Paper Lover

Get off the game at four o'clock in the afternoon.

Exactly half of the day has passed.

There is still half a day to write to me.

But I always want to catch some fish before writing...

Li Shuoxing estimated that the new chapters and supplements that were posted today should have been seen by everyone, so he boldly refreshed the next page, looked at the article discussion area, and saw that there were a lot of comments in the discussion area, and this time, The comments are different from two hours ago:

"Nothing happened, nine votes are welcome here."

"Nothing happened, Ximu is two meters eight meters away today."

"Nothing has happened, it would be better to come back tomorrow."

"The sky is falling in chaos, gratitude is tearing, a million is huge, but it's a mere heart."

The neat and tidy play stalk comment area alone was destroyed by a system default reward of RMB 10,000.

Li Shuo Xingdian went in and found that in addition to the system theme, there was a line of comments.

"Nothing has happened before, a silver trifle. Ps: Is there a change? Is there a fourth change today? by: Hunshi Mowang"

Adding more is not adding more.

No ordinary leader, no silver leader, and no golden leader.

In this life... well, it is still possible to add more in this life.

Now that he saw it, Li Shuoxing added a fine touch, and then closed the web page.

Close the web page and open the document.

However, Li Shuoxing did not start writing immediately, but went to QQ first, and shouted in the end-point food group: "Do you have spelling?"

Danding Ziruo will always appear first: "No. Karvin."

Li said Xing: "What is the card?"

The egg is calm: "How can card tease the guy."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Little monk of Liuwei: "..."

Suo Ren: "This group is getting more and more perverted."

Shilingling: "Dantan, are you making a typo."

Dan Ding sighed and sighed freely: "That's right! I'm really writing a man! Do you remember my last book that was harmonized? The reason for blocking me was that I described too much negative social habits and caused bad imitation, but that book I really didn’t write about the official underworld. Later, I analyzed with the editor for a long time. Maybe I wrote that the man saved the kidnapped married woman, took in the street female college students, and asked a big breasted colleague to wash himself. Cooking, you still have a frosty unmarried wife..."

The wind and rain between fingers: "Actually, it doesn't matter to read your text. But looking at this summary, somehow it feels that you really deserve to be blocked."

Dan was confident: "[Big cry][Big cry] There are only men and women in the world. If I can't write women, I can only write men!"

Everyone in the group had no sympathy, and the group laughed.

With laughter, Li Shuoxing spoke: "Actually, I just picked up a guy just now."

silence.

Suo Ren said coldly: "This group is over."

16:15 The claim has left the group

No one cares.

Anyway, this guy said less than two or three times a month to leave the group, this is just the beginning.

Dan Ding Ziruo quickly said: "Who did you tease? How did you tease it? Quickly tell me, I see if it can be used in the text."

Li Shuoxing thought that he was doing a good job just now. After briefly talking about the background, he posted the four sentences of dialogue between himself and Zai Zai very generously.

Still silent.

Silence is today's chat group.

Dan Ding Ziruo: "...Although it feels good, but father-in-law, did you go too far?"

Little monk of Liuwei: "The dialogue can be written well, but the little monk also feels that this is a bit beyond the pure friendship between men and men."

Without the claim of telling the truth, the heavy responsibility of telling the truth falls on the wind and rain between the fingers: "Dead gay."

Li Shuoxing doesn't care, who cares about the gender of the game villain? He said: "You don't know how cute he is."

Before everyone could comment on this sentence, a sentence was inserted.

The lively group finally exploded out of Sang Wugui, who usually didn't appear much.

Sang Wugui couldn't stand it very much: "What kind of straight man's aesthetic and earthy love story, do you seriously think that the above dialogue is well written? And beautiful is a description of buildings, not people."

Li Shuoxing: "I know this, but I thought this idiom has been used now, didn't it?"

Sang Wugui said with earnest heart: "When it comes to writing emotional drama, you all have to learn from Brother Lu."

Lu Guofangcao: "Someone is looking for me?"

The ID that popped out suddenly surprised everyone in the group.

The egg is calm: "Brother Deer is here!"

Shiling Ling: "Brother Deer is there?"

The wind and rain between the fingers: "Brother Deer, you said to go on a blind date after the end of Shangben. Have you met now?"

16:20 The claim has joined the group

Suo Ren who retired from the group seemed to have clairvoyance, and returned automatically the first time Lu Guofangcao appeared.

Suo Ren: "What wind is blowing today that blows Brother Deer over?"

Among all the deer brothers, only Liuwei Little Monk has a different name: "Fangcao female donor, I have seen you for a long time."

Seeing the comparison of the two titles, Li Shuoxing behind the computer screen showed an expression of indescribable expression.

Because the author of Luguofangcao... is indeed more difficult to describe.

Lu Guo Fangcao is the author of the end, this is a nonsense.

Lu Guo Fangcao is the author of the great **** of urban harem flow. It is regarded by many male readers as "My God Deer Brother" and the famous name "A deer in the bushes of fragrant grass" is not surprising.

But Lu Guofangcao’s true gender female is an out-and-out author of a great beauty who writes about urban harem flow... This has captured the limelight of the end annual meeting.

The situation is like this. At that time, the tall and long-legged beauty came to the stage, and the male author thought that she was the **** of the female video website next door, but she smiled slightly and said to the audience:

"Hello everyone, I am Lu Guo Fangcao."

What...the...Fuck...? !

This was the only thought of all male authors at that time.

Why does Li Shuoxing know so clearly.

Because he was also one of the male authors who treated Brother Lu as a brother and collapsed on the spot...

The memories end here.

A faint shadow appeared in Li Shuoxing's heart. Although two or three years have passed, every time I think of it, I can still recall the thunderbolt of the blue sky...

Li Shuoxing looked at the screen again and found that Lu Guofangcao was already evaluating his four sentences.

Lu Guofangcao: "This..."

Lu Guofang's cursive words are long-hearted: "Brothers, sisters can't mess around. If you see these words before you blacken you, just marry, it's true love."

The great **** of the harem flow decides the universe.

The other straight men turned their backs one after another, accusing Li Shuoxing of writing sparsely and sloppyly, so they must have lost their favor.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

He suddenly remembered the 5 favorability levels that fell.

Another layer of shadow called Lu Guo Fangcao was cast in his mind.

A group of clowns without their own opinions!

Lu Guofangcao said again: "Ximuzi, this silly tone is familiar, don't you refer to it from our female channels? If you want to exercise emotional flow, you can’t just look at our female channels, we The female channel is wireless, not literary enough. You have to go to the next door to see, how much lingering love is all in..."

Li said Xing did not finish watching.

The shadow in his heart was too heavy, he silently closed the group, went into hiding, decided to write his own essay, let the people in the group go.

After closing the group and not cutting the software yet, a new dialogue popped up.

The panda is looking for him.

Panda: "Are you free? Ximu."

Li said Xing: "?"

Panda: "Books 1-3 of "The Great Struggle" will be printed immediately. I want to make an appointment with you to sign the sale."

Li Shuoxing has no interest in signing: "I want to write an article."

Panda explained: "You don't need to run around the country. Let's get an autograph in your city. You only need to spare an afternoon to come personally. There is an appearance fee."

Li Shuoxing is still not interested: "Readers can just read the book, why bother to look at their faces."

Panda: "The reader wants to see your face, what can I do?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Li said Xing resisted to death: "I just won't show it."

panda:"……"

The panda took a step back: "Well, then, we won't hold the signing ceremony for the time being, but you have to come to the printing factory to sign some names for me. Right now, I happen to be in the printing factory to see samples, and it doesn't take much time."

Li Shuoxing still didn't let go: "The pen name of Caramel Nishiki is too long, and my hand will break."

The panda was shocked. He wondered how fragile your hand is, so that you can break it when you write this word?

But the author is God.

He gave an idea: "Then let's simplify it. I printed the word caramel directly on the title page. It is enough for you to sign Ximu. Anyway, the caramel in your pen name does not have any sense of existence."

Can this happen?

Li Shuoxing was also shocked, but he soon came up with a new idea: "But the signature of the book is too tired and too heavy."

The panda immediately smashed it: "How can it be difficult for you to flip the book? We haven't bound yet, but the unbound front pages are stacked together, and you don't need to pull the paper. I'll help! You! Pump!"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

When the words reached this point, he gave in: "As for?"

Panda: "Haha."

Panda: "Call a car for you."

Three minutes later.

A car sped down to Li Shuoxing's building, picked up Li Shuoxing and left.

Forty minutes later.

Li Shuoxing met the panda at the printing factory full of noise and powder.

Forty-five minutes later.

Li Shuoxing sat in the office and began to sign a stack of title pages printed with the word "Caramel".

He signed the word Ximu very seriously at the beginning.

After signing for about fifty pages, it fell and the block letters became cursive.

After signing about a hundred more cursive pages, my hands hurt.

So Li Shuoxing stopped, thinking about the many, many title pages that were still left for a while, and then he had an idea.

The cursive script became four strokes again.

One stroke on the left border of chestnuts, one stroke on the right border of chestnuts, and two strokes left, you can also give the chestnuts two small eyes.

Don't say it, it looks cute.

With this simple stroke, Li Shuo Xinggou finished all the signatures.

He put down his signature pen, raised his head with ease, and met the panda's embarrassing eyes.

The two looked at each other for a moment.

Panda: "What is this?"

Li said Xing: "Chestnut."

Panda: "I know it is chestnut." He paused, "But shouldn't you sign your pen name?"

Li Shuoxing calmly said: "What does this have, I believe smart readers will understand it. And you can also say..."

Panda: "What did you say?"

Li said the star: "This is a special sign. It is the banner of Father Ximu's soul painting."

Panda was speechless for a while, and finally commented: "Ximu, you are really a spiritual author."

Li Shuoxing: "Thank you for the compliment. Since the signing is over, then I will..."

The panda hurriedly stopped the person who was about to leave: "Great God, do you really sign a name when you come out? Now it's almost time, I'll treat you to a meal, by the way, discuss the promotion plan of the physical book."

Li said that Xing had the inertia to refuse, but then he thought about it. Sooner or later, it would take time to deal with this matter. Anyway, he was going to have a meal, and it happened to be settled during the meal, and he could just start writing when he got home.

So he nodded: "Okay, let's talk."

The two talked, and the panda chose a nearby Haidilao.

Hot pot is the most suitable thing to talk about, but not particularly important things.

When we arrived at Haidilao, the time was a little earlier than normal meals. There were not too many people in Haidilao. The two chose a spacious deck by the window to sit down. The panda handed the menu to Li Shuoxing and waved his hand:

"If you want to eat something, you don't need to save money for me. Anyway, this meal is reimbursed by the company."

That's really nothing to be polite.

Li Shuoxing picked up the menu and looked at it. After ordering the dishes he was used to eating and pairing them with two new seasonal products, he returned the order to Panda.

Panda took the order, glanced at it, added two more meat dishes, and invited the waiter to place the order.

He began to speak: "Since you are unwilling to participate in the signing, there is no way for our signing activities to start, so we have to think of a new propaganda idea. The company still attaches great importance to your book and has determined the A category Propaganda channels, there are special propaganda funds, this fund need not be used in vain. What we have to consider now is how to maximize the effect of propaganda within the limited funds. Regarding this point, I have some immature ideas..."

At this point, the phone ringing in my pocket suddenly rang.

The panda looked down at his mobile phone and stood up from his seat: "Sorry, I'll go out to answer the phone."

Li said Xing: "It's okay, you are free."

The panda went out with his mobile phone.

Li said that the star was in the same place. I waited a long time for this class. Until the bottom of the pot was on the table, the panda hurried back and apologized: "I'm sorry, the child is sick. I am going now. Take a look at the hospital, Ximu, you have to eat it yourself tonight. I have already bought the order. We will make an appointment next time."

After speaking, he rushed out in a whirlwind before Li Shuoxing could answer.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

The dishes are also available, and the orders are also bought.

Li said what else could Xing do? Of course, he stayed and ate this hot pot.

He continued to sit alone, waiting for the food.

The bottom of the pot was already on the table, and the dishes were quickly delivered. When it was almost finished, the waiter who served the dishes suddenly asked: "Sir, I think you have been sitting alone. Did you come to eat hot pot alone today? ?"

Li Shuoxing answered casually: "Yes."

Waiter: "You wait."

He turned and left, and returned soon, with a big cat doll in his hand.

He placed the big cat doll on the opposite side of the Li Shuo constellation, and carefully arranged the little clothes for the doll, then raised his head, and intimately said to Li Shuoxing: “It’s a bit lonely to eat hot pot alone. Cady will accompany you to dinner."

The caring waiter left the doll and left.

Sitting in the position, Li Shuoxing became confused.

Is it lonely to eat hot pot alone? In fact, he didn't feel so alone.

Are a person and a doll sitting and eating hot pot lonely? He feels really lonely...

After looking at each other for a long time with the smiling doll sitting across from each other, he couldn't bear to look straight and lowered his eyes, took out his phone, opened the dating app, and went to the game to **** the cubs: "Cubs, are you ready to eat?"

Su Mingqian was a little surprised: "Why are you here suddenly? I haven't eaten it yet."

Li Shuoxing first took a picture of a table of dishes with his mobile phone, and sent it to Su Mingqian, and then complained: "I have been pigeon-fed, and now I am eating hot pot alone, even if I eat hot pot alone, the waiter here still Brought me a doll, called cady, and said he would eat with me..."

How many levels is this loneliness?

Can't stop at level 10!

Su Mingqian laughed dumbly: "Don't care about the doll, I will eat with you."

Li Shuoxing: "Okay! I came to you to eat with you. What do you want to eat at night? If you have hot pot to buy, we can eat the same..."

He typed and typed here, and suddenly he was taken aback, then after thinking about it, he felt that this was actually completely achievable.

After all, the game can conjure up anything that Zai Zai wants. As long as Zai make a wish for a Haidilao set meal, won't he be able to eat the same meal at the same table?

He immediately instructed: "Cub, make a wish for a Haidilao package."

Su Mingqian made a wish.

A Haidilao package is immediately available in the store, which is not expensive at all, but 99 contributions.

In reality, others pay for me.

In the game, I pay for Zai Zai.

One piece of money, two meals, perfect.

Li Shuoxing calmly bought it and used it directly. When he saw that Su Mingqian had a full set of hot pot dishes on his table, his heart was suddenly satisfied.

For some reason, I suddenly felt a real sense of being accompanied.

So, when the waiter came back and was about to blanch the black beef slices for Li Shuoxing, Li Shuoxing said, "Thank you, please take the cady opposite, I have company."

As he said, he put the phone in the opposite position, put it up, put himself face to face, took a bowl in front of the phone, and spoke again.

"When you scald the meat later, divide it into two, half for me and half for him."

Waiter:"……"

He looked at the mobile phone displaying the game screen for a moment, and asked humbly: "Excuse me, is this?"

Li Shuoxing: "My lover, my cub. I have hot pot with him."

Waiter:"……"

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