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When hearing this, netizens couldn't laugh anymore...

Sure enough, Jiang Chen is worth looking forward to, every time he exports classic quotations, it's too outrageous.

The brain circuit is simply dead.

This remark also caused netizens to think about it.

Feelings are about to reach Taoism and become immortals. After finally cultivating a golden elixir or something, just pick it up like this?

Just say why the Chinese people don't know how to cultivate immortals, and the things that were originally cultivated are pressed back abruptly.

There are also some netizens who are curious about how much alcohol they have to drink to have a talent like Brother Jiang.....

"So the fangs that I managed to grow last month were pulled out by the dentist as wisdom teeth, lying on the grass..."

The photographer brother muttered under the stage.

After listening to Jiang Chen's words, there are indeed some truths.

Just like at the beginning, many people said that Shan Hai Jing was fake and did not exist at all, and regarded it as an ancient book of strange tales.

There are puffer fish, salamanders, parrots and other animals recorded in Shan Hai Jing, but no one believed them before, thinking they were fake...

Some descriptions are more anthropomorphic, while others combine the characteristics of many other common animals, so they are considered illusory.

With the gradual development of science and technology in modern times, some scholars have discovered that some animals recorded in the Shan Hai Jing are real.

Then there is a possibility that everything in Shan Hai Jing is true...

Brother Photographer combined with the Classic of Mountains and Seas and Immortal Cultivation, which is a culture that has been passed down in China since ancient times, so it is really possible that human beings can cultivate immortals!

These things that were finally repaired to 10, just cut it off...

The camera is also kept on the stage, giving continuous exposure.

The photographer brother glanced at the popularity of the live broadcast room, and it is still rising, getting higher and higher!

At this time, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has reached 38 million, which is only 2 million away from 40 million.

It can be seen that Jiang Chen's attractiveness is very strong, and the popularity is getting more and more explosive, and netizens are also very interested in seeing the secret scrolls of the Tang Dynasty

Netizens who watched were discussing the interesting question-and-answer format between Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling, and expressed their desire to come and have fun.

He knew that it was very possible that this secret scroll of the prosperous Tang Dynasty would become popular, because too many viewers gave it unanimous praise and were very interested...

At that time, Datang Culture Pedestrian Street will definitely crush Xiaorii Pedestrian Street

The live camera returns to the stage...

"Mister's talent is beyond my reach. He has thoroughly studied our culture of cultivating immortals."

"Mr. is good at eloquence, so I will give you another question."

"A simple poem, sir."

"Withered vines, old trees, faint crows, sir, please pick up..."

Du Ruhui was holding back his laughter.

It was the two who were adjusting the atmosphere all the time, making everyone in the audience laugh.

I didn't expect to meet an opponent this time, and the other party gave such a serious answer, but why it's so funny when I think about it, it's strange...

I can't do it... I must first come to a simple ancient poem topic, first slowly.

If there is another one, today will be a laughing stock

When this question was asked, some children in the audience began to rush to answer it.

The title is still very simple, and it is also a very famous poem.

20 seconds later………….

"Withered vines, old trees, dark crows, Xiao Qiao went home on the middle road, Huang Zhong opened up the wild area, and helped the opponent to kill five."

"Houyi eats melons under the pagoda, pretends to be blind in a group, has the best acting skills, endures the explosion of his mobile phone, and breaks into Tianya bravely.

Jiang Chen is really not very good at this question, mainly because he really didn't study hard when he was a child.

Now that the question has come out, it has to be answered anyway.

Go straight to the topic.....

"Hahaha... Mister, I'm afraid he didn't slip through the net of the nine-year obligation..."

"For a moment, I forgot what the original answer to this question was, but I still answered it so smoothly."

"If you were born in ancient times, you must be a poet."

Du Ruhui couldn't help but burst out laughing.

It's the first time I've been made to laugh by people on stage, they are all professionally trained people, unless they can't help it, they really can't laugh....

Fang Xuanling on the side covered his mouth with his sleeve and let out bursts of laughter.

Here comes a master, and the effect of the program was adjusted immediately.

Everyone in the audience applauded one after another, and couldn't keep laughing for a while......

Netizens were also elated.

In the live broadcast room......

【My Brother Jiang is a bit talented, I can't remember the original lines, but he can make them up for you......】

[No, brothers, Xiao Qiao, Huang Zhong, and Hou Yi are all three C positions, how can we win this game, they are all crispy!]

[What is this? We chose five Mages in one game and didn’t reopen it. It’s different and we won. 】

【Brothers, are you misleading me, Brother Jiang? You guys who slipped through the net after nine years of obligation, are you talking about the king now!】

【Hahaha, brother Jiang wants to laugh me to death so that he can inherit my flower shell, why is this so catchy to read... 】

[Brothers, I will give you one too, withered vines, old trees, dark crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned wifi watermelon, sunset, you go, this is my home]

[Six upstairs, this is my brother Jiang who led him on a crooked road and disappeared forever, right? He can compose poems now. 】

Before they knew it, netizens were misled by Jiang Chen.

Some netizens even created a poem by themselves, which caused everyone to laugh.

Who would have thought that, even if they don't know this question, they can answer it for you......

This poem is called Tianjingsha, Qiusi.

The original sentence is withered vines, old trees, dark crows, small bridges and flowing water, people on the ancient road, westerly wind and thin horses, the sun sets, and the heartbroken people are in Tianya.

"Sir, you really have literary talent. If you were in ancient times, you would definitely be a talented poet."

"Since Mr.'s poems are so good, then Fang Mou asks Mr. a question."

"Mr. loves wine, and Li Bai also loves wine. Both of you can compose poems. I think Mr. is definitely not inferior to Li Bai.

"If Mr. Li Bai was the poetry fairy back then, if he drank coke instead of wine, what could he write?"

"I don't know if sir can compose a poem for us on the spot, so that we can feast our ears"

Fang Xuanling pinched her thigh to hold back her smile.

This person is really good at making things happen, he exploded right away on stage, he is really talented.

He was also curious about what kind of surprises such a person would bring.

"Hahaha, this handsome guy is so funny, I haven't stopped laughing since just now.

"The three of them are like talking about cross talk on stage. Who can stand it? This one is weaker than the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala. I won't watch this year's Spring Festival Gala without them...

"The topic is getting more and more difficult. Li Bai is known as a Poet Immortal. How can he do it?"

"It's hard to say, maybe there will be some surprises.

The people off the field were also laughing, just like eating Xuanmai, they couldn't stop at all....

These two consecutive answers were really full of surprises, and the people in the audience knew that it was really different to be able to teach their daughter to be such a talented person.

After 30 seconds of contemplation......

"People say that this thing is as wonderful as a fairy, and it tastes like wine and is quite sweet."

"Twist, swipe, sip, and hiccup after drinking."

"Open the bottle cap lightly to produce white smoke, and the torrent spurts like a spring."

"Drool three thousand feet, be a fat house for a whole day."

After drinking, Jiang Chen was particularly inspired, imagining that he was Li Bai at this time.

Then I slowly wrote this poem out...

"Mister's talent is absolutely no less than that of Li Bai, hahaha!"

"Mr. is absolutely worthy of the title of Poetry Immortal, to be able to compose such beautiful seven-character quatrains......"

"At the beginning, my husband wanted to withdraw from the poetry world, but I strongly opposed it."

Du Ruhui, who had just recovered, suddenly couldn't laugh anymore....

It's not over yet, just after finally recovering from it, another Wang Zha came.

With such a talent, he must be the reincarnation of Li Bai...

When the voice just fell...

In the live broadcast room......

【Hahaha, as expected of me, Brother Jiang, the possible value of this bottle instantly increased. 】

[In the past, Wolong and Fengchu were both praiseworthy words. After today, the words Shixian will also change because of Brother Jiang. 】

[Brother Jiang's poem is wonderful, it will never let us down, it's so wet, so wet...]

【Those two hosts were almost dying of laughter, I knew their hosts would explode if they were on the same stage...】

[It's over, it's over, don't dare to drink for me Jiang Ge in the future, this drunk Jiang Ge is too fierce, omnipotent......]

Netizens laughed and sprayed 503 again in an instant, it really can answer everything.

Who would have thought that Jiang Chen would be so fierce after drinking, his literary talent soared to the sky, broke through the clouds

Lively has become the source of happiness for everyone. Ever since Jiang Chen took the stage, everyone's smiles have not stopped.

More and more people fell in love with this program, and the popularity of Tang Mijuan became more and more popular, and it became the focus.

"Dare to ask sir, you have such a talent, you must have been appreciated by your teacher during the nine-year compulsory education.

"A talent like Mr. is rare in a hundred years."

Seeing that her partner was still laughing, Fang Xuanling hurriedly smoothed things over.

My thighs were almost turning purple before I could hold back my laughter, completely refusing to survive, and wave after wave of jokes appeared frequently.

However, when this sentence was asked.

Only then did Fang Xuanling realize that he had made a huge mistake.

"When I was studying, the teacher often educated me, and often made her angry."

"I remember one time, when we secretly played with our mobile phones in class, the class teacher found out."

"The head teacher called us all to the office and smashed a mobile phone in front of us."

"Do you know, the key is that there are only six of us, do you know how angry the teacher is with us?"

Jiang Chen recalled that the scene was too scary.

The voice just fell...

In the live room...

[Holy shit, I didn't realize it at first, but when Brother Jiang said that last sentence, the teacher is a ruthless person...]

[Hahaha, Brother Jiang, don’t make me laugh anymore, I’m going to die laughing in this live broadcast room, Wolong, restrain yourself, I really can’t stand it anymore. 】

[This teacher is really ruthless, even if he is so ruthless, he will not let go of his mobile phone, a werewolf...

【I just said that my brother Jiang must not be obedient in his studies. Sure enough, he didn't disappoint us. It has to be you...】[

[Is there a possibility that the head teacher just wanted to change the phone, so he smashed the phone by the way. 】

【Brothers, don't make trouble, this is obviously a sad story, why do you make me want to laugh more and more, are you worthy of this head teacher!】