Pamper Eighties

After the old man finished speaking, he closed his eyes again and stopped paying attention to them.

Mengmeng and Dawa looked to the side, and they found that there were not only one but three stalls buying books. The conditions were very simple. A piece of colored canvas was laid on the ground, and books were placed on it. It was a stall. The owner of the house was taking a nap on the small bench at the back, and was not affected by the noise in the square at all.

The oldest stall owner here is fifty or sixty years old. He was wearing a simple blue shirt and blue trousers and a blue shell hat. He sat motionless with his legs crossed, and Mengmeng walked to his stall. , he seemed to notice it, and immediately opened his eyes.

"Children, do you want to buy books? I have all qigong books here. Are you practicing by yourself? Or do the adults in the family want to practice?"

"I'll just see, do you know qigong?" Mengmeng looked at him curiously after asking this sentence.

"Of course I will."

The old man said it in a particularly arrogant way, and boasted: "My qigong has been practiced to the point of transforming into spirits, I can take things from the air, and touch stones into gold. These are not problems. Any disease can be cured, do you know the Human Qigong Academy that has just been established in Beijing? What they want to study is my spell, hehe, I won’t tell them.”

The old man kept his head down as he talked, looked at Mengmeng with the white of his eyes, and said inscrutably, "I think you are also a girl with a clean and quirky foundation, and you are just right to practice this supernatural ability. I will do it here. There's a recipe book for you."

He pulled out two books from the stack of books, threw them over and said, "Well, it's these two books, "Wulin Qigong Encyclopedia" and "Return to All Laws", after you practice them, you will live forever, and if you want to fly into space, you can fly Going to space, if you want to dive to the bottom of the sea, you can dive to the bottom of the sea. For the sake of you and me, I will charge you 100 yuan for these two secrets."

"One hundred yuan?" Dawa's reaction was very big. For these two thin and broken books, he was embarrassed to accept one hundred yuan. He glared at the old man and said, "Don't think we are just children and cheat. , what kind of book are you, it's so expensive to sell?"

Just seeing that they were children, the old man dared to open his mouth. He had already caught a glimpse of the two adults behind the three little dolls. They were all dressed in bright clothes and carrying cameras on their backs. Lord, that's what he has deceived.

He gave a strange laugh, bragging more and more and said: "Such a good opportunity is in front of you, you don't know how to cherish it and don't regret it, I tell you, these two books are the secrets of my teacher's school, and most people I still don't regret it. Don't sell it to him, just practice like me."

The old man suddenly stretched his hand behind his head, and unexpectedly made a plastic fake flower out of thin air. Bei'er said proudly, "See? Take things from the air.

He stretched out two hands, the fingers twisted and twisted like twists and turns. Suddenly, when he turned his left hand, there was a small stone lying in the palm. When he turned it again, the small stone disappeared, and he touched the back of his head again. , came out with a cigarette.

The old man looked at their stunned expressions, slowly put the cigarette to his ear, looked at them with his nostrils and said, "How? , with a little practice, you can be like me, and those who are gifted can also develop supernatural abilities, my hundred yuan is still half-sell and half-free, don’t you know it?”

Dawa and Erwa were stunned by his qigong performance, and they said with great admiration, "Wow, this qigong is so powerful, it can produce so many things, sister, why don't we pay for it? "

Mengmeng felt that his qigong was not unusual at all, if it was just changing things, she would too.

She pouted and said disdainfully, "These things you've changed are not very good, let's see what I'll change for you."

"I've changed." Mengmeng's palm threw a small pink wild flower with fresh petals, green leaves, and fresh dewdrops. It was actually alive.

"I'll change again." This time she threw a small spiral shell, and the wheel slammed on the stack of books.

"I'm changing." Mengmeng patted her little hand, and a cigarette fell out of her palm, which was the one the old man had clipped to her ear.

The old man went to touch his ear in a panic. Where could he find the cigarette? He looked at the smug little girl in front of him, his chin was about to fall to the ground. Temple, get a big axe in front of Luban's gate.

Mengmeng saw that he couldn't speak, she crossed her arms and said proudly, "How is it? Am I bad? Those two books of yours are too expensive!"

"Yes, yes, I'm too expensive to sell, little friend, we are all our own people. Don't expose this little trick of mine, save face, I still want to do business."

The old man was completely convinced. He used to be a juggler on the rivers and lakes. In the past, those who were knocked down were knocked down, and those who were not knocked down also hid. Now that the environment is relaxed, they will come out again and pretend to be ghosts. Qigong is such a thing. , that's what they came up with.

His skills are not solid, so he can only set up a stall in the park and fool ordinary people. Those with a solid foundation have already gone to the courtroom.

He didn't expect to meet a connoisseur in this park. He was such a young connoisseur. He cupped his hands on the spot and said, "Little friend, raise your hand, I'm just a trick to fool people, who believes who? Stupid, isn't this to support the family, don't shout out and let them know."

All the people in the Feng family have been stunned by Mengmenglu's hand. Is this still their Mengmeng? Why did they suddenly learn to do tricks? Why don't they know.

The adoring look of the big baby shifted from the old man to his sister, and said in surprise: "Sister, you are so amazing, when did you learn to change? Also teach my brother."

"I want to learn too." Erwa also shouted, for fear that others would not know how much he wanted to learn.

Feng Yimin and Su Wan glanced at each other, and they both thought it was very strange. Mengmeng stayed at home every day. When did they learn this kind of Jianghu trick? They all knew that this was a trick of the rivers and lakes, and they were almost deceived by the old man.

Feng Yimin didn't bother to ask Mengmeng, so he scolded the stall owner: "You old man, doing business is so inauthentic, two broken books are so embarrassing to ask us for a hundred dollars, greed will not kill you, if it weren't for my daughter to expose it. With your tricks, we almost fell for you."

The old man lowered his head and spread out his hands and said, "I'm all here for life, my own people, be considerate and considerate. If you do well, don't know about this, and I'm begging you."

Just as he was about to put the book back, Mengmeng called out, "You haven't told me how much your book will sell for. One hundred yuan is too expensive."

"What? Do you still want to buy it?" The old man was even more surprised than their reaction just now. The hand holding the book didn't let it go, and neither did it.

They also have sects in the rivers and lakes. Like him, he was born in a wild way, purely for the sake of making a living. He estimated that the family in front of him might be from a certain sect, and he was afraid of being kicked out by them, so he had to say sincerely. : "Little Ancestor, how much do you think it will cost? All of my books are bought from the second-hand market in Panjiayuan. You can give me some meaning, or I can send it to you directly."

Mengmeng hesitantly stretched out a finger, as if she hadn't made up her mind yet.

"Okay, one piece, one piece, I really don't understand why you people still buy my book."

The old man said more and more quietly, and he couldn't even hear the last sentence. He took out a plastic bag and quickly put the two books in it, thinking in his heart to quickly send this little **** of plague away. , lest she ruin the business.

Mengmenti slipped away these two books, threw a dollar to the old man, and had to turn around and walk away.

The eldest child and the second child surrounded their sister, took the plastic bag very diligently, and said very flatterly, "Meng, how does brother usually treat you?"

Mengmeng said sweetly: "Brother is very good to me."

"Then when did you teach this supernatural ability to my brother? My brother also wants to practice qigong." When they thought that they had learned this qigong, they could change whatever they wanted, and the little brothers laughed like fools.

"Stay on the side," Feng Yimin squeezed the big baby away, and finally couldn't help but ask his doubts: "Mengmeng, who taught you this trick? Why haven't I seen you change at home before? ?"

"Hmm..." Mengmeng thought in anguish. After so many years, she could more or less sense that she was different from other children, and this difference should have something to do with Zhenlongguan.

She said honestly, "Dragon Bone Temple."

Feng Yimin immediately made an association in his mind, and said very understandingly: "Oh, it turned out that Master Ling Xuzi taught you, so let me just say, where do you learn this trick on the rivers and lakes, it turned out that he taught you. "

In his opinion, Ling Xuzi still has two brushes. People in the village often see him jumping up and down in the mountains. He is more flexible than a monkey. It is normal for him to be able to do one or two juggling on the rivers and lakes.

Su Wan thought so too, and explained to Mengmeng herself: "We Mengmeng often go to his master to play with Brother Rui, and it should be his master who taught Mengmeng."

Mengmeng heard her mention Brother Rui, thinking that her mother already knew about it, so she honestly admitted: "Mom, I bought these two books for Brother Rui."

Su Wan laughed, looked at her innocent and lovely daughter and said, "Brother Rui's master is the old Jianghu. He taught you tricks better than the old man just now. Where do you need the old man's book?"

Mengmeng didn't understand why her mother wanted to do a trick, and she didn't know how to explain it to brother Anzai Rui's master, because she couldn't figure it out herself.

But she has a little abacus. The old grandfather who sold the book said that if you practice qigong, you can go to the sea and go to the sky. She has already learned to go to the sea, but she can't learn it in the sky. She thinks Brother Rui is smarter, so take it back Let him practice, and when he has practiced, he can teach her, hee hee, look how smart she is.

She smiled happily and said, "I bought it back and gave it to Brother Rui to practice qigong."

Before Su Wan was doing anything, Feng Yimin had to eat it first. After thinking about it, his daughter was so obsessed with Brother Rui that she didn't forget to bring him back when she came out to play.

He said sourly, "Mengmeng, why did you buy something for Brother Rui?"

Mengmeng said without thinking, "Brother Rui likes to practice martial arts. I'll buy a book and let him practice."

Feng Yimin became even more jealous, and said reluctantly, "Then why don't you buy it for your grandparents? How good your grandparents are to you, you only buy it for Brother Rui, and you don't know how to bring some for your grandparents. something back?"

Mengmeng said innocently: "I want to take it. Grandma said that the food can't be stored for too long, it is easy to spoil. When I want to go back, I will buy delicious food for my grandparents."

Feng Yimin was so anxious that his mouth was white, "No, Mengmeng, you are a girl's family, you can't be too kind to boys, otherwise he will think it's right, you have to, you have to, oh, you don't want it anyway. It's right to be nice to that kid from the Zhang family."

Mengmeng stopped and said very suspiciously, "Dad, why are you so stingy? These two books only cost one dollar."

"It's not about money, that Zhang family boy..."

Feng Yimin was about to bury Brother Rui when he felt that his daughter-in-law was twisting his waist, and the more he twisted it harder.

"Why are you telling the baby this?" Su Wan's eyes swept over, and she taught him in a low voice: "We Mengmeng are still ignorant, so you just talk nonsense in front of her."

"I..." Feng Yimin looked at his daughter's innocent eyes and shut up embarrassingly.

But he was still very unwilling, so he quietly bit his ear with his daughter-in-law: "That kid from Zhang's family has wicked brows and wicked eyes, just a slick little white face, last time his dad told me that he wanted us to Jia Mengmeng decided to marry his boy, I bah, how can that stinky boy deserve our Mengmeng? I want to get married, but there is no door, I immediately refused him and let him die. "

Su Wan didn't expect this to happen, but she has her own opinion: "My daughter will grow up one day, and when she grows up, she will have to get married. I think Brother Rui is very good, and his family will Having given birth to him, he is also easy to get along with. If we Mengmeng marry him, the Zhang family has no concubines. Simply, we live a refreshing life and live in the same village as us. People who know the bottom line are placed under our noses, and the girl can see it every day, which is much better than letting her marry outside."

Feng Yimin looks like he has been struck by lightning. What are you talking about, his Mengmeng is about to get married?

When he thought that his precious daughter would marry into someone else's house in the future, call other people's parents, but also give birth to children and manage the family, he was in a bad mood, and his heart hurt as if he was stirring with a knife.

No, he must not let his daughter marry.

He accidentally said this sentence in his heart.

Su Wan gave him a roll of eyes in response, and said pragmatically, "Don't get married? You will support her for the rest of your life? When the two of us are old, who will take care of Mengmeng? It's strange that she doesn't hate you."

For the first time, Feng Yimin blushed with his daughter-in-law: "What if I just raised it? My daughter of Feng Yimin was not born to marry. From now on, I will work hard to make money. If I have money, I am afraid that no one will take care of me? Let them all know that girls are not only about getting married, but if they have money, they can at least stay comfortably at their parents' house."

After he finished speaking arrogantly, he thought about his two boys again, touched his chin and said, "The two boys, the eldest and the second, also have to teach them a lesson, and train them to love their sister from an early age, so that they will not marry a daughter-in-law in the future. Forget about my sister, well, let me think about it."

Su Wan was too lazy to pay attention to him, this man is crazy, which woman doesn't marry, which woman doesn't have children? Her family Mengmeng is so good, and of course she deserves the best. When her daughter grows up, she, as a mother-in-law, must choose carefully.

She patted her man vigorously and said, "Why do you think so much? The girl is still young, so don't look at how old she is."

Mengmeng looked back suspiciously, "Are you talking about me? I'm six years old."

Su Wan waved at her softly, "I didn't tell you, just go play, big baby and second baby, look after your sister."