Pamper Eighties

At night, Boss Lu stayed in the room to sleep. He used to drink a cup of hot water before going to bed every day, so he walked to the table, picked up the kettle with one hand, and reached for the cup with the other hand.

It's also strange that his grab failed. The cup is still the same cup, but it seems to have moved a little bit. Boss Lu didn't think much about it.

This time, the cup was right under his eyelids and moved abruptly to the side. Boss Lu's heart froze instantly. He only felt a chill rushed from the soles of his feet to his forehead, causing him to hit him on the spot. Chills.

Fortunately, he was still calm, and quickly put his hands together to beg for mercy: "Da Da Da Xian, I'm just here to stay in the hotel. I'm sorry to disturb you. I'll go now, I'll go now."

He stepped back while begging for mercy, but he didn't expect that the kettle suddenly rose in the air and attacked in his direction!

Boss Lu was so frightened that his face turned blue. There was nowhere to hide. In a hurry, he could only use his arms to block it. As a result, he knocked out the kettle, and the hot water in it was all over him.

"Ah!" Boss Lu let out a miserable scream, the hot water was so hot, half of Boss Lu's body was instantly reddened, and it was burning hot!

Boss Lu is really a good guy. Even so, he didn't fall down. Instead, he ran to the door with all his might and started shouting, "Help me, come and help me, there's a ghost."

"Ah poof!" He fell heavily to the ground, but was caught by the leg of the table next to him. Boss Lu's 200-pound fat almost smashed a hole in the floor, and his chin was seen on the spot. He was bleeding, so he didn't collapse his front teeth.

He was completely frightened, this ghost doesn't seem to be a good stalker, is his old life going to be explained today?

Boss Lu's luck was against the sky. When he was about to despair, he finally waited for his bastards.

His subordinates slammed open the door just at this moment, and saw their boss lying on the ground and wouldn't move. Shouting: "Quick, help me, there are ghosts here, there are ghosts in this house!"

One of the most flattering subordinates hurriedly cursed before he could figure out the situation: "Damn, this hotel is actually haunted, I want that boss to look good."

"Hurry up, hurry up, you pig brain, hurry up."

Boss Lu glared at him resentfully. With the help of his subordinates, he finally stood up and ran towards the door with all his strength.

This group of people fled out of the bastard, and they didn't care about the trouble of looking for the hotel owner. They ran on the street in the middle of the night. There was no one person in the dark. , seems to have seen a ghost.

The **** have never seen the world, and don't know what happened to their boss. They still show their loyalty there and say: "Boss, your chin is still bleeding, let's take you to the hospital first."

"Don't worry about it, hurry up, hurry up and get out of this ghost place." Boss Lu's mind was tough, he covered his chin and ran forward, not daring to stay any longer for a second.

Thinking about how Boss Lu has been in business for so many years, what kind of bull, ghost, snake, and **** has never been seen before, and he was planted in this small place in the corner of the mountain today, which is really **** mildew.

Without a car, they could only walk on two legs, and they left Longling Commune overnight as if they were running for their lives.

Mengmeng easily drove away Boss Lu, and felt a little proud in her heart. When Brother Rui came to her the next day, she couldn't help telling him the proud thing: "Brother Rui, I It's amazing, blah blah blah..."

Brother Rui listened to her carefully, and hurriedly praised him: "Sister, you are really amazing, does the big fat pig know that you did it?"

Mengmeng pursed her lips and smiled, "How would he know, I didn't go to his place."

Brother Rui breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, brother doesn't want you to be discovered."

"Hee hee, I know, this is our little secret." Mengmeng's big eyes flickered with a playful brilliance.

"Yes, it's a secret." Brother Rui said that, but he was still a little worried. Did Boss Lu give up so easily?

They all underestimated Boss Lu's greed. He is the master who wants money and not his life. After finally finding a suitable place to open a factory, Boss Lu will never give up because of a little ghost.

When he returned to Taoyuan Village again, he finally made a big move.

"Master Wang, what do you think of the feng shui in this place? Are you prosperous or not?"

He took the so-called Master Wang and came to a harbor in the village. This place was leeward, and a flat ground was born from the foot of the mountain. The scenery was very beautiful. The beach was directly in front of him, and the white waves were kissing the beach, like this There are too many places in the village, and few people usually come here.

Boss Lu took a fancy to this place because of its natural geographical location. He imagined that the industrial waste water could be easily discharged into the sea, and there was a steady supply of fresh water in the back mountain. It was a good place to make money. How could it be? Such a good place.

Thinking like this, he looked at Master Wang more and more attentively. This Master Wang, but he paid a lot of money to hire a Feng Shui master who is also proficient in human body qigong. Boss Lu has a lot of face, and he really can't invite this master.

Master Wang held a compass in his hand. First, he pretended to circle around the place, and pointedly to where Boss Lu should stand. Then he chanted words, looking at the sky for a while, and staring at the ground for a while, feeling almost the same. Then he said slowly, "It's a good place, just a little bit bumping into you."

He left half of what he said, causing Boss Lu to ask anxiously, "Master Wang, what exactly is the collision, please clarify, what do you need me to do?"

The fish has already taken the bait. Master Wang put away the compass and said arrogantly: "This place is backed by the mountains and facing the sea. It was originally a high-class Feng Shui treasure, but unfortunately it doesn't match your eight characters. Don't worry, since you have invited I, I will help people to the end, and I will help you resolve it."

Boss Lu was overjoyed, but hesitantly said, "But an old man said before that I can't stay here any longer, otherwise there will be bloodshed."

"Nonsense!" Master Wang retorted without thinking: "But he is an old Taoist wandering around the rivers and lakes, you still take his words as imperial edict? If so, then you don't need to invite me, go home as soon as possible and stay. ."

"Don't, don't," Boss Lu was in a hurry, and quickly stopped Master Wang and said, "I didn't mean that. Master, whatever you say is what you say. Of course I listen to you. You can tell me what to do so that I can be peaceful. An Andi to set up a factory here?"

Master Wang's eyes flickered strangely, then disappeared in an instant, and he returned to his immortal look and said: "As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill, you met that ghost last time in a hotel. , people only follow you because you have money."

"Ah? What should I do?" Boss Lu broke into a cold sweat after hearing this. He couldn't sleep well these days. In his dreams, he was full of the horror of the ghost demanding his life.

Master Wang said very confidently: "As long as you are willing to spend money, I can send this ghost away for you, making sure it won't haunt you in the future."

This is what Boss Lu wanted. He looked for Master Wang because he was interested in the reputation of the other party. So many high-ranking officials and big bosses were looking for him, indicating that he was a good person, so he hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay, okay. How much money do you want, I'll let someone get it."

"Bah, do you think the money is for me?" Master Wang's expression changed, and he said with a sense of justice: "The money is for the ghosts, you will send someone to get 100,000 cash, and then come here. Find a black dog nearby, if you don't have a black dog, you can even ask for a rooster, just hurry up, after this time, you will have to wait for the next good day."

Boss Lu's expression was a little distorted, 100,000 yuan is so **** expensive, but when he thought of the profits after that, he gritted his teeth and agreed, holding back the pain in his heart and said, "What are you still doing here, hurry up? Do as Master Wang said, it will delay my business, and see if I don't take your skin off."

The dog-legs were used to being scolded by him, no one took it seriously, they all pretended to be diligent and walked back, going to get the money to get the money, to catch the dog to catch the dog, but there was no black dog in the village. Bought a big rooster from the villagers.

When they came back, Master Wang had already brought a group of apprentices and set up a practice table in the original place, that is, a table with gold ingots, glutinous rice and charms made of paper on it.

Master Wang himself, I don't know when he changed into Taoist robes. The clothes were yellow and bright, and there was a gossip picture behind him. Master Wang held a peach wood sword in his hand, and instructed the dog-legs to put the money on the table. They killed the chicken and squeezed out a bowl of chicken blood.

After doing this, he shouted: "I'm going to start doing the trick, and the irrelevant people will retreat quickly, so as not to hurt you later, if the ghost is serious, maybe it will get on you, Boss Lu, you Also step back a little, with your back to me, don't look back, I'm afraid you will be scared to death."

He intimidated the group of people and watched them hide away with satisfaction. Then he gave his disciples a look, and he began to read: "There are three strange sun, moon and stars in the sky, and the sky is full of ghosts and spirits. , Urgently obey the order of the Supreme Laojun to sweep away ghosts and evil spirits, and the disciples obey the orders of the Patriarch of Maoshan, why the gods will not be punished, why should the ghosts not be alarmed, the heavens are spirits, the earth is spirits, the Supreme Laojun is as anxious as the law!"

"Edict!" He shouted loudly, holding the sword in his left hand and the money in his right hand, and a fire was born out of thin air in his palm, instantly swallowing the banknotes in his hand, and he stopped shouting, "All monsters and monsters, give me speed. Come quickly, this is not the place for you to stay, go back!"

The disciples next to him were also muttering chanting sutras, surrounding the practice platform, and protecting their master. The scene was quite similar.

Boss Lu couldn't hold back his curiosity, but it was actually for his 100,000 yuan, so he couldn't help but secretly looked back. He didn't know what he didn't know, but when he saw it, he was startled, and the flames in Master Wang's hand swept away. It was higher than the sky, and the shadow of a person could still be vaguely discerned from the fire. Needless to say, it must be a ghost. As for his money, it was naturally burned.

When they made such a big commotion, the people in the village naturally noticed it. Some villagers with good deeds stood on the hillside and watched from a distance. When they saw that Master Wang became angry, they cheered loudly, as if they were watching a juggling show. similar.

The vision of these people, Master Wang, of course, knows that he dares to perform in public, and he is not afraid of being exposed. On the surface, Boss Wang's money has been burned, but in fact, he has conjured up his sleeves and transferred them. To the disciples around him, this is his specialty.

The people in the village didn't know the truth, and thought that Master Wang was really catching ghosts. They had heard about the ghost of Boss Lu, and they were gloating about the misfortune. Drive away, so what should I do?

No one noticed that there were two people hidden in the bushes in the distance, it was Brother Rui and his master.

Ling Xuzi looked at the so-called master with cold eyes, and said disdainfully, "I pretend to be a ghost, I'm just a liar."

Brother Rui had the memory of his previous life and saw through Master Wang at a glance. Isn't it just magic, he frowned and said, "Master, when they finish the magic, that Boss Lu will definitely build a factory in the village. What to do?"

Ling Xuzi was very disgusted with those people, and said uncharacteristically: "Hmph, you won't die if you don't see the coffin, let the teacher make a trick for them, afraid of ghosts? I'll let them taste what it's like to be haunted by ghosts."

He stretched out his hand to the porcelain gourd around his waist, and before he had time to act, something went wrong down the hillside.

I don't know since when, the white waves actually flashed red. At first there were only a few sporadic points, but in a blink of an eye, there were more and more. These red things rolled towards the beach with the waves, like blood-red clouds. , occupied the beach at an extremely astonishing speed, and quickly pushed towards the person in front.

It was a dog's leg. He was standing upright, but suddenly there was a sharp pain in his foot, and then the other foot also hurt. He looked down and saw a few strange-shaped big crabs were holding crab claws high, fiercely The ground smashed into his foot, and there was a kind of momentum to smash this foot, God, that crab claws look like hammers, oh, again!

This man was so frightened that he couldn't even scream, and jumped back and hurriedly stepped back. He was lucky, and the other dog who was less than two meters away from him was not so lucky.

He didn't have time to hide, he had already collapsed in pain, and in the blink of an eye, crabs were crawling all over his body. Those crabs were especially good at attacking people. He couldn't even hear the voice, and he didn't know whether it was dead or alive.

This tragic scene is being played out quickly on the beach. Before everyone could react, those crabs had already occupied the flat land at the foot of the mountain. Even Master Wang and his apprentice were not spared, and their faces were covered with crawlies. Crabs, so many crab claws with meat, it's almost going to break the throat.

Boss Lu's big fat meat is of course the first choice for crabs. He was the furthest away. He had a chance to escape, but his legs were so frightened that he couldn't escape. .

"Ah! Ah! Ah ah ah ah!" Boss Lu shouted in a voice like killing a pig, as miserable as possible.

The villagers on the hillside in the distance were stunned by this scene. They have lived in Taoyuan Village for generations. When have they seen so many crabs, they still attack people. Oh my god, it’s so scary, run away! .

The people in the village were running around. What they were most worried about was that the crabs would invade the village, and they had to rush back to inform everyone. At this moment, no one knew which villager shouted, "Wait, those crabs are gone. "

Everyone looked back and saw that the crabs that were swimming around just now actually retreated to the shore like a tide, tumbling and falling into the sea. The waves rolled and disappeared instantly.

The villagers couldn't believe their eyes. They couldn't help but wiped their eyes. They didn't see it wrong. The crabs did leave, leaving only those who were attacked lying on the beach.

"Are they... dead?" a villager said with some fear.

Another villager said gloatingly: "Who knows, it's better to be dead, huh, if you want to do something bad, even the Dragon King can't stand it, so don't you send crab generals out to clean them up."

There are still people in the village who are very rational, and immediately said worriedly: "Boss Lu is not an ordinary boss. If he dies in our village, our village will have to take responsibility. We should go and see if we can save him. Anyway, don't let him die there. in our village."

"Yes, yes, let's go and have a look."

Someone took the lead, and the villagers swarmed up, and found that the people who were scalded were not dead, but their whole body was swollen into buns, especially Boss Lu, whose fat face was completely unreadable.

The people in the village looked around them and said cheerfully: "Yo, it's good that you're not dead. Boss Lu, did you hear me? We are blessed by the Dragon King in the sea, and you want to discharge sewage to the place where people live. , I have to ask Lord Dragon whether his old man agrees, hehehehe..."

Boss Lu opened a slit in the swollen pig-headed face, and squirmed his lips with extreme difficulty: "Save me, save me, I will never dare again."

As soon as these words were said, a gust of wind surged up on the sea, and it made people unable to stand still. A strange dark cloud floated over quickly, just above Boss Lu's head, suddenly a word "roll" appeared. .

This strange celestial phenomenon scared everyone to change their faces on the spot. Boss Lu was especially frightened and shouted in a hoarse voice: "I'm going, I'm going, I don't dare anymore, ah..."

Speaking of which, he even changed the tone of his voice. Isn't that obvious? He has provoked the True God this time. If he doesn't get out, he might even lose his life.

The people in the village didn't expect so many, they all thought it was the sea dragon king appearing. He kept shouting, "The Dragon King has appeared, and the Dragon King is here to bless us."

The people in the village were as excited as the Chinese New Year. Seeing such an opportunity as a miracle is not something that ordinary people can come across. They finally met once, but they were so excited that they went crazy?

Brother Rui was completely stunned, even though he had encountered some strange things in his previous life, even though he was reborn in this life, he had never seen this scene before, even imagining him. Unimaginable, completely subverted his outlook on life.

He looked at his master with adoring eyes, and said with great admiration: "Master, you are so good, how did you use this spell?"

"You ask me, who am I asking?"

Ling Xuzi didn't speak anymore, God knows he was scared too, this fool thought he was so capable, he didn't even open the gourd's mouth.

Ling Xuzi slowly withdrew the hand that was about to freeze, and stared closely at the dark clouds in the sky. It had completely dispersed now, but the word "roll" just now, the water at the three o'clock on the left was a little less. Even the strokes are lacking. He will never read it wrong. What kind of immortal is this?