Outrageous! What's Going On With You Gangster, You Gangster?

Chapter 216: Crazy! Ride on the face and output crazy!

"Is this skull... the remains of an island deity?"

"What do you mean?"

Listening to the previous words of the big boss of the Ministry of Culture and Objects,

Chen Ming scratched his head in a daze,

what gods

Aren't they all blown up by him in the toilet?

Is there any fish that slipped through the net?

And a faint smile flashed in Li Lao's eyes,

Obviously, he has already guessed what the second skull is.

"Hehe, it turns out...it's that thing!"

"If you say that, you really have snatched their national treasure back!"

The two old men looked at each other,

There was a playful smile on their faces.

Chen Ming curled his lips, squinting at the two veterans,

"Old men, if you two flirt with each other again and act mysteriously, I will leave!"

It doesn't matter whether the idiom is used correctly or not, anyway, he uses it first and then speaks it!

The head of the cultural relics department finally laughed out loud, and said a name leisurely.

"Yachi no Orochi..."

"The mythical beast in the legend of the island country."

"Have you heard of it?"

Yamata no Orochi?

Hearing this name, and looking at this huge skull on the table in front of you,

Chen Ming was stunned for a moment, subconsciously said,

"That thing...isn't the island country making it up for its own entertainment?"

Could it be that the skull in front of you belongs to... Yamata no Orochi?

This is too ridiculous!

The head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics seems to know what he is thinking,

Suddenly, he looked at him with an inexplicable and wise gaze, and spoke mysteriously.

"Young man, although you can fight very well."

"But for history and mythology, you still need to maintain a heart of awe!"

"In this world... there are too many mysterious and ancient existences!"

With all that said,

The head of the cultural relics department didn't go any further to explain,

As the big brother of the Ministry of Cultural Relics, he,

Part of the most important work is to deal with the secrets buried deep in history,

So compared to ordinary people, I naturally know more mysterious and weird things,

Some of them are even far beyond ordinary people's cognition!

for those things,

He has always adhered to two principles,

One is that he believes in the saying "no wind, no waves",

Be it all folklore, historical myths, or underground relics,

It can't be just fabricated for nothing,

There must be an original "point" that made and extended it all!

And the other one is,

No matter how weird and unreal it may be,

You don't have to believe it, but you must maintain a heart of awe!

because it is very likely that

The reason why you don't want to believe it is because your cognition has not yet reached that step!

It is because human beings have not yet been able to explore the hidden truth behind those things.

maybe one day,

When human cognition is sufficient to reveal all the truth behind it,

will find out,

Things that seemed so unbelievable in the past actually have real logic behind them.

The end of science is not metaphysics,

It's just the kind of science beyond metaphysics, which human beings have not yet achieved.

those things beyond the current understanding,

weird,

But true!

The head of the cultural relics department looked at the hideous skull on the table, and said softly,

"Eight heads and eight tails, the head is like a dragon, and the body is covered with clouds of eight colors."

"He likes to eat virgins sacrificed, and in his womb is pregnant with the sword of the gods.

"It is not only a legendary beast, but also an evil beast."

"In the mythology of the island country, Yamata no Orochi was later killed by their heroes because of his greed for wine and drunkenness."

Listening to what the head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics said,

Chen Ming muttered,

"Delicious people, eight heads and eight tails..."

"Drink and get drunk and get killed?"

"Just this thing is also worthy of being a legendary beast?"

"The monsters in our Journey to the West are much stronger than this thing..."

He took a mouthful of "this stuff"

It is true that some look down on this so-called "divine beast" Yamata no Orochi!

The head of the Cultural Relics Department also smiled, and said with some pride,

"That is!"

"The mythical beasts of our native Dragon Kingdom can be crushed casually!"

"But we are looking at the poor with the mentality of the rich."

"The Human Island Country only has such a legendary beast that can be obtained, so it is natural to worship it properly!"

Sensing that the topic was off topic, the head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics pulled back,

"In any case, Yamata no Orochi was enshrined by the island country as the most powerful animal protecting the country."

"Even took out a skull, saying that it is one of the only eight heads of Yamata no Orochi!"

"Tsk tsk!"

"At that time, it directly aroused the worship and worship of the people of the entire island country, so they were proud..."

"I didn't expect that this time...you got me back by your brat!"

The head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics still vaguely remembers the proud look on the faces of the cultural relics personnel of the island country when the skull was discovered.

Even more exciting than when the national treasure was discovered!

There is also the scene where thousands of people kneel down to pay homage...

Just put this skull as a sacred spirit entrustment!

but now…………

Their sacred "spiritual sustenance" was taken to the Dragon Kingdom by someone...

Looking at the ferocious skull on the table, I thought of several other things,

The bosses of the Department of Cultural Relics could not help but look at Chen Ming with strange expressions on their faces,

"Tsk tsk..."

"The demon sword Murura was broken, the head of Yamata no Orochi disappeared, and the god was blown to pieces:"

"These three things, any one of them alone can make the island country and its people collectively go crazy!"

"What's more, this time, three things happened at the same time..."

"You boy.....this attack is too ruthless!"

"It's no less than dropping two more nuclear bombs on the island country"

"Spiritual bombardment can sometimes hurt more than physical blows!"

Looking at the weird smile on the face of the head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics,

Chen Ming directly and unilaterally assumed that this was a compliment to him!

So hey hey smile,

"Where is this?"

"If they are dishonest again in the future, I will also arrange physical blows!"

"But having said that, is this really the head of Yamata no Orochi?"

What he is most curious about is this,

Is this skull real...

really,

The head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics shook his head in denial without even thinking about it.

"no!"

"It's probably a mutant snake at most!"

"It's purely a spiritual symbolism!"

"Besides, if we really want to find any relics of divine beasts, that's only available in our Dragon Kingdom!"

"A tiny place that doesn't even have its own history, where can there be any gods!"

"Pooh!"

The head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics is both domineering and disdainful!

Chen Ming watched happily, and asked again,

"Then what's the deal with this thing?"

"Cracked and fed to the dog?"

"Dogs won't eat bones that have been around for so long......"

Looking at his serious face,

The head of the cultural relics department twitched his eyelids, and said quickly,

"Then... that's not the case!"

"Anyway, it's a collectible, isn't it..."

It is indeed a bit too embarrassing to smash and feed the dog.

But after thinking about it, he looked at Chen Ming and asked,

"What else can you do but feed the dog?"

I heard that you are not allowed to feed the dog,

Chen Ming pondered for a long time and finally came up with an idea.

"Then show it openly!"

...0 for flowers...

"Hold a world exhibition or something like that, and invite those cultural relic experts from the island country!"

"Make the scene bigger!"

Hearing the proposal, the head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics was taken aback and asked,

"Then what if the island country asks why this skull is in the hands of our dragon country?"

Chen Ming grinned,

"We Long Kingdom picked it up!"

"Isn't it normal for a fisherman to pick up a national treasure of an island country when he goes out to sea?"

"What the Dragon Kingdom picks up is the Dragon Kingdom's!"

"hey-hey!"

"If you have the ability, let them send someone to snatch it back!"

Looking at the completely natural expression on his face,

Both the head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics and Mr. Li looked helpless,

This kid is too bad!

Robbed people's things, bombed people's shrines,

Now I want to do a sequel!

do this,

Will the people of the island nation be crazy...

Mr. Li took a sip of tea, looked at the head of the Ministry of Cultural Relics, and said silently,

"I think it's a good idea."

The head of the cultural relics department looked at Chen Ming blankly,

Then with a wicked smile on his face,

"hey-hey!"

"I think it's pretty good too!"

about the second skull,

It was settled so happily by the old and the young.

a week later,

Dragon Kingdom held a vigorous cultural relics exposition,

It has attracted the attention of countries all over the world!

Ordinary people are only amazed by the magnificent cultural relics displayed in this exposition!

But in the eyes of the insider,

This is not a simple exhibition!

This is basically a "slap in the face plus shock" conference!

Because of the cultural relics displayed at the exposition,

All of them were collected illegally by the island country!

The intelligence personnel from that country walked around the exhibition and looked at the magnificent cultural relics,

The more you look at it, the more frightened you become.

This Nima,

Just grab the cultural relics back from the island country and forget it.

Still so blatantly exhibited?

Isn't this crazy face-slap output riding on the face!

However, the island country has no other way!

Because they never caught the people who robbed cultural relics!

On the surface, the quarrel at the diplomatic level has been going on in full swing,

Regarding the "strange and automatic return of cultural relics",

The response from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Dragon Kingdom was only one or two words.

"I picked it up!"

As for the "inexplicable explosion in the toilet".

Regarding the accusations and demands of the island nation,

The response from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was even more direct,

"That's what terrorists did, what does that have to do with me?"

The meaning of Long Guo's move is obvious!

That is.....

"I snatched back the cultural relics you snatched from me before and exhibited them, what are you doing?

"If you have the ability, you can grab it again and try again? Keep it and you will die if you try!"

"Don't talk about what you have! Do it if you have the guts!"

And that's not even the climax!

The climax was the last two days of the exhibition,

The Ministry of Cultural Relics of the Dragon Kingdom made a high-profile presentation of a recently "picked up" skull,

It is said that when the fishermen of Longguo were fishing, they accidentally caught a skull with a net.

I don't know what it is,

But it is suspected to be the remains of a certain country's guardian animal.

This skull was placed in the most conspicuous position on the only way through the gate of the exposition!

During the last three days that the skull was on display,

All the island people who saw this scene vomited blood!

The security guards at the expo site, within three days,

He even directly caught no less than a hundred crazy islanders,

All red-eyed guys trying to grab that skull!

For those guys who want to grab the cultural relics of the Dragon Kingdom in broad daylight,

Longguo directly arranges prison meals to eat to the full!

.....J..