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The 100th chapter plaything!

"Ah, this is the art of war!" Li Gan exclaimed.

"This is of course!" Yun Lang involuntarily took out the goose feather fan and waved twice.

"The art of shit!"

"He is also a tactic of shit, you do n’t need to control my **** and shit, as long as it works, even if it smells bad, you can only bear it!"

Huo went ill and said furiously: "The way is in wisdom, faith, kindness, courage, strictness ... There is such a meanness like you ..."

After he finished talking a lot of nonsense, he found that Yun Lang and Li Gan had whispered away, leaving only the tiger who wanted to lie on his horse's buttocks on his horseback.

Huo's war horse had been familiar with tigers for a long time, so he wasn't very afraid, but he didn't dare to move.

Huo Qubing pushed the tiger's head away, and the war horse chased Yun Lang and Li Gan like Meng Dae.

The tiger that fell to the ground was very angry, and slapped the flattering doe with a slap, screamed and chased down.

"Yeah, three little generals galloped on the official road, which really scared the slaves!"

The horses of the three men surpassed the carriage, and a beautiful head leaned out of the car window, and looked at Yingwu's three people with a smile.

Looking at the clouds, the beauty is a beauty, this is true, but it is not clear whether it is a man or a woman.

Huo went sick, frowning, but Li Gan bowed his hand: "It turned out that Dong Jun was face to face, I'm waiting for Meng Lang."

Beauty covered her small mouth and smiled, "The wilderness ancient road is boring. I didn't expect to meet the three little generals. It's better to come to the car. We would like to swim with our arms. Isn't it a pleasure?"

Huo's eyebrows turned into a pimple and opened his mouth to say: "Three of our brothers, each brave, can Dong Jun afford it?"

The beauty didn't spit out Huo to get sick, and said with a smile: "What a good old road encounter is what you said.

Come up quickly, I have some cakes that you can't see on weekdays. "

Listen to him as saying, Yun Lang, Li Gan Qi Qi shivered, this **** really dare to invite others to absurd with him in the blue sky.

Huo went sick and smiled and said, "It seems that our three brothers have not been seen by Dong Jun. How about adding another brother?"

Opened his mouth and shouted, and suddenly, the tiger king jumped out of the grass next to him, and roared on the window of Dong Jun's car.

"Aooo--"

The moment the tiger came out, Dong Jun's carriage began to run wildly, and the convoy following him also ran.

Li Gan waved his sleeves to drive away the dust in front of him, looked back at Yun Lang and said: "That guy's **** was scared out, stinks."

Yun Lang said with a bad smile: "Lao Huo was just preparing to hit other people's ideas."

Huo went sick and heaved a spit: "How come there is such a disgusting person?"

Li Gan smiled and said: "Be careful, people will go to see Dou Dou and cry!"

Huo went sick and looked at Dong Junyuan's carriage lane: "It's so lawless, Guan Tao dare to send a plaything to the Longmen Palace!"

After Huo went sick, Yun Lang shook his goose feather fan and looked at the sky. The clouds in the sky were really beautiful, one by one, one by one, white and intoxicating.

Li Gan stroked the tiger's head and put the dried meat into the tiger's mouth intently. No one heard what Huo Qubing said.

Huo went sick and said disdainfully to both of them: "I wouldn't use this method to attack others. I didn't dirty my mouth. You two don't have to be stupid."

The two of them suddenly woke up like dreams, and Yun Lang said to Li Gan, arching his hand: "I dropped the cage at the river bay in front of me yesterday, and I don't know if there is any gain today."

Li Gan smiled and said, "I'll know when I see it."

Huo went sick and felt that the war horse was trembling. Looking back, he saw the tiger crouching on his horse's butt, licking his tongue, waiting for him to drive the horse forward.

Angrily pushed the tiger off the horse, and then came a few times, he felt that his warhorse might be abandoned.

Wei water will become clear only in winter, like now, it is simply a river of yellow soup.

Before reaching the place, the two savages got out of the river bay and shouted towards Yunlang from afar: "Xiaolangjun, Xiaolangjun, there are fish in the cage under you!"

Yun Lang jumped off the horse and threw the reins to the savages: "Find a clean place and wash the horse clean."

The savages took the reins in a panic, and looked at Huo Qubing with Li Gan and two guys in Yulin military uniforms.

In the past, Yulin Jun saw that they would usually kill them with nothing to say.

Huo went sick and naturally threw the reins of the warhorse to the savages: "Serve well."

Li Gan's knife was about to be drawn out. Seeing Yun Lang and Huo going to be sick, he killed his thoughts, jumped off the horse and threw the reins to the savages, saying: "There is no damage, Ye Ye will strip you."

The savages were forgiven, and they took three horses happily and went to the stream under the shade of trees, where the water was clean.

"Hey, why don't you two meet the savages?"

Li Gan hurried down the river beach and asked Yun Lang and Huo to get sick.

Huo went sick and shook his head: "Is it fun to kill them?"

Li Gan shook his head and said: "It's boring!"

"It doesn't mean what you did to kill them? Keeping them alive can help us feed the horses and avoid doing such boring things in the future."

Yun Lang was struggling to pull up his cage, and when he saw these two jerks stood idly by, he said angrily: "Don't see Shangguan working? Can't you two look longer?"

The two rushed to Yunlang's teeth together, and they stepped forward to help pull the cage.

The cage is four meters long, the inside is big and the outside is small, as long as the fish is greedy for bait and gets into the cage, don't think about coming out.

The carp in the Weishui is too heavy, and the cloud does not like it. So the cage is filled with meat bait. Only the catfish and blackfish who like meat will go in.

The cage was heavy, and the three of them struggled to drag it up.

Yun Lang looked at the cage with a random jump and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, there are gains!"

Took out the bottom of the cage and shake out a bunch of fish.

Is similar to what Yunlang expected, except that the catfish beard is a black fish, one of which is the most fierce black fish, and the two catfish fish were bitten into two in the cage!

"Eat this at night, and watch the fierceness!" Huo went sick to do this. Pets like Yunlang tigers, war horses like the fiercest war horses, and they like the most fierce ones. It is estimated that marrying a wife in the future will also marry the most powerful Fierce.

"Then you have to watch it, this guy can run on the land, don't let it slip back into the water." Yun Lang saw the black fish bounce continuously on the ground and reminded Huo to get sick.

Huo went sick and looked at the black fish crawling and sliding on the beach with great interest, and exclaimed: "I have seen this for a long time, this guy can be called a defender. . "

Li Gan drew a round-headed arrow and looked heavily at the black fish's head. When he saw that this guy was twitching and not running around, he said, "It's gone. How can we eat sweet and sour fish tonight? Anyway, two In the battle against the army, women's kindness is the most important thing. "

Huo went sick and smiled and said, "There are too few warriors in this world, so we have to treat them better."

Yunlang doesn't care what the two neuropaths are saying, how many years have a long fat loach been seen?

Whether it is used to stew tofu or stir-fry, it is super delicious. Generally, when there is a good loach to eat, he will not look at the black fish.

Called out a savage who was washing the **** of the tiger, and asked them to bring the fish on the beach and the cage together to the Yun family. The catfish and beard fish whose head was bitten by the black fish were given to them.

Back to Zhuangzi, Li Gan watched Liang Weng serving a bowl of Mizi noodles to the two savages and shook his head, "It's pretty easy to use."

Huo went sick and patted Li Gan's shoulder and said: "Anyway, I am ready. Once I have made military achievements, I will go to the garden of Linyuan with your majesty, just to the south of Yunjiazhuangzi. If you come to Yunjiazhuangzi in winter, hey, then , The **** thing here is the fairy land! "

Li Gan looked at the wilderness around him, and said with a lip, "Continue to blow!"

Huo went sick and smiled and said, "Don't say anything else, there are vegetables in winter alone, and you don't have to put a brazier in the house at night to sleep. It's still warm like spring. I say it's a fairyland, isn't it?

Li Gan imagined the scene in his head, smashed his mouth and said: "Try this winter, if it is true, I will do it."

After Yun Lang told the kitchen, when he heard Li Gan's words, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "You will not leave my house."