the man's head, rubbing **** the ground a few times, even if it is punished.

It's not a problem for them, some shameless dare to ask Yun Lang from afar, if they want a male servant at home, some boast to Yun Lang bragging about their strong body.

A bare-ass man poses for another man. This mother is so disgusting, so Yun Lang asked the tiger to punish them again.

Tigers only estrus for two months a year, but people are estrus all year round ... Perhaps this is why humans can become the primate of all things.

A melancholic young man was riding a horse on a field path. He was dragging a two-wheeled cart behind his ass, and a huge package was loaded on the cart.

The tiger appeared suddenly, the horse was scared so badly that it would run after twisting, but it was controlled by the young man on the horse. The rotor can only be hit in place.

Seeing that the tiger did not attack him, the young man lay on the path and jumped off Ma Yang and shouted, "Yun Sima is here?"

Yunlang passed through the mulberry field by the road and smiled and said, "Go to repair the sword?"

The young man arched his hand and said: "Yu Lin Lang and Li Gan have seen Sima!"

Yun Lang smiled and said: "Forget it, I am now ashamed of Yulin, don't come to this set, the general will give you time to relax?"

Li Gan is also a happy man, and he said: "Seven days!"

Yun Lang pushed the tiger away and let it go home, and Li Gan's horse was quiet.

He enviously looked at the tiger and said: "Such a beast, he is envious of others."

"If you have time to catch a tiger in the confinement and raise it for three to five years, you will also have such a spirit beast."

Li Gan heard the words with great joy: "So it turns out, certain one must catch one and come back to raise it, and he will have a good helper in battle in the future!"

Yun Lang shook his head and said: "You think too much. The tiger is raised in the barracks. If the tiger is disturbed by the tiger found by the general, he will hack you faster than the Huns."

Li Gan is also a happy person, and he laughed and said: "It's not bad to take a hunt on weekdays. After entering the army, you might really be hacked to death by the general. That would be too wrong.

These days, Master Lu's family took care of it. "

Yunlang looked at the huge parcel. When he saw a giant bow exposed, he sighed and said, "Four bows?"

Li Gan also sighed: "It can only be opened three times!"

"Why not use a three-strand bow?"

"I yeah use a five-strand bow, both of my brothers use a four-strand bow, and I am very embarrassed to use a three-strand bow."

"Gossip, you have spent your entire life on bows and arrows. You can't look down on you without a five-strand bow. Your elder brother has grown up, although the strength is not enough, the height of others is there, and the height is not lost. , It ’s you? Now you look like a bean sprout, let ’s honestly use a three-strand bow, so as not to hurt your body, regret it. "

Li Gan said angrily: "I must use a four-armed bow."

Yun Lang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then there is no way out. The Yulin Army makes all the sticks, as long as you like, follow you."

The 14- to 15-year-olds are actually patients ... their world is chaotic, and they like to do things according to their own wishes. Sometimes they know that they are wrong, and they will continue to insist. It will be better after hitting the wall a few more times. .

No need to teach others ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Teaching is a shame for them.

However, this stage is very short. If you hit the wall and understand it, you will become a hero. If you hit the wall and you are stupid, you will generally become a famous fool.

Li Gan couldn't understand why entering the Yun family must soak in the hot spring water for an hour. The clean clothes he brought were also taken away by two servants and cooked in a jar.

"I am very clean!"

Li Gan shouted angrily, but he soon stopped shouting, because a twelve-year-old boy rubbed him hard with a piece of sackcloth, and the roll of dirt fell off his shoulder.

"Damn! I often bathe—"

It is actually a great enjoyment to be rubbed in the bath. Although it is a bit painful, it has an inexplicable pleasure.

From a psychological point of view, in fact, this is a habit that people develop from infancy. Everyone actually desires to be touched by the same kind, but when they are older, this kind of sense of shame is shielded.

Once you have such a great pleasure, you can enjoy it even if you don't want to.

Of course, a little pervert will pursue a further pleasure, such as Liu Che, such as Zhang Yan, this is not right.

The cleaned Li Gan is actually a good-looking man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes inherited from his father Li Guang.

Although the name of General Fei is powerful, it is also one of the most regrettable generals, Feng Tang Yi Lao, Li Guang Nanfeng almost became a model of tragedy.

As for Li Gan, it is even more pitiful. He was shot and killed by Huo Qubing ...

Yun Lang squatted on the second floor and gazed at Bai Jing's Li Gan eating on the first floor. He thought it was very interesting. How can he let this guy eat the meal all his life? Must be at least 30 years old?