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Chapter 153: Don't be afraid of words
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Chapter 153: Don't be afraid to speak Dongfang Shuo (Please stay tuned—Wei and No 2 WeChat)
Stupid people always want to be close to the wise. This situation is not very obvious in the era of the information explosion in later generations. After all, everyone is an educated person, and some know how to hold back.
As for the Dahan ... Anyone who can write a name will have nostrils in the countryside, not to mention Dongshuo Shuo, who is recognized by the emperor as knowledgeable.
Worm, red sleeves, they like to be close to Yunlang, not because Yunlang is their owner, or because Yunlang looks better, the biggest reason is that she talks to Yunlang every day, they always hear something different Things, whether it is a joke, or learning, even nonsense.
The farmers faced the loess with their backs to work for a day, ate a full meal, and then fell asleep. If they still have extra energy and interest, they might do something else, and then the day is considered to have passed.
Worm, Red Sleeve, who has been separated from their basic survival needs, their spiritual life is extremely precious to them.
At least, those stories that Yun Lang had nothing to do, even Cao Xiang, Huo Qubing, and Li Gan heard them with interest, let alone others.
The world is a big ball for Yun Lang, but for Huo Qubing they are a big piece of flat land.
Zhang Qian left Dahan and went to the distant Dayueshi. For all Hans, he had already gone to the end of the world. For Yunlang ... the guy went to Uzbekistan.
From a historical perspective, everyone is small, even Dongfangshuo, famous for its wisdom.
"Give me fifty thousand money, otherwise I won't say a word!"
Dongfang Shuo finally came to the Yun's house in the evening. He rushed quickly. Just look at the two sweaty horses pulling the cart to know how he rushed.
I have long heard the servants say things passed Yunlang four people, laughed together, and laughed very wildly.
Dongfang Shuo rubbed his sore waist and smiled: "The woman's family always needs some money to live in peace. If someone marries me and waits for this day, doesn't it seem that Dongshuo is injustice if you don't give enough money?"
Li Gan laughed: "She doesn't worry about your embarrassment?"
Dongfang Shuo straightened his waist and laughed: "You invite me to come and chat with you. In this process, I always want to say something you don't know, so that you can talk about it when you go out to feast.
Since I'm good for you, isn't it a matter of course to collect some money, and then use your money to subsidize the poor pink ladies, so that the ladies can live a better life, and you can eat and drink without worrying about it. In the future, the pink lady is still the pink lady, and the beautiful face can last longer.
It can make one less abominable person in the world, one more glamorous face, what is 50,000 yuan worth, quickly bring it! "
Li Gan's smile froze, and he suddenly felt that Dongfang Shuo said something reasonable ...
Cao Xiang smiled and said: "Small things about money ..."
"Nonsense, money is the big deal! It is because of the money that your majesty can go to the east to discuss things and lay a peaceful land for my people in the Han Dynasty.
Because of the money, the Han Dynasty can build a city, the soldiers can get food and clothing, the husband can buy silk for his wife, the maltose for his son, and the liquor for his father ... "
Huo went sick and nodded and said: "These words are reasonable. With money, you can change your wife continuously. Anyway, what you say makes sense. We will have a good meal for you today! "
After the two golden cakes were handed over, Dongfang Shuo immediately laughed and couldn't see clearly. He changed hands and gave the golden cakes to the family servants of Cao's family. It doesn't matter, just leave me two blankets and a pillow. "
Cao's house servant rode on the horse with a grin, and this guy saw Liang Ji Xuebai's body today, and was very moved.
After finishing the urgent matter, Dongfang Shuo laughed and said: "The host family is having a feast. There is no food in the house today, and a certain family is already hungry."
Yun Lang frowned, and didn't hear Dongfangshuo mentioning the compass from beginning to end, which made him a little depressed.
Cao Xiang saw Yun Lang's complexion, and whispered with a low voice: "He is so stunned today, I am afraid he has no chance->> , update Hanxiang's latest chapter as soon as possible!
Looking at your letters, it is estimated that this time, I came to run for money.
In any case, you won today, after all, this time it is possible to let Dongfang Shuo go to the banquet without any trouble. "
After Gillian left, the Yun family became spacious again. Gillians left, and the house decorated by those ladies did n’t leave, even the new curtains, screens, table, brocade, palace lanterns, Incense burner, golden hammer, golden bell, more than ten kinds of lacquerware, small ornaments on the grid, and two huge lacquerware screens, all left.
Therefore, Dongfang Shuo entered the lobby of the Yun Family and was amazed.
Obviously, Dongfang Shuo did not regard the Yun family as an outsider, entered the door, sat straight in the passenger seat, picked up a fat elbow, bent down toward the other four, and began to tear desperately.
The tiger sniffed his nose and walked to Dongfang Shuo's side, watching the guy eating his own food, and snorted.
Dongfang Shuo looked at the tiger in surprise, and then looked at the big plate for the meat. He also thought that the piece of meat did not seem to be cooked just now, and there was blood oozing from the bite.
Can't help but sigh: "I think I'm eating wrong?"
Huo Qiaobing pushed a plate of fish over and said: "You should eat this. The Tiger of the Yun Family is not a pet, but the owner, so every banquet has its place. You sit exactly where the tiger's favorite position is, and, you It's still sitting on its blanket, somehow, it's not angry. "
Dongfang Shuo returned the bite of the pig's elbow to the tiger, but the tiger didn't smell it. He sat beside Dongshuo and stretched his tongue to dissipate heat.
Dongfang Shuo smiled bitterly: "It seems that I have offended the owner."
Sitting under a strange tiger's mouth to eat underground, most people do not have this guts, and Dongfangshuo naturally does not. While the tiger now looks kind, he quickly came to his seat where he should sit and raised a glass of wine to signal the tiger. And then just drink it and shout good wine!
Cao Xiang picked up his glass and walked to Dongfang Shuo, said: "You are the second person who does not fear the blind date with the tiger. You are a real warrior. Please drink this glass!"
The visitors from Dongfangshuo refused, and drank the wine at once, and then said: "Allow a certain family to fill their stomachs, and the food is not allowed to be delayed for a moment."
When Yun Lang saw Dongfang Shuo breathing, he ate a bowl of gizzards, and pushed a plate of carrots over, saying: "The gizzards are too greasy, eat some specialties from the Western Regions, and resolve the greasiness."
Dongfang Shuo looked at the empty gizzard plate with regret and said: "Why is the host unfair, Hu Jun still has fat meat, why should he treat Dongshuo so harshly?"
Yun Lang clapped his hands, and the little bug with his mouth hurried out. Without much effort, he brought a five-pound braised pork to Dongfang Shuo.
Dongfang Shuo applauded and laughed: "I have long heard that Yun's braised pork is delicious. This time it will be a big meal, Zhu Jun will not stop me ..."
Yun Lang took a bite of the carrot and said, "This thing is much more expensive than meat essence."
Dongshuo Shuo, who bite the meat in his mouth, said: "A family would rather eat meat! I lived with my brother-in-law as a teenager, and the life was hard. Whenever I had meat, I would eat it closely with my elder brother first. We can only eat after all. Only the elder brother Only when we are full can we feed us.
Therefore, a young boy vowed that he would eat meat until he died! "
Yun Langduan wine glass sighed: "Mr. at will!"
Many people know the four words of meat eaters ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ These four words are from "Zuo Zhuan". The book extends the meat eaters to refer to the authority, thinking that most of the meat eaters are short-sighted, There is no long-term plan.
Eating meat is a human instinct. In terms of calories, meat can provide more calories for human survival than food.
Love to eat meat is also an instinct to cherish life, in fact there is nothing wrong with it.
The only one who can eat meat with Dongfangshuo is the tiger. When the tiger spit out a pig bone from its mouth, Dongfangshuo also happened to eat the last piece of meat on the plate.
Eating meat and drinking is the best match. Obviously, Dongfangshuo knows this truth, so he abandoned the wine glass and started drinking with a large bowl. After a jar of wine fell down, he opened his chest and showed a fair white. Chest laughed: "It's a pleasure to eat meat and a pleasure to drink today.
Since the host family is dissatisfied with the words of a certain family in Yunshi, now they can speak openly and listen to each one debate one by one! "
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